JBlaze...you need your ear douched! LOL!! That should clear it right up. I don't know if ear candling would be safe for that, but it sure would pull the gunk out. Candling might be better as a preventative method AFTER you see a dr. Candling is this candle type thing you put in your ear and light the end of it. Somehow, the heat forms a vacuum and draws out the wax with no pain at all. Make sure somebody who KNOWS what their doing does it for you. My sister is a massage therapist, and she was taught how to do it. They sell ear candles at some natural stores. Good luck!

Eric, so sorry to hear about your Grandma. I know you'll do a beautiful piece for her.

Hi Joe, love ya! See you in September :)

Hey, how about some Satch merchandise on the site. That way ppl. who can't make it to a show can still get some Satch stuff.

Dave, your doin' it, bro!! Keep it going, your doing great!! As I sit here at my computer, all I can smell is that stank from my neighbor who smokes on her back porch. That crap comes in every open window (or AC vent in this case) and stinks up my house. She refuses to believe I can smell it in my house (she's 8' away from my back door!) She don't smoke in her house or car because she don't want to ruin anything with that brown film & stench cigarette smoke leaves behind, but she don't care about her lungs, teeth, or her body. She even sits on her porch in a winter coat, a hat, gloves, & a blanket in the wintertime to smoke. She has NO idea how insane she is. Save the non-living things (house & car) & slowly kill the body. Whatever? *end of rant*

Dave, the fact that you want to spew when you smell somebody elses smoke is great!! LOL!! Now keep telling yourself that you will get violently ill if you try to smoke again. That's how I did it ~ and it worked!! LOL! Just take it day by day...

JBlaze, glad your feeling better. I have a whole different picture in my mind when I uncork my wine now. Time for the brutha to put some cotton in his ears at work to keep out the funk. DAVE, that was gross! lmao!! Water, sawdust...it just doesn't sound good... LOL!!! Ear tampons anyone? LOL!!

If GUTTERbOY plays his guitar in the woods with his amp on infinity, would anyone hear him?

Only if he has electricity :)

Chin up little buckeroo. Maybe it's time to stop worrying what other ppl. think and start concentrating on what would make YOU happy. hugs**

Sharon, happy 63rd to your daddy!! Very cool presents he's getting this year. I raise my cup of coffee in his honor! lol!!

Marvin - do you have Joe's self titled c.d.? That's a slammin, jammin, groovin, boogie'in, dark, bad ass blues kinda record :)

Sharon, that "boss" joke will be in my bosses hand this evening, I promise you. LMAO!! He'll get a kick out of it. Good stuff - keep it coming!

XROB, musta been the whole Tom Cruise thing that threw me off, although the flying through the canyon scene was very cool. Best part? To many to pick one. Moley, moley, moley - mini Austin, Scott's hair (ROTF), Fook Mi ~ oh, no, no, no ~ Fook Yu. Too funny!! This is a must have in my dvd collection when it's released.

Sharon, my boss loved the joke. He says that the main boss in our building is "The Mother of all Assholes!" LOL!! I told my boss that I call him alot of things, but asshole isn't on the list. I have much more vulgar names for him that that. LOL!!!!

OMG Joe, those pictures are toooo funny!! YOU are making the same face standing with them that WE make when we stand with you! lmao!! The "ultra excited I can't believe I'm here" face.

It looks like you guys had a blast. What a treat for the audience too. Pretty cool playing through different equipment , huh?

SATCH3D ~ you KNOW I want a COE c.d.!!!!

Sharon ~ Happy birthday to your 6' lump! I had to laugh when I read that. My son's nic-name is Lump (he's 10) and my cats name is Lumpy (he's 17). Lots of Lumps in this house. LOL! I'm right behind you in the "approaching 40" catagory. I have a birthday coming up in 13 days. eek! I'm happy to be turning 38, but I hope I'm just as happy turning 40! LOL!

The thermometer on my front porch says 102 degrees!! IT'S HOT!!!! God Bless the person who invented the air conditioner.

Dragonchild, when my sis turned 40 she got her belly button pierced. She already had 2 tattoos, so she went for hole punchin'. I don't think I'll go that route ~ I'll stick with tattoos. I have 9 so far (one's a cover up), but I don't look like a biker chick (in my mind anyway) ~ not that there's anything wrong with that. If you see me in jeans & a t-shirt, you'd never know I have tats. I have them where I can show them when I want, & cover them when I "need" to (ankle, back, upper arms). I enjoy tattoos (no shit, huh?) and think of them as permanent jewelry. My daughter says she wants to get the same angel tattoo that I have when she turns 18. She still has 4 1/2 yrs. to think about it. lol!

Sharon ~ GO FOR IT!! Just make sure you go to a CLEAN, well respected place, and check out their previous work. Most importantly, make sure you & your tattooist have the SAME idea about your tattoo.

Anibur, we just had some wicked storms come through, so it cooled off a smidge. This heatwave is supposed to last until at least Wednesday. ugh!!

HI JOE ~ LOVE YA!!

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey Dave! Nice to see you had a good time. I was about ready to call out the National Guard! lol! No hangover? I don't even have to drink and I wake up with a hangover! lol!

I gotta read this chat. I missed the whole thing, but I hear there's an "evening with" tour coming up. YEAH!!

MInus human, yes, I work evenings - but no online computers there. I work part time, so some nights I'm home.

Jon, cool news! Thanks!

HA! I love your sense of humor Joe! lol!

Jesus man, I was just almost in a nasty accident! I was driving down the street behind a jeep, and the jeep put on his signal to make a right turn. I seen a car at the stop sign (I had no stop) waiting to pull out onto the street we were already on. The jeep starts turning onto the side street (I continue going forward) and this asswipe blows out from the stop sign and damn near plows into the side of my car. Thanks to my mean & nasty driving skills (and watching Nascar every Sunday) I swerved across two lanes (the 2nd lane was oncoming traffic) and the guy missed me by inches. If I would have hit the brakes, which is what I would have HAD to do if there wasn't a gap between cars in the oncoming traffic, I would have had his bumper in my lap! Man, he would have plowed me right into oncoming traffic - and it's a MAJOR truck route. An 18 wheeler vs. a tiny old Honda Civic... I was shaking so bad afterwards. Nedless to say, I was thanking God all the way home.

Austin, yes sir, I was in a line of cars. I guess this guy seen a break in oncoming traffic, & with the jeep turning he thought it was clear to go. He had a HUGE blind spot with the jeep turning right & blocking his view to my lane of traffic. It was really an assanine thing to do. You NEVER pull out or make a turn if you can't because another vehicle is blocking your view. The crazy thing is, the drug store messed up a prescription and I had to go back to straighten it out - my third time there that day. My 10 yr. old son was with me on my previous trip, but decided to stay home with my daughter this time. He would have been sitting in the front passenger seat (I don't have airbags) which is right where the car almost hit me. I don't even want to think about what could have happened. I just made sure to give thanks for what didn't.

Ovation, I'll try bro, I'll try! lol!

Climber, you know it! Thanks :)