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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
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Steven Wilde

Just keep posting
Just keep posting
Just keep posting
Just keep posting
Just keep posting
Just keep posting
Just keep posting
Just keep posting
Just keep posting

Soon you will get there - whereever that is, is it a place?

(knock off from Finding Nemo)

Just keep swimming
Just keep swimming
Just keep swimming
Just keep swimming
Just keep swimming
Just keep swimming


Edited Fri Feb 18 '05 8:56 am

Fri Feb 18 '05 8:54:56 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
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civgeek

I think that means, but I am not positive, turn this page into something like Vai's pages.

Fri Feb 18 '05 8:57:03 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
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cuthbert1776 & civgeek

I like the way this forum is organized as well. All in one place.

Other sites are nice as well - but then you have tons of areas to check and read.

Here - it is one stop shopping.

It is the wal-mart of message boards.

Fri Feb 18 '05 9:20:28 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
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The liberty of a democracy is not safe if the people tolerate the growth of private power to a point where it becomes stronger than their democratic State itself. That, in its essence, is Fascism; ownership of the government by the individual, by a group, or any controlling private power.

-Franklin D. Roosevelt


The real truth of the matter is, as you and I know, that a financial element in the large centers has owned the government of the U.S. since the days of Andrew Jackson.

-- U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt in a letter written Nov. 21, 1933 to Colonel E. Mandell House.


the National Government will regard it as its first and foremost duty to revive in the nation the spirit of unity and cooperation. It will preserve and defend those basic principles on which our nation has been built. It regards Christianity as the foundation of our national morality, and the family as the basis of national life."

Adolph Hitler, My New World Order, Proclamation to the German Nation at Berlin, February 1, 1933

Fri Feb 18 '05 12:15:28 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
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SONG OF THE DAY

Sam Kinison

"WILD THING"

A good classic rowdy song - I loved a lot of his comedy.'

RIP Sam

Fri Feb 18 '05 12:48:03 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
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GREETINGS TO EVERYONE !!

I was gone all weekend.

Thank you everyone for the wishes, ect.

Cool, rainy, snowy weekend - but overall, all good.

Busy week coming up - may not be here a lot. We shall see how it all shakes out.

Anyone do anything real Cool this weekend?

ZINC MASTER

Edited Mon Feb 21 '05 6:08 am

Mon Feb 21 '05 6:08:14 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
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Guess Who's Coming to Dinner Naked?

NEW YORK (Reuters) - The diners arrived at a nice Manhattan restaurant on a cold February night and stripped off coats, hats, gloves and scarves. They didn't stop there.

Skirts, shirts, pants, underwear and stockings all ended up stashed in plastic bags by the bar as the patrons got naked for the monthly "Clothing Optional Dinner."

"It's exciting to be in a restaurant nude," said George Keyes, 65, a retired junior high school English teacher.

Nude yes, but not unadorned.

Keyes, a lifelong nudist, wore a necklace, earrings and a black leather "genital bracelet" with red studs. And white sneakers.

The dinner was started by a group of New York nudists who wanted something a bit more elegant than the wilderness getaways and beach resorts they generally frequent.

"When you go away on holiday it's more you're roughing it in the woods, whereas this is a really nice restaurant," said Keyes, a member of gay nudist group Males Au Naturel, or MAN.

John Ordover set up the dining club about a year ago, recruiting members through word of mouth and the Internet.

"Next month is our Easter bonnet event, where everybody has to come wearing an Easter bonnet," said Ordover, a heavyset man with a jovial smile and glasses.

SOMETHING TO SIT ON ...

Around 30 people arrived for the buffet dinner -- organizers specified no hot soup on the menu -- most of them middle-aged, several married couples, some singles, the youngest perhaps in their 30s.

"They're a good class of people, they're no different to you or I," said John Bussi, owner of the midtown restaurant. "They're not hurting anybody, it's not a wild Roman orgy."

Health regulations mean staff must remain clothed even if they wanted to join in. And diners must bring something to sit on -- a towel or, for discerning women, an elegant silk scarf.

The restaurant's manager covered the windows to maintain privacy at the strictly private party. Extra heaters kept the temperature at a comfortable level for nudity.

Ordover's wife, Carol, said they first went on a naturist holiday five years ago and she found the experience empowering. But, she explained, it's "the least sexual thing you can possibly imagine."

