Hi everybody, just wading through the mails,

Phygdom - are you going to be a Wizard then, spooky stuff. Don't get tampering with one of those Weejee boards,(I know i've spelt it wrong) Can you conjur up a spell to do my housework please. Ta muchly

Hi Anibur.

JOE are you going off on your holidays when this tour is over, you will certainly have earned one.

wow, just finished sifting through 20 pages of messages, my eyes are now like peeholes in the snow, ha ha

Phygdom - I'm waiting for that housework spell, wow you'll be so popular if you crack it. Ouiji boards = they are a bit spooky, my Gran had one and we always felt she pushed it. You never can tell.

Dragonchild - Love Harry Potter. Countdown now for Lord Of The Rings part 2.

Ya Yo - John Bonham hits if for me.

Rubina V RBSH = It's Rubina of course, what else.

Woodstock Jam - Oh no, bad song Joe, sorry but when this one comes on, it's a race to stop the CD.

LOL Sharon

Forgot to say, Woofer/Sunny Monster is well and back on form, continuing in his winning ways. Thanks to those who asked after him.

JOE you're music is still keeping my head in gear and Sunny monster is taking those red rossettes. You could say "I Believe"

Tears In The Rain v Baroque, oh dear, love them both and what about Brother John, I Believe, The Feeling. Aah - love them all.

Last message today, promise.

At the front of New Blues someone is shouting and my dad says it sounds as though someone is swearing, it does sound that way. Is it the W word?

Hi Joe, you in the house again, we are honoured. We all know how busy you are but couldn't you please please find just 5 minutes to talk to the females on your T2J page. We love your music too you know and you haven't half dropped some luck into my dog showing.

PhygDom - you didn't use your magic wand to get Joe to answer did you, you little tinker.

LGU89 - I've seen Hook too, bought the kids the video ages ago. Funny stuff.

The Fireman - Neil Peart - got to be number 1 drummer.

Ovation - I could add Phil Collins and Chester Thompson and whatever happened to Cozy Powell.

I don't have a worst Joe album, I think it would be easier to find worse songs, don't worry Joe, I don't think there are many, song I dislike most is Woodstock Jam, think I have already mentioned that one. Don't like I am Death either. I wasn't that struck on Midnight until Joe played it live, what a difference it makes. Don't play Woodstock Jam live though Joe, don't think it would make any difference at all, you might look up to find fingers in ears.

Second that question on whether there is going to be a DVD of this tour.

Clarky - didn't realise Cozy Powell was dead.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone who celebrates it, I suppose the UK equivalent is Harvest Festival.

We're off Christmas shopping tomorrow, this will be the first time Andy and i have shopped together for ages, hope there are no arguments. Ladies, you know how the fellas moan if you're too long in the shops. Must go in the Disney shop, oh to be a kid again.

Michelle - my dad used two large picture frames to put loads of family photos in, they are nice to keep especially as a reminder of the changing hair styles and clothing, ha ha.

Hi Anibur.

Hi Naty - just discovered Marsala wine, it's very nice. too good to put in the cooking pot, unless you have some in a glass too.

HI Joe, remember us girls love you just as much as the fellas on here.

Martina - London and Birmingham are good for shopping, hope you have gots lots of energy though and time, so many shops to cover. have fun

R6 - Bet you find Yorkshire chillier than Cambridge, all that wind and rain, chilly chilly.

My Vote Is For Surfing.

AAAH There's a chocolate vote, well how do you vote on this one, so many good bars to choose from, tried most of them. Well I suppose it might have to be Cadbury's Whole Nut. I also like Cadbury's flake bashed up and chucked all over ice cream.

Nuts Whole Hazelnuts, hugh, Cadbury's make them and they cover them with chocolate.

Ovation - what's Julia Child - is it a drink.

Dragonchild - player or non player, if you have a good ear and recognise quality sound you can't go far wrong after all you appreciate probably the best guitar player in the world so I would say that is a good enough stamp of approval.

Michelle - don't worry about knowing the technical guitar stuff, as long as you know about the technicalities of shopping and eating chocolate you will never be cold or hungry.

