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Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
Australia
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Sorry for the triple post guys. But I will have to do it.
Thu Jun 5 '03 9:13:58 pm Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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Yeah I suppose there's a little AVARICE in all of us...ARTIFICE for example...
Thu Jun 5 '03 9:14:38 pm Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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Hi guys, sorry for hibernating...exams and stuff...had a great long weekend...injuries aplenty. Well worth the trouble.

Tone Capone: Harrison Ford was in a bad movie: "Air Force One"

=o|-[ ...it's been a long time since I've seen that...

MegaBoyd: you whoopied up the page!!! I thought that was Death Cube K's job?

Dexterzepp: WHAT?!? No way? Ouch. That's not too good news. My condolences Joe.

Wed Jun 11 '03 11:17:56 pm Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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Wow I want an Ibianez Jem Jnr

DCK: you and your ebay addiction...man...

edit whoops I misspelt the misspelling of Ibanez

Edited Thu Jun 12 '03 12:09 am

Wed Jun 11 '03 11:47:08 pm Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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Brian Mooe guitars are a company owned by Avarice...

"The Green" shows up for a rare appearance, and it's one of the best possible times...

Well, back to hibernating!!! Happy tunes!

Thu Jun 12 '03 9:44:12 pm Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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Just quietly, I listened to the clips from the T2J CD. Sounds fantastic. I wish I could buy a copy!!! Hope it all goes well.
Thu Jun 12 '03 10:05:41 pm Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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Hi everyone! Briefly emerging out of hibernation...

Has anyone ever thought that people might report false news under a misunderstanding? Do you really think a music news site would deliberately publish something if they knew it was untrue? Perspectives, guys. Points of view. Sides of story. Don't crucify someone before they're found guilty.


Christian Alsing? Christian Lindskog.
Gaily: I think Joe and his wife (who are all in good health) would like to keep their children...but they might lend them for a favour...jk

Clarky/Ovation: are you sure that Blair & Chiraq weren't "shaking hands" (trying to pinch each others' nerves) for a longer time?

Vaiolent Offbender...what is this a timewarp? Where's your buddy?


Remember how people used to think KISS was tough? Heavy music? I laugh. Imagine Slipknot singing in high pitched voices like "I was made for loving you, baby" it'd be a total joke. What a bunch of wussies.

I remember a time when parents wouldn't let kids listen to bands like AC/DC, KISS and Metallica because they were heavy music (which is bad/evil whatever)!!! These days it's common sense to avoid those bands because they're awful!!!

Sun Jun 15 '03 8:58:58 pm Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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and now for something completely different: seriousness.

Has anyone worked out "The Traveller"? I love that song. I often play rhythm guitar along when it comes on. It has this "mood"...

I think the song is in D, but I only play the low 3 strings (drop D style) for rhythm so the exact chords I'm unsure of.

Anyhoo, the intro bit is sorta (from memory) A, Bm, F#m...A, Bm, F#m etc until F#m...Bm... (then the Satch "squealing" starts) and it's D,Em,Bm...etc and then in the wahwahwahwah bit: Bm,A,G,A,Bm,A,G,A etc

BUT then it goes back to the intro again, and from this time forward F#m in the intro doesn't sound right. I think it's just Bm. And now I've forgotten what my question was. Oh well. It's a great song, and that D chord just sounds awesome there.

Sun Jun 15 '03 9:18:12 pm Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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Austin: this is the Internet. Truth and non-truth are compromised. If you receive information from the Internet, how do you know someone has fabricated it or not? Have you ever played Chinese Whispers? After a few passes the original statement is warped, but the only one who can tell you it's wrong is the source. You think it's right. It's what you were told. You don't know what was said was "screen my phonecalls", because you heard "scream my balls off" (No Doubt - Spiderwebs)

Don't shoot messengers. Just try to obtain some common sense so that you won't ever be a misleading teller of news. Misinformed is different...it's hard to prevent.

Sun Jun 15 '03 9:35:13 pm Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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Yeah...I'm free at last...

Greg: anyone whose most favourite music style included Frank Sinatra would not like my CD collection much.

Nick: "BAGDAD"...you are a shocker, mate.

Wed Jun 18 '03 11:39:29 pm Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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Okay, time to spill the beans...

I am Hiram Abif, Jelly Man, Matt King and Phry Dom. All this time...you've been deceived.

Heck, why not...I'm Michelle, JS Clone 1, Clarky, Webmaster and Joe as well. Anyone else want me to be them?

edit: just in case you are gullible...ignore what I just said.

Edited Thu Jun 19 '03 12:13 am

Wed Jun 18 '03 11:42:49 pm Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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And I quote Elpp: Hell, all these posts make me feel like someone is pulling an Avarice-like prank and many are falling for it... still, it makes for some very funny reading.

Yes, but unfortunately I get a prick of conscience when I laugh...far out guys. Settle down a bit.


Okay here's a joke (hope you haven't heard it too many times before) to lighten things up:

When I die, I hope I go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather - and not yelling and screaming like everyone else in the car.

Later, BEN

Thu Jun 19 '03 12:09:43 am Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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Chris Sec: so it was "lead free" then!? That's good for the environment!

Man what is this? Me-post-fest? Oops!

Thu Jun 19 '03 12:12:09 am Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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Dragonchild: but is that your favourite style of music? I know it isn't mine. Croony stuff is not high on my list!!!

edit: whoops removed solution to fish thing

Avarice: come now, even Clarky can spell "humour" the correct (English) way.

