the little drummer boy
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Dear Joe,
My name is Keith and I am wriiting to you for a very special reason. My fiance, Erin and I have our wedding day set for 8/4/07. As a musician myself, a drummer, I want to tell you how much music is a part of my soul and that it moves my every fiber. Your musical works have been a major part of my inspiration. I have introduced your work to my finance and we have argued to it, conversed to it, and made love to it. It moves us both regardless of what moods we are in. Our favorite is flying in a blue dream. I have a request for you also. Our wedding is going to be small and very simple. It will be a fun tropical theme. We would be honored to have you attend. We don't request that you play if you think that would be uncomfortable. Just to meet you would be a dream come true for Erin and I both. We can offer good food and good company. If you could at least e-mail us back, it would be wonderful to simply hear from you.
Respectfully,
Keith and Erin
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Thu Jul 26 '07 7:45:52 pm
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cheese101
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Pregnancy, Estrogen and Women
Pregnancy Q &A &more!
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex! ?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural ?
A! : Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
ESTROGEN ISSUES'
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE 'ESTROGEN ISSUES'
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3 The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: 'How's my driving-call 1- 800-'.
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from 'outer space'.
8. Your not as nice as you used to be and you used to be a bitch
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7. Fat clothes.
6 Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4 Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
AND, the Number One thing only women understand :
1. OTHER WOMEN
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Thu Jul 26 '07 8:20:23 pm
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michelle
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JBlaze, just go to the drop down time thingy and view the past day. This place is way to big to waddle thru all the posts even after just 3 days. Now, if you say the word "Grandma" in my direction again, I'ma hafta come down there and...and...and.... oh hell, I'd forget about you and go see Shamu, but I'd make some aweful faces in yer direction palie. lmao!!
Alan, I feel bad for the Brits who are super flooded and have no drinking water, or water for hygiene. It's a damn shame. Oh, and by the way, it looks like you have a dead cat on yer table. LOL! eck!
T, good one!
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Thu Jul 26 '07 8:48:07 pm
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UematsuMaster
Mike Clements
Davis, CA
USA
Plays: Guitar (28 years)
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Alright astrological sign... Do your stuff!! Sagittarius is ruled by luck and I'm a double, so c'mon San Francisco hook me up!!!
*Crosses fingers
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Thu Jul 26 '07 10:41:22 pm
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Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
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Captain Steve - Hahahaha thats funny.....what did you say She's always struck me as being ever so slightly (OK then, completely!) mad. In the nicest way of course.
ooooo lemons yum yum
Zestful enough LOL
laid back......what a laugh! Who said that anyway? Actually I am laid back in some ways....hmmm they knows me tooooo well me thinks....
How do you turn this webcam off?
Gruskada - S.M.F. = simple machines forum ....the mini colossal song was fab thanks for that! yep you really got something....I never have anything but I carry on posting about nothing allllll the time LOL
jblaze1 - awwww we have a similar problem with Tesco's! Sorry to hear you not having a happy camping time!
Keniko - We just showing our age me thinks LOL
Clarky - A right motley crew...I mean band you got there!
Joe Satrini - Nice to see you here...your name always brings a smile to my face!
Hugs to all satriella xx
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Thu Jul 26 '07 11:19:47 pm
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qwertan
tan bekdemir
istanbul,
turkey
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Hi Joe,
I am the father of your probably youngest fan. My son he is only 12 months old is listening to you since he was 3 months old! I am not kidding! he is addicted to your live in San Fransisco concert video especially second part. Depending on his mood, he eats, sleeps and have fun when he listens to you!
I also tried malmsteen and petrucci but he does not like them and wants to leave the screen. But when you start playing he just sticks to the computer.
My wife was not a fan of you before my son was born, but right now she is a big fan of you too just because of him. And I was just on the front of stage during your Istanbul concert. That was awesome! My wife could not come because she had to take care with baby. But may be in next couple of years we may come to your concert as whole family!
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Thu Jul 26 '07 11:51:52 pm
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Dream 3
jamie anderson
melbourne, victoria
australia
Plays: Guitar
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G'day Satch ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Hope all is well and you and the family are enjoying some quality alone time together....
Been listening to Paul Gilberts album we only just managed to get it in at my local music shop must say the song " Marine Layer" is a super cool track just has that close your eyes and relax feel about it....
Looking forward to you sitting down after the hype of the 20th anniversary SWTA tours and producing a new album maybe a follow up album to Is There Love In Space to give us the answer maybe call it Is There Little Babies In Space..
A BIG WE MISS YA FROM DOWNUNDER IN OZ ya buddy forever and always Jamie Melbourne OZ .........
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Fri Jul 27 '07 1:40:02 am
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Two Shay
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Grusky - SMF = Simply Majestic Fretting (maybe)
Conch - You'll not be much longer on this earth if you lump the Irish and Brits/English together. They generally have a certain antipathy toward us (not entirely unjustified I might add). To give an example, my MIL was once visiting and as the England v Ireland rugby match was on the telly said she would like to watch it. No problem says I, I was then subjected to listening to her encouraging her lovely Irish boys against those horrible English ruffians. On the odd occasion I summoned up the courage and opened my mouth to speak I got one of those looks from my wife that would stop a runaway train!
