JBlaze, I'm here man, settle down. lol! I'm reading it all, just not writing.

Death Cube K, sent that link straight to my neices bf. We nicknamed him "piehumper" after her took home 4 leftover pies last Thanksgiving. LOL! He'll never live that one down.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

They moo Stu because he has a fondness for cows :)

Narface, the worst ~ orange juice after brushing your teeth!! ACK!!!

drafter37, reminds me of one of my wasted chef episodes. I made an egg sandwich with spaghetti sauce on top & garlic salt (maybe it was g. powder?). It was the best thing I ever ate!! I tryed it again when I was straight and it was awful! lmao!! I still remember how good it was that night though...

Cheez-Its & milk? Um, no thanks. However, I do have a box of Cheese-Its at my left hand, and a glass of wine at my right hand. Now THAT'S a good combination! 240 mg of sodium per 27 crackers. My Ass Become Wide :)

locust7, that sounds NASTY! I'll take your word for it.

Whojacq, at least their not calling you...m'am. That one stings.

Hey Dave, mind if I call you Dave? lol!

Mr Nick, I've had a Honda Civic for 13 years and spent less money on it and time at the garage than my in-laws spend on their Fords in the first 3 yrs. they owned them. Love my Honda!

LMAO! Hey Dave, wouldn't it have been great if it was JOE shaking a box of Fruit Loops in your face at 6:30 am and yelling "wake up Dave, I'm hungry!" LOL!!

I took my kids and 2 of my daughters friends to see a laser show last night. It was "rock" music. Hendrix, Zeppelin, The Beatles, P. Floyd...anyways, at the end of the show, the guy said if we had any suggestions for another show or any songs we would like to hear, we should let him know. I HAD to go over and talk to him. I asked him if he ever heard Joe Satriani and he said YES! 2 points for him! I asked him if he could put together a show with the likes of Satriani, Vai, J. Beck, Dream Theater - like an instrumental show. He said he might be able to do that, then he said "you mean like a slow, mellow show." NOOO, I mean like a Devils Slide, The Dance Of Eternity rip your face off show! lol! I think I would have to put together a setlist or something for the guy so he knows what I mean. I sat there the whole time thinking how cool those 2 songs would be set to laser. I doubt if the guy took me all that seriously (they do what they want anyway), but I think I might try to find an email address and send a list his way. He said new shows would start in January, and wouldn't it be cool if even one Satch song made the list!

We ARE Totally Satchurated!!

edit: Anybody have suggestions for a laser show? Help me out. It can only be about an hour long. I'm thinking I could end the list woth Frankenstein by the Edgar Winter Group :)

anibur, unfortunately, when I say Joe Satriani most ppl. say "who?", so when I say it and somebody says "yeah, I've heard of him" I get happy :) I think alot of ppl. have heard his music but don't know who the artist is. I get strange looks sometimes when I wear my Satch shirts, especially the newest S.B.M. shirt. I think at first glance, ppl. think I'm wearing a unibomber shirt. Maybe somebody else can explain better who he is. Ted Kazinski (I'm probably way off) who mailed package bombs. Not a nice guy - but we all know Joe is nothing like him (except they both wear hoodys -hooded sweatshirts- & they pee standing up). I've run into a few ppl. who remember Joe from the 80's, but didn't know he was still putting out music. HA! Not only is he putting it out, he's killin' it!! (that's a good thing).

JBlaze, my Husband 1.0 isn't running today. NASCAR 4.0 & NFL 5.0 have shut him down for the day. He's in Sleeper Mode. lol! I think I'll order Take-Out 1.0 and see if I can get the system running again :)

anibur, sometimes you even get those "Joe Sandioni? What does he sing?" people. LOL!! I get so giddy when somebody says "Yeah, Satriani is good" but sometimes that's followed by "Kirk Hammett tought him everything he knows!". LMAO!!

Sharon, this is sooo funny. When I said Joe was shaking Fruit Loops in his face, I meant a box of breakfast cereal. However, I agree with you, anything Joe wants to shake in my direction would be o.k. too. LOL!!!!!

Ovation1, wish I could play Joe's music at work. That would be sooo cool. Instead we have to listen to whatever stuff is piped in through satellite radio. Some days it's not to bad, but some days I'd rather stick hot nails in my eardrums. Thanks for the suggestions for the show.

r6rocker, I remember those satin suits. LOL! Wonder if JOE ever wore one?

