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WhammyFreak

Plays: Keyboards (17 years)
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Gosh I hope Joe comes out with a new album fast I always love his new material. And dang I want him to get another grammy award nomination before its too late.

I can't believe Super Colossal lost to The Wizard Turns On...Personally I think that song sucks.

Good luck Joe, whatever you out with you will always blow me away.

Sun Sep 9 '07 8:40:37 am Set this message as last read

lourdeOhocusts

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Has anyone ever heard Joe play The Forgotten (Pt. 2) live? I absolutely love this song and have never seen him perform it live. If there are any recordings of it out there, I'd love to take a listen.

Sun Sep 9 '07 9:34:27 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Hey jow when i was running kingston penitentiary man what a time this big black dude right just fouckn huge man i blasted him one right he had blood coming out his ears i wouldnt let him out of his cell for 8 weeks once every two weeks i would give him a meal somehow the coppers correctional officers found out i was running the place took him out covered in blood after i had him locked for 8 weeks then they stuck three elcetricution rods to my head and put in electricty man that come out later but in the meantime your foucked from all the electricty in your body man anyways after a while 5 months or so this dude stabs me in the chest i dont carry a blade hey then the big coon hit,s me one man then i quit running it and went to seg block 32 guys with blade can make a difference when you have 36,000 volts going through your brain and 11,00 -16,000 going through your body anyways i run it i won it be real dont step to the wheel i use to go live their sometimes man it,s nuts later wolf2 he tryed to charge me to hey under law they cant charge a gangster for running a prison man later wolf2.
Sun Sep 9 '07 10:27:19 am Set this message as last read

Powerslave214
Scott Conner
Blacksburg, Virginia
USA
Plays: Guitar (22 years)
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So did I miss anything? :p

lourdeOhocusts: There is a whole brigade of folks here (myself included) that would love to see Joe play that live someday. It's one of my favorites.

http://alanbecker.deviantart.com/art/Animator-vs-Animation-34244097 Someone else posted this here awhile back. It's very clever!

Edited Sun Sep 9 '07 11:01 am

Sun Sep 9 '07 10:59:26 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Im here babe and no way tina you can radio as much as you want never you think i forget man!Babe the whole tina thing was nuts me and tina use to go to the gym together right anyways she got real powerful i mean real powerful were sitting their one day she has 3 tasers from the states and a gun this is no shit she shot me in the soldier for no reason then she knocked me out i was knocked out for 11 days babe with a bullet in my shoulder on my kitchen floor stuart she wouldnt let anybuddy in she was running the cops killing cops it was nuts finally she left stuart came in i was still knocked out with a bullet in my shoulder stuart got me back up i owned the hospital and my hospital heels my gunsots wounds so you cant even see them babe thats when i told stuart tell my wife man i will be their but im going to jail first this broads going down so im talking to tina after i get out of the hospital she sais what are you gonna do to me frank i know you wont beat me you ca try she said but you will be beaten again she what your gonna point a gun at me i said im waiting until evertything is perfect youlle be so scared your gonna die then you intstead of killing the cops you get them to help you and never fouckn come back she had intervenius running into me herself when she had me knocked out babe it was nuts !she use to fouckn tase me man it was crazy!the whole thing was staged becasue i was suppose to be at kingston pen it was real but me and tina had planned it like that me going down anyways thats what she did to me were good babe as long as you dont shoot me in the shoulder tase me with three u.s. tasers then knock me out for 11 days run a hospital get intervenious to bring home nuts hey thats tina !later wolf2.
Sun Sep 9 '07 1:48:11 pm Set this message as last read

Amir K

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hey evry one...

i went to a uni near us, & asked em if i can change my place & get here... they said there is one way to get here if the uni agrees!!!
gotta get my average more then 15 from 20!! its some thin like impossible for the first year! its my only chance... they said gotta go again the next week to know did they agree or not! i really hope yeah

Satriella, tnx...

forgot to say i gave the exam for my job today too... it was 3,30 hours with 3 ecuations had to write programs in Qbasic, Fortran & C++...
wish me luck guys
Gruskada, dave my Qbasic ecuation was so easy, & i guess my program will work... i havent checked it in PC yet but i hope it works
the ecuation was a*x^2+b*x+c=0
i never thought they're gonna give some thin like this for Qbasic... i was ready to see some thin more harder

sooo tired tonight. had a hard day

later
-Amir...



