Mr Nick
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8. Go Outside
The idea of leaving your workstation may seem a little extreme, but you can perform errands that you normally get parents or spouses to do: grocery shopping, drycleaning, etc. Leaving your dorm room, basement, or above-garage apartment suite, may be risky, but again, the time may afford an effective distraction from your Internet woes. NOTE: Be careful to avoid the sun, because your pasty white skin will not be used to the exposure.
9. Spend Time With Your Spouse
Communicating with your wife or girlfriend may seem like a radical suggestion, but the time investment may offer long-term rewards. Spending any amount of time talking about your "relationship" may free up more Internet time for you later on, when your ADSL or Cable link to the World Wide Web has been restored. WARNING: These will probably be the longest hours of your life.
10. Use Your Emergency AOL Disk
If you find that your connection to the Internet is going to be longer than you can possibly stand, as a last resort, pull out an emergency AOL CD, the one with 910 free hours of connection to the AOL service. Take the CD in one hand...and slash it across your wrist! Suicide will probably be a better alternative than connecting to that service.
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Tue Nov 23 '04 7:42:29 am
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Mr Nick
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go karting in greasy-wet conditions is fun, especially when your light in weight like me, sliding all over the place, and with the rest of the staff on the track too :)
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Sun Dec 5 '04 6:53:49 am
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Joke for you all...
there were these 2 vampire bats living in a cave, and they hadn't had any blood for ages, so, one goes out one night and comes back and his face is covered in blood. the other bat says, 'where did you get all that?' and he says, 'see you that town over? and that tall church tower? well, i hit it'
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Wed Dec 8 '04 2:10:34 pm
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Mr Nick
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joke for you all
an irishman walks into a pub and see's this nice looking lady at the bar. he goes upto, and asks to buy her a drink. she says "no..i'm a lesbian", so the irishman asks which part of lesbian she's from...she replies "no no no, you dont understand, you see that waitress over there, well, i want to pull down her skirt and lick her bum". the irishman thinks a bit..and says "in that case, i must be a lesbian too".
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Sat Jan 8 '05 2:57:21 pm
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Mr Nick
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962..thx for the bday wishes..as for the bass..i'll ask in my local music shop, theres sound control in birmingham, they're quite a big store, so they might have one...but i dont know.
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Sun Jan 9 '05 12:50:25 pm
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stevee t..,what month? damn old age, i cant remember :P
michelle..thx really old woman ;) :P
962..yeah, thats true, perhaps i'll get noticed more that i'm not a snotty nosed spotty teenager :P
zinc master..i like that invisible family joke, and the beer for the road..the eating the clown one is terrible in a joke sort of way :P
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Mon Jan 10 '05 7:11:02 am
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