Matt King - I checked out your track and I have to say that I think that is probably your best work so far. Quite simply stunning!!!

To all who havent yet checked out my version of Crystal Planet I would like to know your opinions so Click here and check it out.

Michelle - Thanks for your kind words, especially from a seasoned veteran (lol!!!) like yourself. Glad you enjoyed them.

T2J CD Update - The two copies of the CD went off in the post to Guitarist and Total Guitar today. Lets keep our fingers crossed that they like it!!!

MarimariSRV - Cheers bro for the compliments. A T2J Jamfest.......that would be awesome!!!!

Climber - Here you go Click Here For My Site.

Michelle - I have to say that whenever you post, even when it is to someone else, I always read it as your sense of humour is killer!!! I mean who could think of the phrase "Forum Hagg"????!!!! There is only probably 2 others here who just get me with their humour and that is Clarky and Delfino.

Yoda - EMF did that song "Unbelieveable" with that dodgy guitar line over it. Here is their website - EMF's website

Hope that helps

Question for those in the USofA - I know from watching various programs/films ie "Boyz In The Hood" etc, that there are certain areas of the states that have really bad gang culture. Is the way that program/movie makers portray it accurate and is it really as bad as it is made out to be?

Just wondered as I live in the UK.

DoTheStu - Thanks for your opinion on the gang culture. It was very enlightening. Oh and by the way, I actually own that film as I saw it once back when it first came out and, once it was realeased, I had to buy it. It is hillarious!!! I think that the Wayans are excellent, especially the sitcom "My Wife And Kids".

DCK - Happy b'day bro...

T2J CD Update - I just received this email from Benji Bartlett over at Guitarist:

Hi Aarren,

Benji Bartlett. Reviews Co-ordinator.

So guys and gals, keep your eyes open for the mention!!!

Hi all,

Cant stay on for long as I have to get some sleep. Whats been going on as I have been gigging loads lately so I havent been able to check in in the last week or so.

It must be said that this place is getting sooo bloody petty with all the "he said this and she said that"........ITS ALL BOLLOX!!!! Cant you all just leave it out and remember that this is Joe's place???????? Is it really that hard to ignore stuff????? I dont think so.........

Come y'all, beg to differ and call it a day..........PLEASE!!!!

Hi all,

Whats been going on for the last week or so as I have been in Germany again gigging like a madman. Any updates???

I finally got round to finishing a track that has been in the pipeline for quite a while and it has come out really well......and a lot heavier than I expected. You can find it Here and Here.

Its called "Blowout" and it will eventually have vocals on it.

PLEASE have a listen and tell me what you think.

Remember all to check out my new tune "Blowout" by going Here and Here. Especially Clarky as he said that, once it is done, to send him a copy and he would put all of his Clarkiness Powers all over it for a laugh.

Thanks.

Do The Stu - Cheers bro.....

Clarky - Try going to my soundclick page. The link is below.

DCK - (in "Wayne's World" voice) No dude.......you Rock!!!

Climber - Try the link below.

Alexandre - Cheers bro...

For those who havent yet listened to it yet, please check out my new track "Blowout" by going Here and clicking "Music".

Climber - I had thought of putting a lead line over it but I think a vocal section would suit it better to create a reall intensity to it. Also the person who is going to put the vocal on it is a whisper away from being signed.

Opticalstudio - Cheers bro. Glad you enjoyed it.

Michelle - Reading your story about the bat just reminded me of "Ace Ventura 2 - When Nature Calls"!!!!! Oh and I am glad you enjoyed "Blowout".

VFRrocker - Cheers bro and see reply to Climber.

Clarky - To be honest I dont know if it needs a shred as I think vocals would work better. Also I am kinda stuck for ideas for what to do as it is soooo open especially as I dont want it to sound like one big impro session. Have a go at cutting one yourself if you want and, obviously, if you have the time. Talking about the Air Zone, the rhythm guitar on Blowout was a Washburn loaded with an Air Zone at the bridge, if that helps.

962 - I had a listen to The Eye Of Ra and it was killer!!! My only critism is that the drums are too repetative. Other than that, simply stunning!!!

Sorry but I just had to post this:

Diets & Dying

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Well I did say sorry!!!

VFR - Cheers bro..

Yoda - Sorry to hear about your h/mate's best friend....

Delfino - I dont know what course or even what you need to get into there but Bristol Uni is apparently great and the night life is amazing.... just my two pence worth...

I second what Clarky has already said.........

RIP Dimebag Darrell..................

Kinky Sex

A German guy approaches a prostitute. "I vish to buy zex vit you". "OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 20 an hour". "Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little bit kinky". "No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky". So off they go to the gilr's flat, where the German produces four large bed springs and a duck caller. "I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs". The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees. "Now you vill get on you hans and knees". She duly does this, balancing on the springs. "You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you". She finds this most odd, but figures its harmless, and the guy is paying. The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered the breath to say: "That was totally amazing, what do you call that?". "Ah" says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique".

Aarren

PS... I'll get my coat!!!! lol

Jazzy - Come bro..He has said sorry and his comment wasnt intended to have any malice in it. Lets not start this shit up again bro.....

I know that a lot of you dont click on links in here but make this one the only one you ever do.

This is particularly for those of you who remember the kid's program "Rainbow". Even if you dont or have never heard of it have a look anyway as it will leave you laughing for days... guaranteed!!!

Unbelievable Episode.

It does take a while to load up but persist as it is hilarious!!!

Stevee T - Cant remember if I mentioned it but I checked out your site and it is great!!! I love the music too. If you have chance, have a listen to a few of the covers I have done by going Here or Here. There is a song on there called Blowout and it is eventually going to have vocals on it. If you compare it to my track on Satchurated Feedback you will notice it is a little (!!!!!) bit heavier. Hope you enjoy it!!!

Stevee T - Yeah it was me doing all of the vocals.

On Surfin' it was trem all the way (I didnt have a whammy pedal at the time).

On "Dunno - Any Ideas?" I played all of the instruments. The groove is something that got me at the time also.

"Blowout" is going to have vocals on it as opposed to a lead guitar track as I feel it will sit better with the groove.

Thanks for checking out the tunes on my sites and you can put me down for an advanced copy of you CD when it is ready!!!