Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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A man is driving up the M1...there is a police car behind him...suddenly he pulls away sharp....
The policemen look at each other wondering why he has done this...they have no choice but to give chase
Hundreds of miles later they finally catch up with him and by this time there are loads of police involved. They breathalize him and check his car and papers...everything is fine..
"Why did you pull away like that?" they ask
"Your car is fine, you are fine...but now we are gonna have to arrest you for speeding and failing to stop when asked"
"Oh that's OK" says the man
"So why did you pull away like that then?"
"My wife left me for a policeman...I though you were bringing her back!"
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Wed Feb 15 '06 9:09:04 pm
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Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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I don't tell em like Zinc...but hey it's not often I remember a joke!
njbeast - Hey welcome back..good to see a familiar name back!
Bahduh - How ya doin now?
Blue Moon - :)
Kayla - Keep your chin up honey? You will soon see Joe :)
962 - where are you?
Hugs Satriella xx
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Wed Feb 15 '06 9:13:01 pm
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zonin
bill dahlberg
breezy point, mn
USA
Plays: Guitar (39 years)
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i forwarded the link to the "super colossal" listening party to my buddy ty dennis (who is the new drummer for 'the doors'). joe, he saw your show with deep purple at the hollywood bowl - really digs you man!
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Wed Feb 15 '06 10:11:23 pm
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Christopher Thompson
Dardanelle, AR
USA
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I hope we are able to download the webcast and view it, I can't wait, it's gonna be great
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Wed Feb 15 '06 10:22:31 pm
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michaelr
Michael Rodrigues
San Jose, CA
USA
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Mr. Joe sir,
Love the new album (well, the podcast I've heard so far anyway) -- it would be totally awesome to catch your Super Colossal Tour!
Don't forget your fans in the California Bay Area!!!
Crossing all my fingers that you might add a date at a venue in that area!
Hope to see yhou perform again soon!
Best regards and all respect,
Michael
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Wed Feb 15 '06 11:03:27 pm
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TheBob
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yes cheese101 as a matter of fact i do like PORTLAND and RENO, i'd like to go to PORTLAND or RENO in april...i dont really know why i want to go to PORTLAND or RENO, i dunno i heard something about JOE SATRIANI going on tour and thought i heard somewhere that he WANTED to go to PORTLAND or RENO ; )
Bob
joe, i am still having my problem of playing about as well as a shoe....got any advice? heck maybe i could ask you in PORTLAND or RENO =D
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Wed Feb 15 '06 11:41:56 pm
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Vijay Motwane
THANE(W), MS
INDIA
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Hello Joe,
My name is Vijay. I live in Mumbai, India. I am a great fan of yours. I missed your Mumbai concert, though the venue is just 20 kms from my house. I was dying to see you !
I have been your fan since 'surfing with the alien'
I listen mostly to only your music. I always have all your CDs in my car. Though I cannot play guitar, but it is almost a treat to listen to your music, a hundred times better than champagne and caviar !! Even if a listen to a particular song that I must have heard a hundred times, I get as much pleasure listening to it as it was when I heard it the first time. When I listen to your music at home, I switch off all my telephones. your music is deep and profound.That is the magic in your music. You are truly the God of guitar. There never will be another joe satriani.
I am eagerly waiting to get 'Collosal' on 14 Mar 06
Vijay, Mumbai, India
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Thu Feb 16 '06 12:28:01 am
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Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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Hi Vijay - welcome to the site and I couldn't agree more...you could listen to a Joe song 1000 times and still luv it! I hope you get to see him one day :)
JOE - you will always be 100 foot tall to us!
Hugs Satriella xx
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Thu Feb 16 '06 12:39:17 am
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Simon
Granada, Andalucia
Spain
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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kmittleman, yeah that's a cool idea. I don't know about anything guaranteed to have a signature, but you might get lucky like Guitarmiester and I did - I bought the "Red" poster from Joe's fanfire site and I was really pleasantly surprised to see, when it arrived, Joe's signature in silver marker!
It's only 10 dollars, and even if it's not signed it's still an awesome thing to have on the wall, especially for the kids to look at! Oh, and welcome to t2j!
Satriella, I'm here! I'm busy too though, so that's why I'm only on here sporradically :-)
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Thu Feb 16 '06 1:08:50 am
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bahduh
mark alistair
shillong, meghalaya
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satriella...cheers ,,thanks for asking..i am doing much better than ever before......thanks to all yu guys and yur prayers and best wishes,.....have a nice day...
Vijay beta........;hi ...welcome to satchland...to aap bharat ki rehne wala hai...........cheers bro....hamara bharat pakistan do dhumadar dishum dishum kar raha hai is waqt...hahahhahaa..lol...hope my hindi is correct...i am from shillong...
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Thu Feb 16 '06 2:10:59 am
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Cedrios
J E
Plays: Keyboards (29 years)
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Joe,
In your tour dates there are no Seattle/Tacoma shows listed, do you know roughly what month you will begin to hit the west coast?
