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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
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Finally some new music to listen to soon.

New Joe

New Def Leppard

New REM

New Motley (maybe by summer?)

I know I am forgetting something/someone

What else are you looking forward to hearing / getting?

Mon Mar 17 '08 12:16:04 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
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Honey, will you marry... Oh. Never mind...


LONDON (Reuters) - It is the one moment every man wants to get right -- and which London floor-fitter Lefkos Hajji could hardly have got more wrong.

The luckless 28 year-old's dreams of giving his sweetheart, Leanne, 26, the ultimate proposal have literally vanished into thin air.

Hajji, of Hackney, east London, had concealed a $12,000 engagement ring inside a helium balloon. The idea was that she would pop the balloon as he popped the question.

But as he left the shop, a gust of wind pulled the balloon from his hand and he watched the ring -- and quite possibly the affections of his girlfriend -- sailing away over the rooftops.

"I couldn't believe it," he told The Sun newspaper.

"I just watched as it went further and further into the air.

"I felt like such a plonker. It cost a fortune and I knew my girlfriend would kill me."

Hajji spent two hours in his car trying to chase and find the balloon, without success.

"I thought I would give Leanne a pin so I could literally pop the question," he said.

"But I had to tell her the story -- she went absolutely mad. Now she is refusing to speak to me until I get her a new ring."

He is hoping the ring will still turn up.

"It would be amazing if someone found it," he added.

Mon Mar 17 '08 12:27:28 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
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Crystal Jammer

You are right, I forgot Whitesnake.

They have been promising AC/DC for a while - they are way overdue for a new one.

Mon Mar 17 '08 1:25:48 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
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njbeast

AWESOME - Airwolf rocked back in the 1980's.

Loved that show.

Sorry about the DVD issue you have - that does stink.

Where / when Airwolf?

Mon Mar 24 '08 8:00:54 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
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njbeast

I found the Airwolf soundtrack on iTunes - downloaded 2 of the themes.

Awesome.

Loved that show !!

Mon Mar 24 '08 9:08:24 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
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Johnny Depp is filming the new John Dillinger movie in my hometown this week.

Many sightings around. Christian Bale is here too.

Pretty cool.

Tue Mar 25 '08 8:00:39 am Set this message as last read

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njbeast

Awesome - maybe someday I will pick up Airwolf - what about season 4, I know there was a different cast, but it was still a good show.

Did you watch Knight Rider and Street Hawk (motorcycle)?

Tue Mar 25 '08 1:41:33 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
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njbeast


Knight Rider and the Hoff were awesome.

They made a new Knight Rider show a few weeks ago - new car, new driver (son of Michael Knight) and Hoff made an appearance at the end.

Not sure if they will make it a series or not.

Wed Mar 26 '08 9:14:35 am Set this message as last read

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njbeast

Awesome - so how was your weekend? Feel like you can fly a chopper now?

Mon Mar 31 '08 5:45:25 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
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If you purchase the new Joe CD from iTunes - you get an additional track - Ghosts.

Hum, what to do.

I got the new cd in the mail yesterday, but I would like to have Ghosts too.

Tue Apr 1 '08 5:51:12 am Set this message as last read

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Do The Stu

I remember you could be the jokester too. I was just sitting back waiting for more confirmation. I was hopeful, but at the same time not quite sure.

Good one !!

Wed Apr 2 '08 5:24:49 am Set this message as last read

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Rush plans to start new studio album next year


DETROIT (Billboard) - Canadian power-rock trio Rush hopes to start work on a new studio album next year, but will serve up a double helping of live material before then.

First up, on April 15, is "Snakes & Arrows Live," which features such rarities as "Circumstances" and "Entre Nous," tunes the band had never performed on stage before last year.

The CD comes from a show last October at the Ahoy Arena in Rotterdam, and video footage will appear on a DVD scheduled for the late summer or early fall, said guitarist Alex Lifeson.

"We shot it in HD, and I hear it looks really dramatic," said Lifeson, who supervised the stereo mix for the CD.

Rush begins the latest leg of its world tour on April 11 in Puerto Rico; dates are on tap through July 22 in Atlanta.

Lifeson said he and bandmates Geddy Lee and Neil Peart are also thinking a bit about a follow-up to last year's studio release "Snakes & Arrows," which debuted at No. 3 on the Billboard 200.

