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gobble gobble
Tue Jun 24 '03 12:35:56 pm Set this message as last read

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r6r, you took the bait anyway. lmao! I figured somebody would have that comment. lol! Hey, I was just trying to... lighten the load ;-) Now you can laugh twice as hard.

It was getting a bit to serious up in here.

Edited Tue Jun 24 '03 7:23 pm

Tue Jun 24 '03 7:22:43 pm Set this message as last read

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Gabriel, I can feel lots of emotion in that song. Very nice.

Pete, I just stopped at your IUMA site and picked one song to listen to, Paradigm Shift, and let me tell you, you kicked it's ass! Bravo!

Can't wait for this T2J cd to come out. Lots of great talent in here.

Tue Jun 24 '03 9:00:56 pm Set this message as last read

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Awww, thanks Pete!

Tue Jun 24 '03 9:29:53 pm Set this message as last read

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I know this joke is old, but it has to be one of thee funniest things I've ever read. Sorry if it offends anyone.

A study at the University of Missouri shows that the type of facial features that a woman finds attractive can differ, depending upon where she is at in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If a woman is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

If she is menstruating or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.

Tue Jun 24 '03 11:39:14 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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r6r, the haircut sounds o.k., but the game of baseball & a BBQ ree-hee-healy sound like fun! LMAO!!! Any takers? lol! I'll bring the supplies ;-) Batter(er) up!

Edited Wed Jun 25 '03 6:42 am
Wed Jun 25 '03 6:42:11 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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SARS, Monkeypox, and now scurvy!! Good Lord Joe, give the man some...

....aaaaahhhhhh, fresh fruit...

ha! I'm friggin linkless! No blue here folks. Nothing to see. Move along. Break it up. Keep moving...

Edited Wed Jun 25 '03 11:49 am

Wed Jun 25 '03 11:47:16 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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Hey Joe, where you going with that Velveeta in your hand?

Ovation, that picture is why I need a ladder to give Austin a noogie. He's a biiiiig boy! lol!

Greg M, Joe is about 5'9 maybe?. Jeff's a bit shorter than Joe I think.

Happy Thursday peeps!



Edited Thu Jun 26 '03 7:30 am

Thu Jun 26 '03 6:29:58 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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Clarky, "the haircut sounds o.k." is in reference to "scissors shoved in his temple" and the "BBQ ree-hee-healy sound like fun" has to do with " a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire". I'm sure he would have to make SOME sounds while this is happening. Are you volunteering your services for recording the audio at this event, or would you like to take Paul's place? lol!!
Thu Jun 26 '03 7:30:09 am Set this message as last read

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the GEM ghost, I like it the way it is. Reading is fundamental :)

R6R, so quick to give it all away to Clarky? lmao!!! As for the move, we're packing s-l-o-w-l-y. Man, it seems like I'll never get done. Good thing we have till August. I can't wait to get away from this block. I'm feeling a bit hostile towards the fucks, uh...I mean folks around here. lol! Seven more weeks till we're out of here. The new house is great! We can't wait to get settled in. What's making your move so bad?

"freeform bullcrap" LMAO!!!

Edited Thu Jun 26 '03 10:18 am

Thu Jun 26 '03 10:13:59 am Set this message as last read

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R6R, feels good to get it off your chest though, eh mate ;-)

Nah, we're not having half the problems you are. Man, that really bites the doggies danglies, doesn't it? As for your lovely wife's birthday and your anniversary ~ romance doesn't cost anything. A walk, a handwritten love note, a bottle of wine, a backrub *wink* wink* nudge* nudge* say no more*...I'm sure you can make her day special with little money. Hope things get better for you before your wife has to bust open a can of whoop-ass on somebody. lol!

R6R's SOTD - Kill 'em All ;-)

LOL!!

Thu Jun 26 '03 12:09:42 pm Set this message as last read

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R6R, lmao! I forgot you guys were so anti-Metallica. Guess Rush would be better for your SOTD. lol! The Frasier reference - ROTF!!

McSuperDooperDave, nice. Thought I'd add one fer ya :) Might as well go all the way, eh?

HEY!! I just seen a NASCAR/Comcast commercial for Pocono Raceway, and they were playing JOE'S version of the Star Spangled Banner!!! COOL!!!

Elpp, it was a turkey to some, much more to others. lmao!!!

Thu Jun 26 '03 8:42:43 pm Set this message as last read

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zonin, very, very cool to have a picture like that and meet the man. wow!
Fri Jun 27 '03 12:59:49 pm Set this message as last read

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Sounds like a NASCAR weekend - this week, it's the McSuperDave 400!! lol!

