has cheese tried a cup of tea yet? milk 2 sugars, with a hob nob biscuit. its got to be done, rock n roll.hehe!

PG TIPS are the joe satriani of tea bags i reckon, dont be giving me non of that tetley tea rubbish.

mindyou yorkshire tea, good stuff, oh dilemmas.

i hope Joe read my messagge...........

i am a fan from Colombia and can´'t believe i will finally have the opportunity to see Joe's show on August 8 in Bogota......is like 500 miles away from Cali my hometown but i already buy the ticket and the Club Joe meet and great upgrade..........

i´ll be there with my idol!!! can't believe it....

i want to go with a t-shirt that i did with some of joe's artwork for him to sign it......it would be inconvinient?...because is no official gear or anything....

i was at the cardiff gig on monday and thought that you were amazing shame i was right at the back though!

are you going to do another tour next year?

this is for slansroom ( or anybody interested) if hes passing

i m neither a believer or a non believer, if we do get galactic visitors the one thing i have trouble with is where they come from. assuming that no planet in our solar system is lived on due to hostile environments , that puts the next system forward.

but the distances involved are immense, which leaves light speed travel. the problems with light speed is it takes so many years of acceleration to hit light speed and something silly like 100 years to slow down. how do you navigate at such velocities? by the time you seen an asteroid in your path, you would be 2 years past it or into it.

so the technology used would have to be VERY advanced, beyond what we know , which is highly possible of course.

Well...I'm almost caught up. I have 15 posts to go, but I have to get ready for work so I won't be able to finish just now. I'll get to the rest of 'em tonight...

Also, that's a cool picture you have with Joe. It's nice to see another tall Satch fan...haha.

That's horrible! You need a dead pedal so you can play the bass drum on that while you're driving.

When I'm playing while driving, I usually do the high-hat with my left foot and snare with my left hand. But I'll do the bass drum with my right hand instead of my right foot, so I don't die. ;-)

How does everyone else drum while driving?

Anyway...about your picture, don't worry about trying to make it a clickable link. Just put it in a message as normal text and we can all copy/paste it.

I don't have a copy of the SWTA liner notes handy so I don't know how it's credited. But if there were a problem the album cover would have been changed long ago.

I bet John Byrne is just upset that his artwork is getting additional exposure because of Satch, and Marvel is probably making the money instead of him.

"tomorrow I pack so I can have it all ready and no last-minute stressing, at least over my suitcase"

You jinxed yourself!

also if you travelled to the galactic centre at light speed it would take you say 60 years, but earth would have aged by a thousand. you would also change mass and size.

again sorry i dont know exact figures but you can google 'em i expect.

do the stu are you the forum moderator?

sorry if i go about random stuff.

Hi Joe, will be at the show in Brussels on Wednesday 28th. Actually, I'm flying on a business trip to Moscow tomorrow morning (25th) and return 2 hours before the start of the show, so I'll probably be speeding from the airport to the show and break a few speed rules :-) I've been a fan for quite a few years and this will be my first opportunity to catch a live show: I've moved around between a few countries, and unfortunately you've never been to the countries I was based in (or maybe I was out while you were there). For me, this show will be the realisation of a life-long dream. The common thread which kept me sane in all the moves I've made has been music, in particular yours. Hopefully I'll get backstage to meet my idol!!!

Greetings Satchafunkilites!

Do The Stu: You are probably right re the SWTA cover art. A lot of artists have been caught out after signing a contract with work for hire terms. Anyway, JB did a great job and, for what it's worth, I really appreciate the time and effort he expended creating the image. The moral of the story is probably "read the contract - and make sure you understand it - before signing away your rights!"

Igneousiceman: big Rush fan here too. Now I feel really old. To me 'Hold Your Fire' is one of their recent albums! :o)

mag, my cardboard Joe looks like this, but it's life size all the way down to his feets. It also has a big red ad on the left side of Joe - ALL TUBE - ALL JOE. lol!

Almost 1:30 a.m. in Belfast. Wonder how long it takes by bus to get back to Dublin? I can't wait to hear from my peeps!

I've heard of Chickenfoot, or at least rumours of Chickenfoot before. It seems a lot like the short lived Planet Us, which also featured Satchy and Hagar. I know Satch was keen to get Planet Us going, but due to some complications never did.

I'm sure everyone's heard this before and will pro'lly tell me to "tell them something they don't know", haha!

Joe,

My name is Jeremy I am in Phoenix AZ and I am a huge fan though I am new to this site. I play a little but my real passion is audio tracking and mixing "Kudos to Eric I hear you are quite the audio Ninja". I am not only a graduate of The Conservatory of Recording arts & sciences but I also work there. In doing so I have seen lately that more and more artists Like…. Fergie, Switchfoot, and Nine Inch Nails to name a few, are making there recording sessions available as downloadable content files compatible with Logic, Protools and other DAWs so that their fans who are in to audio have the chance to mix and even play along with some of their HEROS. I was just wondering if you would consider doing that so that fans like me can have the chance to work on a SATCH RECORD!!! I think that would not only be a DREAM COME TRUE for me but for fans like me...

Ps. I really enjoyed watching the second disk on your newest record where some of the techniques for the new sounds were explained !!!

O.K. I can't seem to find the questions I ask so I'm going to ask again, I'm not even sure if I posted it or forgot to hit post lol.

I was wondering, Joe, have you or is your music at all influenced by drugs? And are you planning on going to the Gorge at George, WA or the Spokane Arena(better for me, I'm a lot closer) in any U.S. tours? It would rock to see you live, man.

Hey, Joe

Hi Professor Satch!

I just wanna say it was awesome to meet you outside the Theatre Royal in Nottingham a few nights ago (despite it being like 1am in the morning!!) thanks for the autograph, and I've got a cool photo of us too; you holding up my promo sheet/CD I gave you! Rock on!

Laters dude!

hey joe, just graduated college. i know your a busy man and all but i just thought i'd let you know that before i started playing guitar i use to want to run the streets and just mess around and be a bad son of a gun. but then i met a profesional guitar player named Mike Freeman and man i'm glad i met him ,he not only taught me how to jam he taught me how to be a man. He showed me something i never knew i had in me.he also showed me and told me that every guitarists should tell a story with whatever lick or rhythm they play and i never understood that till i heard your music im not saying you changed my life but you make me feel like there is hope out here in this crazy world. look man i know you dont know me and youll probably will never read this message but i think you are one of the best influences kids and teens have now a days.Joe keep playing with soul and heart cause it makes your fans feel proud that there is hope and plus its satchafunkilis man take care i to hear from you,

Goodnight Dick.

RIP Dick Martin