Hi All....

No time todo too much as I am off to london today ...

again....

I was there Friday and....

Do you know what London is a great place when you can blow bubbles everywhere you go and you are with your bestist Talk to Joe Buddy!

ooooooooo watching him play guitar was a highlight of the day....fantastic....

I just wanted to jump up and down and shout to everyone in the shop

"I'm with him...he's my friend...isn't he awesome on guitar!"

Well done Maximagnet!!!!

Thanks for a lovely day :-)

Hi Joe,

How are you doing....we haven't heard in a looooong while...

we still loves yaz and although maybe you don't get too many messages as such we still luvs ya and would love to see some blue.

Hey I was in Hamleys on Friday playing with the toys...great fun....whats your favourite toy to play with?

Guitars don't count! LOL

Just finished a Paul Gilbert picture...although I am a little annoyed that the eyes have come out real dark on the computer but that's not the way they are on the real drawing

http://entertainment.webshots.com/photo/2996663110084221824jTmKry

Roffler - Hey welcome back buddy....what's kept ya so busy?

RusICB - Belated welcome to the board!

KtzA - Hope your mouse is fixed!

tamachan - WOW that ride sounds pretty cool....course you can do that on every ride really....just pop your ipod on!

campbell - A ha....mmmm very funny LOL....Oh yeah we did go to Busch Gardens too...we did the five parks pass...Universal x 2 Wet n Wild, Sea World (Kraken is awesome) and busch Gardens...didn't like the wooden one...I just don't trust em!....Whats so good bout Marco Island then?

BadNomad - Well done to your daughter...mine is the same....where did you go to eat?

mikesb - Wow that was uncanny....it really did look like joes younger brother!

keniko - Phew....its real hard to keep up with all the comings and goings in your band....i think you should go solo...you don't have any problems with the other members of the band then...and no-one leaves LOL

MariMari - Thanks for the email sweety...good to hear from you...will reply soon!

AmirK - Will reply to you too soon

Maximagnet....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh you got a job...YAY!

Now you av to go out and get the girl!

Hugs Satriella xx

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

boing

boing

bounce

bounce

YIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Oh my word!!!!

Knew the album was coming out in spring through the grapevine....

but JOE has said it now.....its there in Black and White

er

well OK there in Black and Blue!!!!

hehehehe

Oh my word

I AM EXCITED NOW!!!!

Blue on the board at last.....what a line up

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

you know what follows an album dont you...

YAY

YAY

boing boing

A TOUR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturated Satrificness

haha how's that for an album title

no no

be serious Satriella!

WHAT ME

be serious

HA .....don't make me laugh!!!!

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA

no no must think......

Satrionified

saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!

Space for Satriani

how about using your initials...

like...er.....

Just Over Exhuberant, Joe On the Edge....hmm OK poetic licence...you have to pretend the "the" is not there

Jubilant Strumming

Justified Sonicness

Just Superb ....haha...I am sure it will be

hmmmmm we need some kinda feel for this

JOE......Come on....a little clue into your thinking here

pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese

Oh my word this is sooooo exciting!

What a way to start my day......

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great day the other day in London with me Satch mate Maximagnet!

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2145977700084221824uTMBGe

Who had an awesome Satch T-shirt on.... and was fantastic on guitar....as you can see...also found a JS amp

http://community.webshots.com/album/551262633ItZrhU?start=36

We (er...well....I) had great fun blowing bubbles everywhere we went and we managed to adopt some little friends in the science museum who were lovin the bubbles...we also made some friends in Hyde Park....although the squirrels I think were more interested to see if we had nuts rather than bubbles...

Oh my word ....what a disappointment...the silver surfer...

HAD GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh I was gonna ask if I could buy it...

boo hoo!!!!

Sorry Joe...there goes your present for the tour!

what had they replaced it with....some stupid book signing with...kelly...thingy giggy from Destiny's child!

Huh....you think I am hanging around for that!!

GET LOST....would rather see the SILVER SURFER any day!

