Clarky - You're a gent

Hi Naty

R6 Rocker - Sunny is usually monster man when he's bad, he eats loo roll, and Sunny Bunny when he's good.

Have a good weekend everybody and sing the Monty Python song.

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life De Do De Do De Do De Do.

Hello everybody. Are we all happy again.

Thank God for that.

Catching up again so here goes.

Dave Mc - Happy Bird Feeding

JS Clone 1 - Happy 200 300 etc etc

Clarky - What dispicable things then?

StuNotBoo - I like EOC too.

Invigor - Let me know what chocolate Fondue is like.

GA60 - Have a good wedding

Did someone mention shredding, in my house this means Sunny has shredded the loo roll again and ate some.

Michelle - Sunny is 18 months old, still a baby really, well adolescent. Some might not believe it but dogs do have adolescence just like us people.

LOL Sharon

It's me again.

Tears In The Rain - Love this song too, it's just not long enough.

Michelle- Are you really coming to England, you do mean the little country across the pond I take it. If you do come here bring your brolly, wellies, waterproof coat, gloves, thermals and just in case the sun shines for a few minutes, sun glasses. Happy 200.

Today I have the flu, boo hoo.

Naty- Went to work today, feeling more lousy now, might not go tomorrow. Tea and choccies I think.

Michelle - What's a Rim Shot?

Andy is learning ZZ's song, he's up in our bedroom playing away now, I'll have to boot him out if I am gonna get any sleep. Poorly girls need sleep.

Nighty night everybody, I'm off to bed.

LOL Sharon.

Dragonchild - Eat before tests, hope you are well now.

Matt congrats on the engagement. It's a good excuse for a party.

Austin - women are supposed to be confusing, it's how we keep you blokes on your toes. Anyway why are men so untidy, why is it when women clean the house, men come home and mess it up. WHY IS THAT THEN.

Michelle - I always eat more chocolate.

Dilemmas - What To Do

Well here is the pickle I am in at the moment. I am a committee member of a Dobermann Breed Club and we held our annual show on Sunday. During the lunchbreak a friend of mine who has a very stubborn but loveable male, decided to put him through his paces but as usual he wasn't that bothered about co-operating. Her boyfriend took the dog outside and according to witnesses, he literally beat the dog up, at one point the dog was on his back and her boyfriend was still lashing out at him. Complaints have been made, statements written up, fees paid and sent off to the Kennel Club who will now act as a judge and jury would. The chap in question will be finished in the world of dogs but at the moment my friend does not know what is about to happen. she isn't aware about the beating as far as I can tell. Here is the dilemma, do I tell my friend what her boyfriend has done and risk being shot as the messenger, or do I stay stum and keep in line with the confidentiality of the committee that I serve.

Michelle - You are right, there is no excuse for cruelty, I do have a strong desire to tell my friend regardless of the consequences, very soon though the sh*t will hit the fan when our Kennel Club gets on the case.

PhygDom - Doggie is OK

I see the sniper has been caught, US people must be relieved.

Local Person - What do you think of the League at the moment, I still don't like it, it's too sick and weird.

No dogs shows this weekend, aah I can have a rest. Probably have to do housework though and then relax with tea and chocolate. Has anybody tried Crunchie dipped in hot tea, mmmmm nice.

LOL Sharon

Hi everybody, is everyone happy.

We've survived the gale force winds this weekend, puts a whole new meaning on hang onto your hat. The squirrell that lives in the tree in our garden is still collecting nuts so he's ok.

Sad to hear that Richard Harris has died, great actor.

Ate the chocolate today.

Phyrdom - have you tried crunchie in tea, go on try it, it's very nice, honest.

Happy Monday's

Clarky - Is it a case of use it or lose it?

with so much knowledge where does the dispicable bit come in.

LOL Sharon

Dyer - Hope you enjoy our little old England, we don't have wind all of the time, mostly rain, if the sun shines we rush outside to remind ourselves what it looks like.

Ha ha.

Have fun

JSClone1 - You can have high collesterol at 18.

Dragonchild - well done on your placing.

On the cheese subject, I like Feta too and good old ordinary cheddar. Can't eat it in the same day as chocolate though, brings on migraines so chocolate wins over cheese.

Well, we still have the rain, hasn't stopped yet I don't think, it's just not fair.

Remember my friend who's boyfriend beat up her dog, well I've told her as much as I dare, another friend told her some more and the balloon has gone up all over the place, she is still my friend though, didn't shoot the messenger and I haven't breached myself with the committee I am on. Jungle drums are going crazy though, stories flying all over the place, there's nowt like doggy folk for gossip. Wish I had a pound for everytime someone has said "Have you heard" this weekend.

Bye for now

Sharon

Mr Nick - Tried simpsons link, my computer said it couldn't find it.

Clarky - Here's supporting your guitar lessons, you seem to be helping a few hopefuls, the simple advice for those not wanting to read is DONT READ.

Naty - Where are you?

JOE when are you gonna mail us?

LOl Sharon

Kinger - ZZ is Joe's son.

Stu Hacking - You got that Halloween story about right. Did anyone get on their broomsticks last night, no, then everyone is still in one piece then. Falling off broomsticks would be a bit painful i guess, wouldn't it be fun though.

