OCPS, I love the name Oliver! Why do you call yourself Chris? Nothing wrong with Chris, but I know about 1,000 of them. Oliver is much more original :)

Bucketfoot. That's a good one.

TRUTINA, hey bro!!! Hope your doing well. As for the wedding...dude, I got a secret...just make sure to stack the deck! lol! Give the dj a few of your Satch cd's with the songs you want to hear written down inside them, and tell him to play them randomly throughout the night. You could even dedicate one to the little lady and suprise her with a dance of your own (sure to get some extra whatnot and so & so later on ;-). This way, she'll have HER songs for the traditional hoo-ha, and you'll have YOUR songs throughout the informal time. Make sure you have a bud with a video camera rolling so they can get you dancing to YOUR favorite songs as well as her favorite. Man, sometimes I'm so friggin' brilliant I amaze myself. lol! If your not having a dj...forget it, your screwed. lol!

Alexandre, since it's still Jan. 28th here, I'll wish you a happy birthday ON you birthday!

Teatle, nice to have you here. We love your brother, so if you're even a smidge like him, you'll fit in great here.

Fablawyer, I missed the show. Totally forgot it was on. Hopefully it will be on again soon. I'd like to see it.

mick87, "I thought Granola was that 87 year old exotic dancer from Las Vegas that was just on the news" - You're kidding me, right? lmao!!

mari, it's great to be a concert-goer again, isn't it? I had a dry spell when my kids were little, but my husband and I are hitting a few shows every now and then. Dave LaRue is pretty cool :)

Does Pia eat Granola?

DCKnavelint. That has a nice ring to it....so does Dinty Moore.

Teatle, your self-esteem will get better over time. No worries. LMAO!!!!! So how did you slightly harm yourself? Did you trim your fingernails painfully short? lmao!! Just bustin' yer bum mate. LOL!!

Narface, nothing beats a live show :)

Pia Via ~ Pai Vai ~ Good thing it worked out the way it did, huh?

Mick, holy christ that's funny!!! I'll never look at an old Micky D's drive-thru person the same again. lmao!! Better throw on some dark sunglasses just in case. lol!

I could have swore Pia was Steve's iguana... ;-)

SOTD - Groove Me by Salt & Pepa - an oldie but goodie! lol!

Desktop wallpaper of the week - James Brown's mug shot

JS JP 41, nice hillbilly joke. lol!

Ya Yo, I had to tell my kids that the name and chorus of that song was "She sews my socks". lmao!! The first time I rolled the tape was in the car. It was right after I seen Jackyl play with Aerosmith waaaay back in the day, so I ran out and bought the tape - not knowing that song was on it. lol! My kids were little yet and they were sitting in the back seat. As soon as the song hit the chorus I hit the FF button and nervously laughed and said something totally stupid like "wow, she sews my socks, what a funny name for a song". lmao!! I still can't play that song in front of my kids. lol!

Clarky, welcome to the club!!

My plans for the SuperBowl - not to fall asleep during the game. lol! I love football, but neither of these teams really mean much to me. I'll prolly root for the Pats.

WEBMASTER, You have an error or two here. Buddy Guy...and otherS.

A special Jimi Hendrix Celebration featuring an all-star lineup. Joe is expected to perform with Buddy Buy, Mitch Mitchell, Jerry Cantrell, Billy Cox, Paul Rodgers and other.

Jazzer13, get well soon and come back when you can.

Graham, you were looking for your leotards on eBay and found GK amps? The leotards make you feel pretty, don't they ;-)

legatomizer, Joe has said recently that he has raised his guitar up a bit to make it more comfortable on his back.

Stacy, I think James Van Praagh might be on Larry King Live tonight at 9:00. I'm not sure if I'll be home from work to watch it, but I'll try to catch what I can. He'll be taking calls too :)

two words - STATIC SHOCK ~~~~~~~~*ZAP*~~~~~~~~~

Graham, stay away from horizontal stripes. They'll make you look fat.

Mick - LMAO!! Maybe the iguana is Pai Vai?

julie, you hit the nail on the head - it's Seinfeld's voice. I find it so annoying I have a hard time watching the show. The actors are brilliant, but that voice...it's as irritating as...MAN HANDS!

Maybe I'm A Leo :)

ha! Actually, I am! - Aug. 15th

edit - I agree - TIME is a totally kickass song.

