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toady

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Hey Joe and other members. i am in a bit of a pickle. i have been playing guitar for about 3-4 years. self taught and i need to learn how to solo well. i've been trying to get a teacher ever since i started but all i need to know is how to solo. i actually teach beginners so i'm good other than that. SO IF YOU CAN HELP EMAIL ME PLEASE. toad_guy45@hotmail.com it would be appreciated :D and to Joe i must say you are a musical genius and to be where you have been would be an honour but i'm sure you get this a lot so i'll end this now. from the toady in ajax later
Fri Aug 12 '05 6:08:15 am Set this message as last read

OZ_CONNECTION

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Hey Satch met you on 05 and I had been trying to think of something to say that would not make me sound like a dick, well the shit I came out with has had me kicking myself for months. Sorry Brother and to all the follower spead the love and be cool
Fri Aug 12 '05 6:30:28 am Set this message as last read

death cube k

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mikesb see i told ya dave was a cool guy! tell him i said hello!
Fri Aug 12 '05 6:35:18 am Set this message as last read

DelfinoPie
Martin Phillips
King Of Monsters
Plays: Doctors & Nurses (
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Master Yoda

You've got nothing to worry about, you're the shit :-)

Delfino
Fri Aug 12 '05 7:43:28 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Careful with the kudos Delfino.... if you omit the word "the" your comment takes on a whole new meaning!!!!!
Fri Aug 12 '05 8:31:22 am Set this message as last read

bluebuffalo
Freddy Garza
McMinnville, OR
USA
Plays: Other (57 years)
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hey all, my pc is shot and has been for about 3 months, (no cash), anyway, by chance does anyone have the Q&A that were asked by "Do The Stu" for the webcast, I didn't get to check it out when it on the site, and now they went bye bye and I still don't have a pc at home, i'd really appreciate it if someone could post it as a read thing, thanks all, p.s. where is "Do The Stu", must be on school break and joe break.
Fri Aug 12 '05 9:41:00 am Set this message as last read

PhryDom
Dave
Atlanta, GA
USA
Plays: Guitar (45 years)
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bluebuffalo the webcast is still up somewhere... check out satrianiforum - the link is in there somewhere.... i'd love to read a transcript of it myself though!
Fri Aug 12 '05 9:57:50 am Set this message as last read

PhryDom
Dave
Atlanta, GA
USA
Plays: Guitar (45 years)
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thanks cuth.... i couldn't remember who hosted it! ;-)
Fri Aug 12 '05 10:01:13 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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there!!! i done the inlays on my flying al... it looks so much better now!


Check it out!
Fri Aug 12 '05 10:01:13 am Set this message as last read

Stevee T

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Keniko/mikesb...I'm leavin' NY right now see ya up north...lol

marimariSRV...thank you....

Edited Fri Aug 12 '05 10:48 am

Fri Aug 12 '05 10:44:22 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Yeah the army flew there line i gave them right on schedule at about 3.45 am this morning man they know what there doing miami vice and the damager put together i told my girlfriend curis they would be flying over to make sure she,s not getting funky with her husband man it,s good for my bears hey man i have about 300 black bears behind my place and one grizzly that i showed to my girlfriend as well , it,s really fuckn deadly back there man .No one around here thinks there,s grizzlies man but i raised him from when he was small man i use to train him on a dog leash man he,s big man he knows the stink of gun,s and they die man you should have seen all the dead cops back there a few yrs ago man from the bears man or just throwthere bodies to the bears man i told the cops, not to go in there to deadly just right those ones off yeah they use to always come around my muscle car collection man the javelins man which was guarded by bears theres more dead than enough cool hey later wolf2.
Fri Aug 12 '05 11:03:03 am Set this message as last read

962
Simon
Granada, Andalucia
Spain
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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mikesb, yeah katie did a special release of the Call of The Search album with a DVD packaged along with the CD album. It's cool, it follows her on tour in some places and she talks about all sorts of stuff, says a message in Georgian to all her friends in Georgia, and then says it again in Russian, that bit is well worth watching :-) Seriously though man, it's a cool DVD!


