Fridge E N, we already have Dave Mc, do you want to be called Plain Dave, Dave Dominant, Rainy Day Dave?? Pick something :)

Whojacqaslappy - you fuuunny!! lmao!!

Ovation, we should all set up video cameras in front of our tv's and aim them at ourselves, then pop in LISF and see what happens. That would be a good laugh! I make the same faces and head movements, and I bang on stuff when I'm listening to Joe in my car. Only difference is, I don't throw my hand over my mouth and swear when I see Joe do some badass move on his ChromeBoy. Joe on DVD is PRICELESS!

Whojacj, almost forgot - congrats on the bigger & better things in your life :)

Phrige Gee In, call me anything you want, just don't call me late for dinner. lol! So it's Watkinson, huh? Could call you Watty, but that rhymes with squatty. No good. We could call you D. Dubbya, but that sounds to much like G. Dubbya, and ppl. might start calling you Mr President. Can't have that. We could shorten your nic down to Phridge. That would be phat, but not Phat Phridge. Err, how bout Watsonkin? Nah, I think that's Sherlock's distant cousin. Ahhh, might as well just leave it as it is ;-)

Geez man, why ain't I in bed yet?

Edit** Whojacj?? Sounds like I was thinking Whojacjewup er sumtin? lol! sorry!

Hey Rich, Happy 100, 150, 200, 250, 300, 350, and even Happy 351 :-)

My favorite song to drive to is Through the Never by Metallica. It makes me feel like Speed Racer! lol! How many ppl. just had the words "go Speed, go!' cross their minds? LOL! Oh well, I did :) My fav. Satch song for driving is The Extremist :) Gotta watch my speed though. Around here, if I'm doing 50 mph I'm speeding. lol! It's dangerous music mon!

Totally off topic here, but the police just put a man in custody who was driving a white mini-van and fits the description of the shooter who's been terrorizing the D.C., Maryland, Virginia area. Man I hope they got the right guy. Go to www.cnn.com for more news.

Ya know, the other day I was thinking.....

then my head started to hurt so I stopped.

Mornin' peeps!

JBlaze, my guess is that you haven't switched to decafe yet. LOL!! But then again, I'm feeling like such a turtle today. Turtle, turtle. :)

JBlaze, the pernt?? rotflmao!! I'd say that's a good pernt right there! LOL!

For those of you who have no idea what we're talking about - he spelled point wrong, and that's the pernt of this conversation. lol!

Non-alcoholic beer is one thing I'll NEVER understand. lol!! ACK!!

um, Austin, good luck on the test you've already taken. lol! I must have missed the first post, but I hope you did well. You're a smart cookie. You should pass with flying colors! As for your question "why are women so confusing" - we're born that way. We're very complicated creatures. Tip #1, don't try to solve a womans problem. She probably just wants you to listen and possibly console her. Tip #2, we're always right. LOL! O.k., o.k., so #2 might not ALways be true...

Why has "The Phone Call" suddenly started playing in my head???

Well, since I confused everyone with a rim-shot, what do you call this ~ ba-dum-bum-pssst ~ three drum hits and a symbol? It's what I meant in the first place.

Congrats Nick Lee! Werd to yo momma!

JBlaze, that's not funny...being that I'm STILL using dial-up. lol! Cable costs $20. more a month!

Austin, women will always be confusing ;-)

Holy geez, YaYo lost his cookies!!! My condolences on your cookielessness.

Jblaze, ha! No thanks, I'm trying to cut down. LOL!

HI JOE!!

JBlaze, if I wore a patch for everything I was addicted to, I'd look like walking bubble wrap!!! lol!

Ovation, I'm gonna steer clear of your SOTD. LOL!! Some ppl can't take a joke. Although, since it didn't come from ME, I'm sure there will be no fuss. I had a good laugh when I read it too.

r6rocker, consider yourself put in a headlock and nuggied! LOL! Although I must say, you were very accurate with the blah, blah, blah. lmao!!!!

Dragonchild, get some rest. You probably started to hyperventilate from all the stress and passed out. Did it ever happen before? It might not be a bad idea to mention it to your doctor next time you go.

Jblaze, keep your hands clappin' brutha! Leave my bubble wrap alone! lmao!!!

Sad day in Shellville. I'm all out of peanut butter :(

Phy3, congrats. Ya look lovely!

Four pages ~ to much fun.

JBlaze, c'mon!!! A new house, or staying connected to us? Um, o.k., I see your point. I understand and support you now. lol! As for the PB, I got a new jar yesterday so I'm all better now : )

JBlaze, ya gotta do what ya gotta do, and yes, you could always log in from headquarters. LOL!

I was poking around on the net over the weekend and found a very interesting site. I found it hysterical (although a few things on it were even to much for me), and those of you with a twisted sense of humor like me will enjoy it, but if your EASILY offended, stay here where it's safe & warm. If you do choose to check out the site and think it's the worse thing going, don't tell me. I told ya not to go if your all poo-poo la-de-da. LOL! The site is www.tshirthell.com. I even got a new email address. They have a bunch you pick from. I was ROLLING with tears streaming down my face when I read what was available. You can have your very own free mail account like Bob@DaddysBeenABadGirl.com. You can find me at Shelly@RetardsRule.com. Yes, fitting, I know :) If anybody takes offence to it, remember, I didn't ask your opinion, so keep it to yourself. I'd appreciate it. Just having some fun, which, I admit, is totally in bad taste this time around. lol!

Snap a cheese! ROTF!! That's a "fist pounding, stomach holding, tears in my eyes, thank God I wasn't drinking anything when I read that" kinda post! LOL!!! Thanks for the laugh Benny!!

Yayo, I was disco Stu too ~ and I hate disco!!

Eva, congrats on your third place win!! Way to go!

JBlaze, good God y'all, no fromunda cheese please!!! ACK!! I got the chills!! lol!!

Actually, my fav kind of cheese is melted mozzarella. lol! My VERY fav kind of cheese isn't even really cheese at all, it's Cheez-It crackers! lol!! The worst kind is Blue Cheese. My 7th grade science teacher gave each of us extra credit if we would tase it after he explained about it's mold content (or whatever it was that made it so gross). That was the last time I ate it. It was like eating a crayon (if I ever was to eat a crayon that is). lol!! Any food with the word BLUE in it just isn't right! LOL!!

Now JOE in blue would be a good thing right about now.....

Sharon, I hope it all works out for the best with your doggie dilemma. The guy still needs to be punished though IMO. Even if it's something as small as not being able to attend any show functions, action needs to be taken.

Dyer, I agree. It's so funny how somebody will say one thing, and next thing you know, everyone is thinking about cheese.....LOL!!! I love it! lol!

Eva, foosball is a game played on a small table. It has poles going through it with little "soccer" men attached to the poles. The object of the game is to use the handles (the ends of the poles sticking out of the sides of the table) to hit a small ball back & forth with the little soccer figures and score a goal in the other players goal slot.

In the United States, at the age of 18 a person can go to war and fight for AND possibly die for their country, but that same person in Medina, MN can't get in to see Joe Satriani play his guitar.

21+ shows suck for the kids who are 17 & under with adult supervision, but they REALLY suck for the kids who are between 18 & 20!! These are the same kids who, when arrested on a misdemeanor charge, can be put in jail with hardened criminals ~ but they can't get into a show and see Joe Satriani play his guitar. Go to war ~ go to jail ~ but CAN'T go to see Joe. It boggles my mind.

BIZARRE, isn't it?

I know Joe & the band don't like 21+ shows, but why do they come up every tour? I guess Joe does what he can to stay out of these places, but sometimes it's not in his control, and that sucks too!