Greg M: Dreaming #11 is a cool CD...the last 3/4 especially...Memories is a great track.

Cube: do you suppose someone else may have put those bogus posts on his site? No-one is up themselves enough to promote themselves like that.

Austin: I'll give you a run-down:
"you are a so&so" "don't be mean, guys" "Jesus is real" "Jesus is fake" "you have curly hair" "I'm Avarice" "No, I'm Avarice" "anyways wolf man jack here ,so yeagh its been longer than 3 days ahh4 or 5 or sumthing like that man"

Enjoy.

Edited Thu Jun 19 '03 10:36 pm

Thu Jun 19 '03 10:35:58 pm Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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YIKES! That fish thingy took up all my time...I've gotta pay the rent, go to the supermarket etc...all after I've been to town to look around...well bank closes in less than an hour so forget all that. I'll do that other stuff tomorrow. (Unlikely, as I've been awake since 4am this morning)

Please Joe, come and say g'day at least!!!

BEN

PS "what does the world think of USA" did anyone watch that?

Thu Jun 19 '03 10:41:49 pm Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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R6R: Yeah, and I'm like: "WHATEVER"

Later all. Remember, with the Ab Abber, they'll be all up ons.

Thu Jun 19 '03 10:54:42 pm Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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Wow where have I been? Hey good to see some more light-heartedness here of late...

Austin: The Channel Islands are in the English Channel, between France and England. Australia is in the southern hemisphere, between Africa, Asia and South America. #Poke in ribs#

Damn, first time in ages I only have 1 page open, and I've forgotten all the other things to reply to.

Michelle: "monster links" heh heh "ladder" heh heh

What I miss about the old look: "Aaahhh! Fresh page!"

Mon Jun 23 '03 9:37:33 pm Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
Australia
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Hey, here's a plan. To help out those who only rarely come here:

WEBMASTER what about updating the default for T2J load up so that every 2 months or so it advances through the posts...

eg, it comes up with only the last 2 months worth of stuff (max) instead of everything since "aah fresh site" a whole year ago. Just yesterday someone commented "yeah webmaster congrats on the new website appearance"...hmmm...

Make sense? Sound reasonable?

Edited Mon Jun 23 '03 9:45 pm

Mon Jun 23 '03 9:44:57 pm Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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Hey all. Words fail me. Bye!
Fri Jun 27 '03 8:59:38 pm Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
Australia
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Wow can't believe I just read 10 pages before replying to anything...

Yeah, my drum kit is called "PEARLY" because I stole it backstage the last time I was in Florida.

Actually it isn't, but if it was, it would be something to do with the manufacturer...

And my guitar is called "Meega Tar" but I generally spell it as "my guitar"


Prog X/Dave/Trutina: I would have thought "Master" "Slave" and "Control" would have been good names for the keyboards...but it's not really that funny is it?


Song of the day: Neverending Soda (ah ah aah ah ah aah ah ah aah)

Edited Tue Jul 1 '03 8:21 pm

Tue Jul 1 '03 8:18:19 pm Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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Hey Wolfie that Patriot sounds wicket man
Tue Jul 1 '03 8:55:13 pm Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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Greg: wow, is Tasmania a country now? Wicked. I'll be able to represent my country in something much easier now!


I thought I'd check out Staind's new album (in store) and I'm listening from the beginning...I'm thinking: "Hey! What the foos? This is wussie. I thought these guys were meant to be tough." Little boy vocals and 80s guitar breaks everywhere...

The lyrics for the first song didn't match up...so...I'm thinking "okay this is the wrong CD in the CD changer"

Then it dawned on me...this sounds like Metallica! The new Metallica album. There you have it. I thought it was wussie 80s music, without even knowing it was Metallica. So there.

Anyone else (I did as soon as I first heard the title) notice that St Anger is an anagram for "strange"?

Fri Jul 4 '03 12:35:24 am Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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Oh yeah, Bahumit: very appropriate.

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Mick Brigden needs to contact Trutina (Bil) re the Talk 2 Joe CD!!!

Fri Jul 4 '03 12:38:04 am Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
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Clarky: 15 instruments...bloody hell! How many of those were beer bottles? Or were they included in the drums?

Austin: you don't say bloody hell? Bloody hell! Maybe I make up for your lack there...

News on Steve's (not "Hey Steve", Steve Vai) releases is pretty good. I look forward to the first CD. (Not to mention the "Elusive Astoria DVD")

Weekend beckons...but I'm on holidays so what's the difference?

Fri Jul 4 '03 12:45:40 am Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
Australia
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Greg: Are you referring to John the Duke of Avram? It was completely against the law, but he didn't get into any trouble I don't think. Good laugh though.

PS there's the island continent "Australia"...and there's the country "Australia" (which includes the island of Tasmania).


Talking about slow notes: yeah I suppose it's because if a note is 0.1 of a measure out of time, the more time between notes, the more out of time the note will be. Confused?

0.1 * 2 sec = 0.2 seconds out.
0.1 * 0.5 sec = 0.05 seconds out.

Mistakes are more noticeable. Imperfections are amplified. Stuffups are more obvious.


Trutina: "some other new abomination" heh heh heh
Okay, so I'm the only one that doesn't get the "instrumental B-side" joke?

Too bad.

Sat Jul 5 '03 12:15:24 am Set this message as last read
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