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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
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cuthbert1776

See what happens when you don't read closely what you pass on?

D'oh.


DCK

iPod issue - it could be my cdrom on the computer - hopefully not the CD.

Wed Mar 15 '06 8:04:17 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
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death cube k

Figures - maybe the cdrom on the computer is acting up.

Thanks for the update.

Wed Mar 15 '06 9:40:44 am Set this message as last read

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cuthbert1776

i have the page up - will read later

Wed Mar 15 '06 1:19:20 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
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tulsachops

You are very welcome. Cats are always useful and can be a meal in a pinch.

:)

Wed Mar 15 '06 2:05:09 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
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ANOTHER CREDIT CARD SCAM?

This one is pretty slick since they provide YOU with all the information, except the one piece they want.

Note, the callers do not ask for your card number; they already have it. This information is worth reading. By understanding how the VISA & MasterCard Telephone Credit Card Scam works, you'll be better prepared to protect yourself.

One of our employees was called on Wednesday from "VISA", and I was called on Thursday from "Master Card".

The scam works like this: Person calling says, "This is (name), and I'm calling from the Security and Fraud Department at VISA. My Badge number is 12460 Your card has been flagged for an unusual purchase pattern, and I'm calling to verify. This would be on your VISA card which was issued by (name of bank). Did you purchase an Anti-Telemarketing Device for $497.99 from a Marketing company based in Arizona?" When you say "No", the caller continues with, "Then we will be issuing a credit to your account. This is a company we have been watching and the charges range from $297 to $497, just under the $500 purchase pattern that flags most cards. Before your next statement, the credit will be sent to (gives you your address), is that correct?"

You say "yes". The caller continues - "I will be starting a Fraud investigation. If you have any questions, you should call the 1- 800 number listed on the back of your card (1-800-VISA) and ask for Security.

You will need to refer to this Control Number. The caller then gives you a 6 digit number. "Do you need me to read it again?"

Here's the IMPORTANT part on how the scam works. The caller then says, "I need to verify you are in possession of your card". He'll ask you to "turn your card over and look for some numbers". There are 7 numbers; the first 4 are part of your card number, the next 3 are the security Numbers' that verify you are the possessor of the card. These are the numbers you sometimes use to make Internet purchases to prove you have the card. The caller will ask you to read the 3 numbers to him. After you tell the caller the 3 numbers, he'll say, "That is correct, I just needed to verify that the card has not been lost or stolen, and that you still have your card. Do you have any other questions?" After you say No, the caller then thanks you and states, "Don't hesitate to call back if you do", and hangs up.

You actually say very little, and they never ask for or tell you the Card number. But after we were called on Wednesday, we called back within 20 minutes to ask a question. Are we glad we did! The REAL VISA Security Department told us it was a scam and in the last 15 minutes a new purchase of $497.99 was charged to our card.

Long story made short - we made a real fraud report and closed the VISA account. VISA is reissuing us a new number. What the scammers want is the 3-digit PIN number on the back of the card. Don't give it to them. Instead, tell them you'll call VISA or Master card directly for verification of their conversation. The real VISA told us that they will never ask for anything on the card as they already know the information since they issued the card! If you give the scammers your 3 Digit PIN Number, you think you're receiving a credit. However, by the time you get your statement you'll see charges for purchases you didn't make, and by then it's almost to late and/or more difficult to actually file a fraud report.

What makes this more remarkable is that on Thursday, I got a call from a "Jason Richardson of Master Card" with a word-for-word repeat of the VISA scam. This time I didn't let him finish. I hung up! We filed a police report, as instructed by VISA. The police said they are taking several of these reports daily! They also urged us to tell everybody we know that this scam is happening.

Please pass this on to your family and friends. By informing each other, we protect each other.

Thu Mar 16 '06 2:13:50 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
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rob310

You are right - it is a shame - someone always looking for an angle.

Thu Mar 16 '06 3:01:50 pm Set this message as last read

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js1200js1000

Losing 180 bucks or 20 bucks - still sucks.

