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wolf2

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Anyways it is a psychiatric disorder the big tits thing ,when i had my psycaitric assessment my psychiatrist the best in canada said let me tell you this i cant keep you here frank it,s against the law he said let me read you this mr buscema should be classified and is aproffesional athlete at time he has never shown psychologial disgroce if you were to keep him it will cause war with the following country,s so he said your fit to stand trial and get out of here by keeping yourself in perfect condition for 23 years never do psychological dispgroce it is ncr frank you work out their is some weight comapnys that have clled that want you you use who you feel is best weider said you can stick with them and they know your proffesional at what you do thanks for coming later he said wolf2.
Sun Jul 29 '07 1:13:55 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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Mole Hole

A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole.

One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says,"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"

The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"

The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way so he says, "Geez, all I can smell is...

Scroll down.......

Get ready?

Are you sure you're ready?

You may never forgive me for this one..




MOLASSES

:)))) Yes, I'm hoooooooooooooooooooome!!! DT was FREAKIN FANTASTIC and I wanna go back and do it all AGAIN!!! If you get a chance, GOOOOOO!!!! You won't regret it :)

Geez I'm tarred...........

Sun Jul 29 '07 1:37:54 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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It is possible for donny to know that yeah they installed new microchips in my head the goverment did it at kingston pscyh it detects not criminaly resposnible you hear those cop chics that are acting nut,s goverment already called said the micro chip sais their ncr they said the most normal ones are like anne anabel donna and those chics and they said my biker chics were fine as well but they said the one that said me and is imitating a deadpig doing her is ncr the goverment getting rid of all them soon no shit im never insaine and my babes are normal ecept them i ownder how donny knew about the micro chips well have to seee how liz comes back later wolf2.
Sun Jul 29 '07 2:13:52 pm Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Monterrey Trace - After a joke like that you should be feathered as well. :-)
Sun Jul 29 '07 2:33:47 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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LOL!!!

I so should ;)

Sun Jul 29 '07 3:02:23 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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Okay...here's the official Dream Theater setlist from last night, I dint recognize ALL of them, so I'm glad Mike Portnoy allows them to be posted on his web site:

Berkley, CA - 7/28/07

(Intro Video / 2001) CONSTANT MOTION PANIC ATTACK BLIND FAITH SCARRED SURROUNDED THE DARK ETERNAL NIGHT KEYBOARD SOLO LINES IN THE SAND THE SPIRIT CARRIES ON IN THE PRESENCE OF ENEMIES

Encore: MEDLEY I. TRIAL OF TEARS II. FINALLY FREE III. LEARNING TO LIVE IV. IN THE NAME OF GOD V. OCTAVARIUM

The guys were just incredible...had really cool lighting effects and videos going on behind them...the crowd was wild which always makes it MUCH more fun :)) The stuff at the souvenir booth is pretty damn spendy...$25 for a full-color photo booklet but it's GREAT....even $25 for a beanie....t shirts $35.....

Berkeley is a very nice place, what we saw of it....and pretty easy to navigate, I dint even get lost :)) Nice drive down and back, beautiful weather...and I saw all ages at this concert, which surprised me a lil.

Oh, Into Eternity.....they opened....VERY heavy death metalish and not my cuppa tea....the singer just screamed and was outta sync with the rest of the band....and then Redemption was the second band on....they were a bit better, some great playing, but the singer was a lil off key at times and dint have a ton of power behind his voice...prolly an off night for him. They started at 7:30 when people were still pouring into their seats, and DT dint start till almost 9:30 FFS!!! And then played for a lil over 2 hours :))))

Gad DANG they were good...and Petrucci....mmmm, freakin HOT! LOL......

