Cuthbert - I agree in the ability to do things as long as they don't hurt others. Un fourtunately, what hurts people is open to interpretation.

As for guns. I believe there a big difference between those that own rifles and those that own hand guns. I have many friend that hunt. I'm actually a damn good shot. Although I think shooting something from 400 yrd away is not hunting, but killing. I believe in the sport of hunting in which the animal has a chance. Use a bow or a knife if you are muy macho.

I am a firm believer in zoning. I believe that there needs to be more mixed use, but I don't want some guy to be able start up a junk yard next to my house.

Top 10 Funny Store Signs

1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."

2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."

4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"

5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."

6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."

7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

Diamondbacks dismiss Backman; name Melvin manager

PHOENIX (Ticker) - Four days after being hired as manager of the Arizona Diamondbacks, Wally Backman has been sacked due to his legal problems.

The team has scheduled a news conference for 1 p.m. EST to announce the firing of Backman and hiring of Bob Melvin.

guitarnut777 - "Anyone here have any particular music videos you recommend or great live DVDs for a fellow guitarnut?"

For now, check out these three:

- Led Zeppelin - DVD
- Rush - In Rio
- Dream Theater - Live At Budokan

You can find them at CD Universe.

Don't use that as an excuse to continue posting your insensitive and intolerant comments.

One is not being righteous, nor is he lecturing, if he simply suggests that people should have some sense of decency when they post instead of throwing out endless lists of insults.

Three weeks early? Hehehe... Okay...Happy Thanksgiving. :-)

I'm done with midterms as well...it feels SO good. :-)

LOL!

I can safely say that no, I wasn't there.

Penis Requests a Raise

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor

I work at great depths

I plunge head first into everything I do

I do not get weekends off or public holidays

I work in a damp environment

I don't get paid overtime

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation

I work in high temperatures

My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight

You fall asleep on the job after brief work period

You do not always follow the orders of the management team

You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas

You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing

You'll retire well before reaching 65

You're unable to work double shifts

You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work.

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.

Do The Stu

cuthbert1776

Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands

IRELAND “Are you magically delicious or just angry and drunk? This beer is black- did a leprechaun crap in it?”

FRANCE “Can I get a side of Freedom Fries with that? Aren’t the French just Germans who can make sauces?”

ITALY “Is the Pope Polish? Does he have super powers like Jesus? I could sure go for a can of Spaghetti-O’s! ”

POLAND “Do you hire foreigners to screw in your lightbulbs?”

GERMANY “Is this bratwurst kosher?”

TURKEY “Where’s the hash at? It’s cool to recreationally slaughter Kurds?”

KOREA “Can you watch my puppy for a minute, or must you people deep fry him?”

CHINA “This wall isn’t so great.”

ENGLAND “Did you ever get a piece of ass from that Diana chick?”

SWEDEN “Do you have any normal meatballs? Want to hear a dumb blonde joke?”

YEMEN “Yemen? That’s a stupid name for a country. What’s it mean -- ‘Land Of Fanatics And Dust' ?”

INDIA “You don’t live in teepees? Where can I get a good juicy steak around here?”

ETHIOPIA “After a long day of travel, I’m famished. Hey – those flies sure love your pregnant son!”

CANADA “You’re like Americans without money.”

SPAIN “So, this is the country that’s not Portugal? Wow. Your women can shave if they want to, right? Where can I get some Cheez Whiz nachos?”

SOUTH AFRICA “I liked it better the other way.”

MEXICO “What's that smell?”

SAUDI ARABIA “Would you like to see my designs for a solar powered car? Is it legal to beat your wives here, or what?”

RUSSIA “Is it always this cold and economically devastated?”

UZBEKISTAN “Can you spell Uzbekistan?”

GREECE “I hear this place is a less expensive version of Italy."

AFGHANISTAN “Seriously, where is the real country… where is everything?”

JAPAN “What’s Hiroshima? Is that a kind of sushi?”

AUSTRALIA “How can we stop Mel Gibson? Is there a cure?”

cuthbert, haha, thanks for that dude.....I wasn't sure about the location of "buttfuck", and I thought Oklahoma, but then got confused between it and Oregon and Ohio, and didn't want to offend anybody! hehe.

Anyway, Yeah I see your point, that there are short-sighted political retards in every party. It sucks. I suppose it'd help if we knew more about domestic policies from each party, but I still think Bush for re-run was a bad idea!

airman_siro@yahoo.co.uk

I was onced asked where I was from, and when I replied "UK" I was asked "which state is that?"

By the way, I disagree on Jazzzzy being insensitive and intolerant......I think he has a good grasp of the principal of everyone being allowed their oewn opinion, but just doesn't like it when some people try to enforce their own opinion and tell him that he is wrong. You can only tell someone that about something material, but opinion is "abstract".

Question....Does Joe have a copy of the CD?

hoiguy79

Please accept my apologies - I do not intend to offend. I should proof read a little better.

Stu Clone

I have been involved in an exit poll once - on purpose I gave all sorts of nutty responses and gave the opposite of what I did - just to screw the system.

Sometimes I am just difficult.

HAPPY 500 TO ME

After Great Britain's Beer Festival...

After Great Britain's Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided it would be fun to hit a pub in London and go out for a beer. The first sits down and says, "Hey, Señor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."

The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The second says, "I'd like the best beer in the world. Give me 'The King of Beers.' One Budweiser please."

The bartender gives him one.

Another guy says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water; give me a Coors."

The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Guiness sits down as he orders a Coke. The bartender is a bit taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Guiness?"

962

Gotta see starwars trailer - I cannot wait until tomorrow, going to see The Incredibles !

Tomorrow you can check out http://www.accesshollywood.com/accessvideo/3890996/detail.html

to see the the trailer on line

Silmarien

i get these jokes from friends all over the world - I do not intend to offend - if I do, I am sorry and will try to be more careful.