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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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DelfinoPie

I was just being the smarter ass - plus, I thought it would be great if Joe would host your hair pulling off of body video (without pain).

ha ha ha

Tue Nov 15 '05 9:13:46 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Keniko

Always got to be one step in front of the scammers out there - they are crafty buggers, aren't they.

Tue Nov 15 '05 9:14:59 am Set this message as last read

gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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heyya Joe, how are you today? I am good. The mountain is going to open on friday...cant wait. So how is the new cd comming along. When is it going to be released? Just wondering. I am watching the new G3, again. lots of love. have a great day.

How are you all today?

Have a great day every one!

Kayla

Tue Nov 15 '05 10:14:20 am Set this message as last read

Don Quichotte

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I thought it was a good one,

Three students are following an english training in London, one is Swedish, one is German and the third one is French. In an assigment they have to build a sentence in english with the words pink, yellow and green.

The Swedish boy presents his work: "When I first opened the door and saw the green grass and the yellow flowers, I knew it was the begining of a Pink day"

Then comes the German student: "I had a delicious lunch, with pink ham, yellow lemon and green vegetables"

And the french: "Zis morning I (h)eard the phone, it was doing Green green, so I pink up the phone and say Yellow!!"

Tue Nov 15 '05 10:26:29 am Set this message as last read

Master Yoda
Neil Morgan
York, North Yorkshire
England
Plays: Guitar (30 years)
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Clarky - Now, you're a big lad, so I'm gonna assume you played rugby back in the day. Did you ever have that thing where in a maul or a ruck someone crapes their studs right down your leg and kind of semi draws blood? Damn, that hurts. Especially on a cold day!! I used to play left wing for my school and the amount of times that happened to me is unreal. I also remember once I was going for a try, and then their full back kicked me square in the face so I dropped the ball. Bastard. That's not a particularly pleasant feeling either... lol

Delfino - lol... Dude, that's a completely different word!!!! Or were you just being faeces? lmao

NM

Tue Nov 15 '05 10:58:40 am Set this message as last read

rob310
Rob D'Angelo
ACWORTH, GA
usa
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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hope everyone is having a good day. you too joe i hope recording is going well...
Tue Nov 15 '05 11:06:05 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Clarky:I just listened to Space Time & Curvature Exotic, your work with D.Cross has rubbed off well bro, great work!!
Tue Nov 15 '05 11:09:01 am Set this message as last read

Stevee T

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Zinc...thanks for the 809 heads ups!

civgeek...congrats on 900...

Ronnie....lol

mikesb...welcome back...hope ya got a nice tan?

svk...still waiting for Zenfish's tape

Zenfish...still waiting for Zenfish's tape.

gotta have Joe....ok I guess....

Edited Tue Nov 15 '05 11:19 am

Tue Nov 15 '05 11:10:52 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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Ugh! I feel like a bag of moldy ass. Which one of you chat buggers gave me a cold? C'mon, fess up! Maybe it's just from walking around with one shoe on, I dunno?

Vidhya, it sounds like you had a fantastic time. Wish I would have been there. Sounds like just what I need right now. lol! Actually, it sounds like the chat - birds and crocs. HA! Honey, you didn't miss nuthin'! lol!

Alexandre, did you get my email I wrote a while back in answer to your b-day email?

VFR, I'm sorry I haven't gotten back to you yet. Hope everyone is well. Hugs to the fam.

Wow, I literally just sat here staring at the sofa for about 5 minutes. It needs me, so must go comfort it. Where's my pillow and blankie....

*sniff*



Edited Tue Nov 15 '05 11:19 am

Tue Nov 15 '05 11:18:16 am Set this message as last read

Keniko
Ken Erickson
Addison, IL.
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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michelle......Ha, Ha....Just what does a bag of moldy ass smell like? I hope that nap makes you feel like a bag of Potpourri. I know that's a better smell fir sure.
Tue Nov 15 '05 11:44:29 am Set this message as last read

Keniko
Ken Erickson
Addison, IL.
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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OH...What the hell....Happy 400 to me ! ! ! Sorry I had to.....
Tue Nov 15 '05 11:46:04 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Keniko

Happy 400 posts to you

Congratulations !!

Tue Nov 15 '05 12:00:06 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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Ken, I don't smell like it, I feeeeel like it. I'm freshly showered and smell rather nice. Laid down for a half hour, but my son was playing NFL '06, which goes through the surround sound. All that football playing in my sleep made me hungry. I scarfed down some noodle soup and a sammish in record time. Feed a cold? Hell yeah. lol! Now it's time to get ready for work *groan*. Should be a fun night. It's not to bad if my little noggin isn't thumping, but when it does, oy mommy!!

