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Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
Australia
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HEY JOE!!!


Bon Jovi...all the songs are in the same key...come on man, a bit of variation please...

Did anyone email sevenstringslave? Austin, he can't read the new posts so there's no use posting a message to him...

Boris: Not On Your Alien

That cover is funny. Not really, but I think it is.

Megaboyd: Stu got your siggy?

McDave/Trutina: no better feeling than totally trashing something. Only problem is if you can't afford to replace it...

Reminds me of the time in grade 12 when the library was turfing some dead computer monitors. My friend and I went to the tech workshop and dissected it (NOT the CRT, we are not that stupid) then after that took it out on the road and kicked it to each other. Some primary teacher came along and told us off, but we took no notice, we weren't endangering anyone, and there were no kiddies around.

Sat May 17 '03 10:26:51 pm Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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hEH, hAPPY 903 dEATH cUBE k

edit: I think I'll leave it like that, but it just goes to show what happens when you're programming in assembly language, you forget caps lock is still on...reminds me of dIRE sTRAITS

Edited Sat May 17 '03 11:04 pm

Sat May 17 '03 11:01:24 pm Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
Australia
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Remember how my bass drum got split up the front two weeks ago? Well I can't (afford to or) be bothered to get a new head so this weekend and last we've just left it without a head. Sounds pretty good actually! Standing in front you can really feel the vibrations coming from it! Just looks crap.

Well if this was what a weekend is like when it's "off" I would like to know what the difference is...because I can't see any. Later, BEN. Enjoy your Sunday if you haven't had it yet.

Sun May 18 '03 12:28:40 am Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
Australia
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Ethn: I know what you mean. But the early 90s were a shocking era. Sandwiched between the "Awful 80s" and the new grunge affected 90s. Drum tracks from that time just sucked.

Alexandria: still don't quite know the right words to say...

Trutina: 1000 is the go I reckon, then if they won't sell at all, give them away as promos. Of course it would be better if they did sell so you can donate the money to Red Cross!

BEN

PS I hate when I sleep in on Mondays...I get nothing done.

Edited Sun May 18 '03 8:10 pm

Sun May 18 '03 8:06:52 pm Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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JOE
Sun May 18 '03 8:47:31 pm Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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MAMMA
Sun May 18 '03 8:48:19 pm Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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JS Clone: yeah I mentioned that a while back, the previous time the song was discussed.

Well page 4 doesn't seem to want to load today...

MegaBoyd: "laminate" it. With that clear sticky book cover stuff. Negligible cost.

Trutina: I would rather he told me it sucked. At least then I'd know it really sucked! Otherwise I'd have no idea whether he thought so or not!

Or maybe uncertain ignorance is bliss...

Greg: is that in Satchew chapter 7? Or 5? (Or am I way off!)

Mon May 19 '03 7:07:23 pm Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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Accent is on the first syllable.

I-ban-ez

The other possible pronunciation "ee-bahn-ez" would be if you want the Spanish.

Mon May 19 '03 10:33:25 pm Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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GO DUMPLES
Tue May 20 '03 1:19:22 am Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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Avarice: dude I didn't even think you'd take such an easy call like that...I'd get no "sah-tis-fac-shon" out of a non-challenge but I suppose you're not me so you can take or leave whatever you want...which I think we've all found out...

"I CANE GET NO...da da da...I CANE GET NO...da da da..." etc

Tue May 20 '03 2:58:49 am Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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Olly: weren't you having problems with a DS-1 before?
Tue May 20 '03 3:05:14 am Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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Never said "thr

Yeah I get it.

What about "Flying High"? Heh heh.

Miguel: Hey, forget SOTD, we've got "problem of the day"

I don't find Weebl & Bob funny at all...mmm pie...rock backwards and forwards...take ages to load up...extremely slow animation...just doesn't get my attention.

BEN

Tue May 20 '03 7:46:49 pm Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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R6R: sorry, what is that in regard to? Is it something really obvious that I said?

Death Cube K, new song: a lot of it is quite good! The rest is pretty good for an amateur, if you know what I mean. I like your "unique" style, I've said before.

Invigor: this happened when Austin got his internet connection back. After that, Nick stopped leaving the house to do anything, and sits at his brother's computer all day & night.

