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Clarky
Paul Clark
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dragonchild - behind the scenes stuff..... yummie... I can hardly bring myself to think about it....lol..... hair colour is no issue.. anything goes....
Fri Feb 7 '03 3:54:53 am Set this message as last read

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Kell - his music has a very modern sound.... this '20th century sound' being the case, it would be hard hear is he is 'trained'... he does obviously have an abundance of natural ability though....
Summer Song - ok guys… I took a quick look at it to work out the keys employed. So here is a very rough over-view:
The ‘intro’ is in A Mixolydian. This is where the main riff is stated – this has the nice messing with natural harmonics.
The main tune is in A mixolydian – essentially a ‘verse’ section.
This is followed by a section in A Dorian which behaves like a bridge into the solo.
The main part of the solo is in G Dorian.
The end of the solo alternates between F# Dorian and A Dorian [it does this twice]
At the end of this solo section is a kind of ‘turn-around’ D Mixolydian then E Mixolydian.
Next comes another verse section in A Mixlydian.
This is followed by the quiet section where Satch noodles in A Mixolydian.
And finally, the ‘outro’ is in A Mixolydian over the main riff - more messing with natural harmonics. This is like a ‘recapitulation’ of the ‘intro’.
Sun Feb 9 '03 12:26:12 pm Set this message as last read

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Symphony 5 ‘Preludio’ by V. Williams. Who was asking about this???? [I can’t remember]….. Anyhow, I dug out the CD and took a listen…. I recall that the debate was “is the opening section in C Lydian or D Mixlydian?”
This was a tricky one…
The most prominent bass note is C. The bass line itself always seems to start and end on C so the C does seem to be ‘in your face’…..
The collection of notes being used comes from G major…. This combination of the G major key centre and the prominence of the note C in the bass does point to C Lydian…
However, this is not the whole picture…. The is one major item missing….
What is the nature of the chord that functions essentially as ‘chord I’?
You can hear this pretty clearly in the strings.
’Chord I’ is D7 is always heard in 3rd inversion. [and on occasions D9 in 3rd inversion]
3rd inversion means that the 7th of the chord is in the bass. The 7th of D7 is the note C.
This makes the bass a bit of a ‘red-herring’ as a means of identifying the tonic.
The answer is D Mixolydian due to the value of ‘chord I’.
It is unusual to find ‘chord I’ permanently fixed in an inversion… but that is the ‘gotcha’ in this very cleverly written and subtle piece of music.
Take note that this is a 20th century work… This means that the conventional rules of harmony can get seriously broken… basically, expect everything to be unusual but it’s not always as obvious as stuff like Bartok and Schoenburg…

Look for the notes used to establish the key centre and the value of ‘chord I’…. Most often, ‘chord I’ is in root inversion…. Also take note of the date of the composition as this provides clues to the nature of the harmonic style employed…. e.g. you wouldn’t expect JS Bach to create a Chorale in F Lydian… This being the case, guys like Williams would only really employ the traditional rules of harmony if they felt the need to sound ‘authentic’ in recreating a moment from a specific period.

Does this help??????????????

Sun Feb 9 '03 12:26:52 pm Set this message as last read

Clarky
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Paul Huxley - ah... it was the name change to Jelly Man that foxed me.... Interesting question though.. you can imagine that so far as modal theory goes, I get asked pretty much the same questions and see the same mistakes over and over... that's no problem tho.. I'll always try to help out the players that need it if I can.... but this one was way more complex than avarage... at first I thought you was right and your lecturer was wrong.. at least until I started looking into the chords being stated by the strings...

Williams Symph 5 - what an awesome piece of music....

Have you heard "The Queen Symphony" by the English composser Tolga Kashif??? this is just superb... blew me away at an instant.... premiered in 2002.. this CD is a 'must' for anyone into 'romantic' period orchestral music.... despite it being less than a year old... lol.. moving and epic stuff...