Oh my Word....hamley's is soooooo much fun...racing the cars and playing with all the toys!!!

boingy boingy bouncy happy bunny in there I was...I think Maximagnet was just trying to hide and make claim that he wasn't with me or that it would be time for my medication soon! LOL

Clarky - Hey...,.my man....yep yep plenty of bouncing you are right there....just ask hubby

what?

Oh not that sort of bouncing....whoops OK yeah see previous post!

Roffler - hmmmm the quiet type eh....well that's OK you are a man after all....hehe....good to seizure anyway!

RusICB - A painter...er....no....my two paintings well were a bit of a disaster....but I do love's to draw...belated because you already posted 11 times before I said hello!

cosmic_ape - HERE I AM......

boingy boingy....very excited....hehe you know what I am picturing now...awwww your wedding picture! How's married life?

KtzA - How's the keyboard ....fixed yet?

Michelle - How's the mouth?

Daimer - cool pictures on your myspace....haha someone called it myface the other day...LOL...anyway love the one of you on the wall!

Joe Satrini....Iceman II, Ovation 1,Mari, Powerslave214,jeremywills,mthead101,punkdude75, peaceandguitars, audiojimbo, spaghetto, anibur, Lord Achmeti of Zatar, gottra have Joe and all the others I have missed...

big hello and we miss you

Hugs Satriella xx

HUGS!!!!!!

The Man Song Ladies and gentleman, The Man Song!

He's the man. He's the man.

I don't take no crap from anybody else... but you I wear the pants around here... when I finish with your laundry

Cos I'm a guy you don't wanna fight... when I say "jump", you say "yeah right" Cos I'm the man of this house... until you get home

He's the man. He's the man.

When I say goes around here... right out the window But I don't wanna hear a lot of whining... so I'll shut up

The sooner you learn who's boss around here... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear Cos I'm head honcho around here... but it's all in my head

He's the man. He's the man.

And I can have sex anytime... that you want Cos I'm a man who has needs... but they're not that important

And don't expect any flowers from me... cos if I'm not mistaken, you prefer jewelry I'm the king of my castle... when you're not around

He's the man. He's the man.

And I'll drink and watch sports... whenever I wanna get in trouble And I'll come home, when I'm good and ready... to sleep on the couch

Cos a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do... and I'm gonna do what you tell me to Because I'm top dog around here... but I've been neutered

He's the man. He's the man!

You the man!

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Wanna hear it.....

this is hillarious...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y0I91rubg

course there has to be one for woman too...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpZcCpdFILY

ooooo Joe....i was just listening n watching crowd chant ....wow its so great to interact with you....please please do another interaction tune on your new album...

....or T2J (as in Talk to Joe!)

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tulsachops....good to see you again! WOW where HAVE you been all this time? Apart from reading Hawkins! LOL

DragonReaper01 - Welcome to the board....I know what ya mean....although I can't play guitar I was inspired to draw joe and i done over 30 drawings now!

anthony anthrax - Welcome along too....to bad you keep missin em....I am avin that trouble with Vai....though I listened to him talking at the London Guitar Show and he did kinda play a tiny bit....but not the same as seeing him perform.

Campbell - sounds like a great place to go....great album title you mentioned there too....I like it!

Joe Satrini - Are you finished yet? Come Back!

Maximagnet - I can put up with such niceness for lots more than 5 hours! Thanks for helping me multi task! LOL

Hugs to all

Satriella xx

Slanshroom - Old age can do that too! LOL

Mr Paul Gilbert.....YAY!

http://entertainment.webshots.com/photo/2978362960084221824uybbKN

Free

yes that's right

FREE

to anyone who wants it!

WOW

What an offer.....

INCLUDING

sore Throat, Lack of Energy, Runny Nose and

Hundreds of sneezes thrown in....

any one want one?

Just come to my house and you can have it....

All you need to do is kiss me?

LOL

No offers.....ah ....why am I not surprised....

Still....

Thanks Maximagnet for being at my bedside!

Tulsachops - Course I remember you....how's the road runner and Percy the Possum?

