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Aloha one and all especially MTHEAD101, COSMIC APE, 5150_ALIEN and of course the CUBE. Hope you guys had a great weekend. Good reading your posts. MTH man you have a great attitude going into surgery buddy. I go to Queens all the time to observe surgerys and attend rounds. I kind of enjoy it, but drains your energy. CS, I see your getting it together bruddah you got good people helping you out. Im just hangin playing in church until school gets out and I can get back to playing with da boys on a regular basis again. FFFF remember what this stands for Free Form Funkified Filth. Something just came to mind when 5150_ALIEN put together that incredible list. Did you guys ever watch Gene Simmons teaching some kids in England, I think it was, to play in a rock band. They ended up opening for another metal band. Anyway, the guy was so mellow and funny. The school hes teaching these kids at is apparently far from civilization and he becomes bored. Hes all by himself having dinner. He says, "Are there any girls here? I like girls. Could some girls come out and serve me dinner? I love to be around girls. Next thing you know hes in a limo on his way to a strip club. Lap dance anyone? So he teaches these guys the basics and he finally gets to the bass and he picks this girl to play and he GROWLS holding the bass in his hand, "NOW THIS, THIS YOU MUST PLAY LIKE A WEAPON"! Yeah, baby! Thats what I like to hear! This is what the CUBE does, hes like a machine gun. CUBE, you got a cd out there? Let me know.

Keith Richards vacationing on an island off New Zealand while on tour falls off a coconut tree and sustains a concussion. What the hell is he doing climbing a tree? Seriously, I hope hes alright. Hes lucky he didnt break his neck.

Hey 5150_ALIEN You might enjoy this one. I had the weirdest day yesterday. I went to this health and new products expo to check out whats new out there and get my ROMO book signed by Bill Romanowski. So I put on this Jeff Beck shirt I got a couple months ago at the Fender. So my wife and i get there early to beat the crowds. ROMO is at this booth giving out free samples of this nutritional supplement called neuropath. He is a supper nice guy and we hit it off and start talking. He signs my book and gives my wife and I 2 cups of this drink. We hoist it down. Now, I dont know if you read the book, but Romo suffered 20 plus concussions during his NFL career (not falling out of coconut trees) and this prevented him from playing anymore for the Raiders because he suffered brain damage. So he searches and finds a PhD of nutrition and he puts this supplement together to help Romo regain his cognitive deficits. So he puts it on the market. This stuff is unreal man! Within 10 minutes me wife and I are buzzing. Everything looks like its in ultra 3D. I am now in multitask mode. I feel fast, strong, smart, focused and I cant stop talking.

So here is where I need some help. I got this Jeff Beck shirt on and Im standing at this booth talking to some people when this guy comes up to me and asks me where I got the shirt. Hes a BIG Jeff Beck fan. I tell him and we start talking. He tells me that one of his relatives who plays drums for Steve Vai is coming to stay with him next month after Vai's tour is over. I'm high as a kite and say" the dude with all the tattoes?" He says "thats him". I think this guy is a great power drummer. 5150, who is he and is Vai's tour almost over? Is this guy putting me on? He tells me that he doesnt do much and looks for other gigs while on vacation. He asks me if I would like to get together with him when he arrives and jam? Now I'm trippin dude. We exchange cards and he says he will give me a call when he gets in. Can you help me out here.

So I buy a jar of Neuropath, which Im still researching, take some before playing at church and you fill in the blanks. PLAY IT LIKE A WEAPON MAN!

Please get back to me. Thanks. G OUT

Sun Apr 30 '06 11:39:46 pm Set this message as last read

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Howzit everybody!

MTHEAD 101 I like the joke buddy. Keep on truckin

SATRIELLA Long time since we last talked. How ya doin? The reason I observe surgerys is that I love the blood and gore of it! Of course I'm putting you on girl. I do it because I have to do it. It is required that I spend a set number of hours in each discipline in order to achieve my doctorate in P.T. Hey, I visited the site you posted. Thanks. It was really cool. My wife loves drum solos and Mangini is awesome. Never seen him play before. I'm not too familiar with SV's history, or his current tour in fact. I checked out SV's web site and it seems that he's now touring solo and with Zappa. So that means Jeremy Colson could be in Hawaii soon. So I logged on to his site and e-mailed him to confirm if what that guy said was true or not. This should be interesting. IF I hook up with Colson the only SV song I know is "I'm the hell outta here". I think thats what he's going to say after I play the first few licks! I'm a bit nervous. Actually I'm a nervous wreck! Part of me wants jam and part of me (95%) wants to run like hell. Does this mean I need to grow my hair long, wear leather pants, and play a dual neck Yamaha bass? I...I...I....dont know if I can do that! "I'm the hell outta here"!

