Good Morning Peeps.

Sorry I have not been about, been very busy. I know..... I know I should make time.....

Satriella, I am with you on the One Robots Dream vid comp, It is unfair, However it would not make that much of a difference to me as I am still on Slow, Shi*ty, Old dial up internet and would not be able to surpport putting a vidio on there. I realy need to get BB set up on my PC my dad's is just not good for it.

I have my works Christmas doo tonight, still unsure on weather to wear a tux or not....?

Joe..... How about a Christmas album with Vai...... That would be fun, an Instrumental version.......

Advert..... "Joe Satriani and Steve Vai Play All Your Christmas Classic's On One CD"........12 Days of Christmas, Sarry Night (Hummm), Jingle Bells, Silent Night....ext.....LOL

Satriella, Christmas do was carzy thanks, did not wear my tux just stuck to a pants and shirt....

The little black dots are Fret markers, It can make it easyer for a player to locate notes quicker and makes it a bit easyer to find your way around the neck.....

Joe...... Do you ever use different grade Strings? if so you you notice much of a diffirence?.

Hey Joe, Thank you....... Do you stick to 0.9's live? have you ever used 0.8's. I find its like playing with cotton.

Hey Satriella...... Sorry about that must have been still drunk..... I ment Crazy..... Pants i ment as in shirt and suit pants.... The lines are the Frets the dots are the markers, As Joe said help inf your ways around.

Satriella........ The reson for the fret with 2 markers is so that you know straight away you are at the 12fret without thinking about. All so all the notes on the 12th fret are an octave above the open string notes ie...... bottom E string open note (E) is the same note as playing bottom string (E) note on the 12th Fret.. its just an octave higher......

If anybody can explain it a bit better please do........

Dave x

Good Morning Peeps.

Satriella.................. Cool No probs.

AussieRGerman.......... As long as the Alan Key fits and it dose not slip of cross thred in any way, any key should be fine to use.

Jeff Bob...... Welcome to the Inner world of Joe Satriani, where Magic can happen.

JOE RULES.......

Joe........... Just a quick one, Why did you miss out Ten Words on the UK section of the tour?....... Maybe I should have shouted for it....

Go on Joe, You Movie star. The film will be a box office hit with you in it. did you pick the band you are playing with?.

Good Morning Peeps......

A Big Merry Christmas To Joe and All At Satch.com

Happy B-Day Jeff.............

Hi All sorry I have not been about over Christmas its been crazy, I am only just starting to come round....

Merry Christmas One and All.

Hey peeps ................

A Big Happy New Year From me and every body here at the house party I am at........

Joe I hope you have the best new year.

All the best And All My Love,

Dave XXXXX

YES...... And I was the first on here in the new year........... Yeah Baby......

Love You All,

Hey Joe....

Back To Shalla-Bal......... Do you refer to the Empress of Zenn-La, Lover of Norrin Radd that later became the Silver Surfer. And when he returned to Zenn-La and gave some of his Cosmic Power to Shalla-Bal to restore the life of Zenn-La?

A Big Happy New Year To You And Your Family

Good Morning One And All.....

Hey Joe....

Back To Shalla-Bal......... Do you refer to the Empress of Zenn-La, Lover of Norrin Radd that later became the Silver Surfer. And when he returned to Zenn-La and gave some of his Cosmic Power to Shalla-Bal to restore the life of Zenn-La?

Satriella....... Think yourself lucky, I can't even get on here at home....... Well I can but it would take me all night to select each page and wait for it to load up :-( Got my dad live's in the dark age's.............. But only my self to blame if i pulled my finger out I could sort B.Band out on my machine....

Hey Peeps.

A Silver Surfer movie is being made.............. Yeah Baby.

Joe...... You Must Be In It.........That Would be So Cool.

I Think its going to be called:

Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer

Good Morning Peeps,

How are we all today?

Hey peeps,

Dose anybody have a picture of the Steve Vai Logo?

Good Morning Peeps,

Happy Birthday Kayla....

How are we all today........ This week has flew by anybody else think?, Yeah I am off th Austria in Feb doing a bit of Snowboarding while I am there I think. Anybody got any holiday plans?

Happy Monday Morning Peeps.

Good Morning Peeps,

I think Webmaster John must be on holiday, there has been no updates for a while...............

Sssshhhhhhh . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Wind,

Good Morning,

Ooooo A new Guitarist for G3.............and new tour dates..... Lets hope the UK is in there somewhere.

How are we all this fine snowy morning?.

Good Morning Satch Landers,

How are we all today? I am full of a god dam cold..... :-(

Hummm..... EVH coming back by signing with Fender, Webmaster saying something about a new guitarist for G3......... Hummmm Could it be?..........

I still think it suck's that the U.K peeps can not win the One Robots Dream vidio contest....... Also the Prize, the DVD I should think and Hope that 99.9% of peeps already have it.....

Good Morning Satchlanders,

How are we all today?,

I can't decide if it is good thing having Paul G on G3, Don't get me wrong he is a fantastic player I just dont think he cut's it over Vai, I guess Vai must have other things planed.......

I am of to Austria a week on Sat doing so Boarding, Thank God they are at last getting some snow.

Got my new Vai Tattoo last week, it is healing nicely. My Satch one will done when I get back off my hol.

Will post some pic's when I get the chance.

Stay Safe All......

Dave x

Good Afternoon Satchlanders,

MICHELLE. I will sort somthing out regarding the pic's of my Tattoo's. As my home internet access is limited and I am unable to do anything at work. I will soon be setting myself up a B.Band package so will be able to do it all soon.

I have not had my Satch one done yet, I am waiting until I get back from my hol, (Austria Snowboarding, next Sat) (Yeah Baby).

Will try and get a pic of my Via one on here befor I go thou.

JOE... Nice to see some blue....... I Hope we have not pissed you off in anyway?. Maybe you are busy?, I hope all is well?.

Dave x