Well hello peeps.....dont know what is gonna happen now, i just told hubby we were not making it as a couple anymore.

gotta ride a big storm now...

breakups are never easy...but after 24 years....

anyway....

JOE....How fantastic to hear that ZZ has a sax part to play on the new album....will he be joining you on the tour?

anibur - thanks for the message on webshots

shredguy - why does your life suck....what happened

Maximaget - you are very welcome.

keniko - sorry to hear bout all the illness....hope you are all OK now.

Numpty_UK - hello...have a good time at cardiff...may see you there if you wear a t-shirt with your name on lol

YAY....its my first official day as a secretary!

new job ....new begining.....even better new begining to come!

Hello Everyone,

sorry I have been away a while.....information overload with the new job but I am officially the secretary now and thats that YAY

boingy

boingy

boingy

and Nettie the old secretary has got a new job up north where she moved to ....so there is no changing it now.

I am enjoying it muchly at the moment and i cant see that changing.

How is everyone....whats been happening?

there was just too many pages to look at...

gee....I missed you guys.....

Oh heard throught he grapevine that Marshall love Clarky or something similar....WOW....Congratulations matey.

May is getting ever closer.....two months to go.

I am so excited....

Why?

Coz of seeing Paul and Joe play?

No

Meeting lots of you talk to joers of course LOL

Hugs all round.

I love hugs.....

dontcha just love hugs!

There cant be a person on the planet who doesnt love hugs.

Hi Amir....wave...wave...I am back

How are you doing Tracie?

Phyrdom...hows the new flat?

js1200js1000....hows fatherhood etc?

Keniko....Hows the new band format going?

Joe Satrini.....Talk to me?

Maximagnet.....Coongratulations on finally getting your name in blue....soooo happy for you!

Mari.....thanks for the emails....will answer you soon

JOE....Thanks for being so fantastic and making people feel worthwhile fans....its a fantastic thing you do....we appreciate you cant get to everyone.....but with the pictures and backstage stuff and answers on here...you really look after your fans and we love you for that as well as the music!

Love and hugs to all

Magical Tomato head - haha you sound like maximagnet.....haha just joking...he does listen other stuff but he loooooooves Joe....so do I!.....which gig are you going to, I cant see you on any of the atendance lists?

Keniko - Hey....checked your myspace I think "little time" is my favourite…but there is a great bit of guitar in stone cold hearted. Hope you all better now!

Joe Satrini - Er....what's a great track now? Goldfish brain is not responding.... Thanks for the mail.

Maximagnet - Hang in there hun....not much longer!

all together now...rolling stones....

I cant get no.....

Satchishfaction

not till after April the first anyway!

hahaha yes I can....when PSATMOR arrives!!!

tick tock

tick tock

is it April the first yet?????

sigh......

tick tock

tick tock

Hugs would help....hehe

tickets available for the London guitar show now....12th - 15 june....

talk more later...

hugs to all Satriella xx

Amir K - Special hug to you....sorry for what happened...

hmmm well all it says at the moment is Major US Star playing at the guitar show...TBA 7th April....so I think I will wait to get my ticket....see who it is first.

MagicalTomatoHead - I will be at London and Bournemouth too, so do come and say hi and give me a hug...that bit is mandatory I am afraid....so if you are a Hugaphobic....stay away from me! LOL

Keniko - Glad things are going well, hope you find a suitable gig soon.

Civgeek - Good luck with your potential band...keep us updated.

Clarky - Have you lost your job....blimey charlie...dont see you for months then you write a ton of essays HAHA good to see it though....you were just filling in for me while i was gone weren't you. Hey....be it at Joe gig or LGS come find me and give me a hug!

Do the Stu - As Clarky.....good to see you back...not just back but back with a vengeance! You mentioned Rush....well Neil ... thats a real bad situation he was in. I recently got a Rush tribute CD with Mike Portnoy and Paul Gilbert...its great...but Mike was singing neils praises, totally mega replica drum kit he played...er and bought for himself in the end.

AmirK - thinking of you.....twas a terrible thing to happen.

Tracie - Please update me on your situation, I have been thinking of you, but I haven't had to much time to read the posts lately.

Joe Satrini - oooooooooo riiiiiight....yeah I get it now LOL I may be a cross between a goldfish and a tortoise but I get there in the end...er....with a little help from my friends hehe.

Maximagnet - Be patient, hang in there....a watched kettle never boils so they say....but in truth it does eventually!

MariMari - you are a lil angel....sorry i havent replied to email yet....will soon!

Hugs to All

YAY...

boingy

boingy

bounce

not 1

but

2 podcasts to watch.....