Satronic!

Satrianibanezified!

Hi Joe....

Tulsachops - Great ...see ya soon then....but hurry the offer doesnt last long!....haha Percy does sound like a typical frontman!

Guitarmiester - Oh my word good to see you....how ya doing?

AmirK - Yes Yep ....got your email...now you got one too! LOL

musicologist - Welcome to the board...hope all goes well with your music paper....try satchnotes.com

Maximagnet - Hows my bestist pal today?

Some people are amazing!

Some people flabber your gast!

Rare people....

Whose the satriella? HADI BB

that would be me!

hello LOL

Tulsachops - Awww too late you missed it...its gone. LOL

omarsvolta - HAHA ...you said

hey man are you coming to mexico with paul gilbert and john petrucci?

Two songs I love that are associated with Paul Gilbert are "down to Mexico" and "Hey Man" LOL

Amir K - let me know ASAP...I am worried for you?

Deathcube K - good to hear things are starting to get better.

Michelle - Thats news to me....well unless you are taking the mick ...as in make you talk to much LOL

but I stand by what I say...

Rare friends are just AWESOME in their AWSOMENESS!

Hugs to all

Satriella xx

flip...this is not a good day....

I nearly lost my best friend

my new phone packed up

now I bin told I will be redundant on 7th December!

EDIT: Just making a cuppa and my cup split open when I poured the hot water in...meanwhile my work colleague came in and said she had spilled tomato sauce down my White Coat!

Sigh....never rains but it pours!

Hope you all having a better day!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

so excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooord!

How excited am I!

OK so I lost my job but even if I have to clean toilets....

JOE AND PAUL are playing together!!!! Must get at least one ticket!

12 Mon Birmingham Symphony Hall - Birmingham, England GB 13 Tue Newcastle City Hall - Newcastle, England GB 14 Wed Glasgow Royal Concert Hall - Glasgow, Scotland GB 15 Thu Manchester Apollo - Manchester, England GB 17 Sat Bristol Colston Hall - Bristol, England GB 18 Sun Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre - Bournemouth, England GB 19 Mon Cardiff St. David's Hall - Cardiff, Wales GB 20 Tue London Hammersmith Apollo - London, England GB 21 Wed Nottingham Royal Centre - Nottingham, England GB

JOE AND PAUL are playing together!!!!

Oh the dilemma.....I really wanted to go to at least two shows this time...Hammersmith and Nottingham would be ideal....but paul is not playing at nottingham grrrr

Dare I book more than one....what if I am totally skint by then!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

Well whatever I have to get a premier ticket for Hammersmith....I just have to...If I new I had a job or I new the job situation I would do 18 to the 21st.

I may just have to borrow money from my mum for it....this is tooo good to miss!

Oh my word and a new album in april!

Wow....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo excited!

boingy

boingy

bounce

bounce

bounce

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

boingy

boingy

bounce

bounce

bounce

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

boingy

boingy

bounce

bounce

bounce

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

MY TWO FAVOURITE GUITARISTS....

TOURING TOGETHER!!!!

I have died and gone to paradise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe and Paul .......Paul and Joe

boingy

boingy

bounce

bounce

bounce boingy

boingy

bounce

bounce

bounce bounce boing boingy

boingy

bounce

bounce

bounce

hyper hyper hypernessity!!!!!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

so happy

no job but sooooooooo happy

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

breath

breath

and gooooo nuts!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

OH

MY

WORD!!!!!

new album in APRIL

YAY!!

tour in MAY!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

tie me down tie me down

must go

must book day off work on Friday to book tickets!!!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

Oh my word

Cant Believe it!!!!

This is amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing!

boingy

bounce

bounce

bounce bounce boing boingy

THANK YOU JOE

THANK YOU JOE

THANK YOU JOE

THANK YOU JOE

THANK YOU JOE

THANK YOU JOE

THANK YOU JOE

THANK YOU JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU JOE.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOINGY HAPPY BUNNY

Satriella xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Slansh....er what you just said made no sense whatsoever?

haha

look who's talking....

