Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Computer Jokes
-- Backups are usually good, unless there is a sewer involved.
-- If word processing a presentation about guns, be sure to know
how to use bullets.
-- Some computer equipment got shot. It was a graphic display.
-- Will this computer last five years? Obsoletely!
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Mon Aug 22 '05 8:08:09 am
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JS_JS
Jacob Stewart
Washington
U S
Plays: Guitar (22 years)
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man, I haven't posted in a long time, I guess I really haven't had much to say. I've been busy too with work and stuff. has anyone done or been up to anything interesting lately? I havne't really.
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Mon Aug 22 '05 9:42:22 am
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wolf2
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This is a goodone man ,a few yrs ago the cops stop by asking me why one of my babes dresses like she does and her life pattern man well he,s going most wouldnt do that and you see each other here here and here then nothing then you two are havung sex someplace and she litterally dreses so wolf2 can check it out what is it is she recognized that way by your biker friend if you have them , there going on about her tits being able to see her whole nipple wondering why shes all tits and why she makes like kissing symbols to me when shes sdriving by and oh man it was crazy man,so anyways man they go see her ask her if she thinks im a biker and if shesrecognized by the bikers and why she dreses like that and why she does the things she does and she,s married man so she sais no bikers i just hope he still or likes me even more when i were that so anyways they by it she sais orgasm man lots real gism he,s mine hopefully forever now leave and that was the end of it but yeah donny knows what she weres man crazy hey man later wolf2
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Mon Aug 22 '05 10:25:03 am
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Clarky
Paul Clark
plays the organ, going blind
www.paul-clark.com
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ocps - nice one... glad you got to the bottom of the mains-hum grief...
can be very frustrating figuring that shit out....
especially when you find out it's something crap like a fridge in the kitchen filling up the earth conductor with junk....
Slansh - "They even make a special unacceptable edition pedal for you man,the Agonizer!!! y have t complain though,theres no Jerry can knob,lmao "
roflmfao......
so what would the 'depth' control do... lmao.....
mari - hmmmm ... growing a new one.....
if that starts to happen I'll let you know....
so far it's a lot like my guitar pick...
a 2.0mm stubby... lmao..
1939 - never in the field of human conflict
have so many died due to so few...
Edited Mon Aug 22 '05 10:40 am
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Mon Aug 22 '05 10:38:43 am
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garrison
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yep that is the THE Truth... Time is 1:23 pm
joe what is the X-ray of your hand left and now fret length
that is = to customer = custom , your hand size ratio guitar
and the = to the size hand of the customer fret length and play ability... ride... mysticalpotatoehead groove thing...
bells of II... raspberry delta jam...
A N D Joe in two years i will be in san franny with the finest
smoke den asian op and it will be almost rx grade pure that
just a daub , kb nugget hd, tequeila ultra-premium, budwieser
long necks red label, corona mas finas, dos equis, scallops,
salmon, whiting, ... just a little ... love you long time , the
buzz high heaven...
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Mon Aug 22 '05 12:40:56 pm
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FabLawyer of SBM
Ronnie Anderson
Atlanta, Georgia
USA
Plays: Vocals (39 years)
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Mari - Was Slanshroom's CD stolen too? If so, email me Steven's address.
Hope all is good.
Ronnie
btw rudimentary webboard up on the roymarchbank site now - feel free to leave comments - nice ones!!
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Mon Aug 22 '05 12:44:57 pm
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DelfinoPie
Martin Phillips
King Of Monsters
Plays: Doctors & Nurses (
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Wow msn is being an absolutel corn-hole to me tonight. Won't let me sign in or anything...
Today I went shopping for the shoes I want, a pair of DC Arrows in Navy and Orange, not one skate shop or alternative footwear shop had them...not even in the other colours. I was pretty annoyed so I got myself a mini-fillet burger from KFC for 99p...its at this point I will state I had £80 on me before I bought the KFC. So i thought ah well I'll just look round randomly when I found a jacket I liked and wanted. Now my mom said any clothes I buy for university she'd pay me back for. So I thought sweeeeeeet I'll get it. How much did it cost I hear you ask?..80 frickin pound...I was now 99p short Grrrrrrrrrr!!!
I'm going to get it tomorrow though.
Also found out today my graphics card is wank but my dads talking about buying me lots of RAM and a new graphics card for uni anyway.
So none of the resident nerds will be able to judge me on my PC specs...and if they do I'll just tell em they need to get laid and stop talking shite. Already had to do it twice so far to some unsuspecting nerds. Bless em'.
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Ive got Elderscrolls 3 on the xbox, its good but let down by glitches. The PC version of the game is mint though and has a massive following. So I think oblivion is one to watch, and yeah the screen shot of the guy standing at the entrance to the forest is incredible I was like "No way!?". The King Kong game looks wicked too.