Here's another great quote: "I fart ice" - Austin Lewis Jnr 198x->

Edited Wed May 21 '03 1:26 am

Wed May 21 '03 1:25:58 am Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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Obviously that quote must be taken in the correct context...the preceding words were: "Artifice is an anagram of..." but it's funnier if you don't include that bit.
Wed May 21 '03 1:29:45 am Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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I Just Called To Say "Where Are You?"

Great song that was.

Wed May 21 '03 1:44:23 am Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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R6R: gotcha. I thought that may have been what you meant a few hours later. I don't really watch the cricket because I find it funny however...but I get the joke and it's not far from valid anyway!!!

Ovation: you'd better not be booing the Foo or I'll come down like a bun of tricks.

Clarky: does Stevie have a braille computer monitor?

Greg: "m" followed by 100 zeroes, isn't that a "moogol"?!

Tantan: it doesn't matter where you're from, but who you are and what you represent.

McDave: as long as you leave enough trees for oxygen production, wilderness and all that habitat stuff...

2 Ton: JBlaze dropped by the other day. Talked about working with hamburgers, plugged his "JBlaze for guitar guard" etc.

MegaBoyd: wow, I love that song, and the bass track! I like to play along with it. (On my acoustic. I play it like a bass sometimes!) That explains why I find that song a lot easier than some of the others to replicate the bass part!

Edited Wed May 21 '03 9:37 pm

Wed May 21 '03 9:35:21 pm Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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No double post for you, Mr Shackleford.

Notice we said exactly the same thing about My World?

well not quite...

Edited Wed May 21 '03 9:41 pm

Wed May 21 '03 9:39:43 pm Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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Death Cube K: Weird Al Yankovic wrote a song for you on his new album. It's to the tune of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys. The words are here

Heh heh enjoy.

Wed May 21 '03 10:44:42 pm Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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Welcome oceanelectric to Satchaholics NonAnonymous

R6R: HA! I kill me!

Thu May 22 '03 12:18:11 am Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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Avarice: you are here because SBM was the best CD you ever bought...
Thu May 22 '03 1:37:01 am Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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Oh it's laughs all around today...

My favourite Dr Who ones are the ones on the skit show called "Dead Ringers" where "Tom Baker" (not him but a lookalike) is on the London Eye and the commentary says:

"If you look out the right-hand side you'll see blah blah blah"

"Don't do it! It's a trap! It's blah blah from such and such wanting to..."

etc

Half the people in the picture have no idea what's going on, the other half are folded over laughing.


Mr Nick: don't forget the "old man" bit

McDave: or DiSenchanted if you were Italian.

Well some people might be starting their holiday, but some other people are extremely busy right now. Which begs the question: "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING ON THE INTERNET?!?"

I'd better rack off then eh! Pity, because lots of people had interesting topics for conversation. (Or things to make fun of.) Sorry guys. I've gotta go!

BEN

Thu May 22 '03 6:34:57 pm Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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Just for those that didn't see their name and didn't read that last bit in the previous post, to get your attention:

FREE MONEY, that's right, FREE MONEY

all you have to do is get it, and it's all yours.

Now that I have your attention, if I go quiet for a couple of weeks, don't fret, I will be back.

and don't forget the FREE MONEY

Thu May 22 '03 6:45:10 pm Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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Hey all, just quickly:

Nick: or the other Dr Who one where he takes his "friend" to a women's clothing shop to "blend in with the natives" !!!

She goes to one change room with a torn curtain
Dr Who: "don't use that one, it seems to have malfunctioned"

While she's getting changed someone else comes in
Dr Who: "I wouldn't go in there, it's being used by a large reptilian"

He does it so well. I like his Russell Crowe ones as well.

Later, still up to my oesophagus in stuff.

Edited Fri May 23 '03 9:21 pm

Fri May 23 '03 9:19:58 pm Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
Australia
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Hey all, later all!
Sat May 24 '03 10:02:21 pm Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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G'day Joe and fans...

just quickly...Get A loaf: just to be pedantic (because I am the ultimate pedant when it comes to English), the term is supposed to be "morale support" not "moral support"...if you think about the meanings of the two words, you'll understand why.

Edited Mon May 26 '03 12:17 am

Mon May 26 '03 12:16:11 am Set this message as last read
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