Tue May 2 '06 12:13:33 am Set this message as last read

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MIKESB Kee Marcello rips. Thanks for the link. Not only that, I like the bass riffs. Really good sound. I dont know how he managed to stay seated during that last attack sequence! So Hendrix would be 64 y.o. this year. I think he would have been a little younger than Buddy Guy and he still rips. You agree? The blues rocks man. There's something about a solid down low dirty blues riff that briings the best out of a lead guitarist.

All you guys and ladies out there who are hooking us up to these great links thanks for the great entertainment. I'm learning alot about whos out there. The Petrucci link was cool. Whos playing bass for him now?

Joseph, as IM calls you. I like that. Its cool. There are alot of ies out there like Jimi, Stevie,Timmy, Mikie, Billy, Tommy, etc. etc. I'm going off. Anyway, I know you probably wont read what I have to say but....its no surprise that you have to ice the arm pre and post concert as you are approaching overuse syndrome buddy. The people posting are right. Of course you know that you are battling inflammation from microtears to the soft tissue most likely in both arms. This is due to high repetition in distinct patterns. This is why I play bass. There are no stats nor will any exist studying bass player guitarist repetition volume, but its obvious that there is a huge difference, especially in your case as you would be rated in the extreme volume catagory. This is good for the audience because they love to hear you shread. The downside is that if you dont take care of yourself, you suffer, especially as the tour progress' and you age. You are doing the right thing by icing to battle inflammation. You may or may not be taking anti-inflammatory meds. I dont know. I'm just trying to help. Now, if you ice BEFORE playing you may be doing yourself more harm than good. By icing pre concert you are slowing the nerve conductivity to the muscle tissue which numbs the pain, but requires more blood circulation to warm-up. It is my guess that once you warm up you feel good. So the logical and suggested practice is that you WARM the arm and hand with a heating pad and or use whats called parafin wax on your hands BEFORE you play. This way you'll be ready to go bro! AFTER you play ice and use anti-inflammatory meds if you must, as this is when damage can occur.

Joe, we want you around for a long time man. When you get off tour you need to go on a so called off season training regimen. There are a ton of touring bands that needlessly endure pain when they dont have too. Drummers are especially prone to damage as they age, not that your old Joe. But you catch my drift. There is alot to be said about strength, muscle endurance, neuromuscular reeducation, and muscle memory when applying these principles to musicians. When pain exceeds strength, its not a good thing. There, I have said my piece. Time to go water the lawn. G OUT..

Tue May 2 '06 8:53:05 pm Set this message as last read

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COSMIC_APE You out there dude. Whats up?

SATRIELLA A P.T. in your part of the world I believe is a physiotherapist. In America its a physical therapist. Doctorate is a PhD. Which all in all means nothing. You will have to do some research into physiotherapy on your end but it is rehabilitation of injury in general. Most times after an operation or surgery. So this is why I must observe surgery. The fun part is that the doctors often question you as to what they are doing. Just think of it as pre-med. You also get to know the doctors/physicans/ surgeons so that they build confindence in you and refer you business. I think that answers your question. Its just another job, just like everybody else's. Aloha S

CUBE This is a great title for your first cd bro. Anyway, after listening to some of your outstanding ripping of the axe so to speak, I was thinking about another guitarist. I havent listened to any of there cds for awhile, but is it Billy C. from the Smashing Pumpkins? Please dont be offended because what I'm thinking of is a home video that was broadcasted quite some time ago. I dont think he displays his full potential on any of the S.P. cds in comparison to this video I am referring too. When you start your attack you both sound kind of familiar buddy. Maybe you know of this video. I dont know. Anyway, keep on keeping on man. Like your style.

I'm the hell outta here! growlerrrrrrrrrrrrrout

Wed May 3 '06 12:21:20 pm Set this message as last read

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LILGUITAR If you check these posts, let me know where you stay bruddah? I'm up in Kalama Valley.

962 2 thumbs up on all your tracks man. I LIKE IT! Blossom is fuzzy and funky, just the way I like it. Good all the way thru. There's alot of talent on this site. Keep it up bro.

