Brmstone - Don't be alarmed, It is law that venues who put on entertainment should have a license. It is so that premises can be inspected and the proper safety precautions kept up to date. It might seem a bit of a bummer but be assured, the public's safety is first priority. The council's also have to check that the proper insurance liability cover is in place. Just imagine how you would feel if you went to see a performance somewhere and something went wrong and it was because the proprietor had not got the necessary safety procedures in place, you'd be pretty miffed I imagine.

Naty - Crisps are classed as fried potatoes, what I am referring to are the kind that Walker's make, they are very thin but very tasty and with milk chocolate, mmm very nice. Not tried Pizza and chocolate, does it taste nice.

Jelly Man - My other half is classed as tone deaf, he is managing to learn guitar though and he is in tune so it does make me wonder how he could be classed as tone deaf. the mind boggles.

USA - Wow what a snowstorm, how everyone is ok, get your woollies out.

If Joe is to be president of the USA perhaps we should have Ozzy Osbourne as Prime Minister of the UK, interesting combination or what.

Narface - Tickets for the stones here in the Uk go up to £150 for the best seats. If you join the fan club they send you details of how you can spend a couple of days with them for about £2000.00.

Jelly Man- Andy's school teacher told him he was tone deaf.

Clarky - Ozzy in charge of the UK would probably be a whole lot more fun than Tony dumb ass Blair.

Naty - eat potato chips with chocolate.

Michelle - hope you have your warm gear on.

Nighty Night everybody.

Phygdom - You're on here two minutes after me.

Gonna stick a film on now and will probably fall asleep. Not watching United.

Phygdom - corrrection - two minutes before me. It's my age you know. I've realised over the past few days what an advantage being 40 is, I can mess things up and say oh well, it's my age and people accept it. Great stuff. This 40 lark isn't too bad after all.

I am signing off now.

Goodnight Satch Fans/Goodnight Joe.

Silmarien

Hope you're better.

Well, Sunny Monster is doing his thing at Crufts tomorrow, send me the Satch vibe folks, we're gonna need it.

What song shall I hold in my head???????

Afternoon Satch Fans - not been on for a while, just too tired these days.

Read the CNN thing, isn't Joe great, never wanting to stay stuck in a puddle, always willing to try new things and go onwards and upwards.

I've been trying out this Ebay site, gets a bit addictive don't you think. I've managed to get hold of some Joe picks, a guitar mag 1995 with Joe features in it and The Satch Tapes and that's just the UK site, I better not go on Ebay.com, I think Andy will chop off my fingers.

I have to mention this Joe, you might feel flattered. We were discussing bald fellas at work today and I showed some of the ladies a picture of you and well I have to say swooning is the word. They've put you amongst their most desirable sexy bald men list, hope you don't mind.

Happy Birthday Plum Loco

Happy Birthday Jelly Man

Have a good one.

Hi Satch Fans, Hi Joe, can we have more blue please, we all know you're busy but it only takes a few minutes to check out the site each day. I want to know if you're like Olive Oil on the clothes thing, I've noticed on all your photos for this tour you wear the same stuff. Do you have a wardrobe of the same t shirts and the same trousers or does Rubina have to get the washer going each day. for those that can't remember, Olive Oil has a wardrobe full of the same dresses, the only difference is the skirt lengths are different.

Visit us poor souls more often Joe, you know we love you.

Andy is still having his guitar lessons, it's been a few months now, he's learning something called pull offs and something where you bend the strings a bit, that sort of thing.

At the moment I am doing nothing, well I am eating lemon merangue so I suppose that is something.

Invigor - nice photo of Joe.

LOL Sharon

Afternoon Satch Fans, haven't been on for a while, too busy just lately with house and doggy stuff. Been listening to Joe though every day. Hope everyone is happy.

Last week, with the satch tunes raging in my head, Sunny took his third Championship award and was given his Champions title, he beat off competition from nearly 200 Dobes from around the UK. Thank you Joe for your music, I Believed, felt like I was flying in a blue dream and Surfing with the Alien all at the same time.

Afternoon Satch Fans, weather is bloody 'orrible here in the Uk, I'm fed up of rain rain and more blasted rain.

Is it me or is the UK music scene still as boring as ever. Where are all the good bands?

Some friends at work are going to see a band called Thunder soon, they are a rock band apparently and the old gits who are going to see them said they are going to stand on the balcony and will not jump around. It's fun to jump around, especially when Joe is on.

Joe, you are the best, there is no one else, not a man alive to touch those golden fingers. Days are good with Joe and Chocolate in the world.

Nuff said

LOL Sharon

Hi Satch Fans, we're having a bit of a storm over here at the moment, rain is coming down like it's out to get ya.

Michelle - Well done on the packing up smoking thing, a lot of women here who smoke seem to have wrinkly lips as a result of sucking on the old ciggies and have bad skin too.

