slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Michelle:I,m scared, i held my fireman for years, then i met many godesses n later settled for one, now yer sayin mr pee pee is back t hand when little feet start runnin around! I,ll be findin a remedy i tells yer, the best n only thing in life Taxman the bollox doesnt cash in on & i cant have for free....nana not for mr n mrs slans lol, i,ll find a cure you can bet yer ass on that!
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Thu Mar 22 '07 11:27:28 am
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cheese101
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TY Slansh....but.....wouldn't chocolate, like some peanut M&M's do the same thing? :) There's milk in those, I think....lol....and chelle is right....get the Mrs. BUSY!!
If I'm a dick, then.....where is MY...... ;)
I'm Goin Down.......
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Thu Mar 22 '07 11:28:32 am
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were
sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to
the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83years old now and
I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're
about my age. How do you feel?"
Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."
"Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my
pants."
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Thu Mar 22 '07 1:19:39 pm
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new
hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but, it's state of
the art. It's perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."
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Thu Mar 22 '07 1:28:51 pm
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wolf2
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Your crazy x woman i seen you practing on t.v so what im a monster again were never doing it! you cant remember how it goes 300 times a month man im telling you your brain is just yukered man later wolf2
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Thu Mar 22 '07 3:25:51 pm
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GIDDIE
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HEY JOE!!!!!!!!!!
I AM A REALLY BIG FAN OF YOURS AND AM LOOKING FOWARD TO SEEING YOU IN GEORGIA ON THE 28TH OF THIS MONTH. I MUST ADMIT THIS WILL BE MY FIRST TIME SEEING YOU LIVE IN CONCERT. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU IN PERSON AND MAYBE GET A CHANCE TO MEET YOU. I GUESS YOU AREN'T COMING ANYWHERE NEAR THE VA BEACH AREA? SO I HAVE DECIDED TO BRING A COUPLE OF FRIENDS AND TAKE A ROAD TRIP TO SEE YOU.
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Thu Mar 22 '07 3:46:38 pm
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gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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oh my word...is this real....did it like...really happen??
my brother....is outa the house..
he is going to louisiana........WHAOO.....DID IT REALLY HAPPEN???
hahahahhahaha
Sandy- im working on another Satch picture..... ill show ya when I get it finished.... but im curious.....whats the best thing for shading? I have some ideas.... but with the pic im doing..... the shading doesnt look right on his face...like the shadow and stuff...... haveing a lil bit of problem with that.... trying to get it down. haha..... almost done with my picture.... still have quit a bit left....but trying to work on some of the shading! Thanks...hugs
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Thu Mar 22 '07 4:44:05 pm
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wolf2
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Man i had this lazer surgery in ottawa man at the government on my brain my right brainloeb specifaically back in 96and 97 man they have this computer in my brain man no shit,man im not kidding man and a youth syrum but i had to have someplace with guarenteed security that i own with service at a specific time for the shock to the brain man no shit man the government just called and said frank man it,s worse than brain cancer man your too valuable to loose man we need you man they cut pieces of f the brain aswell man they told me my brain loeb would be exactly between 1931 and 1933 man no shit man crazy hey it cost 67 million dollars to restore my brain loeb man they knew i might have a heart problem later but they said we need to do it we need you back to vicious gangster man so i said yeah i will do it she said and you get paid i said lady remeber when i bought the country then the government i said it,s all my money anyways she said know man you listen to the radio and you see how much more money you have she said 60 dead cops is this much man etc etc you just call when you need money she said 3 million is no problem man i said yeah but i keep 25 million in my play cash she said know frank this is free money man you dont have to work for just let us restore your brain we need the information and picture on our computer no shi man then they installed a new computer in my brain man my mind reader man no shit one of my cop chics was there when i had it put in later wolf2.
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Thu Mar 22 '07 4:45:00 pm
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Hugsamuchilus
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Suzie2000:SNAP!! I've loved Maiden for 15 years or more
so u can ramble as much as u like! I just got into them by accident 'cos my Mother bought Maiden's first ten years on video 4 my Dad but he'd never listened to them b4 and never did so i put on the video after it was collecting dust on the shelf and made one of the best decisions i've ever made.
THEY MAKE ME PROUD TO BE BRITISH!!
PS I think Maiden should have got Paul back and done another two albums with instead of with Blaze!
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Thu Mar 22 '07 4:45:43 pm
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The Gorsk
Barry Gorsky
Phoenix, AZ
USA
Plays: Keyboards (57 years)
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Greetings Joe..
Still trying to recover from my G3 experience in Phoenix. I just caught the Saint Patty's Day edition of your web greeting and it looks like you are still having a good time taking G3 around the U.S of A. You guys are great.
Next time you are looking for G3 cohorts...how about Steve Morse or Gary Hoey?? That would rock!
My brother, in Okinawa, hopes you bring G3 to Tokyo, or maybe even Okinawa. That would be too cool.
Peace
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Thu Mar 22 '07 5:04:55 pm
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SRV/JSfan Always
Hazel, Kentucky
USA
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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Keniko, just wondering who your favorite blues player is. I'm going crazy waiting for my carvin to be finished.
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Thu Mar 22 '07 5:12:53 pm
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michelle
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and a bowtie.
Slan, there's a fix for it - it's called good old fashioned door locks. lol! I was more or less meaning ya just can't throw down anywhere at anytime. Settle down hon, didn't mean to upset the firemen. lmao!!
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Thu Mar 22 '07 5:51:49 pm
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cheese101
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The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
"Tony, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a glass pint of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of 20 enemy troops. She shot 15 of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
"Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?"
"Stay the hell away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking."
:))
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Thu Mar 22 '07 6:47:18 pm
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joe sclafani
Joe Sclafani
Cincinnati, OH
United States
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Hi Joe- My name is Jenna Sclafani, I am going to Hofstra next year as a photography major. I have back stage passes to your upcoming concert at the Taft Theater in Cincinnati . I was wondering if I could take some pictures backstage with you and the rest of G3? It would strongly improve my portfolio! Thank you!
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Thu Mar 22 '07 7:29:46 pm
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audiojimbo
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Hi all. Hope everyone had a great thursday!
Satriella: I saw your post this morning, but I had too much stuff to try to get done before heading out for the day, so I didn't get a chance to post a reply.
It was great talking to you on the phone last night. I'm sorry you missed half a nights sleep just to sync up with the time difference between England and California. Next time, feel free to call when it's more convenient for you - say, when it's 3AM here! ;-)
Brianna really enjoyed talking you, as well. She loves the sound of your voice. She's a sucker for a British accent. If she ever meets a cute English lad she'll probably elope and I'll never see her again! :-O
I just remembered where we saw MCR - it was at the Van's Warped Tour in 2005. They were the headlining band. Another band I really like at that Warped Tour was Gatsbys American Dream. My friend Chris was there in the front when Nic Newsham passed the microphone down to him during the segue into the ending of "Shh! I'm listening to reason", and Chris sang the "Ooohs" in the background. That was definitely a Kodak moment! "Volcano" is a great CD. You should pick it up if you get the chance.
It's amazing how much good music our teenage kids turn us on to!
I really apreciate the offer to draw the picture of me and Brianna with Joe. I'll let you know as soon as John posts them. I only hope the pic is worthy of such treatment. I have a tendency to look pretty goofy when I'm standing next to someone I idolize. :-)
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Thu Mar 22 '07 8:39:39 pm
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Powerslave214
Scott Conner
Blacksburg, Virginia
USA
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I'll take Dickinson any day over DiAnno :P
Joe, you should have put the green mullet wig on the crystal ball to enhance its oracle-ness ;-)
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