Hey there guys. I've always loved your song "Crush of Love". I came up with a great video idea to go with it. I don't think you have a music video for this song. I would love to share it with you. I hope you are incline to giving it a try.

Let me know. My email address is "steppinstone99@yahoo.com" I hope to hear from you, it would be a kick ass video and I believe it represents what you stand for as a musician!

Thanks,

Elana

(Feel fee to change to Bush / Cheney)

John Kerry meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"

"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Kerry frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle."

The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"

Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?"

The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."

"Yes, Very good," says the Queen."

Back at campaign headquarters, Kerry asks to speak with John Edwards.

"John, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," says John Edwards. "Let me get back to you on that one."

John Edwards goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room with Dick Gephart.

Edwards shouts, "Dick! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Dick Gephart yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"

John Edwards smiles. "Thanks!"

Edwards goes back to speak with Kerry. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Dick Gephart."

marimariSRV

SOTD

Samantha Fox "I want to have some fun"

anyone remember that one - it was on the radio on the way in

ahh - enough make it stop

No longer the SOTD

ahh - make the voices stop

I no longer want to have any fun

Tony Blair had surgery yesterday.

I had the same procedure earlier this year. It is a very serious situation - my heart rate went up to 240 beats a minute.

I had to be shocked (you know when they put the paddles on and say clear) back to normal rhythm.

That is not fun.

I was scared s#itless about the procedure - but in the end it was a breeze - very glad I had the procedure.

death cube k - no I dont play an instrument - but I used to sing

....your french ass hasnt left yet?

Jazzy - If I had to chose between Hillary and Baywatch or MM I would definately not that skinny freak Marilyn.

Zinc Master - I remember that one. (I think I'm dating myself) Didn't she do porn also? I think I remember something about that.

civgeek: If i chose between manson or hillary duff to make music, I would pick manson. Hillary duff has no talent except for looking hot in front of the camera. Disposable music, imo.

civgeek

Death cube k: do you like Machete of colma at all? Its so damn intense, especially when he reaches that peak and the drumming stops for a second or two. Quite amazing. I have pop override, colma and electric tears. Any other stuff of his that is good? i kinda stay away from his fatser stuff because its just too ahead of me...so tell me some of stuff that harder and better.

song of the day: machete by buckethead

Clarky: Samantha's old. Her tits probably touch the floor now.

How about some new ones?

therefore, I declare the tits of the day

(drumroll)

jazzy - her tits touched the floor when she was young...

and yes she's in her mid 30's [which is I believe when girlies peak - a nice combination of youth and milage... mmmmm]

and I guess that if you found discovered her laying in your sack you'd be like
"get the fuck out.. you're an old woman".... lmao...

Thanks for the welcome back guys and gals!! :-)

I didnt have much time to check what you guy's have been talking about, but all I gotta say is that Kerry is KICKING SOME ASS!! ;-) :-)

jazzzzzzzy: I saw your post about the Kotzen purchase!!.... Enjoy man, Richie is the most talented unknown singer, songwriter and guitarist out there!!.... I practice voice training and Richie is hard to emulate, but I'm getting there, lol, btw.... The Best Of contains Socialite2004 which is the most kicks ass song I think I've ever heard!!!!....

Thank's again guys and gals, I got some catching up to do :-) :-( g'nite, and tell JOE I said hi!! ;-)

btw, Clarky.... I got your Goju-Ryu coming soon bro!!....

Mikey - you are awesome bro.... thanks a million.... let me know by e-mail what I owe you.. and in what currency you want paying

Samantha Fox...I see many nights of serving me dinner, washing my clothes, doing the dishes, polishing my guitar, shining the door knob.....she probably has to get the fuck out of the bed because she has work to do.

Clarky, re the racing "heart" metronome LMAO,

Petrucci fans fore,

Great Kat fans aft,

Michael (Batio) Angelo fans port,

Clarky, re your impending mini-tour with the Cross Band, what do you do regarding your day job? Leave of absence, vacation or pretending to drum up business in the orient...