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BEARMAN36
Barrie Poole
Orillia, ON
CANADA
Plays: Guitar (34 years)
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you would only understand if you're from Canada eh?
Wed Nov 14 '07 4:13:46 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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This whole italian relative and my mom saying it,s over and i never get to see them again could be my dad man.Arnold swarznegger were foucked unless my dad calls my mom and tells her im allowed to go my dad arranged the whole thing when i was a baby living with frank buscema senior my dad said i thought you might like it he,s agangster he does hit he contarcts the mob to the police and he,s alright guy um it was my dad arnold who made the salt for my chest and had the super jail do it then i needed a certain place for them to put it so like anything else i said what i usualy do is have people put things at the food bank then i just go and check i said if it,s not their yet i get some food while i check and then when it is their i get it,i me serious or i buy a bunch of stuff off people and tell them to ship it to the food bank and i give it away man i have been checking for my salt decodorant and toothpaste since 2003 wh3en i got out underlaw they probably had to wait so long until probation is over to do it but i remember my dad before been rel tuff on how many years after frank died i was allowed to visit them they think im their half brother and im sicilain but im not im half austrian and my dad is arnold swarznegger man .
Wed Nov 14 '07 4:20:08 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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i think i will frame my brain cuz it wont unrewind! planet of women!later wolf2.
Wed Nov 14 '07 4:20:53 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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sandy, ffs man!

Wed Nov 14 '07 4:21:16 am Set this message as last read

blueburn
THEODOR SKIADAS
KORINTHOS, Korinthos
GREECE
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JOE come in GREECE this year too... Many of people here in GREECE had no idea about the performance. With the right promotion I think that it will have nothing in common with your last visit.... Give us a second chance!!!
Wed Nov 14 '07 4:42:49 am Set this message as last read

chuckycheeseink
Charles Schwoch
San Marcos, CA
USA
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A message for Joe. I was recently having a talk with a friend about Joe's music and what he does. And we came up with this idea. I was commenting that Joe paints landscapes with his misic. And that he uses and electric guitar as his paint brush. So I have come up with a title for the next album. Electric Lanscape(s). I think that this sums it all up in just two words. Joe music is so awsome, He just blows me away with every new ablum. I can't wait to se what he has up is sleeve this time. See you sometime in 2008 I hope. Keep up the good work.
Wed Nov 14 '07 4:51:52 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Why donny you think i dont pay the tax for body building at home?The wanted between 1200-and 3000 dollars for 7 years the tax killed me man it took almost all of my money to like build ahouse man they wanted 113,000 for life for my tax for my home body building i cut a del for 94,or 97,000 cash is how much it costs to look like me no shit thats how much i paid it took all of my money man!later wolf2 yeah people when you workout at home they test you to see how much better you are then a gym then you have to pay the tax!later wolf2.
Wed Nov 14 '07 5:33:47 am Set this message as last read

checkm
Simone Cansella
Nuoro, Sardinia
Italy
Plays: Guitar (20 years)
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Yeah! We want Satriani in ITALY! 2008!
Wed Nov 14 '07 5:52:34 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Alright i will tell you how i do it!pay the tax for working out at homeeeeee!,um i own ontario right so whenevr the thing that fall under ontario need money usualy the babes in ottawa my babes get to gether and call me they say wolf2 ontario needs money i own the royal bank so then i go to the bank order the money send the brinks for ontario! now im on ontario dissabilty which is my own money right now when the cops phoned and said they needed the tax i phoned ottawa and a three wat to dissabilty um dissabilty pays my body builder tax so many years in adavance because through dissabilty i got a better deal from the cops then on my own i just had drew my old cmha worker say that we like them to workout basicaly! thats the truth man!later wolf2.
Wed Nov 14 '07 6:03:00 am Set this message as last read

cheese101

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Good gawd....can't we get wolf and sandy in the same room together and lock the door? FFS man is right!!!

How many days NOW Slansh? ;) Only God and yer lil bundle knows fer sure, LOL!!

Wed Nov 14 '07 6:12:04 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Donny man i guess you never talk to my old grower from choice paul castle he been busted lots lately he can tell you that franks the best illegal body builder going paul uuse to pay the tax ,um i have never paid it and i have been working out my whole life paul said but i aint a gangster either though frank i pay it! anyways basicaly i give my cop girlfirends more money when they need it then the tax could ever be like if you give them money like a girlfriend like say she said frank something happened to me and im short 17,000 dollar i will give you back 8,000 honey you see what i mean it,s more then the tax would ever be going out with her!later wolf2.
Wed Nov 14 '07 6:26:27 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Leaving for the UK in a couple of hours...

Clarky check your mail!!!

See y'all later.......

