Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn...Bruce Forsyth was getting paid £1000 a minute when he transferred from BBC to ITV in the 70's...thats like £30,000 an episode of Saturday night shit...

Then you had two hour specials...

Too bad he looked about 70 his whole life....

IbanezGuitarist congratulations on your new guitar, it sounds sooo cool, next time I'm in a guitar shop I'll definitly be giving one a try :-)

The Prez LOL good point

Nitefly_Rob...Yeah...puke sucks lol I can't stand seeing someone puke...makes me wanna puke...Anywayz take care lol

962 Ah, why do you regret buying the RGT, I mean specifically what dont you like about it, what do your prefer that the S-series has to offer?

I am however going to take your advice and next time I am in a guitar shop that is cool enough to sell Ibanez guitars I will be testing out the SA1620 :-)

AWWWWWWWWW i wanted a kiss blown at me, I knew the answer tooo! I was just too busy watching a low budget movie about some big fat crocodile...

oh well...what do runners-up get?

DragonChild :-D This is why I think this message board is the best...no pointless "threads" and specified subjects just random topics and kisses blown all over the place...excellent thanks :-)

Civgeek LMAO I don't think anyone would really disagree with that lol.

Mr. Nick LOL yeah I loved the way the croc floated realistically an inch off the floor :P

Ok ok...NO!

When watching the programme "101 things found in the human body" you expect to see accidents including javelins, fence posts, nail guns, axes, knives, etc...

But no, some people (SOMEHOW) got the following items enlodged in themselves...vases, RUNNER BEANS, microphone stands, PINT GLASSES, staples, PORK CHOPS!!! etc...

And an electric guitar was found in someones stomach....

odd....or completely INSANE?

Damn good cartoon at this addres....

Banana Phone

or

Badgers

I'm desperatly in need of the Guitar One's top 10 fastest shredders of all time list...my friend said Paul Gilbert was 2nd...I'm almost 100% certain he wasn't...and neither of us are prepared to back down...i know Michael Angelo Batio was first, and Yngwie was 3rd...so if anyone knows where i can find the list (google just comes up with a load of interviews with "the great kat")....it would be very much appreciated...

Do The Stu Thanks for posting that, but thats not the list I'm looking, the one I'm looking for was from Guitar One magazine, thanks anywayz though. :-)

Master Yoda Just checked out your song, its cool I like it, very peaceful...good job :-)

Do The Stu Thanks anyway man, I got the list off a friend in the end...and yes I was right...Paul Gilbert was NOT 2nd...he was 4th, Yngwie was 3rd. :-) but thanks for the list

Top 10 Shredders Of All Time

10. The Great Kat
9. John Petrucci
8. Buckethead
7. Rusty Cooley
6. Joe Stump
5. Shawn Lane
4. Paul Gilbert
3. Yngwie Malmsteen
2. Chris Impellitteri
1. Michael Angelo

:-) there ya go :-)

962 Petrucci was on there lol, he was about 8th methinks :-)

Joe Happy Birthday, have a nice day and take care :-)

I just read this (the audience for it is someone who is looking for a job in the special fx industry but I feel it can be applied to anyone with dreams and aspirations)...

"To be successful you must have talent. Talent is often something you are born with. Some people are born with it but it gets destroyed for some reason or another. Parents, bad teachers and tradition can destroy talent. For example, suppose you have artistic talent, but you have been born into a family of lawyers. Your family may put a lot of pressure on you to become an attorney because that is what everyone else did. People who are forced into things often rebel later in life. Lasting happiness in your career usually means that you do something that makes you happy. That makes sense but you'd be surprised how many people don't do it. Money, status or positions mean very little to a true artist."

24FretMayhem I cannot agree more come a we need aT2J Top 10 Bass Shredders list...I agree with 24FretMayhem...John Myung and Cliff Burton...any more people?

:-) Take care all :-)

Danny K hope you dont mind but I had a lil' listen to the tracks you have on your sound click profile...and WOW man, damn good stuff. Keep up the good work :-)

Tastey WOW where do you live?!

Tastey I may have to pay a visit some time...when I'm rich from my career as a special effects artist in an independent film company called "WAKKA Studios"...or my career as a musician :-)

So who hear likes low budget horror movies?

Stu Clone When me and my friends get our films completed (7 are in pre-production stages at the moment) I'll up load some of the films onto the website I'm gonna' buy.

Its really convinient how one of my friends is a cool director, one is a cameraman and producer and how I am a producer, special fx artist and musician...plus we have a whole line of actors who wanna' give us a helping hand.

The dream is that once we have finished all 7 films (or atleast 3) we will take them to Cannes film Festival. And if we don't get that far...we'll just go to France and get an ass load of beer from the duty free shops :-)

Anyway thats enough about my film making ambitions...you can read more when the prototype website is finished (sometime this week)...but thats if people really care enough to drop in and visit us lol

Take Care everyone

Stu Clone No problem man, at the moment I'm working on my CGI compositing (basically putting 3D stuff made on a pc into a photograph or movie...incase you didn't know lol)...anywayz I'll keep you guys updated with all 7-films that are hopefully gonna' be made.

Tastey lol...maybe in a few years (like the years after going to University) we can meet up and I'll cast you in my gangster movie lol...or my little beast-horror movie..."Otto Ze Panda - PANDA-MONIUM!!!"...how do you feel about being murdered by a drunken, german panda that has escaped from ze zoo and is on a drunken rampage of peeping in on semi-naked women, and randomly killing...anything?

I'm writing it this summer...I'll be posting bits of it on my independent movie projects website (WAKKA Studios)...plus some photos of the production of an unnamed super-hero movie.

Anywayz, everyone take care,

quote of the day:

"She has the voice of an angel...not to mention a balcony you could do shakesspeare off!" [br