Plum Loco - dude, the only thing i can think of right now regarding your prob is:
1- Your strap being too narrow over the shoulder... but then, if you've tucked a towel under it and still suffered then it can't be this....
2- You're posture... Do you wear the guitar very high? i wear mine pretty high to ensure that the line created along the back of my hand and my forearm is straight.. I don't get numbness though... try messing with the heigh of the guitar a little
3- is the temperature low? my studio is in my garage.. for practice and writing this is ok... If I'm recording something I have to turn off the electric fan heater because it creates clicks and pops on the recordings... if it gets too cold I just don't bother recording....
4- circulatory problems???? see a doctor and get your blood pressure looked at... it may be low for some reason....

good luck dude.............




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Sun Feb 9 '03 3:05:31 pm Set this message as last read

Clarky
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invigor - without having the luxury of vintage kit a 'Gilmore-like'setting would be to use plenty of compression... set the amp gain so it sounds as though it is just around the point where distortion starts - which means it's 'almost clean' and this adds yet more compression... a nice long reverb and a Strat in the 'neck out-of-phase' pick-up selection.. the eq you'll need to mess with yourself though as that's down to your amp / speaker set up....

For the sweet clean tone with the great sustain on Shine On You Crazy Diamond, someone told me that he used a 50's Les Paul with 'soap-bars' and the neck pick-up selected.. i don't know if there is any truth in this tho....

Sun Feb 9 '03 3:33:30 pm Set this message as last read

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anuj - yeah I agree that Shine don't sound like an LP... I wondered if anyone in here would have known to confirm or refute this... Also, I'm really not that familiar with the sound of an LP with soap-bars.. I have a rough idea of how they sound but I couldn't just hear one on a record and know it straight away... lack of familiarity I guess...


Plum - My youngest son is insulin dependent and has been since the age of 2 so I'm pretty familiar with hypers and hypo's.. sounds to me like you have exactly the opposite of diabetes... which is I should imagine more dangerous as your body creates too much insulin.. As a wild guess, I wonder if a side effect of this that the lack of glucose thins out the blood a little.. Could this 'thinner blood' be making the blood pressure lower?.. Diabetics get the reverse where too much glucose in the blood stream makes it real thik.. this triggers the thirst mechanism and makes them drink like crazy... I don't know I'm not a doctor... I think you should go see one...

Eating sweets does not cause diabetes....


Sig Model Debate - my biggest and only beef is that many sig models are way over priced.. why avoid sig models for fear of sounding like someone else... if it's a great guitar then it is a great guitar... real tone is in the fingers and the soul...

If Vai played through an ES335 he'd sound exactly like Vai...

If I played through one of Satch's Chromeboys I'd just exactly like me..

The reason for me not to buy any JS model is because I don't like any of them...

This argument is bizaar... If I played the Ibanez 'Geezer Down the Pub' sig and it turned out to be the finest thing I've played then I'd have no prob getting one... so that I can play just like me on a real nice guitar....


Stu not Boo - Sorry dude... without actually hearing it I've no idea....
ovation - I got Angra - Hunters and Prey... I've only heard a few tracks so far... very cool band indeed... there are even a few little moments that wouldn't be out of place in early 70's prog.. now that is very cool....

I think that the essence of prog has been lost... a riff in an unusual time sig is not prog to me... neither is it prog because it is ultra complex... Angra seem to have something closer to the real thing that many of their modern peers... including DT

Mon Feb 10 '03 2:22:38 am Set this message as last read

Clarky
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ovation - Angra: very good call.... during the softer moments the vocals sound so much like DT that it's quite spooky.. There's a nice variety of influencies I can hear in there... Maiden, Malmsteen, Journey, DT, Genesis [mid 70's], PFM and some touches of the local Brazilian vibes [latin].. good mix.. the drunner and bassist are pretty monsterous too....

