Suzie - so when do you start your new job....
it sounds really demanding.. you must have the patience and tollerence of a saint..

erm.... why??? lmao...

to download the MP3's... right click and "save target as"

the CD will not contain the MP3's on the website... this will be completely different material...

thanks for your very kind mastering offer... but I've already made the arrangements for this.. booked studio etc...

I've decided to put the Gluttony project on hold in favour of Morgan making me a 7-string Merlin....

on the MIDI control for your amp... to be honest I've no idea...
it don't sound like an easy upgrade either...
I've no idea where you'd start looking either....
just surt the web I guess for amp / fx customisers - but I wouldn't be too hopeful... normally, this sort of capability is designed in at the outset..
the only other - and somewhat limited option - is to use MIDI to control a graphic EQ and also switch amp channels between clean and dirty [via the stereo jack socket if your amp can do this].... not a great option though..

if you really want that kind of functionality you should be looking at kit like 2120, Triaxis, G-System, GT PRO, GMP-1, PSA-1, GNS3000 etc etc.. stuff of this ilk is designed to do this... but this is a different tone creation ethos... the rack makes the tone, the amp makes it loud... instead of the amp participating in creating the tone....

alternatively... surf the amp manufacturer's sites and go through the specs to see what's on offer....

hmmm... a piss-up and a jam in Barca.... I need to make a plan...

all other Clarky's are cheap copies.... lmao..

IMHO - these guitars are made from the highest quality components and woods, and are build to the most rediculously tight tolerences.....

they need to be seen, heard and played to be believed....

This is a story of two elderly people living in a mobile home park in Florida. He was a widower and she was a widow. They had known one another for a number of years.

One evening there was a community supper in the Club House, and the widower and widow made a foursome with two other singles.

They had a wonderful evening and spirits were high. The widower sent a few admiring glances across the table, and the widow smiled coyly back at him. Finally, he plucked up his courage to ask her, "Will you marry me?"

After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered, "Yes. Yes, I will. "

The meal ended with a few more pleasant exchanges and they went to their respective homes. The next morning, the widower was troubled. Did she say 'Yes', or did she say 'No'? He couldn't remember.

Try as he would, he just could not recall. He went over the conversation of the previous evening, but his mind was blank. He remembered asking the question, but for the life of him he could not recall her response.

With fear and trepidation, he picked up the phone and called her. First, he explained that he didn't remember as well as he used to.

Then he reviewed the lovely evening past. As he gained a little more courage he then inquired of her, "When I asked if you would marry me, did you say 'Yes' or did you say 'No'?"

"Why, you silly man, I said 'Yes. Yes I will.' And I meant it with all my heart."

The widower was delighted. He felt his heart skip a beat.

WHAT SIZE SIR ?????

A man was in a long line at K-Mart. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.

She asked, "What size condoms?"

The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."

The next man in line thought this was interesting, and was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms , and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him!

She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."

A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool . He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance.

When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he said he didn't know.

She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said...

MikeSB - well there ae two possible theories...

1 - that is what the wood happens to be called...

Anybody else like Annihilator? Jeff Waters is awesome...

Also, don't know if I've mentioned this before, but if anyone doesn't already have that new Whitesnake 'Live In The Still Of The Night' DVD then I would strongly recommend getting it. It's fucking awesome!!!

Clarky - Erm, no; was it in that e-mail then? I deleted it straight away because the subject was "just a test" or something, so I figured there wouldn't actually be anything in the e-mail... lol. My bad!!!

bahduh: Great to chat with you brotha, and you do have a great knowledge of the football, lol!!.... Great talking sports with you, and I cant wait for the WC matches to start!!.... Blessings to you and your family my friend, and take care....

962: I hear ya bro with Pablo, he fell in love with the country just like I did, lol, plus they really love and respect true talent.... Kudos man, and hey, did you find that link to his songs useful??.... I havent tried to work out the songs from that site yet....

Clarky: haha, lmao bro, you are definately loaded with the guns, and anyone who hasnt checked out Paul Clarks Site yet, needs to!!.... I like the new pic's, definately a rock star there no doubt, lol, kuul stuff bro, I like it!!.... Btw, good luck with those gits, they look well built, and I'd like to try one if they market them here.... Will keep an eye out....

Good Morning Satchland..... How are we?

michelle..... Sounds like you had a wonderful holiday weekend. That's awesome. Hugs to you.

aussie......How are ya? Pro Tools LE comes with 32 trks also but for $500 you can buy The Production Tool Kit. This increases the trk count to 48 trks. Also you get some really cool plug ins with it. What they don't tell you is you need a screaming computer to run all 48 trks with plug ins so......buyer beware. Check it out Digidesign

mikesb......What up bud? Yeah, there's some great woman guitarist out there. I've heard of Ana Popavic but never listen to her. I hear good things about her. Ever hear of Katrina Johansenn? As the story goes she sent a tape Angelo Batio and he flipped out. He produced her CD and played bass on it. She also teaches guitar somewhere in the Chicago Suburbs....I think ? She's also drop dead gorgeous and a REDHEAD ! ! ! I love REDHEADS ! ! ! That's why I married one Katrina

mikesb

ha ha ha

Just spreading the good humor

Clarky - Jesus, that quilted veneer on 'Envy' is seriously thick... Looks like it's gonna be a beautiful instrument when it's done, man. I can't wait to see it.

It's annoying being right handed coz it means I can't play your guitars!!! lmao

melzie

I am happy you enjoyed the story and/or stories.

Love Is Blind Or Makes You Stupid.....Man I'm glad I'm Sane ?

Check This Out:

Man Severs Penis to Prove Faithfulness By Associated Press Tue May 30, 5:46 PM

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - A man who apparently severed his penis in an attempt to convince his wife that he was faithful to her was recovering after surgery to reattach the organ at a northern Malaysian hospital, a news report said Tuesday.

The 41-year-old man, who was not identified, got into an argument last Friday with his wife, who found a text message on his mobile phone from another woman. The man was heard by his son shouting that he wanted to prove he was not having an affair, the New Straits Times reported.

The assertion was followed by loud screams and the man emerged from his room bleeding profusely, his 14-year-old son quoted as saying. His wife rushed him to hospital.