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Joe....yes I certainly will check it out double quick....haha love the hats and wigs...soem great pictures....musterion sounds great....sounds like a progression from an earlier tune....which I thought was in tune with what you said about Paul flipping the meaning of the word over and changing it to mean something else....thats what the tune sounds like....like you have taken an old idea and flipped it over to take on a new sound/meaning. FANTASTIC as always...thanks joe for the music and the podcasts!

Everybody else....

some joe stuff for you to parouse...

http://search.bbc.co.uk/cgi-bin/search/results.pl?q=joe+satriani&uri=%2Fbirmingham%2Flocal_radio%2F

Yabbus23 - Welcome along to the board....yes seville 92 holds some special memories for me....I had listened to joe for a while....but watching him play (well all of them really) WOW!

PhilTheMetalhead - Welcome to the board and the world of Joe....have a great time in Birmingham!...I am going to Bournemouth, Cardiff and London so I wont see you there....but if you haven't seen him before....oh my word you are gonna be on cloud nine...especially with Paul Supporting! Slowed your thoughts of suicide? does that mean you still have them, why? have you had a hard time? do you get severe depression? Are you OK?

Amir - Loving thoughts to you....its OK ...you did good!

Clarky - OK hun....sorry you lost your phone!

Cheese101 - Well honey, although its superficial in comparison, going to see Joe is a good you can look to in the short term.....maybe it will lift your spirits enough to look for another good after that....one day...one step at a time sweety!

jeepers...I am gonna have to stop being away for long periods of time.....its a nightmare checking all the posts!

NJBeast - WElcome back from your holiday....how did it go?

Oh my word....your new tune A different Story is absolutely amazing...your best yet....FANTASTIC...well done!

give it a listen people....its called A Different Story

http://www.myspace.com/warlockwren

Mari - aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh 6 months! lol

Maximagnet - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh 2 weeks! lol

Oh went to London on Friday...look at this great picture on the side of a bus....OK shame its not Joe....but still its great..

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2013337820084221824EetfmN

hahahaha

hahahahaha

ROFLHO

hahahahaha

gotta choose the right wig and shoes....

hahahahahaha

you are so funny Joe!!!!

What is my purpose?

to sing "I just wanna Rock!" in bournemouth, Cardiff and Hammersmith!"

YAY!!!!

PhilTheMetalhead - OK well if you need to talk to an outside person you are welcome to email me OK...

PS....Joe....loving PS....very funky!!!

Hugs to y'all

Satriella xx

PhilTheMetalhead - Ok....its your choice....but you have got it wrong....its a privilege to hear someones problems...believe me I have been an Agony aunt many times, and although the words are sad, its upbuilding to know that the person trusts you, and more often than not, just being there, or your replies, lifts that persons spirits....and that my friend is a very happy thing indeed.

I appreciate you probably already have peeps to be there for you....BUT the offer stands IF you are ever sitting at your computer and need to spill to someone there and then....feel free.

NJBeast - Oh my god....thats a hard one....aaaaaaaaaaagh....I do love the new one....but all your tunes are good Dave....I cant pick one....er......

ALL OF THEM....and thats my final choice! LOL

SteveeT - How are you doing now? Are you all settled?

Phyrdom - Same goes for you...hows life in the new flat? May be in the same situ myself soon...any tips?

MaxiMagnet - I really hope that Ebay guy hasn't run off with your money for Joes new album.....that sucks so bad...there must be something that can be done.....although until say April 6th ish....we cant say for sure can we....

AmirK - Please dont keep blaming yourself for anything....you are a hero...keep that in mind!

Hugs ya muchly all

Webmaster Jon....

please dont change it???

SteveeT - not moved west.....??? are you on a gradual migration then? Me......twill be a few months yet before I go anywhere....no money!

Zinc & NJBeast - Knight Rider.....oh my how I loved Kit....my new boss reminds me of Knightrider....his name is Kit Motion....isnt that fab....yes kit in motion....knightrider....hasselwho?

NJBeast - OK Sweety....I will listen to you on my ipod at work this arvo and try to work out which one I would like to see you play....da da...da-da da da, da da da-da da da da-da....where did that mission impossible music come from??

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET WHEN...

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oh my word

boingy

boingy

major jumping round the room yesterday

bounce

bounce

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PSATMOR came yesterday.......

Oh my word the live versions of Ice9 and Crushing Day....are just completely awesome, Ice9 has so many added parts and its fantastic....crushing day is just awesome, surfing is great too, Galen standing in the middle of the stage, I have never seen such a thing! LOL

HAHAHAHA Joe covered in tin foil....bacojoe! FRAMTONE

Wow....seeing Joe Drumming too...thats a new one.