Delfino
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Mon Aug 22 '05 1:41:54 pm
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SlickPotatoHead
Iain Robertson
Blairdrummond, Stirling
Scotland
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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I believe those figures meandmrvai but i totally agree with you on the PS3, it doesnt have any gamer interaction, its just gonna be a robot, you should check out "the colony" video microsoft made about the 360, looks awesome.
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Mon Aug 22 '05 3:20:34 pm
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infidelinc
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Hello everyone.
I was a student of Geoff Tyson, who was a student of Joe's.
Here's a little remix treat for all you Satch fans out there...
Not-of-this-Earth Remix
One of my favorite early Satriani tracks.
Added some rhythm guitar parts & mangled with love.
-Chris Aidan
Edited Mon Aug 22 '05 9:14 pm
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Mon Aug 22 '05 4:13:59 pm
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Gumball
Jocelyn Diaz
West Hills, California
USA
Plays: Vocals (26 years)
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Hi Joe I've been thinking when are you gonna come out with a new album for us fans ! ^_^ I am in love with your music and I still have to say thank you to my cousin Andy who introduced me to and you it, and he got it from my brother. So I am very thankful ! I always listen to your music when I get a chance. But I really wish I had enough money to go to one of your concerts It would mean the world to me!
Thank you I hope u read this bye I love you Joe
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Mon Aug 22 '05 4:35:03 pm
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marimariSRV
mari satch samurai
Boston, MA
usa
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SteveeT: Thanks!! Winning my Bodybuilding competitions were the most rewarding experiences of my life...it's hard to describe how life changing that can be. I'm looking forward
to reshaping my life once again. I'm sure if I was a Mom that would be tops. ;) My tour is looking better and better!! "It's going to be a most Excellent Adventure"!! heehee. The Wrath of Cheese........LMAO!!!
Do The Stu: Hey Austin!! I've been thinking of you......hope all's well.
Alexandre: It was so wonderful to talk with you, I'm so glad you called! I hope Goncalo Pereira's DVD Introduce party goes well. Congratulations to him and the Band! Don't work to hard Alex. My photo life is getting better and better! I'm sure Joe is busy writing and/or recording. We will be hearing from him very soon I think........I miss him too!! Kisses to you!
~~Sea Eyes~~!
I have to cut this short.....I'll get back to the rest of yah later. I've got ZZ Top tomorrow night and I need to wind down and get sleep. However, just have to post to Ronnie and Shel before I sign off......
FabLawyerSBM: Yes, Roy's CD was stolen too!! I waited till I had Slan's CD so I could just send them both together.......Bummer! That is so kind of you to send another one for me. Just make sure you send it signature required. I'll send you the money if you'd like. I still have to talk to you about my upcoming tour......I have questions about Glasgow and Newcastle. I hope you don't mind.......I probably won't get to mail you about that till next week but I'll get Steven's address to you straight away. Thanks!!
Michelle: I remember what I forgot!! LOL! .....My friend Lisa in San Fran (btw the Joe in Wine Country was not televised at 6:30 on channel 11, it wasn't anywhere in the programing) met up with Eric Sardinas and his Band earlier this month at 2 shows. Her and a g/f became good friends with Eric's Drummer and Bassist. I sent Lisa a few photos of Eric and Co and she sent them on to Patrick the Drummer...........They're very interested in having me take photos on the upcoming tour. I'm in!! Cool! It get's even better.........I sent an email about a week or so ago to Eric's website to see if they were interested in some of my photos. They only had an addy to sign up for emails but I wrote a letter and sent it. They didn't have a webmaster like Joe. No photos other than promos. Tonight when I get home there is an email from Eric's Manager/Owner of the firm. He's also Steve VAi's manager and Eric will be with Steve again for the European leg of his tour. They are very interested in my photos and would like to keep them on file/archive something like that. He said that photo passes shouldn't be a problem.......let him know if I have any difficulties, etc. They are extremely nice people!! I have a great feeling about this......just like my last tour....better than my wildest dreams!!!
This is going to be a most excellent adventure!!! ;)
mari
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Mon Aug 22 '05 6:57:41 pm
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civgeek
Matt Dorado
Portland, OR
USA
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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BAND UPDATE
Well it looks like we have a line up!!!! We have found three other guys with similar goals and chops that are not assholes. Noone drinks excesively (with the exception of me when I'm in the chat Woo Hoo V&C), and everyone has lots of experience with playing out. We are now going through the set lists. when I have a better idea I'll post for comment. Have a good night all.
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Mon Aug 22 '05 7:12:39 pm
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GODGUNSGUITARS
JESUS, 45Colts, Warmoths
2101 Studio GSP/JSX, Back home in Louisiana
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (43 years)
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Hello everyone
Sorry I haven't been on in a while. I have been averaging 65 hour weeks for a couple of months now. Nuff said. Hope all is well with you and GOD bless.
JOE: Come to Anchorage
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Mon Aug 22 '05 8:15:28 pm
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