Michelle....Cheese....awwww thanks for the support girls...I knew you would understand how exciting this is....

Oh my word....

Gig tomorrow....

then in the morning I will be able to book me tickets!

Prem Ticket here I come.....

Oh my word can I drive that far.....it will be further than I have ever been before

I am scared.....

but this is...

JOE AND PAUL

my two favourite guitarists....

hahahahahahaha

we had reps from the company that are shutting us down in at work today....

hahaha they had us all in one by one

it was all very serious...

Yes...as you know...blah blah blah...these sessions are a chance for you to have your say and give us a reason not to close you down...anything you would like to say Sandy..

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh"

jump jump in my seat

"Joe and Paul are playing together....together...aaaaaaaaaagh Im excited...."

Did you wish to relocate to one of our other offices?

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh"

jump jump in my seat

"Joe and Paul are playing together....together...aaaaaaaaaagh Im excited...."

haha I think you get the picture!

well it jollyed up a serious situation....they had smiles on their faces for ages afterwards.

when my proper boss came in I nabbed him and said

"right we MUST talk about something very serious before anything else"

"oh dear whats the matter Sandy"

"Joe and Paul are playing together....together...aaaaaaaaaagh Im excited....but I MUST book tickets on Friday morning....I dont care how...I will have a days holiday...half a days holiday...take my lunch hour early....how do you want to do this?"

heheheeheheehee

Sing-a-long

"Gimme that phone...

I gotta talk to yer baby set the records straight

coz this relationships going to a meet and greet.....

we not disagreeing on how to have fun

and I dont know what you want

I want what I want!!"

AND THAT WOULD BE A JOE TICKET!

yay

Oh my word...

JOE AND PAUL.....PAUL AND JOE....my two favourite guitarists playing together!

I kept getting errors on the pre sale thingy around 8am Friday....so left for work thinking the computers there would be quicker but would you credit it....they were on a mega go slow but I managed to Phone through to the Bournemouth box office, booked the Cardiff ones through ticketline on-line then after many attempts got my Premier tickets for Hammersmith!

YAY! BOURNEMOUTH, CARDIFF AND HAMMERSMITH HERE I COME!

Happy but worried bunny....I have been frightened stiff of motorways since my accident 20 years ago...although gradually my fear has got kinda less although I aways avoid em where I can...but for this I will have no choice....I just have to hope my fear doesn't take hold of me! I mean this will be a major major test....

Oh my word guess wot....how freaky is this..

When I saw Joe in 06 at Hammersmith my seat was D11

This time its D12!

Anyway....this is a major incentive to get a job quick smart...

Oh OH....if anyone has any tips for Cardiff or Bournemouth area do's or don'ts as far as getting to the venue goes...please please let me know...Oh and as I will be sleeping in the car....safe or unsafe areas would be handy to know too!

anibur - thanks for the heads-up and the emails...YAY we can meet up at London then...hey we almost got the same birthday....mine is 28th May!

the_beatrix_kiddo - Hey welcome back ....real good to see you here again...sorry to hear about DT...I must admit they were amazing....do try to go to see them at some point another time! Have a Faboulous time in the Caribbean ...got room in your suitcase for a stowaway! LOL

js1200js1000 - Hey if you go to Cardiff I will see you there! Let me know...we will have to meet for a hello n a hug!

alexandrecaetano - Hey lets hope you can swing it to be at the gig.....would be great to see you! Awww I was just listening to the Tommy Vance interview with Joe the other day!

ibanezguitars - Thanks sweety...you are...as always very comforting...yeah it will be OK I hope.....its just a scary place to be right now.