"I'm guessing that we're probably going to take a little bit of the break at the end of this tour," he said. "I don't see us really doing much in the way of any new material probably until the spring of next year, and then we'll see where we go. We generally prefer to just start on that first day and sit down and start jamming; it's such an exciting moment, and it becomes it's own living thing. We seem to be much more balanced and a lot happier working that way."

Wed Apr 2 '08 5:39:50 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
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New Motley Crue Clip


If you are interested, you can listen to 30 seconds of the new Motley song - Saints of Los Angles or something like that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmde_3iSU3k

enjoy

Wed Apr 2 '08 11:33:22 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
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New REM CD

I got the new REM cd from iTunes - the deluxe edition. It is called Accelerate.

Not bad - some good rockers (finally).

Longest song is like 4:09.

Most songs in the 2 minute range.

Also - there is an instrumental on the deluxe version too - pretty good.

Wed Apr 2 '08 11:43:11 am Set this message as last read

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Do The Stu

If Rush does do something different this leg, maybe they would do another DVD, but unlikely though.

At least things are coming out regularly from Rush again.

Wed Apr 2 '08 1:14:54 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, 'Jesus is watching you.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, Clear as a bell he heard, 'Jesus is watching you.' Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yep,' the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed . 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

Thu Apr 3 '08 7:36:06 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
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Dell Computer Changes

Dell made a name for itself on its build-your-own-PC policy. This week, the company said it will focus less on the build-to-order model and more on selling pre-built versions. The switch is part of the company's mission to bring down costs.

FYI

Fri Apr 4 '08 6:00:50 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
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Dolly vs Queen


Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day. They both met with an Angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven.

The angel said 'Unfortunately, there's only one space in Heaven today so I must decide which of one of you will be admitted.'

The Angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.

Dolly took off her top and said, 'Look at these, they're the most perfect pair God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.'

The Angel thanked Dolly, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question.

The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushes it without saying a word. The Angel immediately said, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven.'

Dolly was outraged and asked, 'What was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a toilet and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me? '

'Sorry, Dolly,' said the Angel, 'but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are.'

Fri Apr 4 '08 6:30:24 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
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dck

Not sure, but I think the fuzz sound came from Joe not shaving.

But, I'm not sure though.

Fri Apr 4 '08 7:06:47 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
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Do The Stu

Dell - I know. I purchased a Dell a few years ago for 2 main reasons. 1 - great reputation / wanted a good computer. 2 - I could get the computer as I wanted it - not with all the other baloney.

Don't know how this is going to work out for them. I heard they will be selling Dells at Best Buy soon too.

Fri Apr 4 '08 11:52:40 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
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Didn't Buckethead already tour with Joe?

Isn't Buckethead / Paul Gilbert on in the same?

Tue Apr 8 '08 7:54:39 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
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Potato Problem


Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.'

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going out

and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots

Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.

She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland .

And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And when she went out west, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.

Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'

Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University ) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips.

But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw!

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.

They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just......



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Tue Apr 8 '08 12:16:57 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
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joby1kenobi

good ones

Tue Apr 8 '08 12:40:50 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
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jblaze1

Chef? Awesome. Where did you go to school. My wife's uncle went to the CIA and has taught there and other schools. Now he works in research for one of the BIG cheese manufacturers (not Kraft).

Wed Apr 9 '08 5:27:06 am Set this message as last read

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Bryan Adams and Wal-Mart team for album

NEW YORK (Billboard) - Canadian rocker Bryan Adams' latest album, "11," will be released in the United States on May 13 exclusively via Wal-Mart and Sam's Club stores, his publicist said Tuesday.

The set has been out internationally since last month on Universal, hitting No. 1 in Canada, No. 2 in Germany and No. 6 in the U.K.

His last studio outing, 2004's "Room Service," wasn't released in the United States until the following year and sold just 44,000 units here, according to Nielsen SoundScan. Up until "Room Service," Adams had spent his entire career at A&M Records, enjoying such hits as "Run to You" and "Summer of '69."

Like "Room Service," Adams recorded the new songs in hotel rooms and other locales while on the road. As the title indicates, it his 11th studio release.

Wed Apr 9 '08 5:34:55 am Set this message as last read
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