Dave, how bout we just wear our Satch shirts and parade around in out underwear to get ppl's. attention. LOL! I have Satch IN my car, ON my car, IN my house, IN my locker at work, IN my bag I carry at work - hell, I even gave pictures of me & Joe to my family & friends so he can be displayed in their houses too! At this point, I'm almost stalkerish! If you really want to get crazy, go to www.stickerjunkie.com & get some Satch stickers made up and stick them on everything in site! lol! And NO, I haven't done that yet, but it has crossed my mind. lol! It's not only Joe's music that means that much to me, it's Joe as a person. Anyone who's ever met him can testify that he is warm, kind, humble, ect....just a fantastic human being. His music is an extra added bonus :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOOGIE!!!

anibur~ suuuure, absolutely. That's what we meant. LOL!!!

Kell, Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they never cease to be amused.

I crack my damn self up sometimes! Laughter is the best medicine in the world. I always say I'm here to entertain myself. If I can entertain others on my journey, then I'm happy!

Dave, are you from MN? Does that mean you have that wild accent that most Minnesotinites (ha!) do? To me, almost everybody has an accent. NY, Boston, MN, TX, all southern states, out west they say orrange (I say arnge - lol), even Philly pholks have an accent. O.k., is it soda or pop? lol! First time I heard my friend from Iowa say pop I almost wet myself. 1950what? I love the diversity we all have. It's so much fun to see everybody come together in this little box on my desk. Let's all hold hands and sing Kum-By-Ya (how the hell do you spell that?) lmao!!!

I'm having entirely tooooo much fun here.....

Heeeeeey Joe, stay away from the Fruit Loops man. People are having wierd visions of you with Fruit Loops! Stay away from the beakfast cereal!!!

Dave, I was with ya all the way up the the polka music. ha! That's like the happiest, bounciest, craziest music out there. THOSE are the people our children should be afraid of, not Marilyn Manson & Rob Zombie!! lmao!! We have alot of Pennsylvania Dutch ppl. here, but thankfully, I don't have that accent. lol! They say things like donn (down), Sundee, Mondee, Tuesdee (s'up wit dat?), arn (iron), caahs (cows). It's funny - even my mom talks like that. I always goof "araand" and use the phrase "a-bot an R", which means about an hour. In a-bot an R I'll take a shar. Figure that one out. LOL!!

Austin, people who don't think they have an accent always do. lol! I've been asked if I was from the NY/NJ area already. Maybe cuz I use words like tawk? LOL! ~~~ Thanks for the Matt/Jeff conversation. Matt was having fun at the Tweeter in NJ when they were there. It makes touring so much easier when everybody gels.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

This is getting silly.... LOL!

Phyr. D., sorry. I totally missed it. Yesterday was a looong day, so I just scanned the posts for my name when I got home from work at 10 pm. Thanks.

JBlaze, I've been doing that for years ~ with & without toothpaste :)

r6rocker, what's a gumboil? lmao!!! Gotta love these wonderful tidbits from our elders. My grandpop was a pretty funny guy. He'd rub his belly and say "ohhh, my aching ovaries!" LOL! Now you know my insanity is hereditary :)

Naty, why so down?

Clarky, forget the tight pants. To sound like Geddy, try vice-grips. *ouch* Now - step 1 - pick up toothpaste. LOL!!

Do you think Joe knows what a gumboil is? Bet Matt knows. lol! He seems like the gumboil type. Somebody splain this to me. It sure is a funny word! Everybody say it out loud... gumboil......

I Am Become Gumboil

Punkdude75, I was listening to Joe in my car on the way home from work, but earlier today I was listening to Muddle of Pudd...errrr, I mean Puddle of Mudd. LOL! I like Disturbed, but I like Drowning Pool better. We got those 2 cd's around the same time and I always favored DP - but I really dig the Disturbed cover. It's a real shame the singer from DP died :( Sinner is a GREAT cd! First time I heard it I was like "whoa! I have to get this cd!". It was at my neice's 16th b-day party. Somebody put the cd on and within the first 2 minutes I yelled "MOSH PIT!!!" My nephew, who was 24 at the time started yelling to the girls, who were gathered in a group, it's time for the pit. A few of them were brave enough to join in. OMG it was soo funny! Yeah man, the bodies were hitting the floor in no time. LOL!!

This is good. Sorry Austin, I'm to retarded to make it an actual link (I know, you tryed to teach us) so copy & paste it.

guitarzbabe ~ who pissed in your corn flakes? Here's a BIG tip for ya girl, if my posts have a tendency to light yer britches on fire, DON'T READ THEM!! I don't care what you think of me or my posts, however, I did enjoy having a good belly laugh at your twisted sense virtues. lmao!! That's a real knee-slapper! Do yourself a favor and just skip over my trampy (ROTFLAMO!!!) posts from now on. God forbid Dave might wake up to Lucky Charms instead of Fruit Loops next time and get you all upset again. LOL!!

Anibur, glad you found my post on FRUIT LOOPS educational :)

PhryDom, Dragonchild, Naty & Austin ~ thanks!