JOE,

Thank you Joe!

Twas a day of musical highs and lows yesterday.

I took the car to the garage, and found an album that I was just about to buy again coz its been lost for at least 6 months, so that was great, and believe me I have scanned and hunted in the car a thousand times for it. HIGH!

Then I am out most of the morning, Pick up the car and when I get home there is PSATMOR in the kitchen! MEGA HIGH!

Get three quarters through it, then have to take my son somewhere, so have to drag myself away. LOW!

Get to the place and see a guy I met at a friends dinner party who plays awesum guitar, so I was telling him that he must get Joes new album, and he points out a guy who loves Joe, so I am talking to him and he points out a kid (18-20) who also loves joe. Later on that kid, Chris/Roy, is talking to my son so I start talking bout Joe and how I am going to see him and Paul, turns out he is also a mega Paul and Steve fan, even knowing about Yellow Matter Custard and the Rush and Zep tribute and Mr Big....also is a John Petrucci fan and was at the same Dream Theatre gig as we were last year, except he was standing at the front! HIGH

Go to Tescos, notice on the way in that the guitar clock on my bag has the glass all smashed. LOW

Come out of Tesco's and my wooden guitar on my bag snaps in half. LOWER.

Get home, Watch the DVD and listen to the album HIGH!!!!!

Boingy

boingy

bounce

bounce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hugs to all and enjoy the album....oh yes you will indeedy!!!

Satriella xx

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1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius)

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4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final cop y)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened)

( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart!

One for the ladies

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma ."

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I LOVE PROFESSOR SATCHAFUNKILUS AND THE MUSTERION OF ROCK!!!

THANK YOU JOE FOR ANOTHER CLASSICALLY FINE AND AWESOMELY FABULOUS ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU JOE FOR ANOTHER CLASSICALLY FINE AND AWESOMELY FABULOUS ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU JOE FOR ANOTHER CLASSICALLY FINE AND AWESOMELY FABULOUS ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU JOE FOR ANOTHER CLASSICALLY FINE AND AWESOMELY FABULOUS ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU JOE FOR ANOTHER CLASSICALLY FINE AND AWESOMELY FABULOUS ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU JOE FOR ANOTHER CLASSICALLY FINE AND AWESOMELY FABULOUS ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU JOE FOR ANOTHER CLASSICALLY FINE AND AWESOMELY FABULOUS ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU JOE FOR ANOTHER CLASSICALLY FINE AND AWESOMELY FABULOUS ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU JOE FOR ANOTHER CLASSICALLY FINE AND AWESOMELY FABULOUS ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU JOE FOR ANOTHER CLASSICALLY FINE AND AWESOMELY FABULOUS ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU JOE FOR ANOTHER CLASSICALLY FINE AND AWESOMELY FABULOUS ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU JOE FOR ANOTHER CLASSICALLY FINE AND AWESOMELY FABULOUS ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU JOE FOR ANOTHER CLASSICALLY FINE AND AWESOMELY FABULOUS ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU JOE FOR ANOTHER CLASSICALLY FINE AND AWESOMELY FABULOUS ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU JOE FOR ANOTHER CLASSICALLY FINE AND AWESOMELY FABULOUS ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!

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Bigbunny - Our release date is not until April 1st thats why I was so happy to get it.....if your release date has been put back why dont you order it from somewhere else and get it posted? Japan is fairly close to you and when they sent me the new Paul Gilbert album it got from Japan to England in 3 days!!!!

Ibanezguitars - Hiya.....how are you doing these days? I have to agree with you....yes my answer is the WHOLE album is great!!!

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THANK YOU JOE FOR ANOTHER CLASSICALLY FINE AND AWESOMELY FABULOUS ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU JOE FOR ANOTHER CLASSICALLY FINE AND AWESOMELY FABULOUS ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU JOE FOR ANOTHER CLASSICALLY FINE AND AWESOMELY FABULOUS ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU JOE FOR ANOTHER CLASSICALLY FINE AND AWESOMELY FABULOUS ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU JOE FOR ANOTHER CLASSICALLY FINE AND AWESOMELY FABULOUS ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU JOE FOR ANOTHER CLASSICALLY FINE AND AWESOMELY FABULOUS ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU JOE FOR ANOTHER CLASSICALLY FINE AND AWESOMELY FABULOUS ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU JOE FOR ANOTHER CLASSICALLY FINE AND AWESOMELY FABULOUS ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU JOE FOR ANOTHER CLASSICALLY FINE AND AWESOMELY FABULOUS ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU JOE FOR ANOTHER CLASSICALLY FINE AND AWESOMELY FABULOUS ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU JOE FOR ANOTHER CLASSICALLY FINE AND AWESOMELY FABULOUS ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU JOE FOR ANOTHER CLASSICALLY FINE AND AWESOMELY FABULOUS ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi Joe,