5150_ALIEN Romo could really put the HURTS on people couldnt he? This is a guy who lived to hit hard and when its in your blood either your shoulders or head has got to give. With him it was both. Anyway, the supplement is EXPENSIVE. It is called Neuropath and you can find it at pureromonutrition.com. This stuff is unreal and too potent for me. I use about 1/3 the suggested dose and I'm smoking dude! Also at this expo was an older NFL guard who played for the Packers and coached special teams for UH. John Wilbur. This guy had pictures of a ton of college and pro players. He gave me this picture of the pit in what looks to be a trap, and old Wilbur is cutting Manny Fernandez of the Dolphins at the knees! It is so cool! At the top he writes. This guy Manny needs rehab. He was about 2 booths down from Romo and he was afraid to go over there to get a drink of the juice! He was afraid of Romo! Is that funny or what? Romo is very mellow now. He's lost alot of weight. I think he runs too much. But my wife thought he was awesome! I said "never mind!"

Still no word from Colson. I'm not going to hold my breath on this one. If we hook up fine, if not, what can you do? Its a long shot as I see it. I agree though, this guy is an animal. He must be on Neuropath buddy. Well, got to go. GROWLOUT..................

Sat May 6 '06 10:14:25 pm Set this message as last read

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I'm really jealous about all the fans that attended the show in San Diego and got a replay of the 1st G3 jam. JS, SV, and EJ doing 2 of my favorites Red House, and Going Down! I play Going Down every time I practice to warm up. I've tried playing it at warm up in church but some people thought it not appropriate so I retitled it Going Up! I say this alot when holding an elevator for somebody.

You ripping lead guitarists out there 962, Death Cube, Cosmic Ape, 5150_Alien, etc. Speaking of the song Going Down. All of you guys have heard this song off the SRV box set w/dvd, with SRV dualing Jeff Beck right? Now this is a purely subjective question to you guys, as I am a bassist and a mere pond on this site. Who do you favor and why. Maybe you have no favorite. Thats cool. I cant say I have an absolute standout off the !st G3 jam. All 3 were awesome. Now compare SRV, Jeff Beck and the G3 if you like and have time. I'm interested because I respect all of your music and your opinions. Thank you kindly gentlemen. Growler........

Mon May 8 '06 8:57:50 pm Set this message as last read

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I want to thank you gentlemen for your great input and respected opinions. I know SRV and Beck did quite a few jams together. I have heard all kinds of storys about the two. I like the power of SRV, yet I like the versatility of Beck. Its reallya subjective thing isnt it? Then, there is G3 which brings the song into a whole other dimension. I like them all! Its great to kind of think about these things because it brings back good memories and shows you how much the guitar has evolved over the years. Like one interview I listened too of a prominent lead guitarist replied "its all in the way you touch it". Thanks again.

ICEMAN 2 I'm reading the book "Game of Shadows". Its all about the Barry Bonds deal. When you read the book, its interesting to note that performance enhancing drugs are no different than street drugs. There is a manufacturer, a pusher, a dealer, and a consumer. Pushers are the worst. All athletes are looking for some kind of an edge to make them better and in the Bonds case who pushes the drugs but Victor Conte of BALCO and his croonies. The bad boys, as I like to call them, have hung out in gyms for years. Gym Rats you can call them. They prey on people who are hard gainers, or people who want to progress at whatever the price. When they run out of easy sells, they "push" the stuff. Just like crystal meth man or any other kind of drug you can name. I am not going to judge these people because, you know, you really dont know who out there is on them. Size and muscularity are not essential components of steroid use. Some do them off season, so they are clean during the season and undetectable in a blood analysis. Any way you cut it performance enhancers have always been around, steroids since the 40's! There are literally tons of high school, college, and pros on drugs buddy. In ALL sports. I'm going to leave you with a picture in your mind and a question for which I'm sure you know the answer. Are the Williams sisters of tennis on steroids? Growler out...

Tue May 9 '06 1:23:02 pm Set this message as last read

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THE COSMIC APE Mr. Ortega, very impressive ripping on the acoustic dude. I like the Latino styling bruddah. You get hold of an electric and your going to give THE CUBE some competition. Sorry about posting this so late but I've been busting my okole too. Good sound and great quality!

ICEMAN 2 You are too funny man, big boned! Thats just a funny term, I'm still laughing. You can imagine what goes thru a twisted mind like mine when I picture "big boned" and Serena Williams!