Oki Doki on the Oki trad... Moshi Gerri Jo-dan


r6r - your story is just like the "Nugent playing through Van Halens rig" story.... this is the thing I try, and often fail, to get people to understand when attempting to answer the ubiquitous "Joe, how do you set your knobs up on your stomp boxes?"... To be brutally honest... what Joe does with his knobs is between him and his girlie... and 'knobS' as in plural.. that sort of thing should be confined to the circus... either way.. my stock answer is something along the lines of "if you had every last item of kit down to the last jack lead exactly the same as Joe and all of the settings where totally idendicle, you'd sound exactly like you".... what a waste of time and effort....
time is much better spent learning play and writing music
Yoda - I stand corrected... you're right it was David St Hubbins... pedant.... lol lol lol
Kell - and there speaks the voice of reason... I think the JEM7V is a lovely guitar.. I know it's a Vai sig. If they made them leftie I'd play them but they don't so I'm confined to RG470's... My problem is the other way around... my ideal guitar set up would have been 2 JEM7V's and 2 UV7's [I need 2 of each for live work]... The money is not the problem, the problem is being a mutant left handed spastic..so even if I had a big pile of cash sitting in front of me now, I still couldn't get them...
Stoo - no charge....... lol
Tue Feb 11 '03 2:05:22 am Set this message as last read

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ovation - I've now heard the whole Angra CD.... really great stuff... I think I need to keep an eye out for their other stuff... the guitarist is not exactly a slouch either...lol he can really move...


Nick - yup... Ethn is right... I had a look at Summer Song and went through the keys blow by blow.....
Kell - sometimes it deeply sux being a leftie... but then, I manage to get my RG470's to make the noizes I want them to make... so it's a case of me having to try to make the best of a poor situation... all said and done, the only dissappointing thing with the 470 is the build quality and materials... I think they play beautifully and once you get rid of those nasty Ibanez pick-up and put something nice on them they can sound good too...

On the 7-string... I've been told end of Feb... this is that last straw... if I hear nothing good by then then I'll be asking for a refund.. taking legal procedings... flying to Florida and getting unpleasant.... I was unerstanding with them in as much as their sub-contractor pulled a fast one and dropped them in the shit... however, they now had enough time to build me a fresh one from scratch as well as correct the mistakes.... I'm coming to the end of my patience... this is their last chance...

I'm pretty patient A/ I'm in no great need of the guitar as I have lots of others and it's not as if I'm on tour... and B/ I'm a man of my word and expect nothing less from everyone else... innocent until proven wanker... so it has now got to the point where the excuses have run out and the time scale has been way too long...

I'm normally very patient and understanding... just like everyone else.. I can be pretty unpleasent too... for me this is an absolute last resort.. in general, things do not go well when everyone is pissed off.... they just get worse so this is to be avoided if possible...


Tue Feb 11 '03 9:53:04 am Set this message as last read

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Ga6e - check your e-mail bro....
Kell - all happy is the best way.... even if a little late... so long as I'm not getting turned over then I'm ok with late... if the end product turns out to be a master piece then it would have been worth the wait.... and so it would have been 5 months late... but I'm still alive and and I get to eat every day... it's about perspective... if I'm getting turned over [which I don't yet think I am] then I'll find out pretty soon and do something about it...


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Tue Feb 11 '03 10:43:05 am Set this message as last read

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kell - actually my mature, understanding and sensitive approach to this problem is a decoy... 'cos if I have to fly to Florida to straighten this out... it will be reported in the national press as a mass extinction event... lol...lol...


death cube - oh the luxury of choice... lol
woman always say "in the next life I'll come back as a man".... I'd gladly come back a right hander...
Nick - That Summer Song map of key changes has been 'rounded down' to the lowest common denominator... there are a few more changes that are very momentary.. they last only for a single lick within a larger solo... if I was to go down to that level of granularity then I may as well have scored the whole thing out... so I generalised section by section.... however, if you freestyle using that map it'll work fine.... this is the essence behind pitch axis... playing a solo over a chord that is for example Dorian and then throwing in a natural minor lick knowing that it will not clash... this is something that Satch and Vai are very very good at... it's a case of being very aware of your options at any given time.. it's like being an artist and knowing that you have a few extra colours available tucked away in your back pocket.. when you get them out from time to time the whole picture is transformed at a stroke...
ovation - Master Klarkagi get's off plane in Florida... wax on wax off...... zenkutsu dachi...yoi!!!.... kumite!!!.. lol...

