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michelle

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa*takes breath* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha*pounds fist on desk and wipes tears* hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Whooo Roland, that was a good one!

Mon Nov 22 '04 10:21:41 am Set this message as last read

962
Simon
Granada, Andalucia
Spain
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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michelle, good rant, well done!
opticalstudio, thanks dude, and mmmmm, cheeeeerrrrrry! hehe, sounds like a nice custom job.....metallic-cherry is a great colour!
everybody, practice what you preach.
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/5/simondaultreymusic.htm
Mon Nov 22 '04 10:22:25 am Set this message as last read

Namm Man

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Roland2112

You are right. Great concert too. When I saw the eagles they said it was a resumption not a reunion. I miss them.

Namm Man

Mon Nov 22 '04 10:27:31 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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DamIMissNamm

Aren't the Eagles still touring?

Mon Nov 22 '04 10:31:19 am Set this message as last read

Namm Man

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Zinc Master

Yes they are in Australia. Some spring dates in the east. I haven't heard anything good from them in awhile.

Some bands seem to be able to have a long and prosperous career. Their music evolves with them and they just keep on keeping on. Look at RUSH. 30 years of writing and playing what they want. I wish the Eagles were like that. What a great band in the early years.

Some bands fade like a shooting star. Motley Crue, etc..

Some Bands should never have made it, Nirvana etc....

My 1.5 cents.

Namm Man

Edited Mon Nov 22 '04 10:37 am

Mon Nov 22 '04 10:36:56 am Set this message as last read

Steven Wilde

ShredZone, CaliFunia
USA
Plays: Guitar (21 years)
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962- Hey thank's! all My guitars are red! one way or another! Not because of Joe either, I have always loved red!! My racing bikes and car's were all Red!...When I get decent pic's I will post them on My site so You can check them out!...You got it! on the practice thing!...Do You have any tunes marketable?
Mon Nov 22 '04 10:43:17 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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DamIMissNamm

Yeah, I heard they (Eagles) were down under.

Motley - they are "trying" to come back, again - maybe next year. I like Motley - not sure what they are doing though. You can join their new fan club (owned by the band) for $40 - you get a t-shirt, and the "opporunity" to get good tickets (hum - sounds like either they need money, or they are touring next year).

Nirvana - I liked them at first, then get real bored with them (grunge in general) - they were novel, but the novelty wore off real quick.

Other bands seem never to die (except for short times) - Aerosmith, Stones, Scorpions, Bon Jovi, Dokken, Poison.

Some of the bands are good - others not.

Mon Nov 22 '04 10:48:15 am Set this message as last read

Namm Man

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Zinc Master

Dokken, man I trowsed out when I first heard "Mr. Scary". George Lynch had a phenomenal tone and a teeth grinding, nipple spanking style. For the type of music that they played, George was definitely the man. Another solo that I can listen to over and over is "When the lights go down" Ahhh the days of rewind play...rewind....play... wearing the tape out!

Namm Man

Mon Nov 22 '04 11:08:11 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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DamIMissNamm

Yeah - Dokken rocked - their newer stuff is a lot more mellow - plus Lynch is no longer in the band, again. He is in, out, back, out, around, out, ect.

Rockin with Dokken - a good time.

Dream Warriors, It's Not Love, ect - good tunes.

Mr. Scary - absolutely rocks!

Mon Nov 22 '04 11:12:14 am Set this message as last read

astrobiob

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Still waiting for some kind of cyclone to deliver me 'over the rainbow' to that colorful Land of Oz.
Mon Nov 22 '04 11:26:14 am Set this message as last read

Noppa
Kimmo Taskinen
Jyväskylä,
Finland
Plays: Drums (40 years)
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Hi everybody! I'm getting a bit busy (again) with my job (long days, 6/week)... and I must give my family the time they need/want from me... so I probably can't keep visiting here as regularly as I have for this recent period.

Last comments (from me, for now) about "The most passionate rock/pop -scream ever -poll":

SteveeT: "Edgar Winter on 'Tobacco Road' ... and Wilson Picket on 'Funky Broadway', 'Mustang Sally' or 'In The Midnight Hour' "; Edgar is really good (and passionate) on that one (the original in 1970)! ... Wilson Picket is... well, I've heard all of those, but don't have anything from him at my music collection (perhaps that's my loss)... but for shure, passionate he can be!

Do The Stu: "Chris Robinson on Black Crowes' 'She Talks To Angels' "; How come I never suggested that!?!...Chris' screaming could rip your heart out... that's a good one to close this poll (for me).

Thanks for the e-mail! I just listened the live version of "Warehouse" and it sounded very good [smiling/nodding my head]... I'll get back to you when I've listened them all (once I have a bit more time)...very interesting...


marimariSRV: ...yeah, my kids are both really something! They rock! Their taste is of course influenced a lot by my constant listening of good music...which is an important part of their raising. I'm shure they would love to have you as their 'aunt from America' ;-) ... but as I told in the story (between the lines), that kind of moments are the ones for me that makes this life worth everything!

Laters all...

