Damn, just when it starts getting fun I have to go to work.

Sharon, hey!! How ya been?

Anibur, you girls need to get yer bums back in here! lol!

Gassy Short Guy (TFG), sorry, I couldn't resist. LOL! I have a daughter your age. We like a lot of the same music, but when it comes to her psudo punk bands, I run like a girl! lol! I love that there are so many age groups here as Satch fans.

ethn, your post at 4:33 pm was funny as hell man!

Clarky, barb the hoop!! ROTF(back against the wall, of course) LMAO!!!

Mikey, if I walked into a store and said I wanted to look at a kneekon **nothing but tumble weeds blowing by** LOL!! I bet it's so satisfying when your friend gets a really good clear shot. Macro closeups with a fish eye lens must make for some killer pictures at the bottom of the ocean! I used to take some pretty good pics with my Minolta, but I forgot how to use it like I used to. I went through a lot of bad pictures to get some good ones too! lol! After I had my daughter, I kinda lost the time for all my hobbies. I really should get back into photography. ha! Now repeat after me - I'm just a Bill, yes I'm only a Bill, and I'm sittin' here on Capitol Hill. lmao!!

mari, I don't know what your blow-out was about, but we all have them. Don't beat yourself up for having a bad day. I don't know if it was the disagreement between PhryDom and myself that set you off, but stuff like that happens all the time. He stated his opinion, I stated mine. No reason for anyone to leave or get crazy. I also had an arguement with YODA a bit ago, FOR WHICH I APOLOGIZE. I initially didn't understand where he was coming from, and I overrreacted. NEIL MORGAN, I'M SORRY. The one thing here at T2J is that there are a lot of different people who have a lot of different ideas. We all have bad days, and when we do, sometimes we lash out when we disagree with something someone has said. I've never edited anything I have said in any of my posts to take back something I've said. I leave it there because that is the way I felt at that moment, and if it's so bad that I regret writing it, then I should have never wrote it in the first place, and the embarrassment is mine as long as this site lasts. If I have a change of heart, I post it in a later post, but if it's written, it stays. Sometimes I'm an ass, and sometimes I really make sense. lol! I don't mean this for you specifically, but it fits the posts over the last few hours, so I'll say it. If you can't post something under your own name, or post something so nasty that you return to remove later, then it shouldn't be said in the first place. Like I said, I don't know what you posted when you were angry, but it happens. Thanks for apologizing. That shows you have a good heart :) This is a fantastic place, and it's usually always fun to come here and read the posts, but every once in a while, it's not. Like my dear old mum always says ~ shit happens.

mick, Where's my party hat?? HAPPY 555!!! lol!

Benny, yes I said what I said and I did get nasty. I really don't want to get into it again. I thought what he said (the 13 yr. old remark) was pretty insensitive and chauvinistic (which is my opinion to his opinion). I'm sure he didn't like what I said either. I thought what he said was totally out of line. It was a disagreement, and it's OVER. Let's just let go at that. It's getting old.

Clarky, you crazy! lmao!! Electrifying the hoop ~ EEK!

No more wire hangers...EVER!!!!

yeah, different movie, but same affliction. lol!

TomSr, Mommy Dearest :) Sickest movie ever, but like Paul said, it's a look at the damage some people really do to their children.

Tastey, hey fatty, email me - shelg64@hotmail.com

Graham, yes, I did see that commercial already. lol!

mick...I'll never forgive you for that! lol! She's gonna get blue hair dye all over MY hat!

dragonchild, that would make us shockingly good. lol! Did somebody say...wood? lmao!

Mikey, just like Pokemon & YuGiOh (sp?) trading cards and all that other crap. Do you guys have that in Japan? Utter crap, but the kids love it. Cha-ching!!

Benny, No worries :)

Julie, you're fired! ha! I love that! I missed it tonight & last week. Who got canned?

Julie, cool! The girls are finally getting the axe now. lmao! I have to watch it next week - just to see the hand. lol! The best so far IMO was Sam getting fired. Trump told him 3 times, and Sam just sat there and stared at him. ha! That was priceless. It gives me the creeps just thinking about it. lol!

JOE, I love ya man!!! lol!

ha! That was fun!

Funny you ask - my first swing was something like 495! I was thinking 'wow, this is easy' - then I missed the next 4 swings! LOL!! I think I did it about 10 times and my highest was 533 or something? How about you? I have to try some more and see how far I can get. lol!

C'mon Neil! I got 534, 531.6, 556.5, and 520! Not all in a row, but I did get it - and I wrote it down just for you. lol! My lowest was around 160, but I can't get it under that. I think it's harder to get it in the lower numbers that the higher ones. lol!

C'mon girls, SWING! lol!

TomSr, whooo! The highest score - but Tastey got it too - but you got it first - but Tastey got it to. LOL!

Swing batter, batter, batter, batter! lol!

Mikey, just look at it's devious little eyes. It wants to be hit, so hit it hard! lmao!

Neil, you're improving!

Julie, Clarky's music is amazing!

My husband - "hi honey, what did you do today?" Me - "I beat the crap out of a penguin all morning...oh, and I ran the dishwasher..."

First try on the short people game - I hurt 47 of the llittle buggers. I was having fun throwing them over the my head just for the hell of it ;-) lol!