Chinese philosiphy - man who walks with limp, runs with a hop...


crushing - note: ^7 = major 7...... so....C#m/A = A ^7, e6/a9no (no 5) = C# add11/E [so it is in 1st inv], g#sus4/+5/a = A ^7,

Dude... I've never seen a more difficult way of saying A major 7 than g#sus4/+5/a..... I want a pint of what you're drinking....
Note: don't get all upset... I'm just poking a little fun....


962 - the Astoria is a great venue... I've seen Satch. Vai and a whole bunch of others there.. it's a got great vibe... I've played there a few times myself....
The back-stage area is like a maze of stairs and corridors.. I've been lost there with 5 minutes to gig time... exactly like Spinal Tap... It was scarey at the time but real funny when I look back it....
Ga6e - I can't record CD's and the pal of mine that MP3'd all of my little shreds now live in Italy... don't worry... I'll see what I can do... I must have a pal somewhere that can record audio onto CD....
Wed Feb 12 '03 2:39:52 am Set this message as last read

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VBIL - jeez bro... where you been all this time... wars need startin' dude...lol


Ovation - ok.. here's another Chinese proverb:

Man with green thumbs.. good gardener
Man with purple thumbs... short sighted carpenter..


r6r - aha.. I have news on the custom 7... the body and the neck will soon be close enough - i.e. in the same state - to bolt together.... woooohooooo!!!

The album - The Beheading of John the Baptist now has 9 minutes of solos added.. 6 minutes to go then one more song... not including the obligatory Jap bonus track


kell -beech....[Homer mode] girlies.... skin ... mmmmmmmmmmm
Mixolidien - dude.. your parents need to teach you how to spell your name... lol

Mixolydian


Wed Feb 12 '03 8:23:35 am Set this message as last read

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nick - yes you're right... imagine an Am chord chonking away and you're shredding... Am = A, C, E... the difference between the Am scale and the Dorian mode is note VI.. note VI natural is F and Dorian is F#.. so they don't clash with the chord so they are inter-changable ad-hoc through out the solo.. if the next chord was Dm that would force you into the key of Am [because of the F in the Dm chord]... however.. use headbangers don't often do clever chords containing 3rd and stuff.. 'cos we like big-ass power chords.. this means that chord IV is more likely to be D5... this means that the actual value of the F is not stated... in this case the choices of natural and Dorian are still open to you..this is the essence of choice made available by pitch axis... make sense????
r6r - this is a help .. thanx.. it is actually the Tascam and the Fostex that I'm interested in.. they don't have as much hard drive as the Boss but I'm led to believe that the editing facilities are more sofisticated.. I'm looking at spending around a grand... if there is something better for a few hundred more I'd be inclinded to wait a little longer and get it...
I'm not a big fan of recording onto a pc... they are unrelaible, and not portable [as I may need to record / playback outside of my studio], and they are not physically robust enough... I'd much rather use a purpose designed / built device for the job...
Thu Feb 13 '03 5:02:49 am Set this message as last read

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Quantum - If I recall correctly, the Am and F#m are not treated as though they are members of the same key...
chord VI of Am is F, chord VI of A Dorian is F#dim.. Summer Song uses F#5.. hence the key change...
you can actually hear the change from Am to F#m... it has the vibe of adding 'urgency' to the solo... this is exactly the same trick employed by Van Halen in I'm The One.. a very quick and effective method of creating additional energy... Although I've not mentioned it yet in the thoery posse stuff.. I will at some point describe so 'route 1' modulation tricks - i.e. going straight to the target key without preparation and cadences.... Satch and Vai do this a great deal..


