Master Yoda
Neil Morgan
York, North Yorkshire
England
Plays: Guitar (30 years)
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Jelly - I know what you mean about some of his note choices. Some are a bit too wacky for me. The main problem I have iss that sometimes he overplays quite badly. Still, everyone does that at a gig...
NM
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Mon Jan 19 '04 11:24:02 am
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Greg M
Greg Melia
York
UK
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Clarky; I think the meaning of what you're saying can best be explained by this joke:
IF YOU'RE FEMALE AND VERY EASILY OFFENDED, PLEASE SCROLL PAST THIS JOKE.
A man walks up to an ice cream van and asks for a vanilla ice cream. The guy in the van says,
[i[Are you sure you don't want anything more adventurous than that?
Okay then, says the man, I'll have broccoli and custard, please.
The ice cream man goes into his van for 5 minutes and comes out with the ice cream, and gives it to the man. The man licks it and says,
I can only taste the custard. Where's the broccoli?
Turn it round, says the ice cream man, and then you'll be able to taste it.
The man turns it round. Aah, yes, I can taste it now.
Do you want anything else?
Go on then, mustard and muesli.
You do have some wierd tastes, don't you? Go away for 10 minutes and then I'll have it ready for you.
The man goes away and 10 minutes later returns to find the ice cream man waiting with his ice cream. He takes it, licks it and says,
I can only taste the muesli. Where's the mustard?
Turn it round, the ice cream man replies.
Oh yes, I can taste the mustard now.
Now, before I shut up shop, is there anything else you want? asks the ice cream man, looking more than a little annoyed.
Yes there is. I want an ice cream that tastes like a woman's fanny.
Urgh! You do have wierd tastes. I'll have it ready in 20 minutes.
20 minutes later, the man returns.
Here you go says the ice cream man, and that's your last order. I'm closing now.
The man takes it and takes one lick.
UURRGGHH! THAT TASTES OF SHIT!
Turn it round!........
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Mon Jan 19 '04 11:48:48 am
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GREG M that joke was truly retarded and no business being on a website as good as this. you have made us all stupider by telling it. -the hellion
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Mon Jan 19 '04 11:56:38 am
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TASTEY
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the hellion: i understand what you're saying, sorry if you're offended, but some of us are just dirty sometimes i guess. i personally enjoy a little sick humor once in a while. i didnt mean to sound like e jerk in my last post, i meant it kind of sarcastically(sp?)
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Mon Jan 19 '04 12:05:54 pm
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michelle
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AMBER, try looking at www.Ibanezrules.com. Rich has some beautiful stuff there, and he's a great guy to deal with. So sorry to hear about your husband. God Bless.
Greg M, that was sick...and twisted. 2 points. lol!
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Mon Jan 19 '04 12:06:25 pm
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TASTEY
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amber: good luck to you & your hubby...think positive...
the hellion: no hard feelings, but get your ass out of your bad mood! smile! i have issues, but still have a smile on my face as we speak!!!
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Mon Jan 19 '04 12:15:28 pm
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im loading your website as i type but it takes a long time. maybe i should get one??? lets all make a bunch of posts, and demand to hear joe in here!!!!!!
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Mon Jan 19 '04 12:17:43 pm
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Matt Martinez
Plays Ibanez JS guitars
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Greg M Nice one! Does anyone else besides myself love George Carlin? If love you comedy and are not scared/offended by words like 'fuck', 'cocksucker', 'tits' or 'cunt', you should check this guy out. Not only is he hillarious, but he's honest at that.
George Carlin
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Mon Jan 19 '04 12:26:12 pm
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TASTEY
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matt: that was a fuckin riot!(the post, but hellion is going to be mad at you) what about fanny or hanging salad?
i put the photo of my other cat on my webpage if you want to see him too, he's a cutie! and the photo of me and mark slaughter from Slaughter, he's hot! http://www.freewebs.com/skafas
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Mon Jan 19 '04 12:27:16 pm
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TheBob
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Amber78 yeah like some one else said, go to ibanezrules.com and Rich is a nice guy and will probably help you out! sorry to hear about your husband, i hope everything goes well!
Bob
oh and when i get the money to buy a Dimarzio FRED and a PAF PRO or PAF JOE (someone will have to tell me about the PAF JOE before i get that one) does anyone know where or how i can get those little chrome post things on the pickup for the PAF PRO? the FRED has those 6 little chrome things on the pickup and the PAF PRO doesnt, thats one big hunk of confusing words lol but if anyone knows what i mean can you help me out? thanks
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Mon Jan 19 '04 12:27:49 pm
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Matt Martinez
Plays Ibanez JS guitars
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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I've been here longer than Hellion and have earned the respect of my fellow T2J-er's, so I have the right. lol I can understand if someone doesn't like "profane" words, but most of us are mature people, so I think we should be able to deal with it. It's funny, if you say "luck", "suck", "tuck" or "duck", it's harmless and has no effect at all. But stick an "F" in place of the first letter and people will go off on you. lol
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Mon Jan 19 '04 12:35:49 pm
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TASTEY
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found out some more info about my situation. that guy i ran into from my past....a friend of mine ran into a friend of his, and asked him what was up with that guy and if he liked me, and the "friend" laughed and said yeah, her and 6 other girls. so i guess he's a dog? still not quite over it i guess? something inside still tells me there is "something there", i don't know why, i know it sounds like denial, but its just weird, hopefully this will pass soon! my husband has been ok, no real job yet, and he has been taking little stabs at me about what i did, yeah i know i deserve it, but he said he wouldnt do that, and i know if he does it forever it could ruin things? i am trying to have faith. had to spit that out...thanks...
btw...does the webmaster ever purge the system of all these old posts? it could be incriminating to me. anyone know????
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Mon Jan 19 '04 12:40:42 pm
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Matt Martinez
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Yes, I realized your postion. You can try to email Jon Luini and ask him to delete them, but I don't know the probability of him doing that.
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Mon Jan 19 '04 12:51:35 pm
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