-Ced
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Thu Feb 16 '06 5:04:52 am
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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"Holy Terror, Batman!" Superhero takes on Al-Qaeda
NEW YORK (AFP) - Bored with pitting his wits against the Joker and the Riddler, Batman is setting his sights on a more challenging target -- Osama bin Laden.
"Holy Terror, Batman!" an upcoming graphic novel from famed Batman writer Frank Miller, sees the caped crusader facing off against Al-Qaeda operatives who attack Gotham City.
Miller, who has already inked his way through 120 pages of the 200-page opus, told a recent comic book convention that the novel was an unashamed "piece of propaganda" in which Batman "kicks Al-Qaeda's ass."
The driving force behind the work, Miller said, was "an explosion from my gut reaction of what's happening now."
Holy Terror is "a reminder to people who seem to have forgotten who we're up against," he said in remarks posted on the entertainment website, IGN.com.
A 20-year comic book veteran, Miller became one of the best known names in the industry with the graphic novel "Dark Knight Returns," in which he brought Batman out of retirement.
He was also the creator of the graphic novel series "Sin City," which was turned into a hit movie of the same name last year directed by Miller, Robert Rodriguez, and Quentin Tarantino.
Miller said the use of comic book heroes for propaganda had an honourable tradition.
"Superman punched out Hitler. So did Captain America. That's one of the things they're there for," he said.
"These are our folk heroes," he added. "It just seems silly to chase around the Riddler when you've got Al-Qaeda out there."
No date has been set for the release of "Holy Terror, Batman!"
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Thu Feb 16 '06 5:40:03 am
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Mikey D in da house
Satch = ZEN
Land Of The Rising Sun
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962: Right-on man, I'm glad you like Gilbert Hotel!!.... It's one of my faves, and I love to sing along to the songs!!.... That album really showcases Paul's writing ability, and although he may purposely use some crazy lyrics (aka maybe I.... Should lay off the morphine), lmao!!.... Its amazing..Paul is such a classy kuul guy, and I hope he never stops making music....
BTW, thanks for the info on Paul's 15w Laney.... That is my dream bro, I love their sound, and someday soon!! :-) Oh, and hell.... Paul could play through a toy guitar and amp and still sound awesome, lol!!.... You should see him do whammy squeals without the whammy bar!! :-0
mikesb: You simply ROCK bro!!.... Thanks for that link!!....
mthead101: Happy Birthday!....
slanshroom: Wow man, I was wondering if Tony had an accompanyment, lol, he is truly a magical player!!.... I've seen Greg Howe play stuff like that, (the chords with his picking, and hammer on the notes on the lower 2 strings) but not like that, lol!!.... Thanks for the introduction, and I hope he makes a trip to the Far East!.... Stay kuul bro, Celtic music is spiritual!!....
webmaster Jon Luini ROCKS Thank you man!! :-)
I'm loving it so far, and I can hear the Eric touch on this one.... Great stuff!!
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Thu Feb 16 '06 5:50:36 am
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Hrh Fish
paul Fisher
London,
UK
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Hi ya everyone. Just had a quick glance at the posts. Will be on line later on but its busiest time of week for me now...the weekend looming !! I work in clubland. Got two shows Im @ on friday. My mates Lab4 are @ the Fridge and I aint seen Adam and Lez for ages. Lez is a big Satch freak as well as bein a raver! Got a big party on Sat to Raindance @ SE1. Loads of people to catch up with. Gonna need Monday maybe Tues as well to recover. Lucky I work for myself and get paid to ave a good time !!!
Will do some posts later on
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Thu Feb 16 '06 6:10:30 am
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paul Fisher
London,
UK
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Different strokes for different folks. They say you should be nervous cos it gives u the edge. Some people throw up bucket loads before going on. Personally cos I put the hours in rehersal wise Im usually confident b4 I play live.........
No need to feel bad about somthing you enjoy doing.........
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Thu Feb 16 '06 6:16:12 am
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Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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HELP!
I saw fans pictures here the other day now they gone....anyone know where?
How do I submit a picture?
What ipod/mp3 player is best to get? there are too many out there and I know nothing about them?
Anyone?
Hugs Satriella xx
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Thu Feb 16 '06 6:39:10 am
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cheese101
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I'm sittin here chatting with my tj2 friends last night when what do I hear? Super Colossal....but it's coming from Chris's bedroom!! 3 octaves and all!! No, he doesn't have a magic pog, but he does have the PS-5 and a whammy pedal....lol....it sounded so great I told him to just keep playin it for me! :D
Joe, you've already turned our house upside down with joy and excitement, and it's only like 30 seconds into your new album!!!!! Wheeehoooooie!!!
Love ya Joe.....and now I must do esp.....RENO, RENO, RENO-PORTLAND, PORTLAND, PORTLAND-SAN FRAN, SAN FRAN, SAN FRAN.......lol...............did it come through Joe? :)
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