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Sun Sep 9 '07 1:51:16 pm Set this message as last read

Amir K

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scott,
hah, cool thing, i mean the alanbecker thing
yaeh really clever
Sun Sep 9 '07 2:03:53 pm Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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AmirK - ?????? Are you alright?

just finished a picture....hmmm the real one looks much better I have to say...I need to do more....hardly done any over the summer....roll on the winter!

Red Hot Chillies anyone?

http://entertainment.webshots.com/photo/2891530100084221824BmMuRE

SteveeT - where are you? are you OK?

Hugs all

Satriella xx

Sun Sep 9 '07 2:30:02 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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I dont think you would babe because i know how much you love me if you and stuart are doing it you wont see me anymore and the pipe builder who picked you will tell if you are you wont see me again later wolf2.
Sun Sep 9 '07 2:33:42 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Babe man were good!now listen i cant believe i love you man,just listen the whole you me and stuart thing is cool i know you wouldnt now you see think about this i read a bunch of stuff for about 4 years when you asked me to do it go out with you like that i took a chance but it wasnt realy i knew you loved me so i do the whole thing babe man it doesnt get any bigger then having to worry about medical shit when were doing it never do it man with anybudy im nice to you now im a little slow at getting moving but babe their the stuff we dont tell that i do for you that we cant and my little itch is from you remember but yours wasnt from you know from something else same as if it was i understand that babe listen were good and im serious just be cool oh im still the same guy alright!you like it is babe shhhh! man your driving the chics crazy ! were good i will be back to the web later man the only reason why i do it is cuz you love me babe and the feeling is the same and yeah i taught jimmy bowskill how to play later wolf2.
Sun Sep 9 '07 3:16:37 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Now listen i told you girls this here before on this site and in the other chat room tuesday is see my women Lauri later wolf2 go north young man north! hi babe later wolf2.
Sun Sep 9 '07 4:16:57 pm Set this message as last read

Stevee T

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Satriella...I'm here,and I'm ok...yourself?

Joe Satriani, Have you ever considered a CD project where you'd collaborate with other composer's, or guitarists ie...Jimmy Page, Jeff Beck, Neil Schon, Carlos Santana, Pete Townsend.....?

What types of challanges would you foresee...trying to make a work of this type happen?

Peace

Sun Sep 9 '07 4:52:40 pm Set this message as last read

Hugsamuchilus

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Hi Joe how are you? Hope you good.

Love ya!

Big Hugs

Mon Sep 10 '07 12:26:37 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Public Information advert from 1970

Satriella:You,ll remember this above? used t scare the crap out of us as kids

Mon Sep 10 '07 1:34:09 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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Slanshroom - jeepers thats still scary now!

I tend to remember and still quote...charlie!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HB0HcINjWs&mode=related&search=

mewoejaodfkfwepjwmeeeeeoooowww,dkfaefn=mooeeeeooow!

lol

oh and this was a great bit of music!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L52idWDN9Nw

aaaaaaaaaaaah memories!

