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Martin Phillips
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Script Of A Week...I found this f'cking hilarious...

Peter Kay: Anyone in from Manchester?

Small Group: Yeah!!!

Peter Kay: Yeah...ah well ya' can't polish a turd thats what I always say.

Ah brilliant...take that manchester-o-tronians (or whatever)

Delfino
Tue Aug 31 '04 2:52:29 pm Set this message as last read

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Martin Phillips
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Ok too many quotes in this to just script one:

Manager: So how did u get into comedy peter?

Peter Kay: Debt.

Peter Kay: I told my Nan "Stuart Little" was a true story....


Peter Kay: When you were a kid, did ya' mom ever tell ya' not eat to eat bubble gum because it'll wrap around your insides and it'll kill ya? And then sometimes you forget and your like "OOOH NO...ITS JUST A MATTER OF TIME!!! I'VE GOT AN HOUR LEFT..."

Peter Kay: Birmingham...Its not the end of the world...but you can see it coming...

Peter Kay: I said I "I'm thirsty" and me mate, he goes "here have some of this" and he handed me some pepsi. I drank and I goes "its warm this", and he ses "I know I got it out that bin"...as only a friend does.

Peter Kay: I hate nouvelle cuisine as well...in french it must mean fuck all because I thought I left the kitchen open I had leaves on ma' plate...how can you eat fucking leaves?

Peter Kay:...And for dessert we're gonna have rice puddin and a blob of jam...stir it up mek' it pink.

Peter Kay: <manchester accent> Ya right...Queen's comin, on ye' marks...get set....(sawn-off) BOOOF!!! Leg it!...fookin' leg it!...I fookin tell ya...

Peter Kay: Yeah so the film was playing up at the cinema, so I went to tell one of the stewards...so I knocked on the door and he goes "yaw right?", and so i ses "yeah screen ones buzzin" and he goes "awww cheers"...so I says "NO...I'm not reviewin it....shit head...its buzzing, its making a noise"...."it's buzzin' cheers..."

Well thats all for now...as I'm sure most nearly everyone doesn't care as they are slightly out of context lol...

Delfino
Tue Aug 31 '04 3:36:14 pm Set this message as last read

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Martin Phillips
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CivGeek LMAO yeah spot on...its the city with 50ft flies hovering round it....

Delfino
Tue Aug 31 '04 4:12:37 pm Set this message as last read

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Martin Phillips
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Mowlie_2000 LOL coventry doesn't get a mention :-P...as for being in the rock charts congratulations man!!!

My new track is being toyed with right now...two words...log..drums...

Delfino
Tue Aug 31 '04 5:01:17 pm Set this message as last read

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Martin Phillips
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Today I was planning on making the log drums for my next track...instead I did a little experiment with my unsuspecting neighbours lol

Phase 1:

There was a woman and her 25ish year old daughter sitting on the lawn outside their house...so I turned up the volume on my stereo and played some "Hill Groove" out of the window...within minutes feet were tapping, heads were nodding etc...they eventually went inside for lunch I'm suspecting.

Phase 2:

An older lady, age ranging from around 55-60 was walking down the street...with volume at the same level I played LTE's "Paradigm Shift" out of my window. She turned looked around and could work out where the noise was coming from she was not impressed to say the least. She spent the rest of the 3hrs sitting on her porch reading a newspaper, only looking up to see which house may be the culprit....as she went back inside the house I played it again she turned round and sat down. 5 minutes later she went to go back in and i played it again...she came out and looked around and then went back in shut the door and that was the end of her.

Phase 3:

Conviniently I was looking out my window and say a middle-aged 30 something man posting some of those freeby catalogues no one ever orders anything from, through doors on my street. So with some Buckethead at the ready, as he got to one house away I timed it perfectly so that when he got to mine he got a healthy dose of "Beaten With Sledges".....he got to my house and BAM heavyness all over...he doesn't even bat an eyelid and walks away....

To draw this experiment to a conclusion, I have found that Satch is excepted and loved. LTE are absolutely hated but you can piss off old women with it so for that reason it rocks. And Buckethead is ignored...

I thankyou...I thankyou....I'lll expect the my Noble Science Award in the mail on Friday....

Delfino Bringing you science since 2004

Wed Sep 1 '04 9:38:25 am Set this message as last read

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Martin Phillips
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Quote Of The Day: "I'm not homophobic..., I'm not scared of me house..."

Delfino
Wed Sep 1 '04 11:11:35 am Set this message as last read

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Martin Phillips
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Jeff kicks so much ass! He's a great drummer and unlike most other drummers his face is constantly smiling as he plays.

