Big Bad Moon 1889....my son has the line 6 pod coming any day now...he has researched it to DEATH and can't wait! Our local guitar store owner is also very excited to finally be carrying this line of products. He said there is a guitar made to go with the line 6, which of course my son will also want (but not get until he has more money!) and together they are supposed to be KILLER!! We'll let ya know after it gets here.

OH! and YEAH, get the Satch Tapes as soon as possible. It's awesome. We get to see several music videos that Joe made for songs like Summer Song, Big Bad Moon (LOOOOVE that one!!) I Believe, Always With Me, Always With You...it's like a documentary about Joe's life up to and including the Extremist album..lots of great music and plenty of insights from Joe and about Joe...Nigel Tufnel is in it too and is hilarious!! You can find it on ebay, at Amazon, probably lots of places!! And if you like the self-titled Joe Satriani album, there is also a video out called The Reel Satriani..it's awesome too and all about what he went through creating and recording that album. Enjoy!

Stevee T, LOL!! We're going to have to do something about your depressed attitude, you really sound so very down all the time... :) Actually, you're really flying high tonight...whas up w' dat? Peace, love and happiness right backatcha!!

Michelle, how's things?? Any better? Btw, hospitals almost always have a program people can apply for to help pay their medical bills...ask the billing office about it. He would have to meet the qualifications, but ya never know, could give him some financial relief!!

coolio986 besides he is a big boy now. no one made him buy it. If he dosen't like what he baught he should blame himself! Many fans love that album and no one gives a shit if he dosen't!

Hey Joe: Did you talk to Nuno about a future G3 with him at this year's NAMM??

to hell with stryper and their victoria secrets clothing....

cheese101: i'm the full package and no puns intended :D

estrela: thanks so much! peace!

steve t: thats a grateful dead song trucking, I posted the lyrics because you said "what a ;ong ytrip its been;"

I'm watching the show MXC tonight, and they're doing the "jump over objects back onto the surfboard as it moves around the obstacle course" game. The one guys comes out quite excited (aren't they all) to get his turn to stay on the board and not fall in the water below. He jumps over the first object, and comes down with one foot on the board, the other off, and quickly falls oh so awkwardly into the water below. The announcer says "Ohhh! He overprojaculates and falls into..." I couldn't even hear the rest. The word "OVERPROJACULATES" hit my damn funnybone so hard I was laughing for about 5 minutes. I'm going to try like hell to make that word a part of my vocabulary from now on. lmao! You guys could use it like, within your bands. Say one of your band members (or yourself) thinks they're having the most brilliant session ever. They add some crazy riff that has the rest of the band looking at each other like "what the hell was that?". That's an overprojaculation. Or, for example, at one of Joe's live shows. We've all seen Joe in a zone. He can hang on to the end of a song so long that Matt, Jeff and Galen could go out and have a spaghetti dinner and a bottle of wine and come back and Joe's still finishing up the last few licks - that's OVERPROJACULATION. lmmfao!!! Go ahead, feel free to use it throughout your weekend and see how many people agree. Overprojaculation is much more common than you think.

So much to say, So much to say, So much to say, Open up my head and let me out - Little baby!

I'm 706 posts behind and there is so much I want to reply to, but not enough time.

Dunc-a-dik:

If you don't like the music then return it to the HMV or whatever and get your 7 squiggly Els (L). Though I do not wish to discourage you from participating in discussions here, this forum is not the place for that kind of thing.

After all this is a fans site for mystery and intrigue concerning all things Joe and other things like just saying hi to people, trading secrets, things we like and dislike is always a good discussion, accept for the things you don't like.

Go with peace, return with anger, rejoice, its all good my babies..(Conan) "Im a gonna go, to hell when I die,..I'm a gonna go to hell when I die!"

i'm high on diet pepsi dudes.

jsjs: you going to satch? have fun man! save the stryper money and buy a satch t shirt.

song for this night: The Journey! from SBM

PERHAPS:

XtrChessReal has OVERPROJACULATED his handle.

" I dunno i just get to going and things get started then a lame comes in, i think what the he** is this all about. Then my gander gets a little restless and makes itself known. one thing leads to another, things go faster and faster but with firm direction. Within a short period of time I suddenly OVERPROJACULATE all over my computer keyboard.

Sorry, its been too long since the last time.

I just let myself go..

I forgot to stop at that one point..

Don't worry I'll take care of you too..

Jazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy:

you there?

Cuthie: "John Cougar Menstrualcramp (is he actually famous outside Indiana?)" I thought he was famous everywhere

kd6aaj: tell her "good on her" and tell the rude doctors to grow a heart.

JS JS: have fun with Stryper. The best thing about their CDs is looking at the photos of them in black and yellow leather with the big hair. "To he-e-e-e-e-ell with the devil"

Which way did he go,..Which way did he go...

Does everyone go to bed at the same time here or what?

I got three hours before bedtime...

I could try tickling out another OVERPROJACULATION.

Where are the professional musicians, surely you are still up...

I just finished my first beer...feelin like Raymond asking for sex from Debra.

Its lonely out here...

Come on you T2Js...

I know iknow i know, This is one of those things that people like to do, act like your not there to get the guy on the other end of the line to worry....right?!

Well its not gonna work on me.. I'll tell ya..

Is this a fake hang up?

This is a fake hang up isn't it?

I know its a fake hang up.

Right?..

Cmon T2Js tell me its a fake hang up.

Okay, well I am gonna hang up but, not because you succeeded with your little fake hang up.

Its just that...

Well...

I was abused as a child.

My mum never hugged me.

Me dad was always goin about hittin me brothers.

Me uncle was always sayin I was his special little buddy.

Then he would put his hand on me privates.

Me mum caught him once when she came home from a John's call earlier than expected.

Then she yelled at me for being so gullable and weak.

Mum said I couldn't have dinner for being bad and sent to me room.

I remember hearing them laughing about it. I was just confused and upset with no one to talk to..."What was happening to me?" I kept thinking..

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Oh alright its not a fake hang up...

Zenfish:

You are French? Were you born in France?

steven.....down one moment ,,,up the next,,,,that is exactly how i felt as soon as i opened my inbox......anyway,,,thank yu once again bro.also thank yu for the mails..i appreciate the trouble yu are undertaking to get the dtcd to me...cheers...god bless yu.....take cae and yes...yu have mail....jordan and samantha says hi to yu and yur folks.regards to them from me.peace.

artanis...cheers mate,,thank yu for the message(mail)...actually i missed it coz in the last few days the comp has been giving a lot of problems..anyway thank yu once again..i appreciate it...honest...hop on mate.....just curious...du yu have any kangaroo as a pet?

tracie..thanks for the mai..yu have one too.....regards to yur folks too.....god bless and take care.

zenny....yes i like yu man...lol......hey bro,,,i aint gay.........well i appreciate yur honest efforts to accomplish yurself musically but that does not mean that i am infatuated .......lol........just kidding,,,chill out man..peace and keep on rocking.

austin......tired of posting to yu ......when is yur return due man........whats wrong...are yu tired of posting here?

michelle....sorry to hear about yur dad,,guess must have by passed yur messages and thus missed the part regarding yur dad..sorry.....prayers are with him...cheer up.......regards to him........god bless and take care.yu have mail.

jazzy..........HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN.....one year of association with this board....huge achievement.......peace bro...keep it up........btw..what did those symbols mean.......fireworks?cheers.

lucysorets........hi......whats up//.////////take care and god bless.

hey guys.....enough for the weekend.....till next week.......all yu guys.....HAVE A NICE AND FUN FILLED(GOD FEARING)WEEKEND....

STEVEN....yur the man brother...peace and best wishes always....god bless yu my friend....yu deserve all the love and blessings....cheers.have a nice weekend...call yu on sunday..be there.........;hola.

Well, the Battle Of The Bands we played at turned out to be a fix. What a fucking joke. We played out of our skin and totally destroyed every other band there. We had the best reception by miles - literally everyone there was up at the stage loving us, and singing along. We haven't gigged since July '04, so to still get that reception was amazing. Any other local band would just be forgotten about after that amount of time. And there was a seriously hot chick checking me out... lol

But, it turns out that the one judge (which is a joke in itself) was friends with the winning band and works for the local newspaper which had predicted the winning band. And he was pissed after about two bands had played. What a fucking insult to everyone involved, not just us. An absolute waste of time, except for the fact that we played really well and the punters loved it. That's the main thing I guess.

Clarky - What time are we meeting on Sunday? About half ten/eleven like last time?

SteveeT.....I thought you were joking when you asked Jazzy how he came up with those brilliant lyrics....OMG...everybody knows that tune...LMAO !