"Men in nudist resorts are striking a bargain. They get to see as many naked women as they like as long as they are polite and look them straight in the eye," she said.

Sherry Stafford, a petite and elegant 51-year-old with blond hair and high heels, brought brochures and videos advertising her travel business, Internaturally Travel.

One of the flyers was for a resort called "Hedonism II" whose slogan is "Be wicked for a week." But she said nudists should not be confused with swingers.

"Wearing clothes and going to church does not protect you from moral evil," Stafford said, lamenting what she saw as a tendency to demonize people just because they like to be naked.

Sandy, a slim woman in her 40s, said she never felt self-conscious about her body and was comfortable dining in the nude. But she did admit to being a bit more nervous before a recent naked yoga class attended by around 25 people.

"Everyone was a little concerned there would be people looking around but the good thing is nobody really was," she said, standing at the restaurant's bar before dinner.

"If you try to maintain a yoga position you're going to fall if you start looking around -- and that's more embarrassing than anything else."

Mon Feb 21 '05 2:13:58 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
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canchito

White Lion Rocked !!

I haven't listened to them in a while. I have them on tape at home some place. I will need to pull it out tonight.

Wait ! Wait !

Mon Feb 21 '05 3:09:52 pm Set this message as last read

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canchito

Trixter was ok - I liked their first release - then I kinda lost track of them. I heard they still released music - but I never heard any of their later stuff.

What about Warrant?

Tue Feb 22 '05 5:21:31 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
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BLOND JOKES FOR TODAY

ASTROLOGY

Two blondes living in Arkansas were sitting on a bench talking.......and one blonde says to the other: "Which do you think is farther away..........Florida or the moon?"

The other blonde turns and says:

"Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida.......?????


CAR TROUBLE

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"


SPEEDING TICKET

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"


BLONDE ON THE SUN

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.

The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"

The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"

The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.

"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said he Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"


IN A VACUUM

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.

She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"

She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"


FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"HelOOOooo," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs.

Edited Tue Feb 22 '05 5:37 am

Tue Feb 22 '05 5:35:23 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
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WHAT?

MÖTLEY CRÜE To Ring NYSE Closing Bell

MÖTLEY CRÜE will ring the closing bell at the New York Stock Exchange (NYSE) Wednesday, March 2, 2005, at 4 p.m. EST, informed sources have told BLABBERMOUTH.NET.

MÖTLEY CRÜE are scheduled to perform a sold-out show at Madison Square Garden in New York City on Thursday, March 3 as part of their "Red, White, and Crüe 2005...Better Live Than Dead" tour.

Tue Feb 22 '05 5:47:13 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
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Namm Man

ha ha ha ha

Tue Feb 22 '05 5:48:17 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
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marimariSRV

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR 400 POSTS

A GREAT ACCOMPLISHMENT !!

Tue Feb 22 '05 6:11:27 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
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Don't our court's have better things to work on?

Court Rejects Appeal on Sex Toy Sales Ban


WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. Supreme Court (news - web sites) rejected on Tuesday a constitutional challenge to an Alabama law that makes it a crime to sell sex toys.

The high court refused to hear an appeal by a group of individuals who regularly use sexual devices and by two vendors who argued the case raised important issues about the scope of the constitutional right to sexual privacy.

The law prohibited the distribution of "any device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs." First-time violators can face a fine of up to $10,000 and as much as one year in jail.

The law, adopted in 1998, allowed the sale of ordinary vibrators and body massagers that are not designed or marketed primarily as sexual aids. It exempted sales of sexual devices "for a bona fide medical, scientific, educational, legislative, judicial or law enforcement purpose."

Georgia and Texas are the only other states that restrict the distribution of sexual devices, according to the court record in the case.

Attorneys for the American Civil Liberties Union (news - web sites), representing those who challenged the law, argued that private, consensual sexual conduct among adults is constitutionally protected and beyond the reach of government regulation.

They said the Supreme Court's decision in 2003 striking down a Texas sodomy law also created a fundamental, constitutional due process right to sexual privacy.

"The evidence shows that this case is not about novelty items, naughty toys or obscene matter. It is a case about human sexuality and extremely intimate acts," the attorneys said.

They said Alabama has never explained "why sales of performance enhancing drugs like Viagra, Cialis and Levitra and even ribbed condoms are not similarly prohibited."

The attorneys said the state did not contest the evidence that about 20 percent of all American women use a vibrator and at least 10 percent of sexually active adults use vibrators in their regular sex life.