Fri Mar 17 '06 5:25:10 am Set this message as last read

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IRS "Refund Notice" E-mail Is A Fraud


Tax season is now in full swing. That means that it is also the time of the year for Internet scammers to attempt to trick wage earners out of their hard earned money using the IRS as their front. A variety of fraudulent IRS-related e-mail messages are currently circulating around the Internet. Here are how a couple of them work:

A recipient receives an e-mail message from tax-returns@irs.gov. The subject line says "IRS Tax Refund." The message claims that the recipient is eligible to receive a tax refund of $571.94. A link is provided for the recipient to complete a form in order to receive the refund. Although the link appears to go to an IRS web page, the recipient is redirected to a scammer's website where personal data is then captured. THIS E-MAIL IS A SCAM!

Another tax-related e-mail fraud message also arrives to recipients appearing to come from the IRS. The subject line refers to "Refund Notice" and the message asks the recipient to click on a link to check the status of the recipient's tax refund. The resulting page mirrors an IRS web page but is actually part of a website run by a scammer. The page asks that the user enter personal information onto a form (first and last name, social security number or IRS Individual Taxpayer Identification Number, and credit card information) to verify the recipient's identity and to process the refund check. THIS E-MAIL IS ALSO A FRAUD!

We urge our Internet customers to be cautious of e-mail messages that request private information for the purposes related to income tax processing or tax refunds. These e-mail messages may be phishing scams attempting to gather personal and financial information.

Fri Mar 17 '06 5:40:56 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
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Do You Share A Birthday With Famous People


http://worldalmanacforkids.com/explore/birthdays.html

Have you ever wondered what famous people share your birthday? You can find out by heading to this site and selecting the month and date of your birthday. A listing of famous people born on your birthday will appear.

For instance, if your birthday is on March 26th, you share birthdays with Tennessee Williams, James Caan, Diana Ross, Marcus Allen, and Martin Short.

Edited Fri Mar 17 '06 5:42 am

Fri Mar 17 '06 5:42:11 am Set this message as last read

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Want To Get On The Cover Of A Wheaties Cereal Box

http://wheaties.com - Over the past 70 years, Wheaties has recognized hundreds of outstanding amateur and professional athletes for their achievements by placing pictures of them on Wheaties boxes. Dozens of interesting pictures of these commemorative packages can be found at this site.

Did you know that Lou Gehrig was the first athlete to appear on a Wheaties box?

Do you also know that you can get your own picture on the front of a Wheaties box? Check out this site to find out how.

Edited Fri Mar 17 '06 5:43 am

Fri Mar 17 '06 5:43:32 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
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Lee, Newsted, Clarke search for "Rock Star"


NEW YORK (Billboard) - Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee, former Metallica bassist Jason Newsted and one-time Guns N' Roses guitarist Gilby Clarke have formed a new band called Supernova, and will use a CBS reality show to find a singer.

The series, carrying the working title of "Rock Star," will premiere this summer. Once a singer has been selected, Supernova will record an album for release in the fall. A world tour will follow in early 2007.

Last fall, "Rock Star" debuted to low ratings as a talent search for a new INXS frontman. With winner J.D. Fortune in tow, the Australian group has revived its career with a new album, "Switch," and an extensive tour. INXS will return to the road April 21 in Memphis.

Guitarist Dave Navarro and actress Brooke Burns will return as the hosts of the Mark Burnett-produced show. In a statement, Navarro promised appearances from Slash, Macy Gray, Moby and Rob Zombie during the competition.

Fri Mar 17 '06 5:47:32 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
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cuthbert1776

Those birthday sites are pretty neat - some are better than others - that one I just received today.


js1200js1000

D'oh - 1800.00 bucks - that hurts even more. D'oh again.

Fri Mar 17 '06 6:49:03 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
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tulsachops

Am I to assume your step son was not in Mexico?

I noticed you are located some distance away from Mexico.

It bothers me that things like this continue to happen.

Fri Mar 17 '06 12:26:40 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
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tulsachops

I try not to let go of credit / debit cards.

But some stores, like Target, now have you insert your card into their reader, then you electronically sign. Then it spits out your card - I don't like that - if something goes wrong, they keep your card.