R6 - funny stuff ha ha

Naty - nice to hear from you, so sorry about the earthquake. It's on all of our news stations.

On a lighter note - tip of the day = Don't eat yellow snow.

LOL Sharon

McDave - Best wishes to your little un.

R6 - Better prepare yourself for the wife bashing, how much did you spend.

Narface - happy birthdays

Lord Of The Rings - How can anyone knock this movie, it's the bees knees, nothing to touch it, terrific acting, I personally think that little ole Elijah fits the part a treat, great scenery,music,costumes etc etc etc, can't wait for the next one. Going to see Harry Potter too, without kids.

Michelle - broomstick is back in it's box now, too many bruises through falling off, oh well, back to conventional transportation.

LOL Sharon

HEY JOE - Nice to hear from you at last, thought you had forgotten us lot. Are you worn out yet?

R6 - Did the clothes save you from the bashing?

Kinger - Sorry about your job, hope you get another soon.

NJBeast - Happy Birthday.

ODE - R6 - Glucosamine & Chronditin takes time to get working and some people are allergic to the sulphur content, have you ever heard of Magnapulse, this is a gadget you wear on your wrist, looks like a watch and can help with these problems, costs around £30 and they give you your money back if there is no improvement. I'm sure they have a website, shouldn't be too difficult to find.

LOl Sharon

R6 - Magnapulse and all the herbal folks have stands at all the dog shows we go to so we see them all quite a lot and having an old arthritic dog sends you looking for help.

Beautifulsexgoddess - well done on your collection for unicef.

Happy Birthday Avarice

Welcome to the new people now on board, hope you like this site.

On the subject of films that some of us were nattering about earlier, I watched The Green Mile last night, what a great film, bit sad though. 3 hours long, but well worth it.

JOE - send us some more blue, please

Kinger - All my wisdom teeth were removed years ago, two at a time, on one occassion a wasp decided to fly in through the open window, the dentist and her assistant had to chase down and kill this wasp before I would open my mouth. Warm, salty water should help you heal up quickly, don't taste nice but it works.

Right now I'm listening to Santana's new album - Shaman, so far so good, there's one great track on there called Victory Is Won, real humdinger.

Last post for today

Kinger - just read your last bit - good luck on your job interview. Hope it's something you want to do.

How many of us on here are doing what we really, really want.

Tip of the day

Don't stand by angry woman with leg wax in hand. God knows what she might rip off ya.

Can't think of much to post today, bugger.

Made paper aeroplanes at work today, ha ha, mine nosedived.

Local Person - that Ned Evett was pretty good on his fretless guitar, violinists are totally fretless.

Webmaster - It's a nice idea to put webcast on for those who can't get to see Joe re the under 21 thing but it's no consolation for seeing the real thing. This ruling is very unfair and discriminating to say the least. Fortunately in the UK we don't have such restrictions and I was able to bring my 16 year old with me to see Joe, he would have been mortified if he was the only one staying at home.

LOL Sharon

Michelle - Happy 250

Local Person - Happy belated 200

Kinger - Congrats on your new job.

Have a good weekend everyone, Sunny Monster will hopefully be showing his heart out tomorrow about 12pm British Time, send the Satch vibes to me everybody, I'm gonna need it.

Naty - my Sunny Monster is a very amorous young dog you know and I think I have worked it out why, he has some Italian blood in him which probably explains a lot.

Dear All This message goes out to all animal lovers across Satchland. In our doggie paper this week an article appeared re the fur trade from China. It appears German Shepherd Dogs plus other breeds are being bred in the most appalling conditions for their fur which is then being sold to be made into coats plus other items of clothing. Cats are also used in this wicked trade, family pets are also being stolen and are also slaughtered. Animal welfare investigators posting as dealers infiltrated farms and slaughterhouses to witness what went on, they passed on information to the police who raided a cat abattoir where they found thousands of stolen pets about to be killed plus 30,000 pelts.

Here's where you can help, a website has been set up to register your protest in this evil trade which in turn will hopefully make our governments ban the import and trade in products made this way, if there is nowhere to sell the fur, hopefully it will stop. The website address is www.voice4dogs.org

Please, please visit the site, register your protest and help stop this foul and disgusting trade.

Avarice - you're last mail was not funny re pets etc, would you eat your own pets or your famillies pets or skin then and sell their pelts.

This is a serious issue, not one to be taken likely or so flippantly.

Have a heart

Naty - Yes my young dog does have Italian blood in him from one of the top Italian breeders.

Avarice - I'm not going to get angry at your post but treat it with the contempt it deserves.

Local Person - we will be watching Alan Patridge tonight, if we don't forget.

JOE how are you doing, when are you coming back in the house.

Hi Satch fans, haven't been on for a while and have come back to pages and pages of messages, too many to read.

JOE you're music has kept my sanity the last few days, two of my dogs have been very ill, Sunny monster decided to eat his collar which has caused all sorts of problems and my young female collapsed last Saturday for no reason, she has baffled my vet but has slowly recovered. We still don't know what she did but she is on her feet again.

LOL Sharon