Austin, I like Friends, but maybe that's because I hardly ever get to watch it. lol! I think Jen Anniston is the cutest thing - and the entire cast is pretty funny. If your looking for realistic TV, that's not it, but there's not much realism on TV these days anyway. Hey, are you doing some sort of friggin' Einstein bastard experiment on us or something? lol! j/k - settle down! If the next question you ask is going to be "Who likes American Choppers" , I do! lol! My favorite show on tv these days is MadTV. Will & Grace come in second. I love gay humor. lol! Drew Carry was always good. I've never seen an episode I haven't liked.

dragonchild, I don't know about you, but I don't want a slice of Vai-pai!! LOL!! Cool #9 all the way girl!! Good luck!!!

OCP, I feel your pain. My husband has a very common surname, and there are a million Michelles who share the same name with me. Sad but true. We even had our credit record f'ed up because my husband's first & last name is the same as another guy he went to school with, who married a Michelle (that I went to school with) - so now there are TWO couples with the same names. Both guys are the same ages, and both us girls are the same ages. We all come from the same city, and all went to the same high school, and blah, blah, blah. lol! It's a mess sometimes! LOL! Ahh well, either way, Oliver is a great name :)

YaYo, I think the halftime show will probably be nuttin' but pop or country - maybe even rap. If it's rock, maybe that means they're finally waking up, but I doubt it.

Oh yeah, an exploding sperm whale! I wouldn't want to be the owner of that bike. ECK!!

Granola for G3

mari, whoa! You're not kidding about having a lot of shows lined up! lol! We usually only go to see bands maybe 2-5 times a year. How do you get your camera into all those shows. The last show I went to see (Godsmack) was tight security - metal dectectors - and we had to empty pockets/purse and all that. Do you have a website with your pictures on it? I'd love to see them. Yes, I'm also from PA! I'm closer to Reading though.

Trutina, a short acoustic song for your new wife would be very cool, and way easy instead of a full band :) Shit man, why didn't I have this many ideas for my OWN wedding 16 years ago? lol!

YaYo, you were an ass then, but look at what a great guy you are now. You've come a loooong way, baby! You were always a challenge and I liked that about you. You still stick to your guns and say what you think, and you'll always have my respect for that.

Mikey, whoa man, I should really be awake before I read these posts. I thought you said you were "on a YJM FURRY trip". Man, that's a whole different trip, isn't it? lmao!!

Austin, I'm just kidding with ya hon. Your always so smart and informative...and RIGHT 99.9% of the time, which is where the "Einstein bastard" comes into play :) I don't know how you do it, but I admire it...therefore I bust your ass :) I don't mean to offend you. If it bothers you I'll stop.

I can't wait to see the new G3 DVD!!!!

Austin :-)

lol!

ack! 3 pages behind again...I'll catch up later.

EVERYBODY who is already snowed in, about to be snowed in, or laughing at everyone who is - check out this video clip. It's how NOT to get your car out of the snow. Like the link says - BAD IDEA!! LMAO!!! This is one of those moments in life where you usually repeat the same word for about 15 minutes because your brain has stopped working from the shock. lol!!

http://www.sagebrushdesigns.ca/bad_idea.html

Bil, that's a lllllllot of money to spend on a ring! Hope it's not so heavy that she can't lift her hand to show it off. lol! As for popping the big question...

I think it would be cool to hear how smooth the guys of T2J were when the proposed to their gf's. What did some of you guys do when you popped the big question. Let's give Bil some help here - and hurry up! Valentine's Day is rapidly approaching!! We gotta hook a brutha up and make him smoov like butta so his girl can brag about how great the moment was for years to come.

THE BUDWEISER DONKEY FOR G3!! lmao!!!

mari, Yngwie's fog killed my pictures too. I'm pretty sure they would have been better if it weren't for that - and beings that he went on first...grrrr! There was so much overkill on the fog we couldn't see any of the band but Yngwie after a while! lol!

Mikey D. & his YJM trip of fur! ROTF!!!

YaYo, nah, I'm not from Philly. The city of Reading is closer than Philly. And dude, I'm wearing my 9er's shirt today. lol! I seem to be rooting for both teams so far this game. lol! My husband is an Eagles fan. The only time I go for them is when they make it to the play-offs. I'm so tired of hearing all the Eagles fans here say "next year." lol! Every year is the year they're going to the Superbowl. lmao! Poor bastards. lol! I guess I'm rooting for the Pats, but It really doesn't matter. GO TEAM!! lmao!! As for my "kind words" - well, that's just how I see it. Besides, any guy that can use EOC as a drink coaster & say he threw it out on the highway while driving - THEN get a backstage pass and come face to face with the man he's been dissin'...it doesn't get any better than that bro. YOU were sheer entertainment at it's finest. LOL!