Sun Jul 29 '07 3:15:21 pm Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Hehehehe Austin, just joshin you man....
Sun Jul 29 '07 3:28:21 pm Set this message as last read

punkdude75
Miguel Chavez
Chi-town, Illinois
USA
Plays: Guitar (36 years)
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Have a great sunday everyone
Sun Jul 29 '07 4:14:35 pm Set this message as last read

roffler
eric rosseland
USA
Plays: Guitar (2024 years)
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punk dude-same to you.
Sun Jul 29 '07 6:06:28 pm Set this message as last read

montanetti

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Awesome compition
Sun Jul 29 '07 6:20:39 pm Set this message as last read

lcc
luke cowie
perth, western australia
australia
Plays: Drums (42 years)
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hey joe love that name makes me think of jimi too !! went to your g3 perth concert was FANTASTIC !! have a 16 year old son who is "joe" mad too!! unfortunately he couldnt come to the concert with me he was at an athletics competion in melbourne @ the same time SO i told him next tour joe does were there and I TOLD HIM I WOULD LET JOE KNOW so here its joe all the way from wa cheers mr satriani lets hear from you soon my son will freak out rock on LUKE
Sun Jul 29 '07 6:40:52 pm Set this message as last read

Mahavishnu
Brian Currier
Newberg, Oregon
US
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DoTheStu - I will be at the LA show , solo , no wife this time.
Sun Jul 29 '07 7:53:57 pm Set this message as last read

PhryDom
Dave
Atlanta, GA
USA
Plays: Guitar (45 years)
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aw gawd, RIP Mike Reid :( y'know... Pat Pat, what have you done to me Pat? (for the Brits), also the guy who was told to "sit down and shut up you big bald f**k" (for the people who watched Snatch)

:(

oh, and seeing as I'm here, burn in hell Michael Vick!!!!
Sun Jul 29 '07 8:34:25 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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thanks for the congrats. The excitement of seeing joe 2 times in 4 days , first in NY then finishing off at Hyde street is way past anything i could imagine. But to make a very long story short, finding someone with the availablity and finances may be an issue for me. As far as im concerned this is a priceless opportunity as im sure you all agree. Ive recieved a few offers for the guest pass and considering my expenses to get to Ca from Ny i MAY offer this guest spot to the right person and offer. You may want to wait until the second drawing but the people of this forum i feel deserve first chance at it. you can contact me axeshredder07@gmail.com.

Axe...I'm really happy fer ya that you won...in fact...fer all the winners....but lemme get this straight....yer trying to sell your other ticket? The one you get for free? Well, you get both fer free...but dude...if you couldn't afford to come out for the show from New York...why'd u even enter the contest?

=/ I'm very confused....

Sun Jul 29 '07 10:09:48 pm Set this message as last read

Dream 3
jamie anderson
melbourne, victoria
australia
Plays: Guitar
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G'day Satch

Hope all is well and you and the family are doing great...


Cheese couldn't agree with you more with regards to axe trying to sell off the other ticket Jon should only give him 1 ticket and do a random drawing to give the other ticket away this is a once in a lifetime chance of being one of 20 lucky people attending a Satch gig and something you can't put a price on ..........

The things people will do to make money :( :( :( :( :(



Sun Jul 29 '07 11:17:37 pm Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Montanetti - What a clever post, it was indeed a compition because no aliens were allowed to enter!
Mon Jul 30 '07 1:55:50 am Set this message as last read

Hugsamuchilus

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Hi Joe!

Just gotta say hello to my most fave guy on the planet!

I love you Joe... hope you havin a good day!

Hugs

Mon Jul 30 '07 2:20:09 am Set this message as last read

m1n
jyotishman sharma
guwahati, Assam
India
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hello joe if you ever see his posted message of mine, please let me know how to get started on the guitar. i wanna be like you. max, india
Mon Jul 30 '07 3:03:01 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Hey do you ever watch a+e man did you see the one about me and rotax the people in austria that make all my dirtbike and ski-doo engine,s bill curtis said now onto the lead buscema their is an inseperable bond between frank and rotax they said rotax said he,s are frankie even they do not know what it is franks sicilian and irish but it,s believed he lives almost identical to the girls at rotax in austriia their is a force a field by the head sometimes that shows connection now frank is micro chipped the goverement said their is no danger to rotax they said many people believe that bombardier is rotax he said bombardier is a big comapny they use alot of engines but they are not otax,s frank and bombardier has stressed and expressed issue to rotax about that they know you took yor 479 decker racing engine to the machine shop and had it made brand new they dont know why anyways he said frank ride your rotax and they have a nice engine in the apilla unless your limited to the amount your allowed to have then find your,s he said the love from rotax and the love he has for them is something he will die with and will never know what the reason is bill curtis later wolf2.
Mon Jul 30 '07 3:15:59 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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Hi joe!

