Mikey, did you see a 2 foot feather in that hat? Noooo! lmao!!!

Zach, happy holidays right back at ya!

Stacy, when ppl. are dead they can either look good or bad. If they were very ill before their death, as my Grammy was, they look pretty bad in the end. She was beautiful at her viewing. I never understood what the hell ppl. were talking about when they said he/she looks good (how can they look good, they're dead!) until then. I've also been to a veiwing where the woman looked bad because of the funeral director, so now I "get it" and understand when ppl. say that.

Holy crap, now we're editing our edits! lmao!

Paul, if we had more guys like Clarky in Reading, we'd just have drunk girls hung over the fence, not dead bodies everywhere from gangbangers playing shoot 'em up. lol! There'a also a Berkshire Mall, which is close to Berkshire Heights (where the rich live). lol! Now let's see the difference in pronunciation - we say red-ing and berk-sheer.

Mikey, I'm rollin' just thinking of the both of us sitting down with our daughters saying "now this is what's on a young mans mind.." and playing the video clip. HA! Good parenting tool indeed! ROTF!!! Ahhh, this stuff is killin' me!! lmao!!!!!! Geez man, my eyes are tearing up and I can't even see to type anymore. Holy shit that's funny!!

Clarky, we say Red-ing and Berk-sheer. It used to be a good place to live, but now it's overrun with crime and violence and people with no 'brought-upsy'. That's a term our Jamaican friend uses that means that nobody taught them any manners or the proper way to behave. lol! The whole city isn't like that, but the inner city is. My sister has found bullet casings on her porch from gun fire, and my mom had a bullet go through her bedroom window, through the headboard of her bed, and lodge in the attic (3rd floor) ceiling. Thank God her or my stepdad weren't in bed at the time. Needless to say, they don't sleep in that room anymore. lol! There are parts of the city that are very beautiful though, and still many wonderful people live there, but it's not what it once was.

Mikey, my daughter would say "Mom, you're so gay!" and laugh and walk away. The word gay has replaced the word stupid around here with the kids. Now everything is gay. lmao!! Everything except...the guy with a hat! *feather optional* LOL!! Yes, bring me your doo-tah!! *she says as she rubs her hands together tightly* LOL!!

PhryDom, yankee in-laws?? Yee haw Bubba, looks like we got us a party! lol! j/k Where's your wife from?

PhryDom...err should I say Davey, LOL!! , that's a pretty cool mix of family you got there. lol! Ppl. in 'scahnsun' (LOL!) have the strangest accents. I love to listen to different accents, but that's one I can't even immitate. lol! But then again, I could never do an Irish accent either, and I'm a wee bit Irish too. Oh, and if you cook dinner and call it tea - either your dinner is soft & runny, or your tea is very thick! lmao!! I'm having coffe. No confusion there ;-)

Benny, "Problems arise when the song contains lots of cymbal work, and accident avoidance requires you to use your eyebrows on the cymbals, as extended periods of waving both arms around tends to cause the vehicle to "only slightly veer, your honour" - That was the funniest thing ever!!!

Mikey, we're so hip it's gay! lmao!!!

StringG, traditional dancing and hard rock show that your a well rounded person! Maybe you could make up a dance with some tradition dance in it for a hard rock song and teach your friends :)

Templar, nice to see you again. "Michelle & Matt King" Did Matt get married to a Michelle, or am I Mrs King now LOL!! j/k Mrs Robinson would be more like it. I'm old enough to be his mommy! lol! Busy with the holidays and all the fun stuff that goes with it. Happy Christmas to you!

Julie, I have 3 sisters and we still drive each other crazy. It's a gift ;-) It doesn't happen as much as it used to, but it still does.

Mikey, I think they guy was wearing his wife's underwear when he wrote that song...

Sharif, have you seen this? If your squeemish, don't look...or just scroll down till you can't take it any more. LMAO!!! I'm all grossed out and squirrely now. LOL!!! http://www.ebaumsworld.com/fingerouch.html

hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! ACK!!

edit - oh man, now I can't stop looking at it. We should have a caption contest for that one. How about "He went THAT way."

hahahahahahahahahEEEEEEUUUUWWWWWWW!!!!!

