LOCAL ELECTIONS in UK... all we need now is BLAIR TO GO!!!!

MR BLAIR LOSES CONTROL OF LOTS OF COUNCILS

ELECTION RESULTS

14 pages behind -

Satriella, try ringing the venue to ask if cameras are allowed, or look at their website. Sometimes it even says on the ticket site where you bought the tickets. I don't know if Jon is going to be able to answer yer question. You could always take a disposable camera, and if it gets taken by security it's not so bad as a real camera.

Welp, I should be fresh as a daisy today after getting less than 5 hours sleep. Hello, my name is Mud. *groan*

ibenezmike

cuthbert1776

On The Highway

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a state police officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.

He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies, two in the front seat and three in the back with their eyes wide and white as ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem"?

"Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."

"Slower than the speed limit"? she asked. No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly. Twenty-two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.

The state police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

"But before I let you go, ma'am, I have to ask, is everyone in this car ok? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer said.

"Oh, they'll be alright in a minute, officer. We just got off route 101."

Hello Maestro Satriani,

I have a rather odd question(I say odd because of your extensive work schedule). I was wandering if you taught privately or in master classes? I wanted to know if perhaps you would teach me. I practice day and night. I recently played The Grand Solo by Sor for Pepe Romero, but I have been trying to build my electric technique. I know your very busy. Thank you so much for your time. I just had to ask. I am a big fan too!!

Chris M.

Holy Geez!! Have u all noticed how MANY countries Joe is going to in June and July? Like a bazillion different ones!!!! And he's not done yet!!!

WOW!!!

Joe is BIG!!! :)) Congratulations Joe...the farther you reach in the world, the better the world gets!! And you deserve all the success and admiration this world has to offer!

We love ya Joe!!

6 DAYS!!

JBlaze - nice to hear from you bro...
as usual with me..
life is confusing but fun..

how's you bro..

I can't make music unless something dreadful happens in it... lmao...

so this is as close to pastorale tranquility as I get... lmao..

so you really are a hoopy frood that knows where your towell is then..

there is a nice little story board for this too...

Joe - Hey Hey. God Bless You and stay safe!

OCPS470 - Boston - YEAH BUDDY! - Tom Scholtz' "Rockman" was an innovation that today is surpassed but he started the revolution, for sure! The new Boston is different stuff - Lady singers, Heavier sound..... If you've never checked out Boston's stuff from 94 to present, it's very under-rated and well worth listening to. Now, granted you don't have Brad Delp singing but it's still very special. I have certain groups like that which stay special, because I don't listen to them like Edward or Satch. Boston is one of those - so is Kansas - so is Yes. Asia, Mike & The Mechanics - all kind of fit into that same realm. I'd love to say Styx. DeYoung's voice though - as great as it is I can only take so much of it. God love him! He's great and "Desert Moon" is one of the best songs - which he did solo. Thanks for recognizing my point OCPS470! I feel like I'm talking to an R2 unit ! ! ! I'm kidding :}

Growler - what WAS that show with Simmons and the kids? That sounds cool as $h17 man! Romanowski - wow - I think I still have a 1986, Penn State 26 Boston College 14 game taped to this day! He was a MONSTER ! In college it was more obvious because the others weren't nowhere NEAR that guy! I'll never forget when he shattered that dudes optical orbital bone a few years back for pissing him off! That was a display! I would have LOVED to have been a fly on that wall! The drink sounds AWESOME! You know where I can score some? I am serious!

The Vai drummer - Jeremy Colson.... Dude can FLY! He is so good it's unreal - did you see G3 Tokyo 2005 yet? WOAH! The first Steve Vai song, The Audience Is Listening, the guy just BLOWS! I mean I haven't seen many attack the drums like that. Maybe Alex VH, Maybe Eric Carr, but probably not. Phil Collins is probably the guy he stives to play like. I'm not a drummer - if I were a drummer thats who I'd try to attack them like, but.... He is so solid and seems to have this endless reservoir of energy! Tattooed galore.

Break - reminder - There's a good tune - Red Dragon Tattoo by Fountains of Wayne - do you know it? It was in Stephen King's Kingdom Hospital after it was already a hit but - I had to mention it.

Satriella - OMG it is Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey - you're right! I have the cassettes of the 1 & 2 B&T and I have the soundrack cassette of Wayne's World. What can I say? The tequila was talking for me...I think...er no it wasn't...yeah it was... They say drinking affects a person's decision making. They may be right - I can't decide.

HARVO - Two military officials approach Junior Bush while he's sitting at his desk. One official says: Mr. President, three Brazillian soldiers were killed in Iraq today. Shaking his head, Junior Bush lowers his face into his hands and just pauses, for quite a while. The same offical says: Sir, what's the matter? Can we help? Junior Bush says: I'm really sorry to hear that. How many is a brazillian anyway?

Hi Joe...how are you have a great day Joe....love ya man

Hannah- ....sorry i didnt call you back...i got home to late...love ya chica

how is my cyber family today? hugs to you guys

~Kayla~ Hey its ok that you didnt call me back i was in bed early. Im really sick right now and i wanna go home!!! lol!!! I feel like i have a fever!! anyways we need to hang out again!!

- kenico- hey guess what my second last name erikson. heheheh but i hate to be called it cause my step dads last name is erik!!! lol ne ways ttyl

Zinc --

No bull! On the Alzheimer's test...I counted 5 Fs... But where's the 6th?

962 --

Hannah....we could hang out....IF WE GO TO THE SEATLLE SHOWWWWWWWWw.......*hint hint hint hint hint hint hint hint hint*

lol....

i need to have my *SNIFFFFFFINGGGGGG* session....