Neil, ha! ha! Practice makes perfect! lmao!

mick, since you can't seem to make it to the 588 club *cough* loser* cough*, maybe you can make it in the under one-fitty club. I scored a mere 148.4!! Top that...errr, I mean bottom that!! As for Granola's green hair - yes, I see her point. I was thinking of dyeing my hair green just the other day. It matches my winter complexion. Now give us our Snack Pack Pudding before it gets ugly in here! Mike knows some swear words in Japanese! I'll make him call you something really ugly if you don't give it up! I want a spoon too! Don't try to fool me with no spork! Mike'll have his on the rocks! In his garden! Where he practices his Japanese swear words for vermin just like you! PUDDING WITHHOLDER!!

dragonchild, The drain pipe is still frozen outside, but since the rain spout isn't in the pipe, it won't back up into the house :) As for the electric chastity belt, I'm married to an electrician! ;-D LOL!! He knows his way around a fusebox! LOL!

Joeman9, you keep that up, you're going to go blind! Put the monkey down and walk away!

Mikey, if I ask my husband if he whacked the penguin...well... there would be no way he would answer me properly. LOL!!

dragonchild, I installed it after, but I seems to have a lot of power outtages...LOL! ;-)

mick, o.k., it's obvious you've been whacking the penguin a bit to much. I also have a native Irish-German Victory Dance, but I wear clogs and a Power Ranger suit (pink) when I do it, so back that ass up! As for my winter skin complexion, it's kind of transparent white. It helps with my stealth way of life. What kind of nancy are you - Vanilla Swirl Chocolate Snack Packs?? Do you have your hair in an up-doo or a braid when your eating that? I want straight up chocolate, not some frilly wanna-be Michael Jackson am I brown or white kinda pudding! You know what they say, the darker the pudding, the sweeter the spoon. Yeah, you know it Mr Pudding Withholder of the East West Central Southernmost Northern region! First you give my party hat to Granola, then you withhold my pudding. I know pure EEE-vil when I see it. RUN CHILDREN! SAVE YOURSELVES! I will stay behind and battle the beast!

ha! I'm out of the loop on the chocolate fish thang. Are they chocolate starfish? Throw that link back up here so I can fry some too.

mick, are you playing the part of 'vibro egg'?? lmao!

http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/egg.htm

I bet you have curlers in your hair (the pink spongy ones), and you hold your spoon with your pinky extended too! Fool, don't you know there is more pudding to be found in the schoolyard at lunchtime! Rookie pudding theif that you are, I ask you this...do you lick the lid, or scrape it with your spoon, and do you pull the lid completely off or let it hang. This will tell me if you're a real pudding connoiseur, or just a punk pudding criminal. As for the vanilla being the extra kick - I bet you mix your whiskey with kool-aid!

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mari, wow man, you must really love to drive! lol! You go to a LOT of shows! I think I've heard of that place in Deleware, but I've never been there. Hey, here's a blast from the past - I came across an old ticket stub from 1982 when my husband (then boyfriend) and I saw Rush (my first time). The grand total price of the ticket - a whopping $9.00!!!

Joeman9, is Joe cool?? Dude, he is one of the coolest, most sweetest, funny, down to earth, humble guys you ever want to meet! Read some of the reviews from the road page. There are some stories there about how people feel about meeting Joe before & after the shows. There are also a few group pictures of some of us T2J'ers there too. Joe is truely someone we can all look up to. He's the best! I hope you get to meet him someday.

SupaaDave, a few years ago we were having a nasty thunderstorm. I was walking towards the kitchen when the transformer blew on the pole out back. I saw this huge BOOM (yes, I seen, heard, and felt it) come from outside, and needless to say, I dropped the F-bomb about 10 times before I realized what had happened. Scared me & the kids half to death! lol! The worst was last year on Christmas Day, a snow storm took the electric out for 11 hours! Talk about being bummed out! It was Christmas Day!! (tell your kids that one! lol!) We had a gas stove, so at least we got to warm up some food for dinner. Here at the new house we have an electric stove, which I hate. If the electricity goes, we got nuthin'! lol!

mick, One of your 17 wives? You'd be lucky if you had 17 cats! lmao! Look Spanky, Bill Cosby is the king of Jello Pudding! Don't make me call him and send Fat Albert and the gang out looking for you, cause I'll do it! Pudding of the pure persuasion is purely pee-pee-ca-ca! It's the swirl that contaminates the purity of the pudding, not the aloonimum, uh, aloonanum, err, the foil lid!! Think man! The foil hat I have on my cats block the CIA and FBI from reading their little kitty thoughts! Foil is GOOD! Plus it keeps my chicken nice and moist :)

As for Stewart, he's joined the Foreign Legion. No seriously, he likes sun bathing while sipping gin & juice with his bro Moe. He's down like dat...yo. I have to get him to stop opening up the door and yelling down the street "where my bitches at!" That Stewart. He's such a character.

Mikey, after one game and a lot of injured fish, I think I'll go back to beating the crap out of the penguin. LOL!

Mikey, I just saved 21 fish with my cat Moey sitting here at the monitor, but he wouldn't take his eyes off my piece of lemon pie! When he reached his hand out to snag some, I got distracted and the last fishy fried. My cat is a fish killing pie stealer! mmmmm, pie! lol! At least the fish say Thank you when you throw them back in.

mari, you're a brave soul. The only show I ever went to "alone" was the Godsmack show i took my daughter to in November. It was here in the city, so it was an easy drive. I don't have the balls to drive that far in unknown territory by myself. You go girl!

I was looking at the tour pictures earlier. Joe has some pretty good t-shirts he wore on this tour. Two of my favs are "Draft beer, not people" and Sex Instructor". lmao!!! I have soooo much to say on that one, but I'll just sit here with a huge grin on my face instead. LOL!!

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Joeman9, this is like one big family! The coolest place on the net!