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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3536098063&category=433
as much as I love Joe, I don't think I would ever need to have one of his TEETH in my possession.... ACK!!
Place yer bids! lol!
Welcome back Mike!
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Fri Jul 11 '03 9:54:14 am
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michelle
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Paul, great to hear things have turned around in your favor. Remember a while back I told you my favorite saying to apply to your situation? Guess they got what they deserved. F' the F'in F'ers!!! lmao!!! Got my fingers crossed for ya man!!
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Mon Jul 14 '03 11:36:07 am
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ha! I stand corrected ~ Blaze in da neighbaz house! LMAO!! Now if you can get them to make you a sandwich & get you a beer, your in dude! LOL! Glad to know you'll be around more often :)
p.s. - the weather is B~U~T~FUL!!
Mark your spot people. This site is going to get crazy with birthday wishes for Joe. You could come back 12 hours from now and have 5 pages to sift through. lol! Not like it never happened before...
HEY JOE, happy day before your birthday day! ;-)
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Mon Jul 14 '03 7:06:03 pm
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michelle
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I thought this was pretty funny...
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says
"I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me".
I said "WHAT??????"
So she says the words that I and every husband on the planet
dread. She explains that I must not be in tune with her
emotional needs as a Woman. I'm thinking "What was her first
clue?" and I finally realize that nothing was going to happen
that night, so I went to sleep.
The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed depart-
ment store, I walked around with her while she tried on three
outfits. She could not decide which one to take so I told her
to take all three of them. She then tells me that she wants
matching shoes worth $200.00 a pair to which I say ok. And then
we go to the jewelry department where she gets a pair of
diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She
must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck,
but I don't think she cared. I think she was testing me when
she asked for a tennis bracelet because she does not even play
tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that
it was ok. She was almost sexually excited from all of this
and you should have seen her face when she said, "I'm ready
to go to the cash register".
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey,
I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." Her face went
completely blank.
I then said "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff
for a while". And then I added, "You must not be in tune with
my financial needs as a Man."
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Thu Jul 17 '03 11:28:44 am
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michelle
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Whew man, I have tears running down my face from laughing. I played the Metallica parody, and the look on my daughters face was priceless! Also knowing that the guy was useing a metal chair for the snare - LMAO!! IMO, that's the worst part of the whole album - that friggin' snare. I think my new saying is going to be "Bob help me". LOL!!
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Sat Jul 19 '03 8:26:28 am
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michelle
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JS Clone, I still love Metallica, but I'd like to shove that out of tune snare up Lars' ass :) I thought my speakers blew at first because of the sound, then I realized that it sounded that way on purpose!?!? It's just bad. What was he thinking???
The Bob, it's a Metallica/Bob Rock thing. lmao!! Listen to the parody that was posted here. Funny as hell man. Thanks for asking though. LOL!
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Sun Jul 20 '03 9:41:27 pm
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michelle
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Sharif, Sad But True is my favorite Metallica song, and giving Snoop even 30 seconds to "recite the lyrics" was to much. I just kept repeating "no he did not!!!" while I was watching it. LOL!
JSClone, Chris Cornell's vocals kick ass - although more on his previous work than with Audioslave.
engine of dreams, yeah I seen that after I posted. Happy 666 to me! LOL!!
Matt, sorry about your guitar. Geez man, where's JBlaze when ya need him??
DCK, sorry about your nephew. I hope for a speedy recovery. Man, I hope they catch the punks who did it. Makes you wonder what this world is coming to...
Joe, we miss youuuuuuuuuuuu! Come out and play :)
Naty, thanks for the email. I'll get back to you soon.
Edited Tue Jul 22 '03 8:23 pm
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Tue Jul 22 '03 8:20:33 pm
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michelle
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Ovation, you go for the bait every time. LOL!!! I can always count on you to brighten up this place! The images I now have of you in my head are just plain frightening. LMAO!!!
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Thu Jul 24 '03 12:08:21 pm
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michelle
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Mike, so this isn't the only place you brighten up, eh? lmao!! Now I know it wasn't Godzilla in those movies the people were running from. They took news footage of the people pointing and screaming, running for their lives, and just cut in a fake monster named Godzilla, when all along...it was YOU and your uncovered junk ! LMMFAO!!!
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Fri Jul 25 '03 7:16:59 am
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michelle
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Adrianorb, Happy birthday!
I've seen Joe mention Albert King before, but I'm not sure who his favorite King is. Martin Luther? I like Albert & B.B. Don't know to much about Freddie. Matt's good, but he has that weird mustard thing going on... LOL!!!
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Fri Jul 25 '03 7:31:56 am
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