crushing - here's a cool little trick when trying to work out the name of a chord.... list all of the notes... try to arrange them so that they occur in intervals of 3rds between each other.. if you get strange things like X## or Ybb then rename all of the notes.. i.e. G# becomes Ab.. C# would then become Db etc...
if you find a combination where all of the notes 'stack' nicely in 3rds you can name the chord... lastly look at the lowest sounding note... this will determine the inversion...
this is obviously not a 'one size fits all' solution... but it is a good place to start...

If what you're drinking has gone off - I'll have two pints... lol lol


chat - dude.. you're being harsh don't you think... there is a big difference between America and Americans.... just as there is a big difference between Russia and Russians... The country is only really seen by the words and actions of the governing body... this is not always a good reflection of the millions that make up the population... I have worked in both the USA and Russia [amongst many other countries]... the interesting thing that comes across most is that we are all pretty much the same... just a bunch of people working hard, wishing they earned more money, having too many bills to pay and generally trying to make the best of life trying to enjoy themselves....
hating the entire population of a coutry is plain stupid... If I was to believe the stupid anti Russian / anti Communist bull that I was spoon fed as a kid during the cold war then I'd hate all Russians... interestingly, one of my buddies is Russian [Vladimir Shimanovich] and lives and works in Moscow... in addition I have many more buddies all over the USA, many of which live in and around the Dallas / Fort Worth area.... we're all just a bunch of guys... chill dude...
Thu Feb 13 '03 5:03:37 am Set this message as last read

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ovation - when the Baptist is done it'll be on it's way to Oki.....

friends in Japan too... awesome.. I need to go there and get drunk with them.... lol

Maybe I can get an award for the person that has barfed in the greatest number of different countries... but then I guess that Ozzy would win that one...


sharif - I never feal old... I'm way too stupid... lol... a point worth noting is that when you was 42 days old... we had exaclty the same ability on the guitar.... lol... I'd like to think that I've moved forward a little from there though... lol
death cube - at some point I'll be getting a custom 6 built [Gluttony]... the neck profile will be exactly the same as the RG470.... it feals real nice to me...
JSC1 - what is apparent about Matt's more recent playing is that he is beginning to find his own inner voice... I believe that what you are hearing is the early stages of this transition.. it's a kind of 'coming of age'.. most players no matter how well they play technically never pass through this barrier...
encountering the even the early stages of this barrier at the age of 19 is really quite a thing... I didn't hit this until my early 20's.... and didn't come out of the other side until I was around 24 - 25..
I'd be inclined to think of all the years learning the Satch stuff etc as purely learning to play guitar... he can do that now and very well to... now he's starting the hard part... learning to play like Matt... he has a great inner voice.. it yells out at you when he plays... now that is a rare thing these days...


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Thu Feb 13 '03 5:50:36 am Set this message as last read

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Nick - no probz... here's a nice little twist... a melody in natural minor but chord IV is major forcing you into the Dorian mode..
such as Em - C - Em - [all in Em] then A [in E Dorian].. this will cause a slight 'lift' due to the introduction of the major 6th interval... so it's 'less minor'.
and the other way around... Em - A - D - [all in E Dorian] then C [in Em]....

you can do this with lydian, mixolydian and ionian too... in fact to combinations are alomost endless..

The Summer Song times... can be done..it'll take a little longer though ['cos I'll have to put in a little more effort... lol]... I'll see what I can do..


greg - ah the joys of being out of control and in self distruct mode...
kell - getting an Irishman to talk at even remotely coherently when beer is involved is quite an achievment in its self... if falling down drunk was an Olympic event Eire would get gold every time.. the silver and bronze would be hottly contested by the English, N. Irish, Scots, Ozzies and Kiwi's...

