YAMBOY, a new daddy?? COOL! That calls for a celebration!! Congratulations, and welcome to the world Little Luini!!

Stu Clone, CONGRATULATIONS and GOOD LUCK!

Frozenthought, welcome :) Cool story. I'm sure Joe appreciated your restraint not interrupting his special moment with ZZ. You get extra points for that one! lol!

Keeping the covers anonymous is a great idea. No favoritism towards anybody that way.

HI JOE!!! I haven't said that for a while :) lol!

Joe and his warm hands have entered the studio.....

http://www.1077thebone.com/home.asp

Happy birthday Plum!!

THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO ROCK!!

crispin, I'd love to see Anthrax! Let us know how it was, and give 'em hell for me :)

Heeey McDave ~ JBlaze~ *Shel jumps up and down waving*

JOE, Planet Us ~ cool beans baby!

death cube k, "into the arena" is one of my favorite songs!

song of the day ~ INTO THE ARENA :)

o.k., let's make it into the arena, followed by friends. lol!

Happy 18th Darren!!! Hope you have a great day!

Somebody QUICK, play a maj 2nd modultaion!!! LOL!

The Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame is on VH1 right now :)

Joe, very cool paint job on your JS1000. Will you be using it on tour?

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY PEEPS!

Song of the day ~ Drunken Lullabies ~ by Flogging Molly

Ovation, will you be wearing a Freedom braid in your hair while having that Freedom breakfast? lmao!!!

Phy 3, congratulations!

Happy full moon :)

One last thing...God Bless all the troops and their families. Nobody wants to go to war. War = death and destruction, but it also = freedom & justice. This whole thing sucks goat balls.

On a happier note :)

An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?"

The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."

So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.

The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."

The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.

The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.

Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.

The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."

Knopfler Injured in Motorcycle Accident

LONDON (AP) - Dire Straits lead singer Mark Knopfler broke six ribs and a collarbone in a motorcycle accident and will be unable to perform at a London concert later this month, his agent said Tuesday.

Publicist Judy Shaw of Mercury Records said Knopfler was knocked from his Honda bike when it collided with a Fiat Punto in Belgravia, central London, on Monday morning.

Just heard ~ JASON NEWSTEAD has joined OZZY'S band to be his new bass player!! Pretty cool! :-)

Mike, the cartoon I have running through my head ~ your wife serving you your "freedom" breakfast while your daughter tells you for the umteenth time to hold still if you want your "freedom" braid to look good. lmao!!! Sick, isn't it? LOL!!

Freedom whore ~ lmao!!! Never thought of that one. LOL!!

As for the war, all we can do now is say our prayers that's it's over soon, with as little carnage as possible. Do yourselves a favor and don't feed in to the propaganda of the press.

Oh yeah, almost forgot - Here's a Satch related story. *tattoo haters may skip this post, please and thank you* lol! A friend of mine went to the same tattoo shop I go to for her 2nd tattoo. I told her to say hi to the owner for me, but don't call me Michelle. He knows me by the name Shelly. Well, she forgot because she always calls me Michelle, so he didn't know who I was. She pointed to the picture he took of my arm that he has on display and said "the girl with that angel tattoo that says I Believe". He said "Oh, the girl who digs Joe Satriani!!" LOL!! I thought that was tooo funny! See, I took in a tape I made with all Joe's music on it when I was getting tattooed before, and he liked it, so I gave it to him. I took in another Satch tape when I got my "I Believe" tattoo, and he sang along every time Joe said "I Believe" lmao!!! It was hysterical! I thought it was great that he remembers me as A JOE SATRIANI FAN :)

Clarky, put me down on the list when you finish up this cd. I gotta have one! Talking to Stone is a beautiful tune :) Thanks MIKE! lol!

Avarice, you must be a real looker walking down the street with your Donny Osmond shirt on and bacon grease on your chin. Makes the girls go wild I bet. lmao!! Glad I could entertain you for a whole four seconds. I almost feel special now :)

Mr Nick, you should repost that note from JP on this site every day for the next week or two. Maybe it will sink in a bit. Thanks for bringing JP's thoughts to us here on T2J. At this tough time, we need to stand together, not fall apart.