He is the happiest playing "Ceremony" methinks though...or so it seems on LISF

Delfino

Wed Sep 1 '04 2:32:49 pm Set this message as last read

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Martin Phillips
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lol I just saw these on Channel 5 right now...

A secretary goes into her bosses office and says "Can I use your dictaphone" and he says "no use your finger like everyone else"...

A boy gets home from school and says to his mom "we learnt about sex education today"...she says "really what did you learn?" he says "masturbation" and she says "ooh, thats a mouthful" to which he says "No mom, thats a blow job".

Delfino


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Wed Sep 1 '04 3:05:01 pm Set this message as last read

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Martin Phillips
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Ok if I get a call from that music shop the songs I wanna play for them on the guitar are Buckethead's "Big Sur Moon" and Racer X's "Scarified"...and maybe our very own Joe's "Midnight"

Whatcha think?

Delfino

Wed Sep 1 '04 4:22:35 pm Set this message as last read

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Martin Phillips
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DCK I get ya', so should I not play "Scarified" and pick something else, or pick something to compliment to show that I'm not all about shredding (if so what would be your recommendation?)

Delfino

Wed Sep 1 '04 4:54:31 pm Set this message as last read

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Martin Phillips
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Michelle *Cries, runs into bedroom and slams door*


I was suppose to go play football today...but I've got up like 2hrs too late. I think my friends will be pissed at me now lol

Also I have noticed the vocalist from Racer X (sorry I can't remember his name right this minute, ive just got up)...that he sometimes sounds like Axl Rose, sometimes like Dexter Holland from the Offspring and sometimes sounds like Davey Havoc from AFI...anyone else notice any of these or me?

Delfino

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Thu Sep 2 '04 6:14:04 am Set this message as last read

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Martin Phillips
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Michelle LMAO...and what if I did, eh?

Delfino
Thu Sep 2 '04 10:19:40 am Set this message as last read

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Martin Phillips
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Arg parents are being stubborn lol...They've treated my sister to a £250 camera and they are re-decorating her room for what seems like no reason lol Now I've found an Ibanez Rg7620 on Ebay...seems pretty much like everything I've ever wanted or will ever need from a guitar, and its conviniently £250, obviously I'm putting money towards it as I can't expect them to pay for the whole deal but parents once again are laughing at the idea of me playing the guitar, or being interested in music in general.

For instance when I told my mom I applied for that job at the music shop she said that I wouldn't get it because I can't play the guitar which was kinda' harsh IMHO, I mean fair enough thats her opinion but she had to see that I would take offence to it seeing as she was serious when she said it.

Oh well, nothing I can do with under an hour to go on the auction...

I wish my parents would encourage me more.

Oh well stay positive, in the grand scheme of things it really doesn't matter. :-)

Delfino
Thu Sep 2 '04 11:56:49 am Set this message as last read

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Martin Phillips
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Michelle "it just makes me laugh a l-i-t-t-l-e bit harder :) "

I don't getcha? What makes you chuckle just a wee bit harder? lol

Well auction ended...I lost...oh well

=(

Delfino

Thu Sep 2 '04 12:51:42 pm Set this message as last read

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Martin Phillips
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DCK & Civgeek Thanks guys, I'm miles away from giving up...its so far in the distance I can't be bothered to get there lol.

I'll show everyone who has doubted me (and trust me there have been more than just my mom lol).

Take care guys, thanks for the support.

Delfino

Thu Sep 2 '04 1:32:28 pm Set this message as last read

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Martin Phillips
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Ok I have a question to the guitar people here...most relevantly UK guitaring people in particular (for pricing reasons)

How much would it cost to get an Ibanez RG completely resprayed/finished in 1 colour non-metallic coat?

The reason I'm asking is there is another Ibanez Rg7620 on ebay...chipped to hell and back, missing a backplate (or so it looks from the pictures) and also missing the tremolo arm...however it has a buy now price thats relatively fair...so if I buy it I want to "do it up" so to speak.

Thanks

Delfino

[Edit] Are dings and chips in the paint the same thing?

Edited Thu Sep 2 '04 2:16 pm

Thu Sep 2 '04 2:14:36 pm Set this message as last read

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Martin Phillips
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Deathcube K Hmm...that would probably be a lot cheaper than hiring someone to do it. However it does carry the risk of be completely ballzing it up lol.

I'm guessing that sanding is made infinitly easier by taking the guitar apart like removing all electronics, neck, bridge etc...that I can probably do...it's putting it all back I'm worried about, especially the bridge, I think its got a floyd rose, which is odd because the last 7620 i saw had an edge pro 7.

I got a book on guitar building so I'll give it a read through tonight and try to put my worries to rest.

Cheers though for the reply, I'll tell ya' how it goes if I get the guitar lol.