Miguel, happy one-fitty!



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Sat Jun 28 '03 6:51:03 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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Dave, I'd have to say Joe would be my only choice. Even Kyle Petty had a smile on his face last week while Joe was playing :) Everybody looked like they were diggin' it!

Speaking of cars, we drove up on an accident tonight. Two young guys in a Taurus rear-ended a guy in his NEW MUSTANG. No one was hurt. The guy in the Mustang was ready to stroke out man (meaning he was really upset). He was shaking and saying that he never even drives this car because it's to sweet, and there it was, with the bumper smashed & one of the pipes all pointing in the wrong direction. He couldn't even get it restarted to move it. He was sick about it. We came up on them right after it happened and asked if anyone was hurt and if they needed a phone. My husband had to call 911 because the dude was so bent he couldn't dial the phone. He eventually settled down a bit, and we stayed there so he wouldn't piss the young (heavyweights) guys off to badly. The Mustang guy was using my phone to call home and was saying "this idiot" hit him and "this idiot" blah, blah, blah. LOL! It wasn't making the other guys very happy either. I figured as long as we were there, the dudes wouldn't jack him up & run. lol! As soon as the cop got there we left. The Mustang guy thanked us, and the Taurus dudes just gave us a nod. They looked like they knew they were in deep shit the whole time. LOL! An exciting 15 minutes fer sure.

Sat Jun 28 '03 8:57:31 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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You mean Clarky's NOT Steve Vai? Is the whole world just one big lie? And why are they booing Stu? Hey Joe, you did a really great job on the Top Gun Theme....

Sun Jun 29 '03 12:35:16 pm Set this message as last read

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Mike - "btw....JOE:....I know your busy and all, but could you send my son an autographed picture to 101 Trailer Trash St., Trailer Park County......He is your biggest fan and can almost play guitar like you....Please respond by tomm @ 1000am....I have a hairdresser appt. after that.... ;-) "

That was just tooooo funny!! LOL!

Prog X, what's the name of your car. I named mine Buck. When I have the AC on and I try to punch it, he bucks, but then it kicks in and I get power. lol! Hence the name Buck :)

I'm listening to The Bone 107.7 and they're playing Harvester of Sorrow. Yeeeaaaahhhhhh! Good stuff! Now fuck off old man!

wanky, wanky, moo, baa, cluck

They plays Joe's music during commercial breaks. Can't beat that with a stick.

Tue Jul 1 '03 8:14:58 pm Set this message as last read

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JOE, TALK TO MICK! WE WANTS THIS CD TO GET ROLLING! thanks Joe :)
Wed Jul 2 '03 5:39:10 am Set this message as last read

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Joe please ask Mick to reply to Trutina

Mick Brigden - PLEASE reply to Trutina

Joe please ask Mick to reply to Trutina

Mick Brigden - PLEASE reply to Trutina

Joe please ask Mick to reply to Trutina

Mick Brigden - PLEASE reply to Trutina

Joe please ask Mick to reply to Trutina

Mick Brigden - PLEASE reply to Trutina

Thu Jul 3 '03 10:35:17 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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http://www.redhousetour.com/tourdates.html

Check it out if it's coming your way :)

Thu Jul 3 '03 7:08:16 pm Set this message as last read

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R6R, seems your having a problem with premature evacuation. lol! I can't believe someone pulled out of the deal (pun intended). Seriously though, I hope things work out for you bro.

Fri Jul 4 '03 7:49:36 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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R.I.P. Buddy Ebsen.

The Beverly Hillbillies is one of my all time favorite shows.

Mon Jul 7 '03 12:07:44 pm Set this message as last read

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2 Ton, I know Lester Flat and Earl Scruggs played the tune, but I'm not 100% sure if they wrote it. If you twisted my arm, I'd have to say yes, they did. lol! Am I right?

Best whiskey back in the day - Jack Daniels. I don't have to many whiskey slammin' parties anymore, so I have to revert to my past for that one. LOL! Canadian whiskey is like stump water.

Mon Jul 7 '03 7:40:06 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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Good luck 2 Ton!

Tue Jul 8 '03 6:34:50 am Set this message as last read

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JSJerch1, happy birthday!

Today is also my grandpop's birthday. He passed away 3 yrs ago. I'm having a drink for him now. Cheers ya old fart!! May your beer glass never be empty :)

Tue Jul 8 '03 7:51:09 pm Set this message as last read
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