CroNumber9 I am a BIG BLUES FAN and appreciate all of your links. Is that you playing in the snow? Now, being in Hawaii most of my life, I have not been in snow. I was wondering what you guys do in that sort of climate-now I know! Enjoyed the licks man. Being a bassist and a little weird I usually put my pick in my nose until its time for ATTACK! Its usually a crowd pleaser. Hey, I dont know what Kayla did to her wrist man, but I'm going to give you a quick breakdown on rehab post injury and please dont be insulted because I have pissed alot of people off on this website with my viewpoints, but I am a physical therapist sooo. Rule #1 When you first get injured, regardless of the injury (shock is an exception) but few musicians go into shock unless they jump off amps and land of their heads. Anyway, you want to avoid inflammation so use the term RICE for the first 72 hours Rest Ice Compression Elevation. In Kayla's case we leave out the E, as it is a wrist injury, I think. Now this all depends on the severity of the injury (i.e. how it happened). Maybe she doesnt know how it happened, so its not a break. Now, you need a little compression to keep the swelling down, if necessary. So an ACE wrap or brace may be helpful. Immobilization to avoid further injury and allow the soft tissue to heal. After 3 days continue with ice, add heat if it feels tight and begin mobilization with some light stretching. Massage can be helpful, but this is a little tricky with some individuals. With some, it tends to actually tighten them up, so its a subjective thing. You are on the right track buddy, but the timing was a little off-maybe, who knows. This is just for YOUR future reference and anybody elso who reads this post. Please dont take offense. I'm only trying to help. Again, great links!

FRANKENWEENI Hey, this is a great name! I... Like It! Hey man, dont take offense at some of these people. I like to stur things up a bit on the site at times just to pass the time until Joe gets off tour and can post. Your alot nicer than I am though. You handle yourself well in expressing your viewpoints. As CA can testify, I'm not passive, I would like to be. Maybe if I listened to more of his Latino music I would mellow out. Ever watch Dog the Bounty Hunter on cable? He lives in Hawaii and trains at the same gym I do and I see and talk to him on occassion. He rubs off on me. Mellow for awhile, praying, and then EXPLODES...down on the ground you mother f...ker! But thats his job. Not mine. Theres a problem there. Anyway, I'm ramblin because I havent posted for awhile. Aloha my brother as the Dog would say. GROWLER B GONE...................................

Sat May 13 '06 7:24:35 pm Set this message as last read

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WEBMASTER Great pics of the boys. Check out that art work on the drums! Nice! Wonder who drew that up? Simple, but cool. Looks like Dave is getting some solo time in. Right on bruddah! Hammer that bass buddy! You got to make some of those shots into posters man. Especially Dave. There are NO bassist posters or artwork out there, period. Throw us bassists a bone. By the way, awesome looking bass, metallic blue. I like it.

CROW Hey bruddah. Yeah, pretty soon you can call me DOCTOR smart ass! What the hell you giving people advise for if you dont know what happened to them? As a side note, that guy playing in the snow looks like a girl. You need a good slap assh..le!

COSMIC APE Looks like your getting some good reviews buddy! Keep on truckin dude. Time for dinner, were having CROW! G OUT...........

Mon May 15 '06 7:40:50 pm Set this message as last read

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You know something I hate about websites, and communicating long distance is that it lacks the personal one on one discussions. You know face to face. If somebody irritates you you just cant rip their heads off and make better use of them in the anatomy lab. You know who I'm talking about dont you CROW. Lucky your in Croatia where the boys look like girls and pursue ice dancing and skating. pus.ys. GROWLER OUT.......
Mon May 15 '06 8:03:35 pm Set this message as last read

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CROW Apology accepted bro. No need to lay out all those recipes dude I eat it raw off the street. I like wild boar better though because you have to work hard for a meal. COSMIC APE can verify that! Hunting can make you very hungry. I had a BAD day yesterday and I didnt mean to take it out on you. Sorry.

SATRIELLA Doctor G SPOT M.D. here to help you with your pain problem. As the CROW says, free of charge. Well, not quite. If you read this post let me know what type of job you do and what it involves. Desk job, sitting most of the day on the computer with a mouse? Answering phones without a headset maybe? I may be totally wrong, but let me know girl and I might be able to help you prep for Joe's show. We wouldnt want you to be in pain for that now would we? Also, need to know your daily routine and what sort of pillow you sleep on. Ergonomics my dear. Anyway, get back to me and I should have something helpful by tomorrow. OK? G SPOT OUT.........