Delfino

[Edit]Here's the link bro, see whatcha think of it....Link


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Thu Sep 2 '04 4:00:55 pm Set this message as last read

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Martin Phillips
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Here's the link in its very own post:

Link

Suzie Thanks, I've always wanted to build my own guitar, at the moment I don't think I am knowledgable enough, so I may as well try to customize one instead.

My parents have always been a bit reluctant to buy me a guitar, they thought it was a phase that I would grow out of (I first asked at age 7, so I think thats understandable) finally got one at 15 and been playing upto 20hrs a day ever since hehehe.

I wish I could play piano, especially since seeing what Jordan Rudess from Dream Theater can do on his keyboards. Plus I've always liked the idea of being able to play more than one instrument...

Anywayz, its just gone midnight...so nyt nyt

Delfino
Thu Sep 2 '04 4:13:34 pm Set this message as last read

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Martin Phillips
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If you don't already know your political alignment (or who else is aligned that way) take the Test at http://www.politicalcompass.org/.

I just took it for the third time, first I was left, then right, then I was right down the middle...so who knows what the heck I am.

Delfino

Fri Sep 3 '04 4:20:23 am Set this message as last read

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Martin Phillips
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Michelle Ah I see now, lol, nah I was no where near hurt :-P

Its very rare that I break out into a run, the only times I have ever [manchester accent] legged it!!![/manchester accent] were:

1. To the front of the NIA at G3...
2. Down the stairs from my bedroom to the kitchen once my mom has shouted "We got a KFC down here!!!"
3. And finally from a neighbours dog lol.


Well...nearly got mugged yesterday...I don't keep count anymore...I've never successfully been mugged because most of the guys that do it round my area are like 15-19, pale, scrawny, dudes who listen to drum and bass and wear "Nike" hats that are so hat it must make them immune to how bad it is.

Well anywayz, he punched me in the jaw and said the usual "Give us your f*ckin' phone/wallet"...so I punched him back and threw into someone's hedge (if it was your hedge and your reading this...I am sorry), then walked off. I was expecting to get a running kick in the back of the head but I didnt which was lucky lol.

...punk try robbin' me when I only went out for a bag of salted pop-corn and a capri-sun...

Take Care people.

Delfino

[current mood] Content as always.
[current song] The Extremist (Living On The Edge)...by a little someone called Joe Satriani...

Fri Sep 3 '04 7:31:06 am Set this message as last read

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Martin Phillips
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Tastey I wish I could move too but no moneys and stuff, I'm off to University next year anywayz so hopefully its better there.

Although if I learn to drive it will decrease the Delfino muggings by a lot lol...

Take care people

Delfino

Fri Sep 3 '04 8:53:19 am Set this message as last read

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Martin Phillips
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Clarky LMAO and the tables would have been, indeed, turned.


Ok I've read up on how to make guitars, or atleast spray them. Sanding is going to take the piss though lol.
I have a question though, will removing the neck from the body for spraying purposes screw up the truss rod?

I'll publish my design for my custom guitar onto my website and re-post the link for you guys, its simple but I think it looks kinda' cool.

Anywayz take care people

Delfino

Fri Sep 3 '04 9:45:49 am Set this message as last read

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Martin Phillips
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Clarky Yeah thats what I meant, sorry should've made that clear. But yeah thats my worry, I have no idea what to look for when setting up a truss rod.

If I have a little read around tonight and post what my understanding is of how to set it up would you be able to tell me if I am right/wrong/missing information please?

Cheers

Delfino

Fri Sep 3 '04 10:52:20 am Set this message as last read

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Martin Phillips
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I'm just bout' to start lookin up truss rodding and all the antics involved in calibrating one...but I just had to post my Quote of the day...

Quote Of The Day: - "aha! that pumped a trump up your pump hole didnt it!"

Brilliant

Delfino

Edited Fri Sep 3 '04 6:15 pm

Fri Sep 3 '04 6:15:21 pm Set this message as last read

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Martin Phillips
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Michelle Yeah in my mind running, jogging, power walking etc...should be confined to the Olympics...which I don't watch because I get out of breathe lol.

As for pepper spray I'll have that tattoo'ed onto my fists of fury..."Peppr" on one and "Spray" on the other lol

Yesterday my mom got me to do something I had been putting off for so long...cleaning all the junk out of my room. And there was a lot of it.
Like football boots I've probably worn twice in a lifetime...but yet they still stank of a men's changing room....they're about 5years old too lol.
Anywayz they are all going to a car bootsale today and I get part of the profit so that will be cool, considering I'm not even going to the car bootsale.

Delfino
Sat Sep 4 '04 4:52:05 am Set this message as last read
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