Hi Satch Fans, hope everyone is well

Just came on to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOE

Hope you got loads of great pressies.

My Andy Pandy is having his birthday today too.

Naty - what's up with Phydom then, if you speak to him send him my best.

Recently got my new dobe puppy, her kennel name is Jowendy Look My Way.

She'll need the Satch vibes when she starts in the show ring later this year.

Where is Joe these days, no blue for ages.

DCK - Speedy recovery to your nephew, does he like Joe, if he does play him round the clock, you never know.

JOE where are you, we need the blue stuff

Gutterboy - I don't think anyone will forget, all this madness makes you wonder how the world will end up.

Anibur - funny stuff, when you pee yourself as a youngster and as an old un someone else cleans up.

Not been on for a while, too much to do, lots of sleep to catch up on. House being altered and stuff, mess and sawdust everywhere. Roof is coming off and surprise surprise, it's bloody raining. Just to add to my pressure we have a new puppy to contend with. Kennel name is Jowendys Look My Way, had to have one of Joe's songs and this lively little number fits her a treat.

Peace and Love to everyone on this very sad and somber day.

LOL Shaz

Hi Satch fans,

must get back into the habit of checking T2J daily, too many messages to read, makes my eyes knack together.

Anyway, how's everyone doing, is the world of Satch land still a happy one?

Went to see Santana on Saturday, he was pretty good, played on stage for three hours.

I was coaxed into going along recently to see Craig David the other night too, not my type of music but the support band, oh my God were they good, fronted by a girl called Michelle Lawson, she could really belt it out. Good musicians, good vocals and very good songs. Well worth a listen folks, her album, I Just Wanna Say is out on Amazon now so have a gander at her and she is from the UK too, there is hope in the land of UK music afterall.

Bye for now

LOL Shaz, still eating chocolate and loving Joe's music.

Hi Satch fans

Haven't been on here again for too long, still busy with the house. How is everyone. Still happy in the land of Joe

Listening to you Joe everyday and hoping you'll come back to England very soon.

Hi Satch fans,

haven't been on for a while so not read all the thousands of posts since then.

Belated Happy Christmases to all and a wonderful new year.

Joe All the best to you and yours, glad to see you're thinking of coming back to us here across the pond. Keep the Satch flag flying.

Hi Michelle, Anibur, etc etc, is Phydom still on here.

Hi to the Farting Gnome, saw that nickname and thought that must be an English man and yep I was right.

Isn't Joe's music addictive, still listening and lovin it.

It's 9.15 pm UK time so for some of us older lot it's off to kip time. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Michelle - Both my sons are taller than me now, I'm the smallest bint in the house.

When are Joe's tickets going on sale, if he's coming here in June shouldn't they be on sale soon, tickets for Rush are on ticketmaster and they don't come here until September.

It's 4.30 in the Uk and the rain is coming down, typical.

Satch fans

Just booked my tickets for Birmingham

go to www.necgroup.co.uk and on to box office, NIA

See you there

Hi Satch Fans

G3 tickets arrived for Birmingham NIA, I'm a happy bunny now, block C front row.

FOR SALE My brother is wanting to sell his Pearl Forum drum kit, red, as new with seat, set up video and sound pads, £350 or nearest offer, anyone interested e mail me on daisy@dzuba.fsnet.co.uk

Bye for now

Hi Satriani Fans

Anyone need a ticket for Birmingham tonight, I have 1 spare, seated at the front on the right hand side of the stage.

Any takers ring me now on 01543 877035 to arrange finding us tonight.

See you later Satch fans

KNOCK OUR SOCKS OFF JOE

Hi Satriani fans,

Went to Birmingham to see Joe on Saturday. Have to say Joe - brilliant playing as usual, love the red guitar Steve - great once songs were being played as music and not as a demonstration as to what the guitar can do. Robert Fripp - not good, not good at all, just didn't fit with the show at all. Galen has changed his hair, cool cut. I'm not one to criticise and dont like doing this but the show seemed very businesslike, not interactive at all, Joe you didn't come across the stage and acknowledge fans on your left side, we all love you, not just those on one side of the stage. With so much use of the new album i was disappointed not to have heard If I Could Fly, what a great song that is and to have missed it out I was gutted, well I will be pestering for it on your next tour. Better choice of shirts at this show, my son bought a good one, can't get it off his back to wash it. Anyway Moan over, still think you have rubber fingers and are still the best guitarist the planet has ever seen.

There can be only one.

Hi Satch fans

Haven't been on for some time, anything exciting happening.

Went to see Rush few weeks ago, what a show, they were awesome. 3 hours of sheer talent on stage.

When are you coming back to England Joe.

Clarky - isn't Berkshire Vicar of Dibley country, you lucky bugger.