Wed Nov 14 '07 6:35:11 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Hey goverment chics you should have seen this fight by the people that work at the foodbank man ,like some of the people that work their know which stuff kingston penitentiary give me right amber puncehd out 3 ladys that work their for taken some of my toothpaste this one day i went to pickup my toothpaste cuz kingsto pen said it was their this one lady said something to amber amber said no fouck you it,s franks toohpaste s and so is this amber said their like 11 things in here rightnow that people put here for him this is his toothpaste if i catch you taken any you will be so fouckn buised it wont be funnt so anyways i was their another day right this lady stole some of my toothpaste amber knocked 7 teth out of her head she said theirs a fouckn reason why the penitentiary makes his toothpaste and i told you if you took it it was over! anyways amber give out alittle bit of mine when they dont have any thats donated but now because kingston send them like on their scheduale i needed more so now i get the salt from my dad arnold through the superjail deodorant and my superjail tooth paste man and amber said that like frank the gangster he pays for like all the christmas meals buys food off buddys that sells it to him then we pick it up in peterbough or they give it too him though the food bank dont fouckn ever try to steal any then she punched out another lady! no shit they can see on the list whos sending me what!man the jam my mom gets! but i get it !you know!later wolf2.
Wed Nov 14 '07 7:10:30 am Set this message as last read

campbell
paul campbell
coatbridge, lanarkshire
scotland
Plays: Guitar (2018 years)
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Glasgow 14th May. OH YEAH BABY.
Wed Nov 14 '07 8:10:25 am Set this message as last read

aika9
aivar vorman
pärnu,
estonia
Plays: Guitar (59 years)
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Title for your new project...

Echo Of A Far-away Galaxy

Wed Nov 14 '07 8:25:11 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Hey lauri my pen chic i heard you in that song ,theirs another shipment of toothpaste and stuff coming for me cool i guess i will keep checking um i was all out of kingston pen tubes so i got a couple of shit regualr street tubes i should be good though between you and the superjail picked yup my first tube of superjail toothpastes yesterady yeah a correctional officer came on the range when i was in for the hunting knife he said your frank buscema right? i said yeah he said your 47and at times 73percent stronger then are strongest population inmate to date he said ever have gum problems yet?i said no he said it wouldnt be smoking that gives you anykind of gum problem like cancer he said for about the last 13 years you have been too strong for the toothpaste that you can buy i will havem make it and deliver it to you where to doyou want it to go so i gave him the address of the foodbank seriously anygum problem that could like kill me if from being too strong for the toothpaste acording to this correctional officer he said that anytime i go their they will give me things aslong as i dont break out! no shit!later wolf2.
Wed Nov 14 '07 8:36:17 am Set this message as last read

Soundborg
Constantine Jajas
Thessaloniki, Neoi Epivates
Greece
Plays: Guitar (22 years)
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Joe please come to Greece on your next tour!There was NO promotion this summer when you came!I was there but many people missed your perfomance because of the promotion!It will be even better this time I know it!Give us a second chance Joe!

take care :)

Edited Wed Nov 14 '07 8:47 am

Wed Nov 14 '07 8:45:40 am Set this message as last read

Glad

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Satriella...I just love your unbridled enthusiasm. Don't ever change!

JOE...SEE YA IN BOURNEMOUTH AGAIN NEXT MAY. CAN'T WAIT...YEE-HAR!!!!!!

x

Edited Wed Nov 14 '07 8:52 am

Wed Nov 14 '07 8:50:35 am Set this message as last read

DelfinoPie
Martin Phillips
King Of Monsters
Plays: Doctors & Nurses (
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Fuck yes! Finally, after 2 missed opportunities to see Paul Gilbert I'm sure as hell not missing the third time!

Plus! Another Satch gig! Hell yes!

Birmingham show here I come!

Delfino
Wed Nov 14 '07 8:53:21 am Set this message as last read

Wooleyman
John Wooley
Middleburg, Florida
US
Plays: Guitar
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Tracie...have you been to Vinnie Moore's webpage..?? he is working on a new solo album...can't wait for it..he is awesome fer sure..perhaps Joe could do G3 with em..? come to think of it..I bought "Mind's Eye" before "Surfin" even came out..Shrapnel Records..lotsa great shred music there..
Wed Nov 14 '07 9:05:00 am Set this message as last read

cheese101

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John....haven't been to Vinnie's site in awhile, but I knew about the new album he's working on, thanks to my son who keeps his old mother informed of important stuff like that, LOL! He introduced me to Vinnie, Joe, lots of others.....Vinnie is great, looking forward to what he puts out. Chris loves to play his music too....I wanted to record him also playing Vinnie's "Rain" cuz he does a great job on it but either my camera ran outta memory or battery...or I'm too retarded, LOL!!

Next time I'll catch him on that :) Music and love...that's what keeps my heart beating :)

Wed Nov 14 '07 9:41:13 am Set this message as last read

JS_JS
Jacob Stewart
Washington
U S
Plays: Guitar (22 years)
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I"m seriously so excited for a new album. that's pretty much what I've been waiting for.
Wed Nov 14 '07 10:14:07 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Hey babe goverment chic,s did larry my postmaster like the guy who runs my postoffice tell you about the meeting i had with him,about the whole foodbank thing? i asked larry if their if like he could take all my stuff from kingston pen and from the superjail and give it to me their instead of going to the foodbank!.I said larry listen to me man i own california i have many of my own buissness im also ontario plus im a gangster i said you have to put something in the computer for the goverment of california to read explaining that thats where i pick up my products they issue me and it,s the only place allowed i said man i dont want them thinking im going to the fouckn foodbank especialy not arnold he knows i own musclehouse! so larry did it arnold said their was no problem! embarasing or what?later wolf2.
Wed Nov 14 '07 10:16:16 am Set this message as last read

HADI BB
hadi satriani2001
karaj, 1245
iran
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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Only from CANADA?

So what?

Tell to me canadian FANS!!!

Wed Nov 14 '07 10:40:08 am Set this message as last read

HADI BB
hadi satriani2001
karaj, 1245
iran
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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Satriella?

Have u husband?

Wed Nov 14 '07 10:41:20 am Set this message as last read
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