Tue May 16 '06 7:19:26 pm Set this message as last read

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CRO Hey dude like the ZZ Top links buddy! Gibbons is outstanding on lead, and he makes it so effortless. These guys are technicians and never make a mistake. Our band mostly plays ZZ Top tunes. The Rythmeen cd being the most bluesy and down right nasty. I think it was recorded for a Talentino movie. Love all their cds. A friend of mine from Irving, Texas turned me on to them when I was in high school. Beer Drinkers and Hell Raisers brought back memorys of when he broke the world record in the early 70's shot gunning 40 ounces of beer in 4.7 seconds. Dont know if the record still stands, but it was fun. Glad were cool again. I like your style. GROWLER OUT..................
Wed May 17 '06 8:47:37 pm Set this message as last read

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AGSTER I have got to agree with you, SC is Joe's best in my opinion as well. Although I do play the hell out of my G3 dvds and cds. As a bassist I can really appreciate the freedom he gives me on the bass. Not only are his basslines nice and funky, you can do what you are meant to accomplish on the bass and that is enjoy the drummer and lead guitarist! Heartfelt story you told. Thanks for your posting. Dont read any further than this as I have a nasty side to me. Compassionate, yes. But people piss me off sometimes. Especially Canadians!

Thu May 18 '06 11:52:15 pm Set this message as last read

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ANTON SHRED Hey buddy I'm with you. These f..cking Canadians got their heads up their okoles (ass in Hawaiian). We have too many of them vacationing over here and screwing up the island like they own it! Wouldnt you just like to ground and pound this dumb ass tuba boy! MIKESB, why dont you come to the states and take fellow dumb ass Neil Young back home with you. Speaking of immigration, lets get the Candians out of here, not the fine people of Mexico, at least they work for a living. Right on ANTON, dont take any crap from Mr. I've seen Joe more.....Keep hammering away dude!

However, just to keep the story straight. I am for keeping tabs on immigrants to the US. We need to establish legal immigration much like Australia does, only in a milder mannner. It is difficult as hell to live in Australia. Their immigration laws are tight. Really enjoy people from Australia and New Zealand. They love it over here, and we like them.

Interesting fact. Per confirmed evidence from leading DNA researchers and anthropologists from the University of Utah, Cal Berkley, and Boston College, the American Indian originated from Northeast Asia. This has long been known. Also interesting to note that a majority of people living in Utah, where the foremost authority of DNA resides believe that the American Indian originated in Israel! Whats up with that? No, thats a ZZ Top tune.

Where did the Canadians come from? I believe they evolved, or are in the process of doing so. Just having fun........................G making trouble again. I just cant help myself.

Fri May 19 '06 12:21:44 am Set this message as last read

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Alright ANTON SHRED! Way to lay into captain stevie bro. This asswipe needs to cast off again! As they say in the martial arts, he needs a good rear naked stiff one or is that choke. What these wipes will call us is trolls buddy. You know at one time they tried to kick me off this website? Hrh Fish is also an asswipe know it all. You will find that they have this click going on. They think of themselves as upper class posters. For their information WW2 is still going on where it originated here in Hawaii. The Japanese are still at odds with the Caucasians after all these years. There was no official end to WW2. We still have thousands of Pearl Harbor service personnel trapped under the Arizona with oil still gushing from the vessel. Thanks for bringing it up agaiin jerk. Your right about what stevie boy plays man! Keep on shredding anton shred. I'm with you buddy! The important thing is to have fun while picking these guys apart. Dont take it seriously as this task is an easy one. Keep on truckin! GROWLER having fun again. I love this site!
Fri May 19 '06 11:46:57 am Set this message as last read

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FISH BOY I love it. Your so easy to rattle. Just like a snake. Bye the way old chap what the hell is this bus boy or bell boy thing. Is this your actual line of work carrying around dead weight? I think most of the dead weight is between your ears you stuck up brit! You really dont know shit do you? But you think you do. You can threaten me all you want but your just a post on my computer terminal jerk, nothing more. Just like a zit on my ass. I pick the posts that turn into people and encouragement, your just a big bore to me. The few band members you said you blew, I mean knew are all has beens of the 80's blow boy. They dont mean squat to me or anybody else. So just remain on your hands and knees and do what you do best with the boys FISHBOY. At least I have a band. Now run along and go to your room. You need a good dose of sedatives and hard liquor to dull the pain BOY. Having a GREAT TIME, thanks FISHY!
Fri May 19 '06 10:18:48 pm Set this message as last read

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I dont know something smells a little FISHY here. Actually I can sense the stink when you post SNOBBOY. Us trolls have a sense of stench, its kind of like pig after it's been split open and gutted. Watch out for the sharks homeboy, they be on the prowl!

Speaking of the good old brits. SATRIELLA, I hate to be the one to give you the sad news, but since you ignored my posting, and I know you did. Make sure you read this. From the symptoms you discribed on your post you best get in to see an orthopaedic specialist asap girl, because what you have is much more severe than arthritis. You either have one of three things, or a combination of two, and I will list them and number them so it will be easy to understand.

