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Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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http://www.allcladdagh.com/webcam.htm

theres another one civgeek, my friend gave me a load of them for no reason...

Fri Jul 16 '04 7:15:11 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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Faye, sadly, it's a true story.

I even crack my damn self up sometimes. LOL!

Hey Mikey, it's the WEEKEND!! woohooo!! lol!

Fri Jul 16 '04 7:37:33 am Set this message as last read

Gagliotti4
Marcelo Gagliotti
São Paulo, São Paulo
Brasil
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Ola Joe Parabens pelo seu aniversario de 48 . Estamos comemorando o 7 aniversário do estúdio Villa das Artes, e também os aniversariantes de julho aqui no Brasil. Vamos fazer um churrasco na segunda-feira dia 19 . Fica na rua Clélia 1003.São Paulo . É a rua do Olympia . Conto com Você.
Fri Jul 16 '04 7:48:25 am Set this message as last read

The Prez
Jared Presley
Cincinnati, Ohio
USA
Plays: Guitar (2024 years)
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Clarky Just a expression, howeer I would like to see Joe be able to play for another 48 years.
Fri Jul 16 '04 8:25:04 am Set this message as last read

The Prez
Jared Presley
Cincinnati, Ohio
USA
Plays: Guitar (2024 years)
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Martha Stewart in Jail! Yes!
Fri Jul 16 '04 8:27:49 am Set this message as last read

LGU89
Leanna Usher
atlanta, Georgia
USA
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oh my goodness!!! i missed your birthday Joe!!!! HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY!! JUST 2 AWAY FROM 50 hhahhaa...not that that really matters...my daddy's 50 and he acts like he's 21 hahah (in the good way) lol....haha ok back to you...once again HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY JOE! Give my regards to Rubina and ZZ (who looks cute btw lol)
Michelle-well hello :)
Plum Loco- great happy birthday song!! EXCELLENT actually...very joey-esque
Fri Jul 16 '04 8:36:52 am Set this message as last read

RkD Up in Flames
Ricardo Dardetti
Brazil
Plays: Guitar (26 years)
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Heya Joe I´m From Brazil and i want to know much much much when you´re coming
Fri Jul 16 '04 8:45:28 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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The Prez, yes, it's a wonderful day when a middle aged woman goes to jail for selling shares after getting tipped off, but all the other scum of the world are free to roam. Yes, I can breathe easier now too.

I do believe she deserves a bit of jail time because she has done something illegal, however, to celebrate the fact is pretty lame. Save your celebrations for the real criminals.

I'm not trying to be mean, just realistic. Just my opinion bro.

Fri Jul 16 '04 9:01:06 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Just found this . . .

While seated on the bench, an Oklahoma judge used a male-enhancement pump, shaved and oiled his nether-region and pleasured himself, according to state officials in a petition to remove the jurist. According to the complaint, the judge was caught in the act by a clerk, trial witnesses and his court reporter.

Don't believe me? Check it out: http://thesmokinggun.com/archive/0624041pump1.html

But what possible reasons could someone have for indulging in a little lightsaber practice with Captain Solo in COURT?

The Top 5 Reasons for Masturbating in Court

5> Your mom always catches you when you do it at home.

4> You're out of hair gel, and it's Court TV day today.

3> Auditioning for a post-bench gig as "Judge Whopper" in Vivid Video's "The Peep-Hole's Court."

2> You're turned on by the defendant's teasing game: Some days Courtney Love shows up, some days she doesn't.

and the Number 1 Reason for Masturbating in Court...

1> Damn you, Tyne Daly, you saucy minx!

Fri Jul 16 '04 9:09:35 am Set this message as last read

TASTEY

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clarky: *flash*..lol...

delfino: maybe i can be in one of those movies? i bet i could let a out agood blood curdling scream, play dead, knife someone....lol....

so the stu: you lost me? i guess i must have forgotten what i posted? derrr....

Edited Fri Jul 16 '04 10:37 am

Fri Jul 16 '04 9:45:59 am Set this message as last read

Mr Nick

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we have a flasher in here?
Fri Jul 16 '04 9:46:27 am Set this message as last read

f_r_t_s
tintin nero foad foad
scaarbeek 1030, bruxelles
belgium
Plays: Guitar (29 years)
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hi joe.how r u? i'am foad i'am iraniain . i love u. i living in paris but now i 'am moraga in Sf IN USA for visit. i have playing gitar and listen withe u in cd. Are u like iranian?.R u like muselmant .y / n ?

i love u ba bye. je t'aime joe. au re voir.

Fri Jul 16 '04 9:48:00 am Set this message as last read

MysticSoul777
Tiffany Angel
New York, New York
United States
Plays: Guitar (2024 years)
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wow it has been a long time since i posted on this site but I have a question for Joe I was watching the Satch Tapes yesterday . what guitar where you playing on Satch boogie was that your own model guitar ? second question it would be cool to see the Donnie F guitar as a signature model guitar do you think it will be possible to release it as a signature guitar ? its okay if its not but i was wondering if it would be possible .