Its the same with drawing, if I am drawing a charactor I dont really know, it's OK, sometimes labourious, but when I am drawing you I have a smile on my face and I love it!

alexandrecaetano.......watched the video, good to see you playing, sounds fabulous, you are doing so well!

cosmicdebriz - dont know if it was just my computer, but couldn't get the page to come up on the addy you gave?

ibanezguitars - You are right actually, it is a stonkingly good track! Yes very possibly my favourite, but I think you need a good 10 listens before you can really tell, and I bin very busy...boo hoo, but I am going on a long road trip on Friday...YAY! ....PSATMOR all the way LOL

Big Bunny - Yep I got the DVD, its great, seeing Joe wrapped in tin foil is a sight to see!

well now...hubby wants divorce and to sell the house and is taking me off the car insurance tomorrow so i cant use the car...life it is a changing.

dont know exactly what i gonna do about getting to Joes gigs now..I did ask if he would keep me on till may...but no...

hmmmm....lots to think about...yes thats why i am here at 4am

Anyway, will probably lose phone and broadband, so if you dont see me thats why, although i can look at work here and there.

Thanks for all your support with my art...you guys are great....i really do appreciate that you look at it...and..

wow

wow

wow

some of you even have it up on your wall!

Special thanks to those who do that...

and there are a few of you....

love yaz and hug yaz muchly!

Satriella xx

Hi Joe....thank you for the message and the new album and DVD...looking forward to hopefully still seeing you in May...a big hug is in order i think! pweeeze...LOL

B....

B......

B......

nope i cant even bounce at the moment.....

....even after a message from Joe...

Oh Joe Satrini - thanks for telling me it was here...i would have missed it otherwise!

slanshroom - spring has sprung off! LOL

Update - He didn' take me off the insurance and says he will keep me on till after May...

A breakup has kinda been in the offing for many years. but circumstances wouldn't allow it....

now coz i good friends with a talk to joer....its created an excuse i suppose.

do the stu - kayla - Ibanezguitars - thanks for the offers, will try to get on where i can....

Michelle - Thanks for the heads up on the insurance situation. I dont really care after may anyway.

philthemetalhead - i hope i get through too! My son is 18 and is very angry with me and says i have ruined his life.....understandable knee jerk reaction i guess.

Cheese101 - you bare that in mind too honey....life on the other side of darkness...yes indeed.

If I missed anyone, who messaged me...I am sorry!

Hey Joe....I finally got the G3 with You, Steve n Yngwie the other day....wow how cool is it!!!!

Hi Joe....

Thanks again for your message, it means a lot that you take notice!

You knowi think Asik Vaysel is my favourite track at the moment....whats yours?

Webmaster - Phew...thanks...glad this isn't changing....I dont get on here so much now, but i am glad its gonna stay the same.

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Just finished a new picture.....its not joe though..its beyonce!

http://entertainment.webshots.com/photo/2141957300084221824wYsSJp

but guess who i am doing next!

haha

I am looking at a flt on Tuesday.....Its in town and on the road I go to work on...so its in a good place...I really hope I get it!

Think good vibes for me peeps!

I Have a friend who is so beautiful in word that i cry!

js1200js1000 - well I am not sure i can actually afford a flat...but i got no choice....so i may well have to start selling my drawings.

I will draw slash next....

philthemetalhead - hope you hanging in there kiddo! :-)

joe satrini - thanks for the nagging deary! LOL

njbeast - acunamatata - no worries!

hugs Satriella xx

oh my word....

joe....you are doing the london guitar show...

and so is Paul

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

June 15th

oh my word....dont know if i will afford it!

oh my word!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

Hi my fellow satchaholics....hows its going....i know i have a few peeps to answer....but i wrote dem all down at work and now i am at home.

this makes me laugh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUrTa8AAsSQ

well....I just said yes to a flat....will know on Monday if I have it or not.

hey....how long beforehand do you get the premium tickets?

If I remember rightly.....you get em a couple of weeks before dont you?

4 weeks to go

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

and

oh my word how exciting.....will get to see the one and only Mr Stu Hamm WOW!

I hope you are all OK....sorry I haven't been keeping up with things!

I lubs and Hugs yaz all muchly

Satriella xx

PS. I cant believe the price of the London Guitar Show Tickets....last year the tickets were about £12 but to see Steve Vai as well the whole price was £17.50....this year its £15 for the ticket then another £15 if you wanna see Joe as well!