1) Cervical nerve impingement

2) Cervical disc herniation

3) Cervical DDD ( this is degenerative disc disease )

The fact that you not only have neck pain but something called radiculopathy, or radicular symptoms. Numbness, tingling, or pain down one or both arms, indicates a serious condition, which left untreated can progress to the point of surgical intervention. This is due to overuse, most likely cervical flexion or bending your head forward in an incorrect way for a number of years and for long periods of time. Posture is a key factor over time as well as ergonomics and sleep pattern. These problems commonly attack the lower cervicals C4-C7. If the numbness and tingling go down into your fingers this is an indication that it is coming from a low cervical level. Get your butt into see an ortho for an x-ray/mri or you are going to be one hurt puppy. Do not address the symptoms with pain medication for long periods of time, as this just masks the progression of the root cause. You can choose to ignore this but I spent the time to lay it out for you. I might want to beat the shit out of some of your friends on this website, but thats my way. I am who I am. I dont like things dull and boring. I like high energy . Take my advise or dont. I'm not trying to be Mr. Doctor and exalt myself. I deal with alot of pains in the neck. You know, like FISHFRY , EL CAPITAN STEVO, and MR. IVE SEEN JOE A BILLION TIMES CANADIAN BACON. Sorry, I just like to push their buttons. Its late over here, got to get some rest. Aloha............................

Sat May 20 '06 2:37:35 am Set this message as last read

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I'm having fun once again! MR ADDAM FOX. Did you understand the FISHBOY'S usage of bell boy? Is he putting down the fine people that carry luggage to your hotel room? FISHBOY doesnt seem to be around. Just the regulars who have nothing else better to do but post all day. You wonder what the hrh stands for? Does this guy get his panties in a wad or what! Very sensitive. At least EL CAPITANO STEVO hangs in there with a few jabs. I give you that much stevie. Satriella is a girl, what can you expect? Passivity is to be expected.

Howzit goin ANTON? I couldnt get onto that guys site to hear him as I have a Mac. Good to see you post man. Hang tough.

Well, I'm a little disappointed that FISHBOY has GONE FISHIN. Hey stevo, can you stir him up off his hands and knees to address my last abdominal incision. A good antacid or pepto may supply temporary relief. Gas X is also recommended for moderate to severe bloating, if this is the case. Have you or anybody else actually seen this knucklehead in a picture or in person? I'm getting bored. I'm reloaded and ready to go. I've lost my taste for crow and pig. You know, I think were having fish for dinner! Adios muchachos, and muchachas....................

Sat May 20 '06 7:21:38 pm Set this message as last read

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FISHBOY I see your back. There you go again. You come off again with that superiority complex. What is it with you? Must you be master of your domain? You try psychoanalysis on someone who is in the medical field? Not a good idea. The mere fact that I have different points of view than others on this website is what really gets to you. You liberals preach tolerance. Humbug you hypocrite! Its is you that has the problem and should be ousted from this forum. But if that happens, you wont have a life. I dont work. I have put my time and effort in and will live comfortably for the rest of my life. I have dealt with people like you in the past and dont have to deal with them anymore. We have a medical term for people like you and its usually listed at the top of the psych chart (MMP). Go research it. It will give you something to do besides post all day. You know weather and environment have alot to do with people's disposition. Here I live in the most beautiful place in the world with the most wonderful people of all different ethnic backrounds and cultures. They are a joy to be around. Then there are people like yourself. Local people get one look at you and your kind and they go into a rage. High makamaka we call your kind. Stuck up snobs. This is usually due to one not living up to one's own or others expectations. I enjoy a majority of the posts on this site, its just a few regulars, like yourself that I like to piss off. I feel sorry for you. You live in such a depressing part of the world. Cloudy, gloomy, rainy, foggy. Seldom does the sun shine. No beach, no ocean. No wonder you are the way you are? Well FISH, now that I think about it you have enough problems of your own. Maybe thats why you have such a short fuse. I'll leave you alone for now.........NOT. Its too much fun at a FISH FRY!

Hey FISH did you see the movie the Dead Pool. Love Dirty Harry.

GROWLERRRRRRRRR STILL HAVING A GREAT TIME!

Sun May 21 '06 7:59:15 pm Set this message as last read

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ANTON Hey thanks for Gustavo's website man. Got all the tunes saved on the bookmark dude! He's not only gifted but can you imagine how much work he's done. He is what you call "pure nectar" over here bruddah. Hang tuff dude. Talk to you later.........

COSMIC APE I know your working on Gustavo's licks buddy. I know you got the goods too. Get it on bro!