PhryDom, oh come on man, Top Cat is the architypal daddy! hehe ;-)
Shredinator, no problemo dude! And yeah, EJ just plain rocks, his albums have all been really different in many ways, but they are all very noticeably him. Dunno if you got the "Souvenir" compilation, but Bloom is kinda like that in some ways.

But like I said, it's different! haha. Ah hell man, just buy it, you'll love it! There's some amazing arrangement and playing on this album, along with some amazing refinement and subtlety.....I guess tha's why I think it shares a similar vibe to Souvenir!


To anyone wondering, I'm just checking in from my sister's place.....well, I was online anyway, so I couldn't not drop by! Have a call weekend folks!
Fri Aug 12 '05 11:50:19 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Chicagoland Temperature Conversion Chart

60 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wooly hats. Chicago people sunbathe.

50 above - New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. Chicago people plant gardens.

40 above - Italian cars won't start. Chicago people drive with the windows down.

32 above - Distilled water freezes. Lake Michigan's water gets thicker.

20 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably. Chicago people have the last cookout before it gets cold.

15 above - New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Chicago people throw on a sweatshirt.

0 degrees - Californians fly away to Mexico. Chicago people lick the flagpole and throw on a light jacket over the sweatshirt.

20 below - People in Miami cease to exist. Chicago people get out their winter coats.

40 below - Hollywood disintergrates. Chicago's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.

60 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica. Chicago's Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

80 below - Mount St. Helen's freezes. Chicago people rent some videos.

100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Chicago people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

297 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products. Illinois cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

460 below - ALL atomic motion stops. Chicago people start saying... "Cold enuff for ya??"

500 below - Hell freezes over. The Chicago Cubs win the World Series.

Fri Aug 12 '05 12:28:19 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Wolf2 in the spotlight again man,whats up linda is man she just one the wolfs next line yeah my bears are it was crazy man a hole bunch of cops showed up and tryed to interfere with my and Lindas relationship man so they all died and we i mean me threw them all to the bears yeah we counted 300 of them what a walk man what a babe is more like it luv yeah wolf2. im just going to watch rambo 2 now later
Fri Aug 12 '05 1:42:22 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Must have missed . . .

U.S. Fighter Jet Bombs Australia Building


DARWIN, Australia - A U.S. Marine Corps fighter jet dropped a bomb and damaged a building in an accident at a remote military range in northern Australia, the government said Friday.

The bomb, dropped by an F/A-18 Hornet, exploded near a control tower and damaged facilities at the Delamere Air Weapons Range in the Northern Territory on Wednesday, Australia's Defense Department said. No one was injured and no details were released on the extent of the damage.

Defense Minister Robert Hill said the mishap was under investigation by both Australian and American authorities.

"We certainly regard it as a serious incident," Hill told reporters in the northern city of Darwin.

Bombing exercises have ceased at the weapons range, some 80 miles south of the town of Katherine.

"Things like this will always happen; we hope not very frequently and we hope not any more dangerously," Prime Minister John Howard told Melbourne Radio 3AW. "But the idea that you can conduct any kind of military exercise without some kind of potential for mishap is unrealistic."

The U.S. Marine contingent, which is based in Japan, was conducting an annual training exercise called Southern Frontier that involves 500 troops, 15 F/A-18 Hornets and two KC-130 Hercules aircraft.

The U.S. Marine Corps said the ordnance was a 500 pound laser-guided bomb, Australian Broadcasting Corp. reported.

Fri Aug 12 '05 2:12:44 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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getting closer to 1900 posts
Fri Aug 12 '05 2:13:44 pm Set this message as last read

tato_guitar
Diego Silva
Trujillo, La Libertad
Peru
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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Hello, I'm Diego from Peru. I write to say that we want you to come on a G3 tour in Sudamerica on late 2005.

I'd like you to come to Lima - Peru, because people here like a lot your music and because you have never come to Peru, We'd like you to come for the first time.

This message is a petition from all your peruvians peruvians fans. We will be waiting

Thank you very much man

Fri Aug 12 '05 2:48:35 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Did Microsoft Invent The iPod?