Peace

Tiffany

Fri Jul 16 '04 10:14:50 am Set this message as last read

jelly man
Paul Huxley
Guildford, Surrey
England
Plays: Bass (24 years)
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can anyone else not get the listening party and video to work? i have quicktime 6...
Fri Jul 16 '04 10:34:08 am Set this message as last read

ChromedOne
Nathan Stephens
Alpharetta, GA
USA
Plays: Guitar (34 years)
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I was away from the computer yesterday Joe so this is one day late. However,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

You rock and I love the new stuff! Keep cool.

ChromedOne

Fri Jul 16 '04 10:50:18 am Set this message as last read

ChromedOne
Nathan Stephens
Alpharetta, GA
USA
Plays: Guitar (34 years)
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I was away from the computer yesterday Joe so this is one day late. However,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

You rock and I love the new stuff! Keep cool.

ChromedOne

Fri Jul 16 '04 10:50:45 am Set this message as last read

Adrianorb
Adrián Robles
Saltillo, Coahuila
México
Plays: Guitar (32 years)
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Taken from "True Tales of In-duh-viduals", from Dilbert. Good story !

Last weekend, my in-laws visited and brought some "20% off" coupons for the local Do-It-Yourself warehouse. We need new flooring for our kitchen, so my mother-in-law said we could take two coupons and get 40% off. When I suggested we take six and get paid to take the flooring away, I was told not to be silly.

My wife, sensing her mother was being ridiculed, butted in and suggested that we both take a coupon and each buy half the flooring, thus getting a 40% discount. Neither she nor her mother could spot the flaw in this plan.

Fri Jul 16 '04 10:54:53 am Set this message as last read

TheBob

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hooray...lance armstrong did quite well today...lets have a poll. vote for lance armstrong to win the tour de france or to lose.

Win - 1, lose - 0

Fri Jul 16 '04 10:56:52 am Set this message as last read

ChromedOne
Nathan Stephens
Alpharetta, GA
USA
Plays: Guitar (34 years)
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Happy belated Birthday Joe! I know it was yesterday but I was away from the computer.

Keep rockin'!

Fri Jul 16 '04 11:01:15 am Set this message as last read

punkdude75
Miguel Chavez
Chi-town, Illinois
USA
Plays: Guitar (36 years)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOE..MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE...CHEERS
Fri Jul 16 '04 11:01:18 am Set this message as last read

Adrianorb
Adrián Robles
Saltillo, Coahuila
México
Plays: Guitar (32 years)
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Another true tale.

I was sitting in the lunchroom with a coworker, and he noticed a "funny" pattern on one of his socks. He told me that his socks were the same color, but the pattern of one was not right. He just couldn't figure out what was wrong. I let him ponder the situation for five minutes and then I informed him that he was wearing one sock inside out. He is our director of quality.

Fri Jul 16 '04 11:05:25 am Set this message as last read

Flagg
Randall
U.S.A.
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C is for cookie. Thats good enough for me. C is for cookie thats good enough for me. C is for cookie thats good enough for me. Ohhhhh cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C
Fri Jul 16 '04 11:13:34 am Set this message as last read

TASTEY

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my fave was always the little bugs in the window box at bert and ernies.....i think they were t he tweedle bugs?

and those 2 weird dopey monsters and the phones ringing...makin weird noises....yip yip yip....

Edited Fri Jul 16 '04 11:25 am

Fri Jul 16 '04 11:21:11 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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Flagg, that used to be one of my favorite songs to sing to/with my kids when they were little, but you can't leave out Bert singing "doing the pigion - oooo-ooohhhh!" lol! Ragg Mopp is an oldie but goodie too. lol! "R-a-g-g M-o-p-p- ragg mopp doo doo dood doooo do do do!" It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing! Ahhh, the joys of parenthood ;-)
Fri Jul 16 '04 11:22:51 am Set this message as last read

DelfinoPie
Martin Phillips
King Of Monsters
Plays: Doctors & Nurses (
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Tastey lol...maybe in a few years (like the years after going to University) we can meet up and I'll cast you in my gangster movie lol...or my little beast-horror movie..."Otto Ze Panda - PANDA-MONIUM!!!"...how do you feel about being murdered by a drunken, german panda that has escaped from ze zoo and is on a drunken rampage of peeping in on semi-naked women, and randomly killing...anything?

I'm writing it this summer...I'll be posting bits of it on my independent movie projects website (WAKKA Studios)...plus some photos of the production of an unnamed super-hero movie.

Anywayz, everyone take care,

Delfino

Edited Fri Jul 16 '04 11:46 am

Fri Jul 16 '04 11:46:19 am Set this message as last read
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