Edited Mon Nov 22 '04 11:31 am

Mon Nov 22 '04 11:28:33 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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The Top 5 Terrorist Perfumes


5> Jihad Me at Hello

4> Eau de Humanity

3> Chanel No. C4

2> Bill Blast

and the Number 1 Terrorist Perfume...

1> Ka'al bin Klein Eternity in Hell, You Infidels!

Mon Nov 22 '04 11:32:55 am Set this message as last read

MadMack
Vince Macaskill
Centurion, Gauteng
South Africa
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Hey Guys & Gals

Us here in South Africa don't have many rock radio stations. Radio Stations are still government controlled i.e. very few airwave licenses are issued and stations are strictly regulated, but they are making huge progress in de-regulating. What I'm trying to say, is that can someone suggest some stations that have on-line live broadcasts? As I am keen to know what is played overseas, especially in the USA. Remember, you won't hear JS on the airwaves hear. Do the stations in USA play his numbers? The only one worth listening to from South Africa is www.tuksfm.co.za try it.

Mon Nov 22 '04 11:48:49 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. After the first day of school, their son comes racing into the house, goes straight into his room and slams the door shut. Mom and dad are a little worried about this and go to his room to see if he is okay. They find him sitting at his desk doing his homework. The boy keeps doing that for the rest of the year. At the end of the year the son brings home his report card and gives it to his mom and dad. Looking at it they see under math an A+. Mom and dad are very happy and ask the son, "What changed your mind about learning math?"

The son looked at mom and dad and said, "Well, on the first day when I walked into the classroom, I saw a guy nailed to the plus sign at the back of the room behind the teacher's desk and I knew they meant business."

Mon Nov 22 '04 11:48:58 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Questions you Hope your Pupils won't Ask you


Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of its bottle?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

You know how most packages say "Open here"? What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes?

Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

Edited Mon Nov 22 '04 11:54 am

Mon Nov 22 '04 11:53:07 am Set this message as last read

Namm Man

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MadMack

"What I'm trying to say, is that can someone suggest some stations that have on-line live broadcasts?"

I love Knac online metal click here

Happy Hunting.

Namm Man

Mon Nov 22 '04 11:54:33 am Set this message as last read

ILoveThailand

Plays: Other
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actually michelle:

This is what I said.."I have a big ego and a big dick" (y'all know its a joke)

Then dammmissnamm says "your big ego makes you a big dick"

loser.

Mon Nov 22 '04 11:58:04 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Things Found Only in America


1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Mon Nov 22 '04 12:02:32 pm Set this message as last read

Namm Man

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jazzzzzzzy

Drop it. Quit with all this loser crap.

Namm Man

Mon Nov 22 '04 12:04:43 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay check.

When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" He replied, "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

Mon Nov 22 '04 12:06:12 pm Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Clarky:"yours" is celtic slang,meaning "your family & friends" "The pond"...well...the planet lives on one,lol, be it with salt or not,dont y think? although the pond can be a bit of a nightmare,lol.Great t know y got the mail intact & your onto it bro & good luck with all in your music

Michelle:You really bring some sunshine t the site,I,ve heard noone mention Billy Bobham while i,ve been here,Stratus & Red Baron from the Spectrum album.... how many hours i spent with that on the deck jammin with it, did y know he played on Frank Gambale,s latest album?

marimariSRV:Great pic of you n Steve V darlin & yip i,m back t work on things music related at last.I,m on hot toe mode,must get these final 2 tracks finished b4 15 Dec!!! arghhh I hate being rushed on this,but i guess all people do.After Feb,cause work is well....shite in Jan i,ll be looking at the final cd cover & etc etc....a bit strange how a lifetimes work ends up in just under an hour,lol

alexandrecaetano:Same as bro on the music & i wish you the very best on your journey.The t2j site is a way t expand our heart & mind thanks t Joe & Crew,t see & hear what people feel.It never fails t amaze me

Ovation1:Just cant get the last 5 arps with feel into my hands ol bro,lol,man its damn hard work! Can Anyone make me 18 again on ebay,lmao

Mon Nov 22 '04 12:08:05 pm Set this message as last read

McDave

Cook, MN

Plays: Guitar (40 years)
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In the immortal words of Rodney King....."Can't we all just get along?"....bah hah hah !!!

Michelle....happy 2000th...plus one !!!

Mon Nov 22 '04 12:10:24 pm Set this message as last read

MadMack
Vince Macaskill
Centurion, Gauteng
South Africa
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DamlMissNamm

Thanks.......am listening at the moment.

Mon Nov 22 '04 12:11:04 pm Set this message as last read

Silmarien
Martina ( Dyer)
London,
GB/PL
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Zinc - great stuff hahahahahahahaha really enjoyed :)
Mon Nov 22 '04 12:18:43 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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MadMack, try www.1077thebone.com

Jazzy, drop it like it's hot!

Slan, hiya pal! My husband introduced me to Billy way back in the day. That's good stuff for the mind :) I didn't know he played on Franks album.

SupaaDave, thanks! It took long enough. lol!

Mon Nov 22 '04 12:19:54 pm Set this message as last read
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