GUSTAVO I'm a bassist so I cannot relate to what I just witnessed on your site. You are a great inspiration to everybody man. I hope you post your material on as many sites as possible. Great display of your guitars and hardware, very impressive. You are a G3 all in one! Paul Gilbert gets the job done as well. Hey, hows the Brazilian girls? Can you send some to me in Hawaii? Stay away from that Ju Jitsu bruddah. Wouldnt want anything to happen to those hands. Aloha.....................G

Sun May 21 '06 9:32:57 pm Set this message as last read

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THE ANTON SHRED Hey Tony! Hows it going bro? Just want to thank you for your post and additional website for Gustavo. I'll check it out a little later. I want to check out Doug Doppler too. Man, I feel a little distant with the new names. I'm always up for research. It seems thats alot of what takes up most of my time is confirmation of theory to fact. Doppler sounds like a well respected musician of musicians. If he knows Joe he's alright with me buddy. Tony, keep on posting as what you have to say has some guts to it and is good info. You dont mind if I rip into 2nd mate STEVIE do you? He's an asswipe as well. You see FISHBOY and STEVIE who we now know is a neighbor of FISHBOY and possibly Satrielala Land ( La La Land ). Doesnt that mean a space cadet? 2 bricks shy of a full load? Satrielala the arteeeest! Never seen her work, dont care too.

STEVO So you are a matie. You mate with FISHBOY. Oh, I bet you do! Mr Authority Figure. Just like FISH. One of a kind. What are you the captain of a tugboat or dingy? I'm still intrigued with this bellboy deal. I know he's FISHHEAD....FISHBOY. I just cant seem to put the pieces together. I know he would struggle through the MMPI psych eval as he literally cant put the pieces together himself. You, on the other hand are a real piece of work. Not only can you paddle a dingy, but you know your languages and countries of origin well and would like everybody to know about it. STEVO has an inferiority complex issue. He also is quite disoriented as nobody seems to know what hes talking about, not even fellow posters. Run along now stevie its time for your Thorazine boy.

MTHEAD 101 Whats up? How you feelin dude. You know a couple of weeks back I requested to get in on an abdominal procedure sx. Even though it has nothing to do with my ortho requirement, just to get an objective view to determine complexity and like that or la dat. Is that Filipino? Glad to see your post. Hang Loose bruddah. Take care. Aloha

Mon May 22 '06 7:58:17 pm Set this message as last read

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Hey ANTON We can make this a pretty fun game with these snobs if your up for it. If your not, let me know on your next posting. Anyway, obviously this site is not only used to talk to Joe as he cant possibly keep up with all the bull, especially on tour. However, if the piss ants are bothering you, just communicate with Joe only and I'll run interference for you. Kind of like a wingman bro. I like the interaction and pushing their buttons. On the other hand, we can both unload on em. Is that verbal abuse? They asked for it. I can deliver. Lets get it on! I've come to chew bubble gum and kick ass. GROWLERRRRRRR
Mon May 22 '06 8:16:34 pm Set this message as last read

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ANTON SHRED Its a beautiful day in Hawaii bro! Very much enjoyed your last posts. I have a few bass guitars, but my favorite is the old American Fender Jazz, although I just added the new 60th anniversary Precision with twin independent pu's with built in synth. You just merely set your protocol and when ready, punch the volume control. Its cool bruddah. My other bass is a piece of crap. A Tobias Growler which looks fantastic but sounds like crap. My Jazz bass is basically set up like MS of Grand Funk. Remember them? Extreme low Ohms, high compression, fuzz, and sustain. What more can yu ask from a bass. Sounds like you have a great set up buddy. Its too bad we cant get together and jam! Maybe one day. I'm out to California quite a bit.

Seems like the ROACHES (this will be our new anti-troll virus) are out. One of them seems to be injured. One down. Let me explain the crap that FISHBOY has been telling you. When I began posting not long ago FISHHEAD and his roaches disagreed with my views. Of course they did because they are stuck up roaches. Agreed. So he posts this bogus message stating that he has been in touch with the authorities of this website, the T2FGFMTGH. Whatever the hell that is. See, we must understand that this boy is on medication. He is most likely on a antipsychotic med Thorazine. Anyway this COCKROACH threatens to kick me off the site! Then he gives yu this bs about how tolerant he is to other viewpoints on the forum. This is like looking you right in the eye and stabbing you in the back. He is a HIPOcrite of he worst kind. So are his other ROACHES.