Fri Mar 17 '06 2:41:38 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
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How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue?

and then you add eggs

and sugar... and you get cake?

Where did the glue go ?

NEED AN ANSWER?

You know darned well where it went!

That's what makes the cake Stick to your BUTT



Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle).

We all need a good laugh, keep on smiling.



Edited Sat Mar 18 '06 4:40 am

Sat Mar 18 '06 4:39:23 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
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A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood.

He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.

Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women.

At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in."

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash andeveryone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!

Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing the ator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish.

Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."

"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.

The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet.

How about half a million bucks then?"

"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.

The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"

Again Leroy said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"

Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the pool.

Sat Mar 18 '06 4:40:39 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
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Is Windex Medicine


You know sometimes I get the sudden urge to run around naked.








But then I just drink some Windex.








It keeps me from streaking.

Mon Mar 20 '06 5:32:24 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
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js1200js1000

Glad you enjoyed it - I saw your post from over the weekend, had to find something to share.

:)

Mon Mar 20 '06 6:19:45 am Set this message as last read

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tulsachops

Windex, keeps you clean on the in and on the outside.

:)

Mon Mar 20 '06 9:30:57 am Set this message as last read

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tulsachops

Hum, that is clever - but no thanks.

Mon Mar 20 '06 10:06:15 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
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cuthbert1776 & Everyone

A Zinc Master Movie Recommendation




See V For Vendetta - great movie. A movie that makes you think.

A movie that thinks - is that what we here in the US or UK are faced with in the future?

Or is it a reflection of the present?

I am going to head out to get the book sometime this week.

Good action, good story (goes off the track a few times), good explosions, good music.

I was entertained.

Mon Mar 20 '06 11:06:05 am Set this message as last read

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tulsachops

Lord of War does look good - will definately see it on DVD when it comes out.

Mon Mar 20 '06 12:42:15 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
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Noppa - I am very sorry for your loss.
Mon Mar 20 '06 1:22:53 pm Set this message as last read

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Tom Petty is eyeing a June release for his upcoming solo CD, Highway Companion. The rocker describes the album as "a really nice collection of songs [that has] an underlying theme of time and what it does to you." Petty is planning to support the disc by hitting the road with his band, the Heartbreakers, during the summer and fall. His manager reports that some of the concerts will be joint gigs with Pearl Jam.
Mon Mar 20 '06 2:01:58 pm Set this message as last read

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Did God create everything?

Does evil exist?

Did God create evil?

A University professor at a well known institution of higher learning challenged his students with this question. “ Did God create everything that exists? “

A student bravely replied, “ Yes he did. “

“God created everything?” the professor asked.

“ Yes sir, he certainly did, “ the student replied.

The professor answered, “If God created everything; then God created evil. And, since evil exists, and according to the principal that our works define who we are, then we can assume that God is evil.”

The student became quiet and did not answer the professor’s hypothetical definition. The professor, quite pleased with himself, boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the Christian faith was a myth.

Another student raised his hand and said, “May I ask you a question, professor?”

“Of course”, replied the professor.

The student stood up and asked, “Professor, does cold exist?”

“What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never been cold?”

The other students snickered at the young man’s question.

The young man replied, “ In fact sir cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-460deg F) is the total absence of heat; and all matter becomes inert or incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat.”

The student continued, “ Professor, does darkness exist?”

The professor responded, “Of course it does.”

The student replied, “ Once again you are wrong sir, darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in reality the absence of light. Light we can study, but not darkness. In fact, we can use Newton’s prism and study the various wavelengths of each color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You measure the amount of light present. Isn’t this correct? Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present.”

Finally the young man asked the professor, “Sir does evil exist?”

Now uncertain, the professor responded, “ Of course, as I have already said. We see it everyday. It is in the daily examples of man’s inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil.”

To this the student replied, “ Evil does not exist, sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God’s love present in his heart. It’s like the cold that comes when there is no heat, or the darkness that comes when there is no light.”

The professor sat down.













The young man’s name – Albert Einstein.

Tue Mar 21 '06 7:22:32 am Set this message as last read
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