If I get to AZ I'll look you up.. you'll so regret it..ask Texas... lol


Thu Feb 13 '03 7:57:19 am Set this message as last read

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Yoda - I know what you mean about quote Spinal... it's legendary enough to commit to memory.. lol...

also.. my new kitchen and hall floor has been sorted.. the next two weekends are busy for me... I'll check with the authorities [wife] that we have no plans.. so maybe we can jam in a few weeks tme... I'll let you know pretty soon...

try this:

http://www.carmenparker.com/frameRealtorCom.html

I used this to look for property when I was moving to Dallas Tx a few years ago [which was obviously cancelled.. lol]


Narface - not forgotten bro... shredz and beer in HK sounds like fun...
ovation - JTB is almost done now.. like I'm on the home straight... it's sounding wicked...

also news on the band line up... my band Avarice now has a new member.. I had a serious problem to solve... I obviously don't have access to the Royal Philharmonic or London Symphony orchestras or the St Martin in the Fields Choir... shux.... but I need an orchestra and choir for live... originally I was thinking about having the band play over a click track and let sequencers solve this... this is very difficult for two reasons.. taking machines on stage is risky due to the potential of equipment failure and drummers that can play to a click and can still play in an exciting manner are about as rare as rocking horse shit / they want paying / already play for someone like Vai.... So I need to do this completely live...
I now have another keyboard player to add to the keys, drums and bass that I've recuited already... better still I know him well and work with him in another band a few years back...
All I need now to complete the line up is a 7-string riffer...
it's all coming together - poco a poco


death cube - one of my best buddies in the whole world is a top geezer called Wayne... He lives in Dallas and is from Edmonton Alberta... he drinks like he has hollow legs... he's smart like Einstein, he's built like a WWE wrestler [and therefore not to be messed with].. and he's a top rock solid guy to have for a best bud... and he is of course a complete nutter [like me].... So if he didn't get a mdeal at the drinking Olympics [representing Canada of course].. he may be up for a medal when it all kicks off in the parking lot a little later....lol
Matt - we've spoken about this at length before... just follow your instinct.. you are developing a sound of your own... it's a great sound too... you are as I pointed out earlier crossing over into the area where your inner voice will assume control.
You are not a clone... in a single year I've seen enourmous changes in your style and approach... in a crass kind of way it's like going through puberty.. lol.. big changes.. reversal of idols.. experimentation... this will take a little while to settle down... you'll come out of the other side a phenominal player. ..
PRMAN - very good call... but then you know I'm a big PFM fan...
alexandre - I've been through the record company bullshit more than once... your hopes raised and then destroyed at a whim... I sypathise with you.. this is very painful to go through.. do not give in...
Michelle "Happy V.D. everyone".... why do you want everyone to get VD????


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Fri Feb 14 '03 8:25:44 am Set this message as last read

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death cube - it's funny how all of the biggest pisshead nations are either within the British Isles or former British colonies..... there must be a serious pisshead protein in the Anglo Saxon / Celtic DNA
Fri Feb 14 '03 9:04:03 am Set this message as last read

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Nick - I was never the bio-chemist type... I was too monged to pass the exam... lol
Fri Feb 14 '03 9:29:05 am Set this message as last read

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trutina - thanx for the nice comment on my IUMA site... cheers bro... very cool...
Fri Feb 14 '03 9:46:22 am Set this message as last read

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nick - mong generally means complete idiot and it is of similar strength and perspective as 'complete twat', 'total wanker', etc...

it is not as flexible in terms of the number of different contextual meanings as the words fuck and bollox

it only has the two meanings

1/ Mong - someone who is desperately un-clever

2/ Monged - someone who is desperately un-clever and a result of drink / drugs...

Therefore, some one can be a mong and get monged. But you don't have to be a mong to get monged. However, it is typical for someone that is not normally a mong to behave like a mong when monged.
It is also true that many people are complete mongs without the excuse of being monged.. They just constantly exhibit mongey [spoken: mong-ee] behaviour.

