Geez man, with Austin's height, Anuj's hair, and Boyd's knack to be at the right place at the right time, they should take over the world in no time!! LOL! Their superhero powers might even get them on the cover of the Rolling Stone! lol!

Tomorrow night - MTV ICON - METALLICA !!!!!!!!!!!! 9:00 P.M. eastern time

Check this out -

http://www.musicmirror.de/inside_gallery.htm

Fourth row down -

JOE & STU Having a beer. Cheers !!!

Lots of interesting pics :)

Bahumit 12, Yes, I heard them say it on the promo and I got all excited...till they said it was on MTV2. No need for allllll those channels, so we don't get mtv2, just mtv1 :( Comcast is to expensive man. I would LOVE to see the Headbangers Ball again. I'll be cutting out of work early tomorrow too. Early in, early out :) I'll have my daughter start the tape at 9, and I should be home soon after. I LOVE Metallica!

Austin, I bet a lot of us have pics like that. LOL! I have pics of myself and others. Good times :) As for the 3 hour difference, that's pretty weird. Imagine if it was east coast to West coast time! That bites!! lol! Joe's webcam things are usually at midnight - much worse for the peeps to the right of the map. lol!

OMG BENNY!!! THAT'S SOOOOO FUNNY!!!! Here's my first post on this site back in June last year. LMMFAO!!!! Deys got da web pimp illin' & shit too! LMAO!!!!!!

Hi Joe, know what I'm sayin'? We wuz talking amongst ourselves da other day 'n we remembered da last time yo' ass wuz supposed play at da Tweeter Center in Camden NJ (wit KWS & SV), yo' ass switched venues at da last minute 'n played at da Electric Factory in Philly instead n' shit. Is there any chance that might happen again, 'n if that shiznit does, will we has mo' notice? I think we found out a few hours before showtime ~ but some folks drove izzall da way Camden only has drive Philly, 'n by then, half da show wuz over, know what I'm sayin'? Can yo' ass tell us what happened that day 'n why there wuz a switch, know what I'm sayin'? Wed Jun 12 '02 6:07:10 am

Yamboy says....

yo' ass're helping already! :} i'm sho i'll post when there's something start banging on wit da new chat, though, know what I'm sayin'?

Megaboyd, I just seen Clarke play at the local Jazz Fest at the end of April. George Duke was the first act - killer on the keys, but we were really there to see Clarke. He played the bass, and had a back-up bass player, so in essence, his bass was like the guitar. It was very cool. He played Flamenco (sp?) style using the tops of his fingers a few times. That blew me away! He was slapping & popping, plucking & strumming. He played both regular bass & his stand up bass. He puts on an awesome show. Track #8 is my fav song on 1, 2, to the Bass because it's Joe on guitar, and because it rocks the hardest of all the songs on the cd. Cool your seeing all those shows. I wouldn't mind seeing most of the ones you mentioned myself :)

R6R, holly up the ass? lmmfao!!! I'll be laughing at that one for a few days!

Stu Clone, congrats! Give 'em hell!!

LONG LIVE METALLICA!

Matt, nice shirt :( LOL!!! j/k The tune you played in the last 1:10 vid was just to cool. I love that sound.

Mr Nick, how about #6 followed by #11 :)

metalchica, tell your brother we'll be expecting to hear from him over the summer. I hope RJ and your entire family are holding strong. I hope Joe see's your post and gives RJ a shout. Keep us posted on RJ's recovery. We're rooting for him!

YaYo, they were just about to put your face on a milk carton. Welcome back.

night peeps...

wait...is it double post Wednesday? Have I missed something? No? o.k., nevermind....

Dave, thanks for the link. I think that's the first song I've heard from Joe's first EP. Pretty cool! lol! Also, glad to see the covers back on talk2joe. THANKS! to the artist!

edit: Trutina, Live in Osaka is a great cd! Good pick :)

Austin *Michelle looks up*, tanks brudda! What would I do without you? lol! I don't remember what songs were on Joe's first EP. Your such a brain ;-) LOL!! I have to much going on to even look these things up. You can be my walking enSatchopedia. LOL! Guess I have heard most of them before. lol! duh!!

Metalchica, glad to hear RJ is making progress. Tell him to listen to ATTACK from E.O.C. while he's doing his therapy. lol!

Trutina, haven't gotten the Yardbirds yet. I bought O.S.I. & Stanley Clarke instead. I only listened to OSI 2 or 3 times. Not as kickass as I thought it would be :( A bit to political during these times. I have to give it more time.

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY to all the Mum's out there. For those from New York - Happy Mutha's Day ;-)

quito, thank you :) My husband also seen Jeff on guitar & Jonathan on drums. (I stayed home with the kids - my bad). The next tour (G3) I went to, my husband told me that the drummer(Jeff) was playing guitar the last time he seen him. lol! Multi-talented Campitelli, better than a mechanical monkey!!