Love you muchly.....but do we have to wait till a new album comes out and then you will come back to the Uk for a proper gig?

That will be ages......

Sigh!

I sooo wanna see you again...please come back!

Cheese101 - Thanks for the rundown on DT so glad you had a great time.....my turn in October!

js1200js1000 - Whats happened?

Arvid - CONGRATULATIONS...do a cheer for me while you are there LOL As I understood it from jon in the chat you should be receiving an email any time.

GuitarSamuri - Welcome back...yeah I remember your little campaign! i think Joe is very well known anyway now...besides if he gets tooo famous we will end up having to see him in big stadiums and thats not good!

BadNomad - Sorry to hear you having troubles...thoughts are with you!

gargoyle055 - Oooh worry to hear all your problems and about your poor wife....you made a great effort to get to that last show. So glad Joes music uplifts you. And yes you are right there are some very talented people on here all thanks to Joe!

Maximagnet - you weren't kidding when you said you were a chatterbox were you! Great name....got a real ring to it! LOL

jblaze1 - so just to confirm...do you have a home and a job now?

Roffler - Hope you are good

WHERES KAYLA??????????

Hugs Satriella xx

Mon Jul 30 '07 3:55:16 am Set this message as last read

pamplona
jessica mateo
VILLAVA, NAVARRA
ESPAŅA
Plays: Keyboards (2024 years)
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Joe, tonight is Full Moon, you thought that I am crazy but to my influences to me somehow, calls my attention and when this flood I cannot let watch it, and that same one happens to me with your music, attracts to me, if somebody speaks to me and this sounding to some song yours automatically my ears disconnect of everything and begin to enjoy, is incredible what I feel to escucharte, hopefully you record many discs but. When vendras to Pamplona again? If you come, please touches to Attack and Is there love in space? You are for my the best musician of the world, always will listen to your discs, you do not doubt it, and please, this way see but that we want much to you, I coverall. A great hug, you do not forget to answer when you can is worth?
Mon Jul 30 '07 4:01:45 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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Ok how many of you started out on this guitar?

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/air-guitar-p1.php

hahahaha spinal tap nigel showing off his guitar collection!

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/spinal-tap-eleven-p1.php

Hugs Satriella xx

Mon Jul 30 '07 4:14:18 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Roatx chic,s are probably rading this but i will tell joe why i had my 470 rotax ski-doo engine rebuilt it,s called respeceint man your suppose to do it before a strong psychiatric diagnosis or they can seize it for basically commisioned under an illegal offence it,s called when your psyciatric they can seize your stuff unless you remanufacture your most used item of race or leisure manthey could have seized it for a 10% dillusion disorder mine if fifteen so i had all mach1 bearing installed on the crank about 42 bucks more each then i bored it out ten thousands of inch over they cant seize and it gave me respecient basicaly immunity to psyciatric seizure law for everything for the rest of my life basicaly filthy stincking rich respect for the law their was nothing wrong with it man later wolf2.
Mon Jul 30 '07 4:26:53 am Set this message as last read

Dream 3
jamie anderson
melbourne, victoria
australia
Plays: Guitar
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HEY Wolf2

How much acid or crack have you had over the yrs ?????

Or did you fall over and hit ya head somewhere?????



Mon Jul 30 '07 4:33:25 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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.shhhhhh. yeah she get,sit like that !that was off the micro chip babe ,we can the better it is the better it is mine get,s that quite often man you have to be good and dont tell anybudy too late huh!later their goverment chics later wolfie.
Mon Jul 30 '07 5:13:32 am Set this message as last read
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