I know that I just thought he wouldn't use them so it was a trick question.

Hey Matt! I bet I dig my hole faster than you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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OVATION1 - See you in Portugal it would be ... how can i say!?!?!? TREMENDOUS :-)))))))) !!!!!!!!. Dear friend, sorry to hear that about your sister :-((. I don`t know what can i say. My prayers are with her. Btw, i bought the dvd OZZY LIVE @ BUDOKAN in Tokyo 2002. The dvd show many things about Japan and Tokyo, pretty coool :-)). Have a great day in the land of rising sun :-))

Delfinopie - Sorry hear that about your mom. Take care bro!!!!!

NICO - Happy birthday for your site :-).

JAZZER13 - Be strong dear friend, life is not fair, Love is the answer, i believe in that, many bad things are happen in any moments. Have a great day!!!

webmaster Are you thinking about a videoclip for next record?!?!?! It would be great :-)). Thanks for the updates!!

BTW:

G3 for Portugal and Slovenia

JSJS: If you ever need specific guitar playing questions answered, I'd be happy to explain things in length for you in email...I know how difficult guitar can be in the beginning.

juju808: I dont know if there is an adaptor for the Ipod that will hook to your car stereo wiring.... Usually, adaptors are made to attach the stereo system to the particular car.... You might be able to get someone to splice (cut and install wiring) it in there.... Good Luck....

mikesb: Thank's a bunch for that snippet about Dr. VAI, lol, I love the last line about Eric!!.... Steve is a class act, lol!!....

bubbles: Amen girl!!.... :-)

kell: Thank's bro, I appreciate that, and thank's again for the pic man, I feel so lucky to have a part of JOE!! :-).... They dont sell JS pics here cause Dr. VAI and Gilberto rule the sales, lol, and lemme know if you need anymore of those pics I sent ya!!.... btw, how are the ones you are crafting coming along?!?!.... Stay kuul bro!!

michelle: lol girl, thank's for the smiles :-).... You are so right in that the Lord works in mysterous ways and everything is for a reason!!.... You just gotta play the deck of cards that you were dealt with.... I love how you reflected on the baby belts, lol, I saw a special on that before, lol, talk about making a guy work!!..hehe.... On being in the delivery room.... Yup!!.... Our first was born by c-section cause she kept moving around in there like a merry-go-round until the last minute, lol!!.... I'm cuddling my wife and Doc say's: "Here she is, take a look!!".... It was amazing, lol, but I had to sit back down cause I forgot it was a c-section, lol %-).... My other two were regular birth, and on the 2nd one, the nurses were hooking me up (lol, w/ wardrobe, not the other stuff, lol!!), and they lead me to the room and were like here she is!!.... I was like "Whaa"!!.... lmao, but there is no experience in this world that can describe the feelings and emotion that goes through your body when you see your newborn child being delivered.... Simply amazing.... :-).... Phew!!.... I feel better now, thank's michelle!! :-)

Thank's Adrianorb!! :-).... lol, and I do agree about playing "never before played stuff"!!.... Especially, Bells Of Lal II!!....

Clarky: haha man, you wife sounds like she is a riot, lol, you guy's make a great couple!! :-).... btw, lmao at the Lego's bro, remember.... We have the transformers over here, lol!!.... Oh, and I just saw if you unscrew her nipple ring her butt falls off!!.... hahaha, ROTFLMAO!!....

962 / mick87 / The Farting Gnome: Thank's guy's!! :-)....

DelfinoPie: Damn bro, that must have hit hard, my heart goes out to you.... Please remember, alot of cancer's can be easily cured today, and the power of the mind has alot to do with it, Godspeed bro, I hope she makes a full recovery!!....

TheA: You had everything right on that link cept' for the first [ (bracket), lol....

Joeman9: lol bro, good one!! ;-)

....All this talk of YJM, yup, I remember when he first came out on the scene screaming in full Force!!.... I remember exactly where I was when Rising Force came out!!.... I was in the barracks that we Air Force people lived in, lol, and a dude across the door from mine was playing his YJM Laserdisc (lol, remember those!!) on 12!!.... I went to his room and watched it, and would never be the same.... He had such a profound effect on me, and made me realise what could be done on guitar.... Much the same impact that EVH had on me.... But YJM seemed to take it a step further, lol, as much as I dont like some of the things he does, I give the utmost respect and props to him cause he deserves it.... Without people like him pushing the limits of the electric guitar, where would we be!!....

haha, I opened the vote page & saw 0 percent for people who have seen joe 21+ times, I voted & bumped it up to 1 percent! lol

Cube.ca - I downloaded that video from Kazaa... I think it was recorded for tv, so it's not for sale or anything. Though the songs are good.... I've only downloaded one of the tunes, called " A Day in the Life"... it's really good. The drummer has a cool setup for his cymbals, it's like a giant ring!

Joeman9 - Way to make me feel like an idiot!! lol dude...

My Yngwie story... in all seriousness I respect the dude. I first heard about him talking to my old friend from BC on MSN. I was asking him about Vai and Joe and if he knew them... yeap, and then he asked me if I knew about a guy named Yngwie Malmsteen. At first look, I thought he was playing a trick on me, and just typed a bunch of letters for the first name... (forgive me, my Swedish sucks!)... heard some of his stuff and thought it was cool. Though I find it a little repetitive now...

But hey! Without Yngwie J., there would be no fury! And I just can't see a functioning t2j without the fury...

Now I feel bad for making you feel bad!=-) J/K It was good though, right? I've got some pretty good ones.

JS_JS no kidding on the addictiveness of that game. I have a version of it for PSX/PS2 My highest score is breaking through about 5 walls( on a good day!)

MegaBoyd, if 21 plus is true you are truly a swine, but a lucky pig I might add!!! Ovation, Rising Force 1985 on video/laserdisc, cool. Yngwie could certainly see his toes then. The guitar was also a little closer to his heart, ( in more than one way!!!!) Yngwie and Warren Haynes are now almost playing at armslength coz of midriff issues!!! That would truly screw me up mid riff, pun, pun!!! Good thing it happens gradually!!!

The Farting Gnome - The webmaster sent that guy an email and told him not to post the same message over and over.

Clarky, I think I'll use my "get out of jail free" card now. Cletis got that weird look in his eye...

Delfino, whoa man! So sorry to hear about your mom. If you don't mind me asking, what kind of cancer does she have. If you'd rather not talk about it, that's o.k., but if at any time you need to get things off your chest, T2J is here for you. We won't be able to solve your problems, but at least you'll be able to get things off your chest. God Bless.

Fretslayer, Megadeth ~~ two of my all time favorite cd's - Youthanasia and Countdown To Extinction. Train Of Consequence kicks my butt every single time! I have to listen to that tomorrow and crank it hard! lol!

The Farting Gnome, are you telling us you're a gassy short guy with a pointy hat? Just wondering? lol! ;-)

Joeman9, that's a killer cd, isn't it! Crunchy, yet satisfying.

Mikey, anytime :) Love the birth stories. lol! I think I would have to sit down if I saw a c-section too! LOL!

Michelle

Endless Sacrifice(RULES=-) "Try, to stay alive. Until I hear your voice. I'm, gonna lose my mind. Someone tell me why, I chose This life. This superficial lie.

Constant compromise