Then the troll deal springs up out of his nest of roaches. Sooo, listen to this buddy! Being that this island is so small, its easy to get to know alot of people quickly. Back when I practiced physical therapy I met and treated people from all walks of life. One in particular became a good friend and happens to be the chief prosecutor for the FBI. It just so happens he lives right down the street from me! So he comes over and checks this crap out posted by the ROACH. We sit back and have a good laugh, just like you and I do. Now he explains to me that all of these various agencies (FBI, CIA, S.W.A.T., etc) are all nationally and internationally networked. So I relate this fact to FISHHEAD and let him know that if I am actually denied access to this site, Joe will not have a site. Power and suggestion from the FBI, not me. What are friends for. Anyway, I am still here, and as you can see I'm not a bad dude. Just like everybody else, there are some people we get along with and some we dont. This is a given. You cant be liked by everybody. So there is the story. If it were up to FISHHEAD and the rest of the roaches we would be denied access. But its not up to him. We just keep on truckin dude.

Final note. Its a funny thing. Roaches can withstand tremendous amounts of radiation. I'm sure you know that already Tony, I just want to make a point. Here in Hawaii, and elsewhere they come out at night and eat trash and are disgusting creations. They spread diseases and multiply like rats. Some even fly. But man, when you catch them in the light standing still one sharp slap of the shoe and they are history.

I checked out the websites man. Fantastic! I have a few friends from Brazil and they know of Gustavo well. They knew him early on, and when they checked out his videos, they were in shock. They are still talking about him and for good reason. Tony, Aloha to you buddy. Oh, Cosmic Ape is from Central America. A good man. Dont know Delfino Pie though. Did you hear Cosmic's acoustic? He's great! Laters...............G OUT

Tue May 23 '06 1:58:51 pm Set this message as last read

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DAVEALAN Wow Dave, your wife is a playboy model. Does that make you a special guy? Not that its any of your business, but the harrassment began way before you arrived. If worse comes to worse and the posts are examined my opposition will be crushed. By the way, in reference to domain names. The state, in this case California, has control over the domain name and it is their discretion to terminate the name. Also, registering a domain name does not ensure that that name cannot be used by others. F.Y.I. Now, the Feds and their entire network of friends have complete charge over state authority, if deemed necessary. You would be amazed how rules and regulations suddenly disappear when the Feds are involved. I've seen it firsthand in many a cases and had it related to me on several more. The public goes unaware. Dave, my beef is not with you and you have no idea about what happened in the past. You are not involved. Go play on myspace.com where you belong.

Hey COSMIC APE and ANTON. Whats up bruddahs? Can you believe the nerve of these ROACHES. This dude Dave Alan, another Mr. Authority figure like mikesb. They have nothing better to do than shoot off their mouths with so called knowledge. Basically, I just want to see if FISHHEAD can get me off this site. You cant FISHHEAD. Further, if you press the situation YOU will have everybody having to pay to post, according to Dave Alan. So keep it up. You are the one who began the assault. I have proof of that. Anyway, CA, sorry about the transfer of Ecuador to Central America buddy. My mind is too much into medicine than geography man, forgive me. ANTON, I dont know what to say man, I'm still hanging in their as wingman bro. I actually love it. I'm really getting on there nerves and this really gives me an energy boost! Its kind of sick I know. I'm kind of like the website vigilante. Love Charles Bronson in Death Wish putting the hurts on all the roaches.

Speaking of which, this is very important now. There is a website out there called familywatchdog.us. Check it out, especially if you have kids. This site lists the names, address', and felony convictions as well as pictures of sexual predators in your neighborhood and your child's school neighborhood. Make sure you log on and pass it on to all of your friends. Too bad its not available to our stuck up UK friends. Hey, but Dave you can use it. I bet you have a ton in your area. Las Vegas. Sin City.

Aloha G...................

Wed May 24 '06 7:13:54 pm Set this message as last read

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One terrifying night Jimi Hendrix fell asleep next to his wife. Time went by as Jimi fell into a deep sleep. Suddenly, Jimi woke up! He turned to his wife and said he had a dreadful NIGHTMARE. She asked him to explain. He said he climbed up on stage at Woodstock plugged in tuned up and began playing Purple Haze. When it came to the Star Spangled Banner, Jimi started to shake and tremble.....I sounded like Jeff Beck!!!!!!!

There is only one master of the lead guitar and his name is Jimi Hendrix. He may have passed away but people are still trying to catch him. You know what, no roach will ever sound like him, let alone SRV.

Just saw Jeff Beck 2 months ago. Impressive on guitar. Cant sing. Ugly. Looks twice his age. Kind of like Keith Richards. What kind of a dumbass climbs up a tree for a coconut? He still cant tour. Roach.........................

GROWLER BACK AT YA......................................Look a roach. Got it!

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