Come on girls how can you resist

I want meet nice western girlies for chitchat and sexytime - preference lady with yellow hairs, with plough experience and little or no history of retardation in family. I would like to meet you and make romance inside you.

Also I like meet nice men, as friend - no sexytime

Zinc:Sup bro

Suzie2000

Yep - pretty well.

Bought pants the other day - smallest size I have purchased in some some some time.

Been trying to keep / stay healthy.

slanshroom

Same old stuff.

Just trying to have a little fun every day - some days I am more successful than others.

Here is a pretty neat little thing from Paul Harvey. Can you guess the riddle at the end.

Paul Harvey Writes:

We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse. For my grandchildren, I'd like better.

I'd really like for them to know about hand me down clothes and homemade ice cream and leftover meat loaf sandwiches. I really would.

I hope you learn humility by being humiliated, and that you learn honesty by being cheated.

I hope you learn to make your own bed and mow the lawn and wash the car.

And I really hope nobody gives you a brand new car when you are sixteen.

It will be good if at least one time you can see puppies born and your old dog put to sleep.

I hope you get a black eye fighting for something you believe in.

I hope you have to share a bedroom with your younger brother/sister. And it's all right if you have to draw a line down the middle of the room ,but w hen he wants to crawl under the covers with you because he's scared, I hope you let him.

When you want to see a movie and your little brother/sister wants to tag along, I hope you'll let him/her.

I hope you have to walk uphill to school with your friends and that you live in a town where you can do it safely.

On rainy days when you have to catch a ride, I hope you don't ask your driver to drop you two blocks away so you won't be seen riding with someone as uncool as your Mom.

If you want a slingshot, I hope your Dad teaches you how to make one instead of buying one.

I hope you learn to dig in the dirt and read books.

When you learn to use computers, I hope you also learn to add and subtract in your head.

I hope you get teased by your friends when you have your first crush on a boy\girl, and when you talk back to your mother that you learn what ivory soap tastes like.

May you skin your knee climbing a mountain, burn your hand on a stove and stick your tongue on a frozen flagpole.

I don't care if you try a beer once, but I hope you don't like it. And if a friend offers you dope or a joint, I hope you realize he is not your friend.

I sure hope you make time to sit on a porch with your Grandma/Grandpa and go fishing with your Uncle.

May you feel sorrow at a funeral and joy during the holidays.

I hope your mother punishes you when you throw a baseball through your neighbor's window and that she hugs you and kisses you at Hannukah/Christmas time when you give her a plaster mold of your hand.

These things I wish for you - tough times and disappointment, hard work and happiness. To me, it's the only way to appreciate life.

Written with a pen. Sealed with a kiss. I'm here for you. And if I die before you do, I'll go to heaven and wait for you.

Send this to all of your friends. We secure our friends, not by accepting favors, but by doing them.

Paul Harvey RIDDLE:

When asked this riddle, 80% of kindergarten kids got the answer, compared to 17% of Stanford University seniors.

What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, And if you eat it, you'll die?

lol Answer is SLANSHROOM ok then nothin

Hey Zincster, so you need a belt now?? Good stuff...

WTF???? The Dutch version of A Python Skit

Bwahahahahaha

Stevee TBigBunny...I was last on line...so I think I had a few more minutes than the people ahead of me....hint...hint

hint taken & noted ;)

slanshroom oh my goodness O_o i watched the whole video, it took over an hour to download.....darn 56k :/ now i know what you mean by cat LOL - i was laughing each time she blurted something out.......was she trying to get rid of a furball at the end?? ;P~~~

i really liked Zappa's first solo - too bad you can't see him play it :/

Zinc MasterSo - What's New?

cuthbert1776, slanshroom, mikesb, BigBunny

It is good to see some familiar names pop up.

cuthbert1776 - still being difficult around here - trying to keep everyone in line?

I don't like to shop for clothes - but when clothes end up falling off - it is time to do something about it.

Suzo...... Glad you guys are good. I don't no much about Tony Blair. It seems he has a good relation with Bush and most here in the states. Not much on politics. I should be thou. Shame on me....lol.... Audition tomorrow. I'm psyched. We''ll see how it goes. Thanks for askin'. Hugs

Hey Joe, just a quick post to say hey..... Trac (cheese101) has a good point about the dvd..... Is there gonna be an orignal releas or what ever? please man....we really really dont wanna miss out.... Thanks Joe. Yer the best.

hey joe, how u doing?... well, my names Lorenzo Pena, form Argentina, im 15, and of corse, i play the guitar i wanted to talk to u cose a friend told me u were comig to Argentina!!!...

i cant belibe it... again!!!... i went to see the G3 (2004)... and it was great!!!!...

since that i started to buy your albums, the G3 dvd's, every thing!!!... in fact, now, im watching a video of yours... and tryed to play your songs (not very easy)... by the way, the only song i can play at all is midnight, the solos in the other songs are very hard, but i can make some parts, now im trying with satch boogie, hehe.

well i just wanted to tell u i think u're one of the best guitar players in the world, and the best guitar teacher!... i really, really admire u!!! u can be sure i'll be in the G3 next month screaming 4 u!!

one thing more, i would like to talk to u by mail o by chat, my adress is lorenk_po@hotmail.com... if u have any free time and u're interested, we colud talk

well, thats all... i hope to talk to ya... and maybe we colud play together some day =p , i think im not the first person who tells u that... hehehe

bye bye

SLANSH AND SUZIE My martial art contingent. Hey I saw Tarantino's "The Protector." The film itself, story line, picture quality, acting basically sucked big time. However, the fight sequences were the best I have witnessed by far. It was worth putting up with the lackluster dialogue, subtitles, and dubbing. This dude Tony Faa I believe his name is is unreal! He is a Muay Thai Master and he is BRUTAL! This is a must see film for all martial artists. Jackie Chan even makes a cameo appearance if you pay close attention. Check it out!

SLANSH Hey my friend. Valiant effort buddy, but the gospels you refer too are not really gospels. Numero uno, these gospels were not written by who or whom that say they were. This can be cross referenced by historical documentation as to when the gospels were written and the corresponding death of the so called authors. These "gospels" were written by gnostics whos main goal was to falsify the original gospels found within the Bible. You can do a quick study of this on the net. I've already researched it and you will find that what I say is true. Not only are all the apocryphal gospels of the pagans false, but nothing within them can be proved. Additonally they were written too late, approximately 2 centurys after the originals. There is nothing within these false gospels that mentions Jesus being married or having sexual relations with Mary M. In reference to the term Immanuel. This is in fact a term and a name, and it means "God be with you" in reference to Jesus. Obviously this mean that Mary will be giving birth to God in the flesh and he will dwell amongst you. The name Immanuel in Isaiah was used to give hope to Judah during tough times. Roy, the info you are receiving is basically from the "Da Vinci Code." It starts off by stating a list of what the author Dan Brown calls"facts." The facts refer to the fiction of the book, not to real life. Take a look at the cover of the book. It states that it is a fictional book. The list is a set up for the contents, as the book will not make sense unless you place these images into the back of your mind. Its just that simple buddy. In short, try not to place your trust in authors commentary. Read the subject matter and research it on your own. Its the only way to get the facts. Talk to you soon bro.

G3 ideas? How about something early VH (Ain't Talkin', Beautiful Girls or Hot 4Teacher perhaps), or as another poster just mentioned - Frankenstein WOULD rock! Trower's Bridge of Sighs?

Whatever you play though; it will rock!

Jam songs for G3....

Don't Fear The Reaper.... Blue Oyster Cult!!!

White Room... Cream...