Yo hO hO. Why be there a bottle in me bum.
i have spent the alst 2 years playing guitar (not very long, kinda like ma little cornel) and i could never work out how Joe plays guiatr like he does. But now i ahev cracked it. have seen The live in san fran dvd and i have observed that joe is actualy not playing. scandelouse. he is in fact using his peculure voice box which i have decided (because i am mad) was put in by aliens, and makes his voice sound like his guitar. oh yes. it is true. he is miming guiatr but playing with his voice. ill work out how he sings while playing later.
actually Joe is my favourite musician ever. He looks soo cool when playing (this is put in as a way of avoiding a law suit. jst kidding. lol). I would like to say thanks Joe your music has helped me throw some ruff times. Your music has a way of pulling me out from whatever pit im in. So thank you. And i hope to see you play sometime.
Jst incase Joe reads this (doubtfull) i have something to say.
My god ur hands r huge. Your wife must be really happy with them. you know what they say about a man with big feet...over compencating (nah jst kidding im jst jealouse. you B*****d. my theropist says i ahve a tendecy to rave on and on about things. i don't do i. u be the judge. one day i was walking down the street when a squirl came up to me and said "hey............. sry there i go again)