Benny, Tell the bartender I'll have whatever your having! lmao!!!

Mikey, I just realized how much my Japanese sucks. LOL! I would pronounce it, then read it's pronunciation, and I was wrong every time! LOL!!! Your very good. How many years have you been speaking Japanese, and how long did it take you to be good at it?

Mikey, "cause all my free time was spent downtown and that is the best way to learn." Do you mean downtown on buisness, or downtown at the clubs? I can't imagine getting my swerve on and trying to figure out Japanese. lmao!! I'd walk up to someone and put my hand on their shoulder and say "todomachi!" or "tomodchachi". It might take them a few minutes to figure it out, and hopefully I didn't say anything about their mother in the process. lol!

Templar, have a great Christmas too!

Julie, we've had more strong wind in the last 4 months at our new house than I remember in the 12 years at our old house. I only moved a few blocks away, so it's not a location difference. The weather is really weird this year.

Kirk, $120!! Your full of hot air!! (pun intended :) lol!

Has ANYONE heard from TRUTINA lately through email or anything?

Clarky, I live in Berks County. LOL!!! I think we're in the same place, but different, knowhatimean? ;-)

Austin, I emailed Bil earlier today, but no answer yet.

Sharif, thanks.

Mikey, body language IS universal. lol! The only male in the house! lmao! Geez man, get a dog or a fish or something. (Bob, help this guy out! Jump the fence or something!) LOL! Reminds me of my dad. He had a wife and 4 daughters AND a female dog! lol!

Christmas Cake

Ingredients:

1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs nuts 1 bottle Vodka 2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the vodka to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.

To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is still OK.

Try another cup .... just in case

Turn off the mixer. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick fruit off floor.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a sdrewscriver.

Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a shit.

Check the vodka.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven and piss in the fridge. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the cat. Fall into bed.

Mikey, a hamster? That's weak bro! lmao!! At least it's something though. I don't remember my dad walking the dog? He boogied on outta there when I was 11. He cashed in his 40 yr. old wife for two 20's cause they looked better on his arm. Yep, his momma named him Richard so he grew up to be a Dick ;-) Issues...I have a few. LOL!!

Austin, I'm hoping to find The Satch Tapes under the tree tomorrow morning. I just got the new Godsmack DVD in the mail this morning. Sex & Rock & Roll: Godsmack. This might be one Godsmack video my husband will actually watch. LOL!!

PhryDom, that'll give ya low sperm count and ear hair. LMAO!!! Funny, funny clips! Thanks for the laugh. I actually know a few people who talk like that. Add a few beers and it gets worse. lol!

OCPS470, Elvis worshippers! If I hear one more stinkin' Elvis Chrismas song, I'm going to Graceland and kicking somebody ass! It doesn't matter who. Just anybody Elvis-like will do. Oh wait, that's not the Christmas spirit, is it? Well, I'll make sure to give them a candy cane when I'm done :) lol!

Paul, any time you need to "vent your spleen", we're here for ya bro!! LOL! Have a GREAT holiday!

Mikey, Cheers to Nick & Dick! Out of 4 daughters, he only (barely) talks to me and acknowledges my children, and I bet if someone asked him their names he wouldn't know. I still love him dearly, but, you know, life goes on. He is what he is, and now that I understand that it's HIM and not ME ;-) I can take our relationship for what it is. The new DT song Honor Thy Father fits pretty well (except it's about Portnoy's stepdad). Anyways, I hope you and your beautiful family have the best holiday, and give them all a big hug for me :)

Clarky, I can get snotty & cold right here minus the airfare! lol! Have a great evening and try not to fall on the kids. LOL!

As Billy Squire sings "CHRISTMAS IS THE TIME TO SAY I LOVE YOU..."

Everyone have a safe and Happy Christmas eve!