According to the U.S. Patent Office, patent applications that cover much of the technology associated with the iPod were submitted by Microsoft.

If you think Apple Computer's Steve Jobs invented the technology behind the Apple iPod, don't bet your 60GB, 15,000-song model on it.

According to the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office, patent applications that cover much of the technology associated with the iPod were submitted by Microsoft, which has been on a patents tear recently filing thousands of patents.

If the patents hold up on appeal, Apple could be accountable for royalties on the spectacularly successful iPod. Jobs and others associated with Apple filed for patents covering the technology in October, 2002, but that application was rejected by the patent office last month. AppleInsider.com reported the rejection this week.

Apple won't take the matter lying down. "Apple invented and publicly released the iPod interface before the Microsoft patent application cited by the (patent) examiner was filed," said an Apple spokesperson in a statement. Apple also noted that the firm has received other patents for technology relating to the iPod and in addition has other patents pending on the iPod.

The documents in the Patent Office do not mention the iPod by name. The documents describe a "portable, pocked-sized multimedia asset player" that can manipulate MP3 music files.

Microsoft's claim appears to center on the work of John C. Platt, a senior researcher in the Knowledge Tools Group at Microsoft Research. According to media reports, on behalf of Microsoft, Platt applied for the patent in May of 2002 some five months before the Apple filing. Platt's application was rejected in December 2004, but he amended it in April of this year and Microsoft's pending patent was subsequently approved.

According to a citation on "Platt's home page, he and other colleagues at Microsoft developed a paper in the 2001-2002 timeframe discussing AutoDJ, "a system for automatically generating music playlists based on one or more seed songs selected by a user."

Apple's iPod dominates the MP3 player market. The NPD Group has reported that Apple has shipped nearly 22 million iPods. Predictions that Apple's strength in the MP3 market would slip haven't borne out, and Apple accounts for about 75 percent of MP3 players sold in the U.S.

So far, Microsoft hasn't been able to dent the Apple iPod dominance, although the software giant has said it is working on music playing devices that it plans to introduce later this year.

Fri Aug 12 '05 2:56:09 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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tato_guitar

Welcome to the site - make yourself at home.

Fri Aug 12 '05 2:58:04 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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hum . . .







If I post once more after this post - I will hit 1900.







Should I?







Or should I not?



Fri Aug 12 '05 2:59:32 pm Set this message as last read

DelfinoPie
Martin Phillips
King Of Monsters
Plays: Doctors & Nurses (
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No Zinc dont do it!...its not worth it!

Delfino
Fri Aug 12 '05 3:04:21 pm Set this message as last read

Stevee T

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Zinc...it's the dreaded curse of the 1900...no...no... no Mr. Bill...nooooooooooooooooooooo
Fri Aug 12 '05 3:09:49 pm Set this message as last read

Flavinho
Flávio Bambirra
Rio de Janeiro, Rio de Janeiro
Brazil
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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I'm a great fan of Joe from Brazil. I would like to know when he is coming to Brazil. I went to the G3 concert last year and it was fantastic. Joe has a lot of fans in Brazil and I'm sure he would enjoy playing for us agan.
Fri Aug 12 '05 4:46:24 pm Set this message as last read

MichaelStevensG

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Does anyone know if Joe Satriani and/or Steve Vai get along with Michael Angelo Batio, or is there some bad blood between them? 'Cause I know I'm not the only one who'd love to see that G3.

By the way, Joe? I want guitar lessons! You turn out more champions than Phil Jackson (or at least cooler, more talented ones).

(Yes, I know, it's not gonna happen, but hey, someday, you never know.)

Edited Fri Aug 12 '05 5:52 pm

Fri Aug 12 '05 5:50:19 pm Set this message as last read

jsmike
michael lehnert
worthington, ohio
usa
Plays: Guitar (40 years)
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Hey Joe!

You are the greatest, are you okay!?! Please let us know. JS rules forever!!'

jsmike

Fri Aug 12 '05 6:35:15 pm Set this message as last read
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