Nuff said

LGU89 - Happy Birthday

Michelle - hope you have earplugs.

I'm off to do pancakes right this minute, anyone for pancakes.

Hi Satch fans,

Just been browsing through the ticketmaster site, Yngwie Malmsteen has tickets on sale for London at the Mean Fidler on 8th February 2003.

site address is www.tickemaster.co.uk

Bon Jovi also have tickets on sale for next June.

Def Lepard also selling tickets.

Santana has one date, 16th December, London.

Off to work no

LOL Sharon

Naty - I've tried Zabaglione, didn't like it too sickly for me.

The Fireman - condolences to you and your family. Just can't imagine how you feel.

Master Yoda

Crystal Planet vs The Extremist ay, well that's a real toughy, I like them both. I suppose if pushed I would have to go for Crystal Planet, Psycho Monkey is one of my fave tracks.

JOE - do you read all the posts on here or do you just skim through.

LOL Sharon

PhygDom - welcome back. That bloody housework spell hasn't worked at all. Can you giggle it up a bit. I came home from work and the hoovering still hadn't been done and the ironing basket is still full.

Belated vote - Lights of Heaven.

JOE - I know I've asked before but is there going to be a DVD of the SBM tour, surely you wont let this one go without recording it.

HSOB v Mind Storm, for me there is no contest, Mind Storm wins.

Phyg Dom - Traveller is one of my favourites on SBM

Leanna - what about Viggo then, he seems quite a rugged handsome sort of bloke.

Squall - hope Joe's music helps you out, there is much therapy to be had from Joe's playing/writing style. Seems to have a Karma all of it's own.

I vote Karma

Lords 3 Bellydancer 1

Phygdom - dog might be tiring you out but you'll be fitter eventually.

Not long till LOTR, counting down now.

Michelle - I listen to Joe everyday and you're right Joe does help you to get from A to B in a much more peaceful mode.

I think all my Christmas shopping is done, what a nightmare, last week I went into one shop and there were just too many people bustling about in there, I came straight out, we went into the joke shop where they were selling sweets to make your teeth black and other sweets that made your tongue blue amongst other things.

Welcome to new members on the site, it's not a bad place to be.

Sunny monster has his last show of the year tomorrow in good ole Brummie land, it's usually a very nice show, lots of Christmas stuff to spoil your pooches with. PHYDOM, perhaps you ought to come and buy some stuff to keep those doggies of yours busy. I will be looking for a harness to strap Sunny monster to so we can go running together and I can have my hands free.

Have a good weekend everyone, Happy Vacation Joe.

My vote - Starry Night

Can't go to see The Two Towers till Saturday, aaaaaaaaaah.

Message to the runners on this site. I need to buy some trainers to go running in, my old ones are knackered and my shins are starting to hurt. Do the shock absorber ones work or are they just a waste of money.

Ta muchly

R6 - Yes I am running with Sunny monster. He's bloody fast though. Have to stop for breathers. I do stick to the grass except where it is boggy.

My vote - New Blues. Pretty classy track Joe.

LOL Sharon

Afternoon Satch fans.

It's dull and gloomy here in England, lots of crazy decorations on the houses these days.

PhyDom - are you taking up dog sitting then. You'll be so fit after walking all those pooches.

Going to see Two Towers tomorrow, yippee.

I never buy cheesy CD's no matter what time of year.

Hope everyone has a great Christmas, a friend of ours has just been told she doesn't have cancer so she and her family will have a very happy Christmas.

Morning satch fans it's 10.30 UK time and the day is looking grey and dull again.

Saw two towers last night, nearly three hours of great stuff.

Happy holidays everyone.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS SATCH FANS

HAPPY CHRISTMAS JOE & FAMILY

HERE'S WISHING EVERYONE A GREAT DAY.

HAPPY NEW YEAR ONE AND ALL

HOPE IT'S A GOOD ONE

JOE congrats on the nomination, hope you win.

Hi Satch Fans, not been on much lately, flu and stuff. Must get back to running with the sunny monster.

Clarky - Have fun bashing up the cookies, they're not that tasty, just leave the chocolate alone though especially cadbury's.