As for Joe's drummers, Jeff is my favorite. Mover, Bissonette, Katchu (am I missing anyone?) They're all great. Joe know's how to pick 'em!!

Have a great day everyone. Werd to your Mothers!!

JOE, Happy Mother's Day to Mrs Satriani x 2 ~ your wife and your Mum :-)

I got the greatest gift ever from my daughter today. She wrote me a beautiful poem and made me a cd. The first song on the cd is... I BELIEVE. She also put "Peanut butter jelly time" on it. lmao!! Anybody know that song? Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat... LOL!!!

I'm off to me mum-in-laws, then to my sister's to have a baby shower for a guy. LOL! A baby shower for a guy on Mother's Day? Why not? LOL!!

Austin, of course I know that one, but this is some sort of twisted rap version. The guy sings "pnut butter jelly, pnut butter jelly, pnut butter jelly with a baseball bat" LMAO! You can find a few versions of it at http://www.thatdograylo.com, but it's not the version my daughter put on my cd. Those are the remixes. It's called Peanut butter jelly tyme. It's very annoying, but funny as hell. The version I have is by the Buckwheat Boys. I think she found it on Kazaa?

IbaNick, thanks for the link! I have the webcast playing on my husbands computer behind me, so I'm watching it and trying to type here on my pc. lol! I went down in the basement and dyed my daughters hair pink, and when we came upstairs it was still playing! lol! Joe is playing New Last Jam now :) It's taken me about a half hour to type this little post because I keep watching the webcast. lol!

Trutina, ha! She looks really cute. The actual color is Crimson Storm, but in her blonde hair, it turns pink. lol! She occasionally catches hell from the V. Principal at school, but he only picks on her because her hair is blonde and the color stands out more. Most of her friends who dye their hair all have darker hair, so they walk by the VP with no problem, but he snags my kid...so I dye it just for him ;) LOL! j/k I figure letting her dye her hair is no biggie. It'll grow out, so it's not worth a battle. She's a straight A student, so I see no problem with letting her be herself, plus...it's FUN!!

Rich, that's the one!! lmao!!! Thanks for finding it.

Crystal Planet, if your womans "surface" is full of debris & dust...maybe it's time to find a new woman!! LMAO!!! geez man, that was a funny comparison! LOL! Wallpaper = woman. Obviously you didn't have to scrape any old wallpaper off before you started because that ruins the whole idea. LOL!!!

JBlaze!!!

r6r, what kind of wallpaper? lmao!! I'll have to think about that for a while. It certainly wouldn't be full of debris & dust though. LOL!!! As for the moving thing...Had some peeps looking at my house tonight, and again tomorrow morning. I left work early tonight to take a second look at a house, but after thinking it through, it would need a bit to much work. It's a beautiful house, but we'd have to refinish the wood floors, paint, and there's that wallpaper issue again. lmao!! Nah, actually the house needed way more work than we want to put into it for the price they're asking. Since the interest rates are down, the price of houses around here went UP! Ah well, we'll find the right one sooner or later.

Drafter37 (or should it read Drafter40?) lol! Happy belated birthday. Glad to hear your mum is o.k. now. Praying is a wonderful thing. Nice of your boss to take his head out too. Hope things get better for ya bro!

BORIS, I recently got the who live at the isle of wight festival on DVD. The Who is a killer band. I loved them in high school, but they took a back seat over the years. I recently started to appreciate the brilliance of their music again.

Matt & Brett, can't wait to hear the whole song!

Boris & Darren, they have the DVD at amazon.com. The Who -Live at the Isle of Wight Festival 1970.

Guitarcake, the Hives, Strokes, White Stripes, and Vines could very well all be the same band. LOL!!! As for Celine, she can sing like nobody's bidness, but it makes me want to shove red hot roofing nails into my eardrums.

Alexandria, I hope your legs and back are improving and strengthining every day. So very sorry about Justin. He had many friends here. I hope your roommate can get some counciling to help her through these hard times. We'll send good vibes for the both of you!

Austin, Cheez-Its!! Now your talkin'!! LOL!!

HEY Jblaze! How's things? ~~ JBLAZE FOR GUITAR GUARD!

Talk2Joe guys, could somebody make up a flyer type thing that we could print out and slap all over this great world of ours. I live 2 1/2 blocks from Fred's Music and I could ask those guys to put up a flyer. There are a few music stores around here I could visit. Hell, with flyer's, we could get the word out pretty quick - and it would say just the right thing to promote this project. You could post the flyer on the Talk2Joe website, and we could print it out from there. Just a thought :)

Mr Nick - "Buy Trojans and a rubber band." LMAO!!! The folks on that board are usually pretty funny. That was a good one! LOL!!