When a mong is monged, you'd expect that this heightened state amplifies the general mongeyness.. and this is true it does.. However there is no Mong term to describe this exra-mongey state... No ultra-mong for example.. It seems that once you are a big enough / drunk enough idiot to cross over into the realms of being a mong, you are then simply a mong no matter how much worse you get...

Mong is derived from Mongoloid which is why this term is deeply offensive, very upsetting, politically incorrect, and therefore why I like to use it...

Fri Feb 14 '03 10:07:08 am Set this message as last read

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Ga6e - I'm familiar with Marcel's playing... something tells that I think I may have met him somewhere once too...

He is a real monster of a player........ nothing less

Fri Feb 14 '03 10:18:11 am Set this message as last read

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Berkeley - I'm sure that I must have drank beer out of a bog pan with an Irishman... but then I wouldn't remember would I... lol

Not all of us in Europe are anti-USA... you have many friends and allies in the UK ... that's for sure...

On your press-up - sit up thing... you should never train the same muscle group within 48 hours and this damages the fibres.... and if you train exaclty the same way every time then your body gets used to it.... you need more veriety.. to loose weight you'll have to train quite a bit harder... but 3 times per week would be enough....


Kell - I'm on a secial diet too... no beer under 5%...
trutina - very cool... thanx.. what was the one that you really enjoyed.... there are something like 25 MP3's in there.... enjoy...
tyrany - top man.. there's plenty more slang where that came from.... playing football with a round ball too just like the rest of the world does.. good for you bro.... keep it up..
Greg-M - Blair is trying to build a UK full of simple idiots... so that they do not question him.... his biggest mistake is trying to kill the grammar schools... he is doing this to create a nation of gulible and docile voters...
Crystal - I glad you like 'The Rape'... that actually sets the tone for my new album... this is very encouraging news for me... all of the rhythm guitars are on the 7 string...
ovation - and would it not be cool if the band could get to Japan........!!!!!
michelle - and on the sixth day the lord said "let there be pissheads"... the seventh day was never meant to be a day of rest... he just had no choice... everyone was all hung over...
OCPS - sounds like a great idea....
Yoda - top man... I'll get it sorted...
good to see your on good terms with the girlie dude... priorities... lol
Sat Feb 15 '03 12:12:55 pm Set this message as last read

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Theory posse: Let’s change the subject a little – Pitch Axis… We’ve been talking previously about modulation and the main thing to note here is that your solo is effectively the melody. This means that if the chord progression changes key, your solo has to change with it. The ‘jazzers’ call this “playing the changes”. Pitch Axis is in essence the reverse of playing the changes, more like playing the options. It works on the principle that a chord can be thought of in terms of being a member of more than one key. Think back to the chord types that are created by a major scale.

I = major, II = minor, III = minor, IV = major, V = major, VI = minor, VII = minor b5

So if we look at a minor triad you can see that it can be chord II, chord III or chord VI of a major scale….

Example: Using the chord Am it can be seen to fit into a major scale in three different chord positions. Each of these positions can be thought of in modal terms:-
II in the key of G [this would be A Dorian]
III in the key of F [this would be A Phrygian]
VI in the key of C [this would be A Aeolian]

This means choices.. Imagine playing a solo in the key of Am… Normally you’d play entirely using the notes from Am… Pitch Axis says “why limit yourself?” Why not introduce notes from the key of G to make your solo Dorian [the 2nd mode of G major]…. The notes in the key of G are G, A, B, C, D, E, F#… the chord Am is A, C, E… The Am chord fits into the scale… so this scale is a perfectly legitimate choice…
This adds a new dimension to the solo due to the introduction of a different note value..
Note VI in Am is F, note VI in A Dorian is F#.. The Dorian mode will be less minor than the AM scale and therefore has a slightly ‘happier’ vibe.
the switch between the modes can occur for the whole duration of the Am chord or for a just a moment.. or you can switch back and forth… it’s your solo… it’s therefore up to you…