A federal judge ruled against the state and found a constitutional "right to use sexual devices like ... vibrators, dildos, anal beads and artificial vaginas."

But a U.S. appeals court based in Atlanta upheld the law by a 2-1 vote.

The appeals court said it agreed with Alabama that the law exercised time-honored use of state police power to restrict the sale of sex. It rejected the ACLU's argument that the constitutional right to privacy covered the commercial sale of sex toys.

Alabama Attorney General Troy King opposed the ACLU's appeal.

"This case involves conduct that is both public and commercial -- the sale of sexual devices to the general public in commercial retail shopping centers" and at in-house Tupperware-style parties, he said.

King said the law respected "the distinction between public commercial conduct and purely private behavior." He said, "It ... stays out of people's bedrooms."

The justices rejected the appeal without any comment or recorded dissent.

Tue Feb 22 '05 8:00:23 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
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But it smelled like #$it . . .

Severed Penis Retrieved from Toilet, Reattached

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (Reuters) - A 44-year-old Anchorage man had his penis surgically reattached after it was cut off by an angry girlfriend and flushed down a toilet, local police said on Sunday.

The events unfolded about midnight on Saturday, after the pair had been arguing over an impending breakup, an Anchorage Police Department statement said. At some point, the two decided to have sex and the man agreed to let the woman tie his arms to a windowsill.

But the woman used a kitchen knife to amputate her partner's penis and flushed it down the toilet, police said. She untied the man, drove him to a local hospital and was cleaning up the bloody scene when police arrived at the home, according to the statement.

Summoned by the police, workers from the local water utility pulled the toilet up from the floor and were able to recover the severed penis, which was rushed to the hospital for the successful reattachment surgery on Sunday morning.

Police declined to identify the victim, but said his assailant was 35-year-old Kim Tran. She was charged with assault, domestic violence and tampering with evidence, and jailed without bail.

Tue Feb 22 '05 8:01:31 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
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Fredjems

Welcome to T2J !!

Not sure when Joe will be back to your side of the world. Should be only a matter of time.

Tue Feb 22 '05 8:21:08 am Set this message as last read

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kd6aaj

Our legislators get paid to write laws like that - where can I sign up - I have great ideas on types of laws that we should have.

No speed limits (except school zones) - well maybe not quite.

Tue Feb 22 '05 8:22:39 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
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kd6aaj

There are so many products out there that have unusual (sometimes silly) warnings. Typically those come as a result of claims or law suits against the product / manufacturer because some one was injured.

Sometimes they are a good idea and are needed - otherwise - just plain stupid.

Tue Feb 22 '05 1:29:25 pm Set this message as last read

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Fredjems

Joe puts on a GREAT show.

Either by himself or in G3.

Definately worth the wait - good things come to those who wait - sometimes the wait is a long time - which will make it even better.

In the mean time - watch the DVDs that are available.

Tue Feb 22 '05 1:30:52 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
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Greyfox88

I heard on the radio about KORN.

I was never really a fan - but it did surprise me.

To each their own - hope he finds what he is looking for.

Tue Feb 22 '05 1:32:23 pm Set this message as last read

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Punk Trio Blink-182 on 'Indefinite Hiatus'

Reuters - California pop-punk trio Blink-182, famed for its practical jokes and disdain for clothing, has gone on "indefinite hiatus," with no plans to work together again, its Geffen Records label said Tuesday.

Tue Feb 22 '05 1:54:47 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
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Signs Your Co-Workers Don't Like You

5> Reindeer games? Forget it.

4> Your assigned login ID is a violation of the Communications Decency Act.

3> Odd yellow froth on your capuccinos.

2> Three words: Chernobyl sales account.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Co-Workers Don't Like You...

1> Nameplate replaced with one that says "Asswipe."

Tue Feb 22 '05 2:58:16 pm Set this message as last read

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big bad moon 1889

Blink wasn't my band either - I don't know any of their songs by name, but probably have heard them on the radio though.

Tue Feb 22 '05 2:59:12 pm Set this message as last read

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Fredjems

You are welcome and good luck - you may need it

Wed Feb 23 '05 5:37:18 am Set this message as last read

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Steven Wilde

Thanks - I hope you have a great day (in the Tony the Tiger voice).

Wed Feb 23 '05 9:49:19 am Set this message as last read
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