AmirK - you do make me laugh...real name is under my T2J name hehe.

marimariSRV - awwwwww it would have been so nice to meet you for real.....will email you soon.

campbell - Thanks for the comfort...haha mind you hearing about this tour did that...haha it was all very serious the other day at work...they were calling us in for serious chat about money and redundancy etc...all I kept saying in answer to every question was...yeah but JOE AND PAUL ARE PLAYING TOGETHER...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH"

hehe

Speaking of gigs....just saw My Chemical Romance yesterday at the O2 arena which is massive...I am glad I was standing and not in the seats...coz they are four blocks high...its just a massive place..Wow that was an amazing gig! Fireworks and fire galore...Gerard is such a showman on stage too....very Freddy Mercury...and when everyone sings along to Cancer...its awesome! My daughter was only three rows from the stage too...in fact Gerards wife who was in the support band decided to crowd surf...and ended up standing right next to her for a while!

Hugs to all....

YAY.....Three Joe gigs....and Prem ticket for Hammersmith...

I have died and gone to paradise!

Satriella xx

Oh yeah....

Another email from Paul Gilbert....YAY!

he said...

Three Shows...thank you...i will try to play some good notes at every one...Paul

Try to play some good notes! Every note he ever plays is good as far as I am concerned!

Wow ....wouldn't it be good if Joe answered emails!

dream3 - Wow 2 x G3 cool....which line-up? Awww you gonna love DT live...they are amazing...saw em a few weeks ago.

HADI BB - Satriella? do u Like ?

LOL you are gonna have to be a little more specific...do i like what? Music....Carrots....chocolate....people...joe....work....painting...you see how the possibilities are endless?

marimariSRV - HAHA 10 months and 11 days...7 hours and 52 minutes...er....not that you are counting LMHO

Ovation1 - Oh yeah....me lubs Paul too!

Anibur - HAHA that did make me laugh....what was the address of this therapist LOL

js1200js1000 - For sure!

Hey Joe....

Oh my word....

Guess what!

Got my first Joe Satriani plus special guest Paul Gilbert

TICKET!!!!!!

YAY ....it came in the post Saturday...

Can you believe they sent it out so quick!

Its in my hands people!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

oh speaking of

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

Dream3 - That one was for you.....how exciting! Mind you I have to say the description sounds pretty much like the UK gig.....but wow will you have a blast...its an amazing show! YAY

ovation1 - Oh no....it doesn't get any better!....er...well it does actually...my mates are going to every gig....so thats what 10 or more.....now THAT is better LOL....yeah I hookin up wit a few peeps from the board!

SL992 - Welcome to the board but....Saywhat?

guitarman1375 - Welcome to the board have a blast at Bristol!

michelle - Oh yeah thats twice now....I am gonna go for the hat- trick and use my third and final email account at work to get another one! LOL ....well I may as well use it for personal use now....what can they do sack me! hahahaha

AmirK - Well we do get an appearance now and again...hey wheres dat photo you promised?

ibanezguitars - Yeah it would be nice to have a talk to Paul section so the fans can interact like we do if nothing else!

maritime - Thanks for the virtual tour...very cool!

Hugs ya muchly

ooooo just checked out my seat for Bournemouth

not too shabby.....H9

http://www.bic.co.uk/Library/PDF/global/seatingplans/Pavilion1.pdf

front row of second block...so plenty of room to get down and rush the stage if necessary....but on the other side to Joe!

Ah well......its pretty cool!

YAY.....I'm Excited....

bounce

bounce

Satriella....

what....

its 2.49am stop bouncing....

but I can't sleep!

I am worried and excited both at the same time

Oh OK....get it out your system!

boingy

boingy

bounce

bounce!

Yawn....still no-one in chat.....

OK off to bed then.....

Oh my word yeah......

this is my first Prem Experience......

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

I mean yeah I met Joe last time which was fantastic....

oooo will always be grateful for the guy who helped with that!

THANK YOU....IF YOU ARE WATCHING!

but hey ? Holer....yeah I ask the same as you?

who else has had a prem experience?

what gives?

njbeast - Oh yeah definitely....go to London....would be great to meet up with you.....you deserve to go to all the gigs with the crud that you have just been through...come on cheer yourself up!

Campbell - You are coming too? To which gig?....or was that just a joke for getting on the bus.....

haven't had any confirmation from Joe yet LMHO