Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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Spots
"Doctor!" whined Vickie. "I keep seeing spots before my eyes."
The physician scratched his head, "Why have you come to me? Have you seen an ophthalmologist?"
"No," replied Vickie, "just spots."
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Tue Aug 30 '05 3:48:44 pm
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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A drunk gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.
She looks the man up and down and says, I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"
The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Good heavens, I'm on the wrong bus!"
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Tue Aug 30 '05 3:49:13 pm
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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Dilbert Type Thoughts from Work
1. "As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks."
2. "What I need is an exact list of specific unknown problems we might encounter."
3. "E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business."
4. "This project is so important, we can't let things that are more important interfere with it."
5. "Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule.
6. "No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! They've been working on it for months. Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them."
7. Quote from the Boss: "Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say."
8. My sister passed away and her funeral was scheduled for Monday. When I told my Boss, he said she died on purpose so that I would have to miss work on the busiest day of the year. He then asked if we could change her burial to Friday. He said, "That would be better for me."
9. "We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees."
10. One day my Boss asked me to submit a status report to him concerning a project I was working on. I asked him if tomorrow would be soon enough. He said, "If I wanted it tomorrow, I would have waited until tomorrow to ask for it!"
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Tue Aug 30 '05 3:55:03 pm
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Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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Misunderstood
A man walks up to an attractive woman at a bar.
"Do you want to dance?" asks the man.
"I don't care much for this song and wouldn't be caught dead dancing with you anyway," snips the woman.
"Oh, excuse me, you must have misunderstood -- I said you look FAT in those pants!!"
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Tue Aug 30 '05 3:58:10 pm
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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Not again
Two guys were hiking up a mountain when they came upon some people bungee jumping.
One said to the other, "How about it?
The other replied, "No way, I came into this world because of a broken rubber. I'm not leaving it the same way."
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Tue Aug 30 '05 3:59:06 pm
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Stevee T
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Guitarmeister2005...not sure of the answer, but I do recall trying one as Sam Ash, and finding the Harmonizer setting was not too difficult....does the instruction book give you any hints?
SupaaDave....I always wondered about Joe using his left foot, as I've always used my right when standing.
Last night after several hours of practicing with the wah-wah engaged...I found it more comfortable...while sitting to use my left foot, and got very use to it quickly without even realizing it...so trial and error prompted the question.... wonder if Joe will ever clue us into the answer?
Peace!
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Tue Aug 30 '05 4:14:12 pm
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Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna Dublin Ireland Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Put it through the FX loop chris, it will give u the harmony effect and definition between the 2 notes
If u dont put it thru the fx loop, and say have it set for a 5th up, it wont recorgnise the seperate notes so it'll just be a powerchord....
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Tue Aug 30 '05 4:56:51 pm
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ConstipatedDuck
Ekim Kajuk Plays: Guitar (21 years)
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im new here so i really dont know what to say
i dont know if this is somekind of music dissucison page or something if someone would care to explain to me exactly what this place is?
anyway,im a huge fan of joe,he is my favorite guitarist
i just want to say im from minnesota and me and a few of my friends worship him here
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Tue Aug 30 '05 5:33:58 pm
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death cube k
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delphino i think it will be fine , but not sure..lol let me know how it works out.. i ned a killswitch on my jem.
guitarmeister2005 the whammy , will do a 2 part harrmony IE 5th or minor 3rds or octaves.. but it will not double your part like you are playing.
but will do it as a 5th, 3rd, minor3rd, octave.. if you want a doubling effect, try a short slap back delay.
constipated duck you a jeff beck fan?
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Tue Aug 30 '05 5:58:11 pm
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Stevee T
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ConstipatedDuck...stream of conciousness thinking is Joe's idea...so let it fly my quacker...thuferin thuckitash...even...
Brother Al...did you say pooty...lmao!
Edited Tue Aug 30 '05 6:22 pm
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Tue Aug 30 '05 6:21:25 pm
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civgeek
Matt Dorado Portland, OR USA Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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Steve T - If you stand up and play most time your weight is on your right foot with your left foot forward. This makes using the wah w/ your left foot the most comfortable since it is the normal playing position. That's why I use my left foot.
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Tue Aug 30 '05 6:56:46 pm
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Ed Burton KD6AAJ Eureka (In the Redwoods), California USA Plays: Guitar (44 years)
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I'm Going to San Francisco in the morning. Leaving home at 5 am, should be there in SF around Noon.
I have to take a state license test for electricians.
4 hours to take it, hope it's less.
White ford ranger with white canopy. # 5 on front fenders.
Heading to 222 Kearny street. By China Town.
Later, maybe I'll see Joe?
Bye guys.