SOTD - Pacabel's Cannon by George Winston

soooooooooothing

Tue Nov 15 '05 12:43:45 pm Set this message as last read

Keniko
Ken Erickson
Addison, IL.
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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michelle..... What a difference one word can make in a sentence. My fault. But I see that you smell like Potpourii. How can you see a smell?..... lol....I think you know what I mean. Hope the noggin' stops thumpin' soon and you feel better. Take care. Hugs to you.
Tue Nov 15 '05 1:00:15 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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You know whats cool man ,i will tell you whats cool man respect dignity all of that check this out man Every yr shortly after remebrance day your veterans day well on remeberance day this cop i know with another old cop in ther special uniforms go over to my neighnours house then shortly after that this lady they go see who works at the post office will see me in town by myself and give me a ride home a couple or few yrs ago i asked why she did that after every remebrance day she said it,s the cops they think about you and how many that have died at the same time they dont like all your war they rember the good cool hey another special agent this is from the cop that use to be specially assighned to me i usulaayy always let him live hes wittnessed afe w of his fellow coppers die cool though a little mini wolf2 remebrance day later wolf2.
Tue Nov 15 '05 1:05:27 pm Set this message as last read

DelfinoPie
Martin Phillips
King Of Monsters
Plays: Doctors & Nurses (
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Master Yoda

Yup...I'm just being faeces...yet again lmao...As you're recounting accidents and painful occurances, five minutes ago my mate through a TV remote at me and it hit me right in the end of the knob...now that is not pleasant in the slightest.

Zinc Master

It would be wierd to have Joe host a hair-removal video on his site..it would be slightly out of context with the rest of the site but I do think it would be suited to its own place on the home page lol.

Delfino


Edited Tue Nov 15 '05 1:25 pm
Tue Nov 15 '05 1:23:48 pm Set this message as last read

slgm

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Joe, just watched the S.F. DVD with my 8 & 4 year old girls... they both loved it... my 8 year old finally got the concept of string finger placement from this experience... THANK-YOU for making DVD's & CD's that are family friendly! You are my hero! SM
Tue Nov 15 '05 1:34:50 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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DelfinoPie

If your hair was being removed - there could be before and after pictures with pictures of Joe (with hair) and now.

Joe could give his thoughts on the best way to remove hair as well.

Man - we went way overboard on this topic - haven't we?

Tue Nov 15 '05 1:52:49 pm Set this message as last read

Keniko
Ken Erickson
Addison, IL.
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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slgm.... Welcome to the site. You gotta love the mind and energy of children. Perhaps your daughter is a child prodigy? I'd put a guitar in her hand as soon as possible. You never know. Take care.
Tue Nov 15 '05 1:57:05 pm Set this message as last read

hariseldon1

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Do you use a light touch on the fretboard, or do you maintain calluses?

Al DeMeola's fingertips are as supple as a babies ass (trust me - we had beers in Vegas - another story for perhaps another time). Three of his strings are nylon, but still....

Thanks

Tue Nov 15 '05 2:13:48 pm Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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Clarky, Clarky, callin Clarky!! DISASTER. Just clicked on my favourites, Joe Satriani Home, well here I am that's fine, Ah click on Clarky site for music while I read the post.

"Computer says No!!!!!" Computer says "This site is illegal"

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, IT'S A FAVOURITE SITE" says I "Favourite, as in, I love it and use it loads, what are you doin to me, you stupid hunk of metal, I, your leader chose this site personally, what do you mean it's illegal?"

"Computer says No!!!!!" Computer says "This site is illegal"

"Gnaaaaagh" say I, OK I think, I'll find it again on T2J, yeah right only been a squillion posts since then.

Please help and post it again? Pleeeeeeeaaaase. Or someone tell me another way round this?

COMPUTERS EH!!!!!!!

Hugs Satriella xx

Tue Nov 15 '05 2:23:47 pm Set this message as last read

EViL DC5
Chris Carson
Fairfax, VA
USA
Plays: Guitar (26 years)
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I feel like everything is moving in slow motion. Is it just me?

-Chris

Tue Nov 15 '05 2:27:37 pm Set this message as last read

Suzie2000
Suzo
London,
England
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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CLARKY- Hope you enjoy tomorrow eve. Sounds good! "Head of Owen" LOL

MARI- Thanks for chat yesterday eve- managed to type on my computer at 12.30 a.m. all the things that are pissing me off about my job, even if I can't do anything about them.... mantra for the rest of this term: "I will let everything go over my head... I will ignore senior management..." LOL!!!

CIVGEEK - Happy 900th :) and many more hereafter! Just don't mention the war...

MICHELLE- hope you are feeling better soon! :)

KENIKO- Happy 400th! Oh and we finally got to look at your website- it's brilliant! Nice work. :)

Tue Nov 15 '05 2:45:38 pm Set this message as last read

Suzie2000
Suzo
London,
England
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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Dr Mindcrime- care to expand on that?
Tue Nov 15 '05 2:47:59 pm Set this message as last read

Eoinsy
Eoin O'Sullivan
Co. Dublin,
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (21 years)
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hi joe, i'v heard rumours ur coming 2 ireland next year... is there any truth in that? if not do u have any dates u might be playing here?cheers
Tue Nov 15 '05 2:53:52 pm Set this message as last read
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