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Jazzy, Kerry took PA! whoo! lol! ~~ I have Youth. and Countdown, also Criptic. I think I have something possibly called Hidden Treasures on cassette too. Never got into the early stuff to much.
Aarren, I have to disagree with my bud Mikey on the crime thang. We moved out of the city before our daughter turned two. We couldn't take it anymore. It seemed like NObody slept/worked/had respect for anything. People were up and outside all hours of the night and in all weather making noise like it was mid-afternoon. Crime was getting worse, so we bailed to a place where I could walk my daughter around the neighborhood without being disrespected by punkass kids who were never taught the simplest rules of decency. Now, my mom & stepdad still live there. Just 3 weeks ago, they parked in the wrong spot. They got their tires slashed and the front window of their van smashed in. It happened to at least one other car that same week. My mom tells me that most days a kid stands on each corner at the end of her block across the street. One in a long white t shirt, the other in a long black t shirt - each protecting their "turf". Drug dealers have pit bulls & Rottys throughout the city trained to be vicious and attack. Muggings, especially 3 on 1 type muggings are very common. Sometimes they just get knocked to the ground, sometimes they get beaten within inches of their lives. No matter for $1. or $100., and no matter what age. Seniors get beaten after they come from the banks with their social security checks. Kids get their jewelery, jackets, and sneakers taken from them. A few years ago, my mom & pop were out late. They came home to find that a bullet had come through their bedroom window, through the headboard of the bed EXACTLY where my mom would have been sleeping had they been in bed, and lodged in the attic ceiling. My sister lives a few blocks away where it's worse. She's already come out in the morning a few times to find bullet casing on her pavement from a gunfight the night before. She has every window on her first floor covered so no one can see her or her daughter (she's a single mother). She gets NO sunlight in her house on the first floor because of this. I could go on and on about the crime in the city, but I think you get my point. I don't see how anybody can make all that a good thing, no matter how optimistic.
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I just want to say that I have Joe Satriani music book called " Crystal Planet " and it's a good and neat book and everything in it are just soooo cool and I got it from my friend who stay there (San Francisco) and bought it home just for me and my Joe Satriani hehehehehe..........Thanks Joe for making great music and still have that special touch to the music that I love most!
Long Live Joe Satriani!!!
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Neil Morgan York, North Yorkshire England Plays: Guitar (30 years)
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Clarky & 962 - I really hate to be so pedantic, but it's such an innate part of my personality that I couldn't help it; as much as I told myself to leave it alone I just couldn't!!!! lol... Anyway, Clarky was wearing a The Extremist t-shirt and said we were going to see George Clinton. Damn my memory's good. Trouble is, it often makes me sound like an ass... lmao
NM
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Joe -
Deanne and I finall made it back home from the Nashville and New Orleans shows. The bearings in the RV gave out and we were stuck in Arkansas until Monday when Chevy could get the parts and install them. It was a real pleasure meeting and talking with you, Jeff and Mick too! Thank you for the autographs and the warm conversation. My voice is starting to come back.
We have made plans to see you in San Francisco on the 26th.
Thank you again for two great shows, you can fly!
P.S. John I, is the man. Kudos to him and Fan Fire.
Your loyal subject,
Nam Mann
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Wed Nov 3 '04 12:35:51 am
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ILoveThailand
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Mowlie: Minnesota is a pretty nice state. Peaceful, calm and naive people. Its great because nobody bugs you. Crime rate is very low. The closest gangs you will find are high school kids circling the mall trying to figure out wheter to eat at Hardees or Wendy's and then go to hot topic or Abercrombie.
It can be worse in some other places, but its so freakin cold most of the year that the gangsters become lazy.
Michelle: Good collection of Megadeth cd's. An old one of theirs that is pretty good is So far, so good, so what? Its got "in my darkest hour" which is a pretty damn good one. Happy to know that Kerry's got PA. Minnesota's got Kerry too. I cannot understand how people can be so ignorant and vote Bush.
Its better to vote for the flip flopper than the liar.
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Wed Nov 3 '04 1:41:52 am
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Simon Granada, Andalucia Spain Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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TASTEY, the clear jelly is Gelatine preservative. We also put it in Pork Pies - A small round pastry crust, with a lid, with a lump of minced pork and stuff in the middle, with the skanky clear jelly between the two. I know, it sounds rank, but they're not so bad!
Delfino, i've been rinsing the championship on the original Unreal Tournament the past week. I love it, it's a blast. But, I got Unreal Championship for X-Box and detested it, it was horrible, and I doubt that UT2004 will be any kind of an improvement. From all the screenshots i've seen, it looks that way.....ie, it no longer looks like UT.
Pirate13, my first was an Ibanez GIO (a GSA60) and i'd thoroughly recommend it for learning on....I still use mine now, despite having bought other guitars.
Yoda, yeah it does make you sound like an ass you lousy twat! hehe, just kiddin. I wondered after I posted if it was actually a shirt from The Extremist tour! George Clinton? Who the fuck? Well, regardless, it was funny!
God dammit, looks lke Bush has probably won his second term, unless Kerry gets ALL of Ohio. How could this be happening? What a daunting prospect......think I might move to Africa or South America where it doesn't really matter.
http://www.soundclick.com/pro/?BandID=246433
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DelfinoPie
Martin Phillips King Of Monsters Plays: Doctors & Nurses (
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"I got Unreal Championship for X-Box and detested it, it was horrible, and I doubt that UT2004 will be any kind of an improvement. From all the screenshots i've seen, it looks that way.....ie, it no longer looks like UT."