Happy birthday Teatle!

julie, thanks for the weather warning. I'm not looking forward to more snow. This cold weather is gettin' old! lol! I feel your pain. I love the Superbowl, but knowing it's the last game of the season kinda blows. I hate baseball. lol! Congrats on your trip to Europe too! Your picture on the tour page looks great too! Nice to see who I'm talking to :)

SupaaDave, congrats on the move. I can't believe you had to move in -30 temps. Dude, that's nuts!! Make sure you take a count at the end of the day and see if everyone still has all their fingers & toes. In that temp., one could snap off and you'd be none the weiser! lol!

HEY! Pats finally got the first touchdown! And the kick is good! 7-0

Are they showing the Superbowl overseas?

We got us a game!

Touchdown Carolina!

7-7

edit:

HEY NOW!! Pats just scored again!

14-7 :)

edit#2:

14-10 field goal!

zonin, don't tell anyone, but I was drinking pepsi when that commercial came on. lol! To many ppl. with their panties in a bunch over that one. Geez!

Austin, I don't know if you realize this, but you're allowed to fill up the WHOLE page when you have a website ;-) lol!

dragonchild, funny cartoon!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAUL!

teatle, the new thing here is to learn to skip a LOT of posts. Sad but true.

Mikey, my husband would disagree with ya on the flag thing, but then again, he hated the whole halftime show - and all the people in it. lol! To MTVish for him. Speaking of MTV, they're canned from ever doing another halftime show again, and I do believe some ppl. were probably fired for the whole sha-bang. As for seeing Janet's finer parts - I must have blinked. I remember the end of the song "gonna have ya nekked by the end of this song" lol, and he ripped at Janet's top and she threw her hand up. I didn't see any close up. The camera was pretty far away, and they backed it up even farther very quickly and went on to something else. Like I said, I must have blinked. lol! That little nipple sure is a conversation piece all over the world. LOL! My husband says that it's all over the motocycle forums he visits. LOL! Instead of analyzing the game, they're analyzing the boob! lmao!! As for Kid Rock, he should know better than to put a hole in the American flag so he can wear it. The display with the girls holding them on a poles was more respectful, but it doesn't get me upset. I know he meant well.

Paul, Wild Turkey" *cough*cough*deep breath* LOL! Couldn't ya find any stump water to drink? lol! Cheers mate!

Happy Birthday Naty!

Some people have their asses up in the air about an exposed breast, or patriotism shown in an inproper way. The following story, IMO, is a REAL issue of what needs to be looked at here in America. THIS is what people should be outraged about. This sort of thing happens all over the US as a way of "celebrating" when a sports team wins. WTF?? In my world, celebrating doesn't cause harm to people or their property. Tom Brady, the Pats QB, even said "Don't tear the city up to bad before we get there for the parade." Guess they didn't take his advice.

BOSTON -- New England Patriots fans turned rowdy after their team's Super Bowl victory, flipping cars and lighting small fires as thousands swarmed the streets. One person was killed when an allegedly drunken driver backed his sport utility vehicle into a group of revelers.

In Kenmore Square, near Boston University, college-aged fans thronged the streets around garbage fires Sunday night. A local television station reported that one of its vans was vandalized, and the crew had to be escorted from the area by police.

Across town near Northeastern University, fans flipped about a half dozen cars.

An SUV struck several people early Monday, killing James Grabowski, 21, of West Newbury, and injuring three others, one critically. The SUV was stuck in a crowd of revelers when the driver put the car in reverse, then shifted into forward, striking pedestrians and a police officer, authorities said.

Grabowski was the son of State Police Capt. Daniel Grabowski. The family had no comment Monday.

The driver, Stanley Filoma, 24, of Boston, was arrested a short distance away. He was arraigned Monday on charges including vehicular homicide while operating under the influence. Bail was set at $10,000.

Filoma was over the legal limit when he was given a breath test three hours after he was stopped, district attorney spokesman David Procopio said.

Filoma's lawyer, Steven Sack, didn't return a call.

In the city's busy Allston neighborhood, which is home to many students and has many bars and nightclubs, firefighters hosed down revelers to disperse the crowd. Temperatures were in the mid-20s.

Three people were arrested, police said. Crowds dispersed by about 1:30 a.m.

At the University of Massachusetts-Amherst, police in riot gear cleared a crowd of hundreds of fans after they set a fire and refused to disperse. There were no reports of trouble at the University of Rhode Island and the University of New Hampshire, where violence broke out after Red Sox playoff games last fall.

Graham, thanks for the SB commercial link. Now I can watch the Budweiser Clydesdale Donkey over & over again!! lmao!!!! Man, that's just tooooo funny!!

Not offended - 2

Offended - 0

Austin, I saw the picture at The Bone web link TomSr posted earlier.

Mikey, love the cartoon! Each toe!! lmao!!!

Graham, go ahead and get it over with man! Post that post!

JS JS, I think the movie Troy is coming out in May.