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Fri Jul 27 '07 1:56:42 am
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Two Shay
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And following on from Monterrey Trace....
Wimmens words.
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the match before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now about to do it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong?", for the woman's responses refer to # 3.
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Fri Jul 27 '07 2:06:35 am
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wasp2020
Anthony Condarcuri
Bolton, Ontario
Canada
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Just in case anybody's missed it, the long awaited SatchNotes.com is finally online!
Ah, SurfingWithTheAlien.com contest...that looks so cool...now why couldn't I just live a few kilometres south? v_v
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Fri Jul 27 '07 2:18:15 am
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wolf2
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Man my cardiologist!my heart specialist is man he told me he wanted my body back to the way it goes ,he said man i believe you can do it with your schizophrenia he said man your body is inclined to your muscle i said back to the way it goes !i said it,s a little hard for me to do man because now my mom sort of lives with me and it,s getting all my weights plus she doesnt know i own my weight company man,none of these people know what buissness,s i own he said whats the one that carry,s man i said free stand lift ask the government or weider usually it goes to between 930 and 970 pound ,s man he said how long until we get some of that i said about 3 years i told him my mom my let me buy a couple sets then she will freak out on me when it nee,ds more again like she did yesterday after i told her she got pissed later said i dont want to hear anything more about these 3 things and it,s important for my heart later wolf2 she thinks shouldnt be doing it heart but it,s actually the other way now i have to smooth her over again later wolf2.
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Fri Jul 27 '07 4:25:04 am
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gruskada
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Satriella - yeah, the Mini Colossal Song just rocks. "I never have anything..." - not true. You've got some of the best Satriani drawings I've seen (what's your web site again?), and you make people feel welcome here (speaking for myself, anyway).
Captain Steve - that's the best one I've heard yet - it certainly describes the song well :-)
wasp2020 - thanks for the plug :-), and thanks for helping me out with getting more info for the site.
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It's kind of buried in the about section of my site, but I'm offering $25 for anyone who can figure out the whole spoken word intro to Flying In A Blue Dream, and $25 more if you can tell me exactly where it came from (radio, tv show name). I've tried using a demo of a very expensive audio forensics tool with no luck (but I really didn't know what I was doing...).
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Fri Jul 27 '07 5:05:10 am
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Hugsamuchilus
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Hello Joe, i love your music like a miner love gold!
I have nothing but love & admiration for you Joe,your music is so amazing it makes my hair stand on end!
Hello to all...hope you are having a nice life
Joe Rocks my world!
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Fri Jul 27 '07 5:20:19 am
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wolf2
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Hey i think the pillow should! the pillow seem,s nice one night man couple years ago im sleeping i here my mom in the living room with my babe,s man it was crazy yes i remember brining you in my room thats how buzzed i get manthe only reason why we didnt do the last time is cuz my mom was still awak usually you wait until all the lights are off then i sneak it doesnt matter if i have brought you right in before or something you like sneak is the key plus my biker babes took over for a while and that was well mom was awake the hahhahha chic was my liz anne were good later wolf2 you watched and eard that? later wolf2.
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Fri Jul 27 '07 5:40:06 am
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michelle
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Cappy, didn't know I was lumping Brits and Irish together, but it IS raining on the whole lot of 'em. lol! Now as for yer post about wimmins - here's a clarification///
1. Fine = F.U., 2. Five minutes = F.U, quit nagging, 3. Nothing = F.U., yer an idiot and not worth my breath, 4. Go Ahead = F.U. I'm not afraid to draw blood, 5. Loud Sigh = F.U. is he worth getting arrested for on disorderly conduct and battery charge, 6. That's Okay = F.U. sleep with one eye open, 7. Thanks = F.U. I'll let you see another day, 8. Whatever, yeah, that does mean F.U. lol!, 9. Don't worry about it = F.U. ya get no supper either!
C;maaaan, it can't just be me!!! lmao!!!!
see for yourself :)
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Fri Jul 27 '07 6:59:09 am
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wolf2
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.no might sronmigailan like arnold the cops put all mights on a piece list now and you would never exterminate with might anyways my weights are custom made like you heard weider the cop chics and the commisioner of the police force say on the radio they are my social assistance weights weider make them for me and the goverment pays for them i pay the book sttreet price and social assistance would pay the 110,000 dollars to weider and one 15 is 40 years ago when i got them after i used them donny sometimes gives me about 45,000 for a set after i do my hold my workouts hold for about 12 years when i stop later they do damage of 112 each later wolf2.
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Fri Jul 27 '07 7:01:33 am
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jblaze1
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Michelle:Put up your dukes! Shamu & I will be waiting...lmao...luv ya!
Satriella:Sorry, but I have been buried with the mummies for a few thousand years.What is "Tesco's"
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Fri Jul 27 '07 8:32:27 am
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jeremywills
Jeremy Wills
Live Oak, Texas
USA
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sandy i know i been owing you an email for a while now, my apologies, but hotmail is being stupid and its not letting me send anything right now, grrrr ill try again later, how are BTW???
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Fri Jul 27 '07 8:40:09 am
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