UT 2004 has exactly the same weapons as championship on the xbox (which I also own) but with a few additions like automated mines which chase the enemy and have a secondary function similar to that of the redeem on the first UT. UT 2004 also has vehicles...other than that, it is basically the same as championship, and I'm thinking twice about getting it.
Delfino
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Suzo London, England Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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Matt King- was browsing through a few pages back of posts and downloaded your Kaleidoscope recording- I loved it! Great dynamics, loved that middle section especially. That's a good idea of yours about the MP3, sadly I don't have any recording gear at home and am always envious of people uploading their stuff online! One day I'll get round to it. Anyway, I would love to listen to it, even if I can't contribute right now!
Michelle- temporary asthma AND temporary insanity must be what I have then! LOL :-)
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Wed Nov 3 '04 4:36:50 am
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Simon Granada, Andalucia Spain Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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Suzie, damn right, black pudding is a disgrace. It should have been thrown out with hanging and drowning of the witch!
Delfino, yeah i'd definitely think twice man.....I personally hated Unreal Championship.....the characters and weapons were so cartoony they just looked stupid....they looked like warhammer gone wrong (and I never liked warhammer in the first place. hehe).
The vehicles and general design also appear to have been leeched from Halo, which is just plain lazy!
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Wed Nov 3 '04 4:53:26 am
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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962
Why do you have to move out of the UK since Bush may have won re-election here in the US?
We did not leave our country when your country threw out Winston Churchill after WWII.
(As an aside - I am not comparing Bush and Churchill.)
I did not leave the US after Russia/USSR threw out Gorbachev. Did you?
If Blair retains his position in next years election, should I leave the US?
If Blair loses his position next year, should I leave the US?
Maybe, I should just leave now and get a head start?
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Wed Nov 3 '04 5:42:42 am
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Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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Marines!
A college professor, an avowed Atheist, was
teaching his class. He shocked several of his students
when he flatly stated that there is no God, the
expression, "One Nation Under God", was
unconstitutional, and further, he was going to prove
there is no God.
Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this
platform. bsp; I'll give you 15 minutes!"
The lecture room fell silent.. You could have
heard a pin fall. Ten minutes went by. Again he
taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still
waiting."
His countdown got down to the last couple of
minutes when a Marine just released from active duty
and newly registered in the class walked up to the
professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent
him flying over teacups from his lofty platform.
The professor was out cold! At first the students were
shocked and babbled in confusion. The young Marine
took a seat in the front row and sat silent. The class
fell silent...waiting.
Eventually, the professor came to, shaken. He looked
at the young Marine in the front row. When he
regained his senses and could speak he yelled, "What's
the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
"God was busy. He sent me."
The classroom roared with applause.
G od Bless America!
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Wed Nov 3 '04 6:01:40 am
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Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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A husband took his wife to play her first round of golf.....
Nervous, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the largest house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in."
When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and
a broken antique lamp was lying on its side near the broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been
trapped in that lamp for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant
three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million
dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long,
healthy life! And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and
natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that lamp and haven't been with a woman in more than a
thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune,
and all those houses. What do you think?"
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good
fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same for you!"
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying
each other.
After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes
and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
" No kidding," he said, "Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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THE LITTLE GIRL AND THE COP
A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl named Mary on her new
shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike" the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation. The cop
said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it
to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the
horse, not on top."
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Wed Nov 3 '04 6:07:23 am
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Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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Sex In The Dark
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic.
You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
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Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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Sorry for the Caps
A MAN ESCAPES FROM PRISON WHERE HE HAS
BEEN FOR 15 YEARS. HE BREAKS INTO A HOUSE
TO LOOK FOR MONEY AND GUNS AND FINDS
A YOUNG COUPLE IN BED.
HE ORDERS THE GUY
OUT OF BED AND TIES HIM TO A CHAIR. WHILE
TYING THE GIRL TO THE BED HE GETS ON TOP
OF HER, KISSES HER NECK, THEN GETS UP AND
GOES INTO THE BATHROOM.
WHILE HE'S IN THERE, THE HUSBAND TELLS HIS WIFE:
"LISTEN, THIS GUY'S AN ESCAPED CONVICT, LOOK
AT HIS CLOTHES! HE PROBABLY SPENT LOTS OF
TIME IN JAIL AND HASN'T SEEN A WOMAN IN YEARS.
I SAW HOW HE KISSED YOUR NECK. IF HE WANTS SEX,
DON'T RESIST, DON'T COMPLAIN, DO WHATEVER HE
TELLS YOU. SATISFY HIM NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE
NAUSEATES YOU. THIS GUY IS PROBABLY VERY
DANGEROUS. IF HE GETS ANGRY, HE'LL KILL US.
BE STRONG, HONEY. I LOVE YOU"
TO WHICH THE WIFE RESPONDS: "HE WASN'T KISSING
MY NECK. HE WAS WHISPERING IN MY EAR.
HE TOLD ME HE THOUGHT YOU WERE CUTE, AND
ASKED IF WE HAD ANY VASELINE. I TOLD HIM IT
WAS IN THE BATHROOM. BE STRONG HONEY.
I LOVE YOU TOO!!"
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Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See
Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.
Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
The proctologist called
...they found your ZZZhead.
Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.
Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
Guys...just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one.
Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.
If you can read this..I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
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