Hugs Satriella xx

Mon Sep 10 '07 1:45:02 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Good morning hey man do you miss me? i havent seen you cruising around in a while joe,hey listen i was just thinking about something that has to do with you.One of my buissness oh my women will find out it,s called mark,s work wearhouse in peterborough babe i own it now later but man you cant tell stuart you know he likes it when i use the money for me and him to go away but babe then i switched it to girlfriend they ask what the moneys for hey usually i go their 7 months before a joe concert get some money they usually make me take my girlfriend out to fancy resteraunts for about 3 or 7 months these older people down the street man the ones i help found out i own it i had to take back a jacket for them qand give them another one not that long ago they asked me to and babe most of my other food bombardier put,s it all on sale they were here asked me what i wanted and stuffanyways babe telling you about marks is just wait i have to get out of here though my mom doesnt know anything about my buissnes s man my computer is private she doesnt realy leave me alone long enough to do thins on the phone later wolf2.
Mon Sep 10 '07 3:48:43 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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babe man i had to own the canadian tire in bancroft couple years ago ron knows i own it!i built it!later wolf2.
Mon Sep 10 '07 3:49:45 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Babe did i tell you what happened with me and ron i sell him and his buddy,s stuff from my canadian tire weird shit he bought about 1200 truckloads of stuff of me all his buddy right now listen one day were going to canadian tire up north for me to order some stuff for him and guess what he asked me ?He asked me if i would be his best friend! no shit rons been in here before i bring him in when moms not home cuz mom listen to my old boss about not brining him in right so i said no ron i cant be your best friend man thats why sometimes i make up things to do then if we dont do em i trip out like a client and that i need him from a cmha perspective the receptionist at the cmha asked me man why i wouldnt be his best friend anyways ron sais t me he said frank you own a canadian tire man your on dissabilty he said but we checked and the goverment sais your allowed to have your dissabilty to man he said for some reason when you call them it,s like your best friends with them i want to be one of them i said nope cant be done cant tell you about me and the goverment either nuts hey asked if we couldbe best friend oh he seen all my stallone movies and stuff my room and everything later wolf2.
Mon Sep 10 '07 4:17:37 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Satriella:Charlie sounds like my guitar, he had an influence heres the proof cats pfff



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Mon Sep 10 '07 4:48:26 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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And yeah my babe and my biker chics know what my body really look,s like joe man i had to own the cmha to get them to pay for my muscle pill,s anyways few years ago i looked heavier then arnold swarznegger man and it stayed so i went up showed my woman joe man it was unbelievable i would be sitting on my couch no shirt cuz none would fit this biker chic would be watching me through my window so we satrted talking and stuff then the other biker chics started coming here my woman would remember anyways the cmha paid 93,000 in three payment s for my body pills i showed them to my woman im suppose to just llok like ateenager that works out for 11 years rougly but man im something hey babe later wolf2 you should have seen my woman man anyways she,s the one that told me to take the muscle reducer pills man i got her to check it out she said yeah so then i did later wolf2.
Mon Sep 10 '07 5:36:52 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Just so you know just incase i wont be listening today for those of you who read have to go upnorth to my moms other place to start getting it ready for one my halfbrother goes their im turning it off right now and yeah you are 199 and yeah wolf2,s washrooms will see what time the post returns at and babe dont worry were good alright!i aint going know where without you girlfriend wife wise you make me worry about you when you do that! oh what time will the post return and if you are not reading and you miss me try again later wolf2.
Mon Sep 10 '07 6:22:08 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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wolf did you say listening???

Tommy can you hear me??

Mon Sep 10 '07 6:40:34 am Set this message as last read

majikd
david rodriguez
Reading, pennsylvania
usa
Plays: Guitar (56 years)
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Hey Joe just drop by to say wassup. I Got a myspace account under myspace.com/davrod610 and thanks for adding me as a friend. Steve Vai added me as well,cool guy. John Petrucci though hasn't . Drop by anytime and meet my family and friends. Peace in.
Mon Sep 10 '07 7:14:07 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Can you feel me near you?
Mon Sep 10 '07 7:43:44 am Set this message as last read

anibur

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There will always be room for 2 Glasses Of Wine!

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 glasses of wine... A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in > front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. > He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. > The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into > the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open >areas > between the golf balls. > > He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the > jar, of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous "yes."

The professor then produced two glasses of wine from under the table > and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to > recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the >important things; your family, your children, your health, your friends, >and your favourite passions; things that if everything else was lost >and only they remained, your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, and your car. The sand is everything else; the small stuff. > If you put the sand into the jar first , " he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. > The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are > important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Make time for your family, Play with your children.Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and > fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first; the things that really >matter. >Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

> One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the wine > represented.

>The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a >couple > of glasses of wine with a friend. "Please share this with a friend. I JUST DID >

Mon Sep 10 '07 7:49:30 am Set this message as last read
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