The example above shows the inter-changeable modes over a minor triad.. This is also true for the major modes that fit over a major triad… for example.. Lydian, Mixolydian and Ionian can be switched around…

Mon Feb 17 '03 2:44:20 am Set this message as last read

Clarky
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Theory Posse - Now here is were it gets better… All us riffers are partial to using the X5 chord .. we like our power chords… take a look at the chords of the major key… the 1st six of them contain the perfect 5th interval.. your options have just doubled…

Example progression: E5 ‘ ‘ ‘ ¦ D5 ‘ ‘ ‘ ¦ C5 ‘ ‘ ‘ ¦ A5 ‘ ‘ ‘ ¦
E5 can be: I of E [E Ionian], II of D [E Dorian], III of C [E Phrygian], IV of B [E Lydian], V of A [E Mixolydian], VI of G [E Aeolian]
D5 can be: I of D [D Ionian], II of C [D Dorian], III of Bb [D Phrygian], IV of A [D Lydian], V of G [D Mixolydian], VI of F [E Aeolian]
and so on……..

Record this little riff, work out all of the combinations and experiment…

This will add a completely new dimension to your playing… and many of your old licks will get a new lease of life…

To hear this playing method in practice, go to my IUMA site and check out PRM Boxter… There are only a handful of X5 chords… The riff is based upon Summer Song so it has a nice vibe and plenty of pace… All of the tonal diversity is caused by Pitch Axis in great abundance…

Note that I’ve only applied this to the diatonic major scale to create these modal shifts… The Harmonic minor and the Melodic minor ascending will add further options…. This opens up a whole new world of tonality for those of you that take the time to work out the options….

At first this will seem like too much to cram into your head let alone apply ad hoc… like anything else.. the more often you apply it the more memorable and therefore the easier it becomes…..

Happy Shredding
Klarkov out

Mon Feb 17 '03 2:44:49 am Set this message as last read

Clarky
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Berkeley - Don't worry bro.. you'll find that the US and the UK have a lot more in common than many folks think... which is pretty much why we've stood together for the last 100 years as allies in culture, trade and as military powers..

Also - top man getting all sick... I hope it was caused by beer... any other excuse would be so fem..


trutina - lol... and did the t2j archives show me in the thick of all the chaos..lol One does try.. lol

I kinda liked Wolf and his odd way of looking at things... I loved reading his posts even though I never understood any of them.... I wonder what he did that was so bad to piss off the psychos tracking him down...


ovation - when the band is up and running, a Japan gig would be awesome.... I need to think of a cunning plan...
Artanis.... dude I still win... lol 'cos some of the theory posse posts excede the maximum post size which is why they are sometimes split into two or three pieces....

No one will take my crown... ha ha ha no one.....!!!!!

Also, Twig didn't write that post... so it don't count..... ha ha ha .... I will prevail... !!!!!

To neutralise Eminem... play People = Shit [Slipknot - Iowa track 2] really loud... then set fire to their car...


Yoda - top result with you and the girlie.... and what was my advice??? oh yeah... try to screw every carbon based life form that you come across... lol.... it must have got her all jealous and worked.... lol lol lol

Thanx.. Talking to Stone is quite pretty... for me this is a very emotional track to play... I only have room on my first album for one more track... and I think the subject material is being sorted... Crucifixion / blood / thunder and general religious angst... Maybe I'll put Talking to Stone of the next album... I think that I could add a real nice orchestral part to this... something not a million miles from Barbers adagio for strings....

I'm looking forward to the jam too... I just need to find a free weekend... I've had my new flooring fitted... my 3rd bathroom at the moment is just a room... I've just had to get a suite for it so last weekend was spent driving around looking at bogz... lol... it'll be pretty soon now...


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