Ed, KD6AAJ
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Tue Aug 30 '05 7:43:23 pm
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Stevee T
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civgeek...hmmm...when I stand + play I still feel natural using my right foot on the Wah...guess it's a personal thing?
kd6aaj...good luck with the AC/DC
Calling all Guitar Hunters....you've been a priceless resource finding several guitars I've been searching for. Now for the Holy Grail of Joe's the: ultra rare, elusive, (Butterfly of love) only kidding the JS4 Electric Rainbow (graphic art by Joe's sister Joan) these are absolutely one of the most beautiful designs I've ever seen IMHO...if anyone finds one for sale would you PLEASE drop me a line at steve@stevetrott.com.
Please see attached Ibanez Catalog page to view this beauty (Joe...if Joan has an extra one hidden away...hint & hint) lol
Thanks in advance for any efforts....Steve
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Tue Aug 30 '05 7:58:55 pm
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ConstipatedDuck
Ekim Kajuk Plays: Guitar (21 years)
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deathcube-yes im a huge jeff beck fan
i use that song becasue it shows jeff beck's humor
(even though it sounds stupid)
stevee t-could u explain to me a little more indepth about what you are talkin about
this is only my second post and im still not really sure exacty what you do here
does joe satriani really post here?
it sounds to good to be true
(if any of this sounds stupid i apoligies im just tryin to figure this place out)
ive only listened to joe for 20 months or so an i was wondering if anyone has more in depth information on exactly how much or how long he taught Vai,Hammett (and maybe even blackmore)
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Tue Aug 30 '05 8:05:23 pm
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Namm Man
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Stevee T.......
I am chronically white and I just can't get the left foot to work.
JOE
I HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN IN THE BIG EASY...... It's a crisis of sanitary conditions......... I don't know what to say.....
Namm Man
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eric cyr blainville, quebec canada
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hi joe it will be good to see you in montreal at a place like PLACE DES ARTS so can you tell me if it gonna be possible in the future.
thank you
eric
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Tue Aug 30 '05 8:11:53 pm
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Stevee T
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ConstipatedDuck...Yes, Joe does show up every once in a while...this site is intended by Joe to "let it all hang out" and tap into the minds of his fans so he can get an idea of what we are thinking.
There are lotsa great people here, so relax an enjoy the company whatever the subject matter..doesn't have to be music. Hope this helps alittle...it will become evident if you hang around for a short while.
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Tue Aug 30 '05 8:13:46 pm
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Ibanezplyr
Randell Mulligan Dublin, CA USA Plays: Guitar (50 years)
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JOE:STEVEET:BAHDAH: Thanks for your prayers and well wishes! The operation went with out a hitch. My feet are mangled, for now, but once they heal.......I have not had the $ to get to Steven's to check on him for a couple of weeks. With problems from Katrina, and gas so high, it may be a while before I have control of my finances. I can only be reminded about the population devestated by the tsunami, also. Somalia, the congo,etc. Prayers to all in satchland were-ever on the globe. Mikey-san: you out there friend? After the small tsunami in japan we've been worried. Be safe all! Randell
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death cube k
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ConstipatedDuck cool bro, welcome to the site. i am a huge jeff beck fan too. blow by blow rocks..
as far as Joe teaching those guys.. no idea how long he taught them.
and i never heard the blackmore thing...
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Tue Aug 30 '05 8:26:39 pm
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michelle
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Ed, good luck on the test!!!
ATN, So glad to hear your surgery went well. Best of luck to ya! As for Mikey, he always tells me that they KNOW how to deal with these things in Japan. He lives in a pretty safe area. I'll copy your post and send it to him so he gives you a holla back. I haven't heard from him in a while. He is missed very much.
FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL FOR THE KIDDIES TOMORROW!! Whetever shall I do in this house all by myself?
CRANK it to concert level and hope the neighborhood forgives me :)
Ya-HOOOOOOoooooooooOOOO!!
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shredguy
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Joe, come to Guam!!!! Can't wait for G3 in Japan. Awesome! Got a JSX 212 combo on the way and life couldn't be better. We are praying for all of those affected by hurricane katrina. Hurricanes suck!! WE deal with them here in Guam as well. As a matter of fact one is passing through as I type this. It is north of us but it is affecting the weather dumping a buttload of rain on us. Later all.
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Jason Ramsay planet nowra, NSW Australia Plays: Guitar (48 years)
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darn shit day , keep getting noise complaints about
my dog, never about my music , been threatend with
an anomonous letter and cops been around hassling me
I asked if any one complained about my playing my guitar loud
no probs like that but there talking about puttn my dog down
F***** sucks If I had the money Id sell my house and move,
I wanna screem.....******
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mark alistair shillong, meghalaya india
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Atn...thanks for the info,,,glad to knwo that everything went off well....prayers always...
tracie...hi..
lucysorets....received your greeting today morning...thanks a zillion...the eiffel looked great in the pic....enjoy yur stay in paris....god bless..
steven...hi bro..mail on the way,,take care and god bless...
artanis...hi mate....
everybody else...hi....
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